#dw she is protecc

[crowscacophony]

its freak-frackin 2017 boi ^-^

I need to write something but mouthwashing has me in a state of shock still I feel like curly’s barely conscious body bruh he’s literally me. (Not a spoiler this is literally revealed in the first five minutes I promise) I need some kohls brainrot but unlike Jimmy I CAN TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY ACTIONS fuck Jimmy all my homies hate Jimmy mouthwashing 

I was going to do some historical fangstitch but despite my favorite fanfic I’ve ever read being about wwii and fleeing nazism I cannot bring myself to actually write anything even though I have some really cool (I have to keep telling myself that it’s okay for things to be historically accurate even though the vocabulary used *specifically for Crow and his Romani heritage* would be entirely different and it’s better to be tasteful) ideas

So instead. We’re embracing the cringe.

WELCOME TO THE YEAR 2017 BITCHES

Mid to late 2010s fandom was an insane mess. No one knew how to act. No one was anywhere near normal. I was there. I remember it all too well. The era of flower crowns and cell shaded big eyes and Hamilton animatics. Good God it was like being on crack with a bunch of closeted queers 

And I keep seeing the “mouthwashing if it was released in 2016 posts” where people are drawing the characters in flower crowns and big sweaters and “smol beans” and “cinnamon rolls :3” and it’s like a bullet to the brain. And I LOVE it. Give me more.

So. The Dalseum Duet if it was released in 2017. Let’s fuckin pretend. 

The people of 2017 fandom would be cancelled left and right today and I’m going to revel in that for a minute.

An entire cast of characters of color is not really ideal. Because we saw what happened to Hamilton. Here are my predictions for the most cancellable race offenses:

People just cannot draw Sara. They can’t fathom that her skin is dark. They keep coloring her this weird ashy mid-toned color and squishing her face to make her look “cuter.” 

Marie gets whitewashed to high hell. She’s supposed to be cutesy and feminine and the people of 2017 could not fathom that she has darker skin than Crow

Same with Adam. He would 100% get “smol bean” woobified. Someone literally just does not realize that he’s black. Art of him but white (out of pure ignorance, not malice) is posted on a prominent artist’s tumblr and never mentioned until someone digs it back up in 2020

I would say something abt Noeul but people act even worse abt “”morally gray”” East Asian men in 2024 so  just go looking yourself if you’re desperate for people saying weird shit. Dw we get to him later

Multiple people come forward saying they didn’t know Cambodia was even a country before reading Heartstrings

still an issue but people just don’t know how to draw Asian features. they all look white for some reason. 

crow always has straight hair. for some reason.

Other related offenses 

Gale is always drawn either too skinny or something is evidently proportionally incorrect 

Where. Where are Crow’s mobility aids guys

The Charlie hate posts. “she’s so annoying omg she thinks everything revolves around her! terrible main character” when she’s just a woman trying to escape an unsafe situation 

People are just not normal about crow being trans (to be expected no matter what year tbh)

“my smol trans bb 🥺 my little bean protecc him *GUYS DID YOU CATCH THAT I SAID HIM!! HIM NOT SHE I’M AN ALLY* at all costs”

your smol bb just watched someone get decapitated and didn’t flinch but. okay

people exaggerate sonnet’s proportions so ridiculously. is this transphobic or are you just numb to the furry proportions of animation memes bc their hips cannot possibly be that large 

A LOOK AT THE FANDOM

So many theatre kids who can’t communicate to anyone effectively. So many. Think Percy Jackson of eras bygone meets the Heathers animatic era. 

The most viewed video is an animatic of Sara telling off Noeul after the trial set to “Congratulations” from Hamilton. 

And now. Just know that this hurts me to say bc this album is my guilty pleasure but not a pleasure bc it hurts me to listen to some of these songs. Sigh. 

Panic! at the Disco’s album “Death of a Bachelor” released in 2016, shifting the edgy fandom space forever. 

The Council fanart. The animatics. Were edits a thing at this time? Fuckin PMVs? Idk. BUT GOOD GOD. EVERY SINGLE SONG ON THAT ALBUM. THERE WILL BE 100 COUNCIL ANIMATICS AT THE LEAST FOR EACH ONE. ALL IN THE SAME EXACT ARTSTYLE YOU KNOW THE ONE

THE FANART EDITS. GOD. NOEUL WITH HIS EYES BLACKED OUT WITH A BAR WITH LIKE “Fifty words for murder and I’m every single one of them” WRITTEN ACROSS IT HAHAHAHAAAAA his touch is black and poisonous guys. eyes like broken Christmas lights fr

