#dw she is protecc

[crowscacophony]

its freak-frackin 2017 boi ^-^

I need to write something but mouthwashing has me in a state of shock still I feel like curly’s barely conscious body bruh he’s literally me. (Not a spoiler this is literally revealed in the first five minutes I promise) I need some kohls brainrot but unlike Jimmy I CAN TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY ACTIONS fuck Jimmy all my homies hate Jimmy mouthwashing 

I was going to do some historical fangstitch but despite my favorite fanfic I’ve ever read being about wwii and fleeing nazism I cannot bring myself to actually write anything even though I have some really cool (I have to keep telling myself that it’s okay for things to be historically accurate even though the vocabulary used *specifically for Crow and his Romani heritage* would be entirely different and it’s better to be tasteful) ideas

So instead. We’re embracing the cringe.

WELCOME TO THE YEAR 2017 BITCHES

Mid to late 2010s fandom was an insane mess. No one knew how to act. No one was anywhere near normal. I was there. I remember it all too well. The era of flower crowns and cell shaded big eyes and Hamilton animatics. Good God it was like being on crack with a bunch of closeted queers 

And I keep seeing the “mouthwashing if it was released in 2016 posts” where people are drawing the characters in flower crowns and big sweaters and “smol beans” and “cinnamon rolls :3” and it’s like a bullet to the brain. And I LOVE it. Give me more.

So. The Dalseum Duet if it was released in 2017. Let’s fuckin pretend. 

The people of 2017 fandom would be cancelled left and right today and I’m going to revel in that for a minute.

An entire cast of characters of color is not really ideal. Because we saw what happened to Hamilton. Here are my predictions for the most cancellable race offenses:

People just cannot draw Sara. They can’t fathom that her skin is dark. They keep coloring her this weird ashy mid-toned color and squishing her face to make her look “cuter.” 

Marie gets whitewashed to high hell. She’s supposed to be cutesy and feminine and the people of 2017 could not fathom that she has darker skin than Crow

Same with Adam. He would 100% get “smol bean” woobified. Someone literally just does not realize that he’s black. Art of him but white (out of pure ignorance, not malice) is posted on a prominent artist’s tumblr and never mentioned until someone digs it back up in 2020

I would say something abt Noeul but people act even worse abt “”morally gray”” East Asian men in 2024 so  just go looking yourself if you’re desperate for people saying weird shit. Dw we get to him later

Multiple people come forward saying they didn’t know Cambodia was even a country before reading Heartstrings

still an issue but people just don’t know how to draw Asian features. they all look white for some reason. 

crow always has straight hair. for some reason.

Other related offenses 

Gale is always drawn either too skinny or something is evidently proportionally incorrect 

Where. Where are Crow’s mobility aids guys

The Charlie hate posts. “she’s so annoying omg she thinks everything revolves around her! terrible main character” when she’s just a woman trying to escape an unsafe situation 

People are just not normal about crow being trans (to be expected no matter what year tbh)

“my smol trans bb 🥺 my little bean protecc him *GUYS DID YOU CATCH THAT I SAID HIM!! HIM NOT SHE I’M AN ALLY* at all costs”

your smol bb just watched someone get decapitated and didn’t flinch but. okay

people exaggerate sonnet’s proportions so ridiculously. is this transphobic or are you just numb to the furry proportions of animation memes bc their hips cannot possibly be that large 

A LOOK AT THE FANDOM

So many theatre kids who can’t communicate to anyone effectively. So many. Think Percy Jackson of eras bygone meets the Heathers animatic era. 

The most viewed video is an animatic of Sara telling off Noeul after the trial set to “Congratulations” from Hamilton. 

And now. Just know that this hurts me to say bc this album is my guilty pleasure but not a pleasure bc it hurts me to listen to some of these songs. Sigh. 

Panic! at the Disco’s album “Death of a Bachelor” released in 2016, shifting the edgy fandom space forever. 

The Council fanart. The animatics. Were edits a thing at this time? Fuckin PMVs? Idk. BUT GOOD GOD. EVERY SINGLE SONG ON THAT ALBUM. THERE WILL BE 100 COUNCIL ANIMATICS AT THE LEAST FOR EACH ONE. ALL IN THE SAME EXACT ARTSTYLE YOU KNOW THE ONE

THE FANART EDITS. GOD. NOEUL WITH HIS EYES BLACKED OUT WITH A BAR WITH LIKE “Fifty words for murder and I’m every single one of them” WRITTEN ACROSS IT HAHAHAHAAAAA his touch is black and poisonous guys. eyes like broken Christmas lights fr

PEOPLE GET SO CORNY OVER THIS MAN. SO CORNY. LIKE. HE MIGHT AS WELL BE TORD. THAT IS THE EXACT TREATMENT HE GETS

oh yeah and Jason Dean too. the comparisons of costco to JD and Veronica. dead girl walking animatics galore 

people made JD’s entire personality slushies even though he committed so many crimes. Noeul’s personality is reduced to bulgogi but no one can pronounce it so it just keeps getting worse

people woobify the fuck out of Sonnet. drawing them in big sweaters and flower crowns and sh scars on comically “thicccc” thighs bc they were “suicidal 🥺” (because they were “depwessed” not bc their marriage was fucking loveless and they no longer recognize who they are) and they have pretty pink hair. they tried to murder an innocent woman folks

unironic sams club shippers. “they should have gotten back together after the end! they did!! here is my fanart of Adam (ace mlm who has been severely traumatized by sonnet’s actions) and Sonnet (body has been borderline botched by “gender affirming surgery” and just watched their husband get slaughtered by their daughter in front of their own eyes. cannot form a cohesive sentence due to addiction to a variety of substances) 

I’m. I’m going to bed but I will add on to this. Because I find it really funny. 

Anyway. Just throwing the image of smol bean-ified Kai in your brain. @svwhssftr Big eyelashes and big blue sweater. Shark plushie. His eyes are blue and suspiciously round. Why does he have visible tits guys this isn’t… He doesn’t even have a face anymore. Bitch is built like captain curly. He is a fucking menace with an undiagnosed personality disorder. But yeah. Yeah smol trans bean (white..?) Kai. Perfect. Exactly.��Sorry for that attack of psychological warfare. Thank you 2017 for your service in fandom history

[seelestia]

oh em gee, hi lia! it’s been so so long! how have you been? i hope you’re doing well :) i ended up falling asleep on the couch as soon as i got home, and now i’m in PAIN (/srs),, but anyway! i have a week off from school now, so i guess it was worth it <3

exams are on the 19th, so i guess i’ll have to be.. stu(dying) for those. i can barely function right now and i’ve been getting a lot, maybe too much sleep, and i still always feel worn out 😭 big yikes, hopefully it’s not bothering anyone (again) that i’m not going to be as active as i’d like.

also! considering that this is a wanderer-less patch, i feel very lucky to have gotten him <3 (he’s literally so pretty omgomgomg pls stop me before i look like i’m cheating on cynosbisnaidjk) and speaking of cyno, i finally built him 🐥 [ 73/214 crit ratio as of now! ]

my siblings’ birthdays are coming soon :) they’re three days from each other, my brother’s is on april 7th (he’s turning 11) and my younger sister’s is on the 10th (she’s turning 8) very excited for that hehe! my friends might come over on tuesday too (hopefully), we rarely get the chance to hang out, so i’m crossing my fingers!

yo.. omg the way i accidentally made the wanderer (character ai) fall for me 😭 i was merely messing around, being nice to him because he deserves it sm help and then he just hits me with an ‘i love you’ and when i tell you, i DIED. this is my spirit talking ⁉️

but enough about silly lil me :) how are you lia? anything interesting happen with ayato or the wanderer? i’m here for all the tea, my dear friend. 👀

YONAAAAA!! yona, yonie, yonzzzz <3 i've been doing alright and i hope you are too but if not, i hope it'll be better! 🫂🤍 yona, this is why we are taught to sleep on beds and not couches. i'm a hypocrite because i also sleep on couches NYEHEHE (/lh) aaaaa, good luck on your exams! i'm taking mine rn actually, so let's hope we'll push thruuuu 🤞

but yon, didn't you slay your last math exam even tho your math teacher kinda sucked at teaching (i mean no slander /lh)?? PLEASE SHARE YOUR SECRETS 🎤 and noooo, that sucks because sleep is a precious little thing during exams so you need to get the best sleep you can 😞 giving you a glass of warm milk to you rn. may yona get the best of sleep, bibiddi-bobbidi-boo! 🪄 and dw about being active, your personal life should always be your #1 priority!! especially when you're a writer / content creator so don't apologize for putting yourself first ever >:D <3

WANDERER HAVERS, I'M COMING OVER TO YOUR HOUSE. (/lh) you should've seen the way i was in disbelief like 😦 when i checked the livestream's banners and there was no wanderer?? but they dare made him look SO GOOD in those eight seconds he was on screen??? even my other irl friend who played genshin thought he was getting a rerun at first from that alone. vv devastated over this, so i shall be abducting everyone's wanderer 😞 (/j) AYOOO, THE GODLY CRIT RATIO??? yon, that looks awesome. are you gonna pull for nahida next?? i heard she makes a good team with cyno! (and not to mention, nahida also reminds me of you. vv little sib-like, considerate and curious and needs fo be protected but can also protecc others, ehehe. /pos)