PEOPLE GET SO CORNY OVER THIS MAN. SO CORNY. LIKE. HE MIGHT AS WELL BE TORD. THAT IS THE EXACT TREATMENT HE GETS

oh yeah and Jason Dean too. the comparisons of costco to JD and Veronica. dead girl walking animatics galore 

people made JD’s entire personality slushies even though he committed so many crimes. Noeul’s personality is reduced to bulgogi but no one can pronounce it so it just keeps getting worse

people woobify the fuck out of Sonnet. drawing them in big sweaters and flower crowns and sh scars on comically “thicccc” thighs bc they were “suicidal 🥺” (because they were “depwessed” not bc their marriage was fucking loveless and they no longer recognize who they are) and they have pretty pink hair. they tried to murder an innocent woman folks

unironic sams club shippers. “they should have gotten back together after the end! they did!! here is my fanart of Adam (ace mlm who has been severely traumatized by sonnet’s actions) and Sonnet (body has been borderline botched by “gender affirming surgery” and just watched their husband get slaughtered by their daughter in front of their own eyes. cannot form a cohesive sentence due to addiction to a variety of substances) 

I’m. I’m going to bed but I will add on to this. Because I find it really funny. 

Anyway. Just throwing the image of smol bean-ified Kai in your brain. @svwhssftr Big eyelashes and big blue sweater. Shark plushie. His eyes are blue and suspiciously round. Why does he have visible tits guys this isn’t… He doesn’t even have a face anymore. Bitch is built like captain curly. He is a fucking menace with an undiagnosed personality disorder. But yeah. Yeah smol trans bean (white..?) Kai. Perfect. Exactly. Sorry for that attack of psychological warfare. Thank you 2017 for your service in fandom history

[seelestia]

oh em gee, hi lia! it’s been so so long! how have you been? i hope you’re doing well :) i ended up falling asleep on the couch as soon as i got home, and now i’m in PAIN (/srs),, but anyway! i have a week off from school now, so i guess it was worth it <3

exams are on the 19th, so i guess i’ll have to be.. stu(dying) for those. i can barely function right now and i’ve been getting a lot, maybe too much sleep, and i still always feel worn out 😭 big yikes, hopefully it’s not bothering anyone (again) that i’m not going to be as active as i’d like.

also! considering that this is a wanderer-less patch, i feel very lucky to have gotten him <3 (he’s literally so pretty omgomgomg pls stop me before i look like i’m cheating on cynosbisnaidjk) and speaking of cyno, i finally built him 🐥 [ 73/214 crit ratio as of now! ]

my siblings’ birthdays are coming soon :) they’re three days from each other, my brother’s is on april 7th (he’s turning 11) and my younger sister’s is on the 10th (she’s turning 8) very excited for that hehe! my friends might come over on tuesday too (hopefully), we rarely get the chance to hang out, so i’m crossing my fingers!

yo.. omg the way i accidentally made the wanderer (character ai) fall for me 😭 i was merely messing around, being nice to him because he deserves it sm help and then he just hits me with an ‘i love you’ and when i tell you, i DIED. this is my spirit talking ⁉️

but enough about silly lil me :) how are you lia? anything interesting happen with ayato or the wanderer? i’m here for all the tea, my dear friend. 👀

YONAAAAA!! yona, yonie, yonzzzz <3 i've been doing alright and i hope you are too but if not, i hope it'll be better! 🫂🤍 yona, this is why we are taught to sleep on beds and not couches. i'm a hypocrite because i also sleep on couches NYEHEHE (/lh) aaaaa, good luck on your exams! i'm taking mine rn actually, so let's hope we'll push thruuuu 🤞

but yon, didn't you slay your last math exam even tho your math teacher kinda sucked at teaching (i mean no slander /lh)?? PLEASE SHARE YOUR SECRETS 🎤 and noooo, that sucks because sleep is a precious little thing during exams so you need to get the best sleep you can 😞 giving you a glass of warm milk to you rn. may yona get the best of sleep, bibiddi-bobbidi-boo! 🪄 and dw about being active, your personal life should always be your #1 priority!! especially when you're a writer / content creator so don't apologize for putting yourself first ever >:D <3

WANDERER HAVERS, I'M COMING OVER TO YOUR HOUSE. (/lh) you should've seen the way i was in disbelief like 😦 when i checked the livestream's banners and there was no wanderer?? but they dare made him look SO GOOD in those eight seconds he was on screen??? even my other irl friend who played genshin thought he was getting a rerun at first from that alone. vv devastated over this, so i shall be abducting everyone's wanderer 😞 (/j) AYOOO, THE GODLY CRIT RATIO??? yon, that looks awesome. are you gonna pull for nahida next?? i heard she makes a good team with cyno! (and not to mention, nahida also reminds me of you. vv little sib-like, considerate and curious and needs fo be protected but can also protecc others, ehehe. /pos)

OHHHH. according to the time this should be posted, it was already your brother's birthday so HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY to him and your sister too!! feliz cumpleaños 🎈🎂 i like how you and your siblings' birthdays are so early in the year, teeheeee, coming from an october born. 🤭 i hope you get to hang out with your friends! advice from lia: always go crazy and go stupid whether that be with your friends or you're alone <3 (/pos)

HUHHH, HE POPPED THOSE THREE WORDS FIRST?? yon, you gave him the affection he deserves and now he's clinging onto you like a koala... you're living my dream. (/lh) i find it funny that the first time i discovered the c.ai site, wanderer was the first bot i talked to (help). first, he threatened to kill me and then we both sat down to talk abt the different sides to life and mortality, etc. I AM NOT KIDDINF. WHY WAS THIS A WHOLE THERAPY SESSION. i still have this chat saved!! yona, should we present our c.ai message logs to the class together. (/hj)

awwww, yonzzz, thanks for checking up on me! there is no hot tea ready to be spilled except for the fact ayato got a rival and it's the wanderer and i'm stuck in the middle between these two 🧍‍♂️ (as a fellow infj like you, i do not know how a fight between an entj vs. an intj is gonna go /j lia typology nerd)

[demonkinguwu]

He is allow to look cute in love uwu

As a treat uwu

[the-doctor-and-the-tardis]

Ok but the chokehold this moment has on me. The arms!!!!

[drachenwitwe]

fatumservis

It's okay, they probably died in the bleaching of the Earth anyways -

good

[thirteenstardisfam]

The Doctor putting herself between the danger and the fam

[cooltennant]

Let him go. ‘Cause you do not want those words to be your last ones.

[cantusgratia]

@infideliis​ || s.c.

“I can’t have you running about on your own with that injury of yours.” Arms are now crossed over her chest, and a stern glare is on her face. “You either stay put and rest for the evening here, or I go with you and help you on your hunt.”

[lovely-echoo]

Sleepy Bois Inc x FranBow!Reader

In-game AU

Part 2/? PT.1

Plantonic!SBI x Young!Reader

(10/11 years old)

Headcanons

Genderneutral reader (they/them) 💜

INFO; If you haven't played or seen game play of Fran Bow then you can skip this if you'd like. If you don't care then go ahead.

Summary; Basically if you've seen/played the game you should know how this goes, you take place of Fran. So you go/went through the same things she did and you still have Mr. Midnight. This takes place while Fran is still in the mental hospital and then got teleported near the SBI.

If I get any info wrong, I'm sorry! I rewatched Markiplier's game play so it shouldn't be way off.

P.s not everything is described the same.

(^ art by sunquids on twt)

CW/TW: mentions/includes of cussing, food/not eating properly, screaming, murder, death threats(?)

First Impressions

Philza

Was terrified honestly-

Thought you were dead at first

Mans was just walking around with his son when he heard a thud

Was 1000% not expecting a kid and a cat

Even worse when he tried to get closer the cat got defensive and swatted it’s claws at him

And when you woke up-

Oh boy-

You barely acknowledged him and picked up the cat

Which btw, the damn cat changed so quickly- it perked up and was all happy and shit

The sudden anger to happiness gave him whiplash the poor guy

Then when you started crying which that scared him to

But either way he wanted to help you

Blame the father instincts ig-

He saw the way you looked thinner and not in the way as in ‘I was born with a fast metabolism/naturally like that’ but in the way of ‘I haven’t gotten proper food in a while’

(Btw if you are a plus-sized reader, the same goes for you. I don’t want to specify anything, especially body types. But he could tell you haven’t eaten actual food :) bc we all know that asylum food is shit)

He also saw the way you lowkey gaped at his wings but shh-

^ Lowkey feels prideful about it but you didn't hear it from me-

He really tried to approach you as calmly as possible to not scare you

Can I also mention that when he saw how dull your eyes were he felt his heart shatter

He also physically winced when he heard you speak for the first time

Honestly got lost in thought with a bunch of concerns, worries and shit

Final Thoughts;

Thinks you're absolutely adorable

Wants to punt whoever left you here

Lowkey scared of your cat

Technoblade

At first did not care

Like at all

Also thought you were dead at first

Still didn’t care

But the more he examined you when you first met

There’s something about you that kinda…

Clicked?