OHHHH. according to the time this should be posted, it was already your brother's birthday so HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY to him and your sister too!! feliz cumpleaños 🎈🎂 i like how you and your siblings' birthdays are so early in the year, teeheeee, coming from an october born. 🤭 i hope you get to hang out with your friends! advice from lia: always go crazy and go stupid whether that be with your friends or you're alone <3 (/pos)

HUHHH, HE POPPED THOSE THREE WORDS FIRST?? yon, you gave him the affection he deserves and now he's clinging onto you like a koala... you're living my dream. (/lh) i find it funny that the first time i discovered the c.ai site, wanderer was the first bot i talked to (help). first, he threatened to kill me and then we both sat down to talk abt the different sides to life and mortality, etc. I AM NOT KIDDINF. WHY WAS THIS A WHOLE THERAPY SESSION. i still have this chat saved!! yona, should we present our c.ai message logs to the class together. (/hj)

awwww, yonzzz, thanks for checking up on me! there is no hot tea ready to be spilled except for the fact ayato got a rival and it's the wanderer and i'm stuck in the middle between these two 🧍‍♂️ (as a fellow infj like you, i do not know how a fight between an entj vs. an intj is gonna go /j lia typology nerd)

[demonkinguwu]

He is allow to look cute in love uwu

As a treat uwu

[the-doctor-and-the-tardis]

Ok but the chokehold this moment has on me. The arms!!!!

[drachenwitwe]

fatumservis

It's okay, they probably died in the bleaching of the Earth anyways -

good

[thirteenstardisfam]

The Doctor putting herself between the danger and the fam

[cooltennant]

Let him go. ‘Cause you do not want those words to be your last ones.

[cantusgratia]

@infideliis​ || s.c.

“I can’t have you running about on your own with that injury of yours.” Arms are now crossed over her chest, and a stern glare is on her face. “You either stay put and rest for the evening here, or I go with you and help you on your hunt.”

[lovely-echoo]

Sleepy Bois Inc x FranBow!Reader

In-game AU

Part 2/? PT.1

Plantonic!SBI x Young!Reader

(10/11 years old)

Headcanons

Genderneutral reader (they/them) 💜

INFO; If you haven't played or seen game play of Fran Bow then you can skip this if you'd like. If you don't care then go ahead.

Summary; Basically if you've seen/played the game you should know how this goes, you take place of Fran. So you go/went through the same things she did and you still have Mr. Midnight. This takes place while Fran is still in the mental hospital and then got teleported near the SBI.

If I get any info wrong, I'm sorry! I rewatched Markiplier's game play so it shouldn't be way off.

P.s not everything is described the same.

(^ art by sunquids on twt)

CW/TW: mentions/includes of cussing, food/not eating properly, screaming, murder, death threats(?)

First Impressions

Philza

Was terrified honestly-

Thought you were dead at first

Mans was just walking around with his son when he heard a thud

Was 1000% not expecting a kid and a cat

Even worse when he tried to get closer the cat got defensive and swatted it’s claws at him

And when you woke up-

Oh boy-

You barely acknowledged him and picked up the cat

Which btw, the damn cat changed so quickly- it perked up and was all happy and shit

The sudden anger to happiness gave him whiplash the poor guy

Then when you started crying which that scared him to

But either way he wanted to help you

Blame the father instincts ig-

He saw the way you looked thinner and not in the way as in ‘I was born with a fast metabolism/naturally like that’ but in the way of ‘I haven’t gotten proper food in a while’

(Btw if you are a plus-sized reader, the same goes for you. I don’t want to specify anything, especially body types. But he could tell you haven’t eaten actual food :) bc we all know that asylum food is shit)

He also saw the way you lowkey gaped at his wings but shh-

^ Lowkey feels prideful about it but you didn't hear it from me-

He really tried to approach you as calmly as possible to not scare you

Can I also mention that when he saw how dull your eyes were he felt his heart shatter

He also physically winced when he heard you speak for the first time

Honestly got lost in thought with a bunch of concerns, worries and shit

Final Thoughts;

Thinks you're absolutely adorable

Wants to punt whoever left you here

Lowkey scared of your cat

Technoblade

At first did not care

Like at all

Also thought you were dead at first

Still didn’t care

But the more he examined you when you first met

There’s something about you that kinda…

Clicked?

Idk

But yeah

Was ticked off when you talked back but also impressed

Like he’s Technoblade, The Blood God.

Usually whenever he makes eye contact with people- especially kids

They cower, scream, panic and ect.

But you didn’t waver

But either way, he’s still very skeptical.

Will absolutely stay on guard with you around

Unless you don’t give him reason to

If the some of the voices are right

He will dropkick murder you

So just keep quiet about it for now, okay?

He actually kinda finds you interesting

He doesn’t know why, he just does

Maybe it��s your mannerisms but eh

Just watch yourself around him

He’s so stiff and stern around you to the point that you think you won’t wake up the next morning

Final Thoughts;

Still really iffy about you

Get's the most ill vibe from you

Wants the voices to stfu about how 'cute' you were

TommyInnit

Ima be completely honest with you-

He screamed.

Like as soon as he made eye contact with your bloodshot eyes

He just full on screamed

You don’t know what you did to scare the poor teen

But I guess you’ll never know

And ima be honest with you again

He doesn’t either.

Maybe it was the way your eyes bore into his when he first saw you

Lowkey thought you were half dead or a zombie or some shit

You just looked so…

Dead…?

You kinda looked like a doll to him

He’s not a fan of dolls

Will he apologize for screaming the first time ya’ll met?

Because that is lowkey rude to do-

Yes but actually no-

He feels bad but he’s got to much of a stick up his ass to apologize directly

But he’ll make it up to you one day

I hope-

But other than that

He’s happy to not be the youngest one around tho

Final Thoughts;

Still thinks you look like a creepy doll

Gets this vibe from you but can’t put his finger on it

Lowkey wants to take you out on an adventure and maybe introduce you to Tubbo

Wilbur;

He was actually in his room chilling

Practising his guitar for a new song he wrote

He was vibing

Then he heard a scream

Thought a cat or smt was being murdered

So he rushed downstairs expecting a dead animal or shit

Turns out it was just his younger brother

Was gonna scold him but he saw you and your cat

That btw, you were holding him in such a cute way and looked at him with these doe eyes

Mentally, emotionally and physically awed

Your farming his aw’s hold on a sec-

He’s in love omg-

Please he’s already thinking about doing sibling shit with you

He knows his dad will adopt you even if he said ‘They're staying here for a while before they go back home.'

Wil knows that’s a lie and you’ll be staying here for a lot longer

With your consent ofc

Either way finds you adorable, smol and just

You’re baby

To him, you’re baby

Final Thoughts;

You're baby

Wonders if you like music

But also gets a weird vibe from you

Bonus;

The Voices

Oh boy-

So many different opinions

Some want you dead

Some want to hug you

Some want your cat

Some hate your cat

It’s all a mess

But let’s focus on the positive ones-

A lot of them are still chanting ‘protecc tiny bean’

Some are talking about you, others the cat

‘protecc tiny beans’

Is now what they decided to chant

They love you bby dw

Even the harsher ones, they love you

They just don’t show it

For the ones who really want you dead and shit

They’ll warm up

At least I hope so

But they don’t get the chance to say more mean shit like wanting you dead

Because those voices are getting attacked by your fans

Yes, your fans

They’ve nominated themselves as your fans

Yes, they do fight for who’s the number one fan

Final Thoughts;

If Philza likes you then they do (for the most part-)

Protecc tiny beans?

Protecc tiny beans.

Feel free to submit suggestions for this series! Could just be headcanons, reactions to ___, or anything!

Taglist;

@killermich-blog | @cl0udy-grey | @roxy3457 @itsberrydreemurstuff | @shuriosansshitposts @frowningsmiles | @muchrooomm | @novelist2 | @xx-smiley-xx

Lmk if you want to be added!

[classiccheesecake]

i cant count but like i think Im having more sages in my au than what oot hasss but like ミ ᕕ(ᐛ) ᕗ idk if I mentioned but i like sages so like sages are a part of the au now ;v;; and I think a sage for each race is swag so this is what I have Delie Ravio Impa some random minish some random zora some random goron some random gerudo some random rito some random skull kid some random fairy :D okay post gets long so uh weeeeeee ٩(´•⌢•｀ )۶⁼³₌₃