Idk

But yeah

Was ticked off when you talked back but also impressed

Like he’s Technoblade, The Blood God.

Usually whenever he makes eye contact with people- especially kids

They cower, scream, panic and ect.

But you didn’t waver

But either way, he’s still very skeptical.

Will absolutely stay on guard with you around

Unless you don’t give him reason to

If the some of the voices are right

He will dropkick murder you

So just keep quiet about it for now, okay?

He actually kinda finds you interesting

He doesn’t know why, he just does

Maybe it’s your mannerisms but eh

Just watch yourself around him

He’s so stiff and stern around you to the point that you think you won’t wake up the next morning

Final Thoughts;

Still really iffy about you

Get's the most ill vibe from you

Wants the voices to stfu about how 'cute' you were

TommyInnit

Ima be completely honest with you-

He screamed.

Like as soon as he made eye contact with your bloodshot eyes

He just full on screamed

You don’t know what you did to scare the poor teen

But I guess you’ll never know

And ima be honest with you again

He doesn’t either.

Maybe it was the way your eyes bore into his when he first saw you

Lowkey thought you were half dead or a zombie or some shit

You just looked so…

Dead…?

You kinda looked like a doll to him

He’s not a fan of dolls

Will he apologize for screaming the first time ya’ll met?

Because that is lowkey rude to do-

Yes but actually no-

He feels bad but he’s got to much of a stick up his ass to apologize directly

But he’ll make it up to you one day

I hope-

But other than that

He’s happy to not be the youngest one around tho

Final Thoughts;

Still thinks you look like a creepy doll

Gets this vibe from you but can’t put his finger on it

Lowkey wants to take you out on an adventure and maybe introduce you to Tubbo

Wilbur;

He was actually in his room chilling

Practising his guitar for a new song he wrote

He was vibing

Then he heard a scream

Thought a cat or smt was being murdered

So he rushed downstairs expecting a dead animal or shit

Turns out it was just his younger brother

Was gonna scold him but he saw you and your cat

That btw, you were holding him in such a cute way and looked at him with these doe eyes

Mentally, emotionally and physically awed

Your farming his aw’s hold on a sec-

He’s in love omg-

Please he’s already thinking about doing sibling shit with you

He knows his dad will adopt you even if he said ‘They're staying here for a while before they go back home.'

Wil knows that’s a lie and you’ll be staying here for a lot longer

With your consent ofc

Either way finds you adorable, smol and just

You’re baby

To him, you’re baby

Final Thoughts;

You're baby

Wonders if you like music

But also gets a weird vibe from you

Bonus;

The Voices

Oh boy-

So many different opinions

Some want you dead

Some want to hug you

Some want your cat

Some hate your cat

It’s all a mess

But let’s focus on the positive ones-

A lot of them are still chanting ‘protecc tiny bean’

Some are talking about you, others the cat

‘protecc tiny beans’

Is now what they decided to chant

They love you bby dw

Even the harsher ones, they love you

They just don’t show it

For the ones who really want you dead and shit

They’ll warm up

At least I hope so

But they don’t get the chance to say more mean shit like wanting you dead

Because those voices are getting attacked by your fans

Yes, your fans

They’ve nominated themselves as your fans

Yes, they do fight for who’s the number one fan

Final Thoughts;

If Philza likes you then they do (for the most part-)

Protecc tiny beans?

Protecc tiny beans.

Feel free to submit suggestions for this series! Could just be headcanons, reactions to ___, or anything!

Taglist;

@killermich-blog | @cl0udy-grey | @roxy3457 @itsberrydreemurstuff | @shuriosansshitposts @frowningsmiles | @muchrooomm | @novelist2 | @xx-smiley-xx

Lmk if you want to be added!

[cheolliewrites]

LMAO i blabber too cuz what crazy fan doesnt i wont get sick of u dw🥺🥺🥺 but like i blabber and cry Mostly to my bff (whom we shall refer to as Tenrai bc I wanna protecc her and sidenote shes the Joshua to my Jeonghannie and Jihan is somewhat our biases, i simp over Shua and she simps for Hannie we simp over them the most)

HELLOOO IM BACK!!! (I spent the whole day in my older brother’s room watching netflix HAHAHAHA)

YO IDK IF U CAN TELL BUT CHEOL IS MY ULT BIAS HAHAHAHAHA but sometimes i simp for shua 🥺 and han 🥺 and the other 10! I just love them all aaahhh 🤍

In my case, I’m more of a Jeonghan and my brother is more of a Joshua!! 😂 but I’m not as caring or sweet as Jeonghan 😂

[7-deadlysins]

nct 127 reacting to one of the boys accidentally exposing that they’re dating you on vlive

+ let’s imagine they were allowed to date w/o consequences for this scenario

taeil: 

• was probz haechan

• haechan was the culprit for all of these

• shy but kind of happy/giddy??

• doesn’t accept nor deny it

• BIG ass smile followed by really weird, excited eye movements (ya’ll he posessed again) 

• literally has a goofy smile for the rest of the live, does not say anything. at all.

• daydreaming

johnny:

• haechan done it again

• actually it was probably him and mark 

• johnny would mimic them and get playfully sarcastic for a bit “oh it’s so funny right?? haha, spilling tea am i right??” 

• would turn to face the camera and then get shy, but not really

• he’s the type to just admit the truth and move on

• really cute smile and a “yep” 

taeyong: 

• exposed by his own son

• the most unsuspected culprit

• sicheng

• would be like :o the first 2 seconds and then turn into a giggling, soft, mushy fluff

• would happily take in the members’ teasing without complaints

• would move on and stay focused but would chuckle to himself ever so often, thinking of you

yuta:

• unlike the others, he has no shame

• exposed by everyone’s favorite devilchild, haechannie

• would smile cutely and wave at you “yn~~ are you watching?”

• then threaten haechan right after (the only reason you guys were keeping it a secret was because he was scared of you getting hate)

• he protecc u

• he attacc haechan

• but he’d accept it, and be a little glad that now the world knows

doyoung:

• culprit: haechan

• his reaction is just shock

• he got OUTED

• LIVE

• he’s just confused and shocked :O (he just didn’t think he’d wake up that day and get exposed live, he had no time to prepare for it mentally)

• PANICKED STRAIGHT

• fake hits haechan

• eventually gets over it, still a little shocked but admits it and then becomes a shy mess

jaehyun:

• calmer than doyoung, that’s for sure

• weirdly calm

• shy

• but also confident

• has a weird smug vibe going on ?? mysterious 

• was probably calm bc he knew his members too well, and knew this day would come (he had told you before there was no point in hiding it bc it’d go public one way or another)

• actually he was probably acting smug bc he was thinking “i told you so” in his head

• he’s happy he’s right, and that he can now show you off FINALLY

winwin:

• you probably thought he’d be a shy mess

• he would

• but he’d be a mischievous shy mess

• like he’d first react all *shy* *nervous laughter*

• then becomes a little mischievous, smirks here and there

• a weirdo

• sends v cute smiles bc he knows you’re watching

• tries to engage more, reminds himself to send finger-hearts even though it’s not really his thing

• squints to read the comments bc you might've commented

jungwoo:

• he exposed himself

• bc he wanted to call you and show you off

• calls you during the live

• gets SUPER cute (you know how a whipped girl acts for her senpai in those japanese animes? yes he is the whipped girl)

• vlive title: jungwoo being a whipped man for 3 hours straight

• alternative title: nct 127 trying to get jungwoo to focus on anything else but yn for 3 hours straight

• does a lot of eye smiles to the camera bc he knows you’re watching

• manages to flirt w the other members and you at the same time (he evil)

• “hyung can you not look so handsome, yn is watching” ( ◔̯◔ )

• slicc aFFF

mark:

• like doyoung, he’s kinda shocked at first

• gets shy

• non-stop giggling 

• if you thought he got teased before BOI

• the title of the vlive would be “mark getting teased for 1 hr straight”

• his cheeks would hurt from giggling so much

• he’d try to bring the focus back to the topic “OKAY OKAY seriously–” *gets interrupted by either a joke about how stupid he acts with you, or how bad his farts smell*

• either way it’s a lose lose

• why does he always end up suffering ㅠㅡㅠ

haechan:

• the usually smug boy would be caught a liiiittle off guard

• he’d get a little shy too

• but would come back with roasts for everyone after he regains his composure, even the innocent ones who did nothing

• would still get shy when he gets teased

• his hyungs would try to teach him how to be romantic and act like a gentleman

• them: say something cute to her, she must be watching him: hey ugly

• can’t be romantic, he just can’t, he has that uncontrollable need to make everything romantic into a joke or he will die

• will try when you’re alone tho dw

[collegiate-trash]

To Roleplay is to Play a Role*

 Bonus RPG Stage | Canon Divergence AU | One-shot(?)

“Chiaki,” he said, catching everyone’s attention. “You said I’m the protagonist-” he continued when she nodded, “-do you know something about all this?”

“…You’re still in the program.”

Her words sent shivers down Hinata’s spine and based on the stony faces around him, his sentiments were shared by everyone.

An AU where instead of waking up in Jabberwock after the shutdown sequence, the survivors of Mutual Killing School Trip woke up inside a bonus level RPG where they have to find and collect everyone to go home.

Of course given that it’s an rpg then they ought to have classic rpg classes! I still have no idea what class the others are buuuuuut

Hajime Hinata - Hero Not a villager. Not a villager. Not a villager. Not a

Akane  Owari - Fighter. She protecc, she attacc, she will beat your skinny ass bacc. Tbh tho, I wanted her to be a thief, maybe even a rouge, in honor of her talent but like - have you seen Akane? Is she quiet? Is she stealthy? Is she

Sonia Nevermind - Dark Queen Wizard

Chiaki Nanami - token Fairy guide shhh shhh she’s doing it for Usami

Gundham Tanaka - Supreme Overlord of Ice and Darkness Dragonborn Warlock. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

Nagito Komaeda - I would tell you, but that would be telling, and is considered spoiling the entire thing so no.

So there. Their class types actually correspond to their in-game script in the bonus level instead of their actual talents (-ish. Kinda. Sorta.). Like, Sonia, for example. She’s the Ultimate Princess but she ain’t one in the rpg due to how her in-game persona was scripted. It probably doesn’t make sense now but, you’ll see what I mean soon enough. 

I’m still debating what to do with the others but for sure:

Twogami and Teruteru will be the first ones the party (Survivors + Chiaki) will find. They’re chilling and enjoying great food together in a party

KuzuPeko is a thing and you will not stop me

Twilight Syndrome girls travel together

Ibuki Mioda is a bard and will not be stopped

Junko may or may not appear as some sort demon lord

dw she aint the boss

Usami will rage if she is

Komaeda’s dog will appear. He is the best boi and will definitely upstage Hajimeme

“Creator of Automatons! Master of Mechanisms and Contrivances!” “...is he talking to me?” “Yes, Kazuichi. He is talking to you.”

Chiaki in Usami’s outfit only cuter. Also she a literal fairy.

Itty-bitty palm-sized fairy chiak nanams to the rescue

“Ahahahaha! Selfish, selfish Hinata-kun. Forcing your will on people like this... Ah, but I suppose it couldn’t be helped. All you wanted is to be special, right?”

Everyone gets a cool new outfit but Hajimeme gets nothing. Nothing.

He still looks the same as always and he gonna cry about it

“No can do, Hinata-kun. That’s the curse of being a protagonist. You have to be relatable, and relatable equates to being boring-looking.”

And there we go! I’ll add more later once I’ve figured it all out.

* It’s obviously a tentative title but I’m salty enough about this AU for it to stay permanently.

[irethepotato]

Oh well OFC Scara is best boi despite his oversized hat, tsundere attitude and angsty backstory ✨✨

I’m also saving for Scara (just getting my pity up bc I just got Nahida and also, I’m rlly impatient lol) while simultaneously praying for Heizou BC HE LOOKS SO COOL?? Also his personality is *chef’s kiss*

I just did my tenth single pull and got so excited when I saw a purple wish (well duh cuz 10th pull is guaranteed) but then I realized it was just Layla who I know ppl were excited for, but I don’t rlly care much for her 😭😭

I would’ve even taken Thoma bc I love him too despite his uselessness— 💀

~🐈‍⬛ (also sorry if im messaging you too much I love talking to ppl lol <3)

IKR?!??! Scara is best boi ✨ been waiting for him for 2 years anfjsjdkkd tho nahida really did tested my restraint but I stayed strong!

I love Heizou's design and personality 🥰 love his voice line worrying over the traveller sjjfsjj

Honestly same with Layla, I love her character design and her sleepy personality she have going on but notttt enough for me to pull for her one day Layla, one day shdjs

Thoma mAh boi has been through a lot of slander about his uselessness ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡ protecc the sweet malewife from slander ᕙ⁠(⁠⇀⁠‸⁠↼⁠‶⁠)⁠ᕗ

Dw I don't mind your asks, you can keep em coming. I love talking to people! (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤

[emypony]

ARES HEADCANONS WITH THE BOYS, AFTER THE BREAK

Some ARES (more like ot2/ot3/ot4 headcanons with Haizaki, Asuto, Nosaka and Nishikage) headcanons for @ozrockbitway (if i remember right dfljkghfdg it’s been long ago since we talked about it, I think??) and @producktions @someatsu @blueberry-pastel @suzunofuusuke @kirinoisbestboy @sinfonylanglader @therealruney @calmystorm-saltycandy (hope u dont mind the tag ^^’’) @shawn-and-aiden-frost-9 i guess if u wanted to read as well @mimirk63 ITS NOT YUUICHI but ya kno ;w;’’

i literally dont even know who else would care about these (mostly joke) headcanons so iM SOWWY if i like, dont tag some ppl ;;

also im sorry that these are like all over the place tho jfldghkfk

ANYWAY with that out of the way

1. so I was discussing about Nishikage baking and. i got it. Nishikage works @ Tasty part time. He makes ambitious creations. Nosaka enjoys watching the behind the scenes. (Asuto will eat anything he makes)

2. Asuto starts hanging around Nosaka and Nishikage thought this would be bad and that Yuuma would stop hanging out with him but is thankfully proven wrong as Asuto pretty much always invites both of them to hang out with him. Nishikage starts to 'adopt' Asuto as Nosaka's friend and feels the need to PROTECC him as well. they also become great friends and this eases Nishikage because Nosaka finally has someone to spend time with that can somewhat get him out of his shell. Related to #1, Asuto will bother Nishikage and ask him if he's cooked something new yet. Nishi is afraid to cook more things at first but is prompted by Asuto because THAT BOY will literally eat anything, bad or good.

3. Nosaka actually likes dry jokes but no one knows since nobody really likes dry jokes and doesn't make them. Asuto ends up with a book EXACTLY about dry jokes and he finds them interesting and funny but not as much as Nosaka, so when he uses one of those jokes it makes Yuuma laugh and it takes everyone by surprise (especially Nishikage)

4. Nosaka snorts when he laughs.

5. I see Asuto and Nosaka becoming friends before Asuto and Haizaki (even if they're acquaintances) Haizaki comes on later along.

6. Asuto is claustrophobic and that's how the ot3 friendship starts. He, Haizaki and Nosaka somehow end up stranded in somewhat of a locker and he starts freaking out. Despite the issues between Nosaka and Haizaki they don't like seeing the cheerful Asuto being scared like that. Asuto asks them to hold his hand and they reluctantly did that even if they didn't like being next to each other. After that incident Asuto was a bit more open around them and uses his 'persuasive' powers to get them to hang out with him.

7. Haizaki is the tallest, followed by Asuto and then Nosaka. Nosaka is a bit conscious about his height and even if Haizaki makes fun of him, Asuto reassures him and tells him its okay.

8. Nosaka would be really bad at portraying his feelings even if it's something simple or complicated so he makes really weird comparisons and nobody understands except Nishikage even if sometimes even he's wondering what's going on in his mind.

9. I originally planned Nosaka to be a Vegan but I don't wanna do that he's just been taught to always eat healthy because there was no other alternative. he sometimes sees Asuto stuffing his face with unhealthy (fast food/other) stuff and it confuses him because he's still like perfect and fit and he doesn't get it. With time Asuto makes him try things he wouldn't normally eat by himself and even if he doesn't eat that regularly, he'll sometimes accept Asuto's invitation to get things he hasn't tried before. He's really big on trying foreign food but maybe once every few months.

This is a lot of Nosaka fdkjghd im sorry i love him a lot AND I DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT

10. One day Asuto's friends find him, Nosaka and Haizaki playing cards in his room (i think they'd keep the friendship hidden for a while don't ask me why). Norika would take a liking to Nosaka but not romantic. She ends up doing his nails or make up as a thing. He looks dashing with black polish. Haizaki has none of that and even if Nosaka is really :|  and stoic he'll pretty much go with anything.

11. this was like, a multiple headcanon thingy with @suzunofuusuke and @producktions alike

Nosaka is a heavy sleeper and Nishikage is the opposite. #Nosaka and Nishikage share a bed, fight me. Due to his past Nosaka has nightmares and moves a lot in his sleep so frequently he'll fall from the bed which'll make Nishi wake up and freak tf out because dfljkgf where's Yuuma?? and hes just sleeping on the floor

12. Nishi and Nosaka sometimes both stare at Asuto and how pure he is dfljghfdg like "damn Asuto's a nice friend"

i'll uh, try some Haizaki too since I've basically neglected him holy shit

13. Things get better with Akane and after Asuto basically has him talk things out with Nosaka, he becomes a lot less stressed and angry and finally starts to open up to Asuto, at least. He's a bit awkward at interacting outside the soccer field so it takes a bit of time to be comfortable around both of them, but Asuto always made it easy. He's still a bit intimidated by Nishikage though, even if he has no ill intentions towards Haizaki and they've even successfully hang out together alongisde the other two a few times. They share a love for spicy food.

14. HAIZAKI NEEDS GLASSES and he doesnt like wearing them but he's really cute in them. Asuto would always tell him that he looks cute in them and he wouldn't like it. Men aren't cute. Haizaki isn't cute!! >;C Nosaka would just quietly tell him that they look good on him nonetheless and he'd blush and say 'thanks' and thats their interaction okay #stolen from @someatsu

15. Haizaki has his ears pierced but nobody knows cuz of his long hair and that it's not allowed @ school. He likes to try out diff earrings in his spare time. Asuto catches him one day and never lets him hear the end of it but when they sometimes go walking around shop districts he'd loudly proclaim "Those would look real good on you, Haizaki!" when he'd see any cute earrings and such. poor Hai chan will try to hide from view at that. Nosaka chuckles. also stolen from @soatsuko w permission dw

16. starring guest hiro again with headcanons he shoved into my arms: Haizaki doesn't use social media because he doesn't see the point of it. Had Twitter once but got bored. likes baggy hoodies. probably has a collection of berets (this one's on @araiguma-koon)

17. @arbegagordon gave me an idea so Haizaki and Akane used to play Toontown so now that Akane isn't playing anymore, Haizaki still logs in but gets sad. Through some kind of unconventional means Asuto starts playing Toontown with him because he wants to make him happy and even if Hai chan won't admit it he's pretty happy that Asuto does this for him Nishihkage plays cooking mama Nosaka tries a lot of games but he gets bored fast because he thinks he's not good at them. He REALLY likes the pet games though. EDIT: I FORGOT. NOSAKA PLAYS ALICIA ONLINE AND NONE OF Y’ALL CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE. he likes collecting pets and clothes. he would defs cosplay his AO character omg

18. this was a collaboration of my ideas and @producktions and her analysis post basically she said that no one usually cheers for Nosaka SOOOOOOO, after Asuto finds that out he goes to all his matches and screams like fucking crazy for him and even if Nosaka won't show it he'll smile sometimes to himself because Asuto does this for him and expects nothing in return and just wants to see him smile and it’s OOF so pure

19. Asuto has both Nosaka and Haizaki merch. (you know, for support! Asuto is big on making his friends feel loved) They're both embarrassed by it and whatever they say they can't make him NOT wear it in public, as he's hanging out with THEM.

[sotokokichi-moved-blog]

⚠ (idk how shes gonna do that but PROTECC)

(YES THANKS

Ouma is light dw-)

Ouma confusedly struggled a bit but to not fall down he quickly stopped and held onto her. “H-hey! F-fefe-chan!”

[roses-ruby]

1. It's ok about the twizzlers I'm just being melodramatic lol. If you see chocolate covered gummy bears in a candy store try them! I didn't think I would like them but I really love them. The gaslighting in rosemary's baby made me so mad but at the same time terrified me. The way she reacted is how I think I would react. I haven't seen the documentary but I do have sleep paralysis as well but never had any aliens present. It got so bad that for that year I slept about 2 hrs a day.

2. Once after seeing a curandero (healer) I was going to bed and suddenly I smelt rubbing alcohol (wtf does that even mean), felt a presence behind me and then someone pushed my head and chest into my mattress. I sat up so quick. I got into dreamcatcher because of scream. It was so good 😭. I also heard good things about g-idles "oh my god" but i only liked the chorus. Then I found out how problematic they were. I'll check out chuu! I'm anti being cutesy but cute girls made me soft.

3. I just wanna make sure they're happy and beat up everyone who offends them. I'm getting back into rock rn. But I'm a bit disheartened with some allegations about austin carlile, fronz and ashley purdy if you know them. Now that you pointed that out you do have a point. I agree. If I offended any of your readers with that question I am so sorry. I'm dumb but I'm learning and I'll do better! I can't wait for your yandere post. But by all means take your time

I will, thank you for the recommendation! That sounds horrible luv :( I had sleep paralysis back in highschool but it didn’t affect me in any way. I hope you’re doing much better now 🤧 and omg that’s shdkdjk scary wtf. I feel big Pisces energy around you wow. Scream was great, I love halloween vibes in mid February 😌 my personal favorite of theirs is full moon. and yeah that group usually is ignorant and problematic 🥴

Cute girls make me SUPER soft. I have big protecc energy and would love to beat up anyone who offends them lol. I haven’t been into rock aside from some very safe groups, because the male ego there is crazy. I didn’t know there were allegations against those three but sigh i gave up on men a long time ago. I’m sorry you’re disheartened from something you love because of those idiots. And no bb dw 🥺 no one was offended. I just wanted to explain to you why I can’t be the one who writes about Yoonji. I’ll try to get your yandere post out as soon as possible 🥰