okay okay uhhh so like theres two main like time key frames in my au kinda like oot where Time gets the master sword and everything went to shit same here Dream tries to get the master sword (and does an epic fail) Ravio gets killed aaa and Delie just goes poof since like before Dream and Ravio went to get the master sword Delie and Dream had a really heated argument but in a nutshell Delie was not believing that Dream was a hero and basically just being super in denial that there was a master sword (hm kinda sus miss girl) so Dream was like ight bet I'll prove it to you but Ravio is like uh prettyyyy sure you arent ready (at this point Dream has freed all the heros but he's still missing one orb but he doesnt know that dkjcnhfbgjhc) and that sets up the 2nd half of the au where its Dream searching for Ravio (hes somehow convinced that they made it out alive) and Delie so this is also the part of the au where Delie goes out and meets Impa :D and they both set out on a journey to find out wtf is happening (so like Delie also freeing the princess's spirits and finding out that hyrule was not just something her dad made up but was real woahh shocker ) okay uh Ravio next so I knowww that I kinda killed them off but dw they are actually vibing back in Lorule uh this makes total sense skljdhcbhcfnbg I just thought it would be cool if like the heros of lorule and hyrule like since they are reflections die at the same time and if one of them dies like earlier than expected they get reincarnated (so like mayhaps this explains why you can restart after a game over screen since ravio over there is just chilling and uh .. not dying xD) but heres the catch ravio did get reincarnated but uh idk i dont have an explanation they are young again and dont remember shit from their past life (like helping Dream or his quest) in their past life Hilda sent them to aid Hyrule and help Dream and that led to years of their childhood just wasted trying to find the hero of hyrule (dream honestly just hid in his cave so it made ravio's job just 100x harder ;v;) and when Dream uses Legend's bracelet to travel to Lorule and he finds Ravio in a just blissful state, they are living the life in the castle with Hilda ;v; he doesnt want to even talk to them since hes scared that he would resurface any memories but Hilda is like ik they are baby but you must take them and Dream is like no >:v they are happy here and hilda goes ik dumbass I wish they could stay here but they are sage and therefore is needed to go back to hyrule >:v dream : :v

so now you have to protecc a 8 year old child (yeah we time skipped a lottt aaa) and hopefully not invoke any memories of their past life or else you will feel guilty :D yayyyyyy also Dream did have a sister until she died D: but Ravio's sister didnt die cuz like unlike Hyrule who is drowning in shit, Lorule just be vibing and is chilling so ravio's sister is just waiting... for them to come back and she doesnt even realize that her older sibling doesnt even remember her ;v; (since aryll's name in spanish is april thats gonna be ravio's sister name gosh ik im so clever/j slkjdchbgjdhcnbfghducbfg) and alsooooooo instead of having like a lorulean ver of the master sword, why not swap the weapons and have a master bow and a light sword in lorule so Dream now has an even bigger to do list

Link's To Do List Updated Version

Find all ded heros ★ Git master sword Find Ravio ★ Find Delie Find Impa Sages are now a thing Find Master Bow and more incoming shit that gods will make me do I already explained like Impa's up bringing and she would like bring peace to both of the yiga and shekiah tribes while helping Delie reawaken like Ravio did with Dream uh ... I dont got much else for her at the moment xD MINISH SAGEEEE AAA they are so smol so imagine a feisty lil minish who would beat you the fuck up if it werent for the tiny size yet shes like the most emotional person Dream would meet like she would beat up your ass, then admire the sunset and cry in the same minute and she rides Dragonflies so like I have to name her Dragonfly isnt that epic aaaa shes like the tough mom love friend and would absolutely bake Dream pies aaaa she just saw Dream being super hungry and lost and led him to a minish portal and fed him once they got to her lil house and she helped him find Four's temple ik that apprently the rito came from like the zora further down the line so like what if the zora had a civil war and they split up one became the rito and the other started to become like the zoras you would find in hyrule and legend's time so we got a zora sage named Nelly and she is super into hylian stuff and glady lets Dream into Zora's Domain (which is just a swamp at this point since like the reason the zora are enemies in the downfall timeline are because of the lack of communication between them and the hyrule kingdom and since there isnt a kingdom now thats what the civil war was about, the side that still wanted to try and communicate with hylians is the rito and the zoras are the ones who didnt but this happened like over centuries ago so Nelly is just a descendant of those who fought) and they are super hyper about just meeting Dream saying how he is the first hylian is the first one ever she has seen and they just ramble about incorrect facts about hylians like "didya know that hylians can only run for short periods of time until they faint? my grandpa swears it's true! such lazy peoples" so Nelly gibs Dream some zora costume so that he can blend in and shenanigans ensue uh I got nothing for gorons or gerudo (aside from the fact that the gerudo's desert froze and you need the rods of seasons and the sage is a badass mother who gives Dream a shit ton of sweaters since that old poncho isnt doing anything) and the rito cant fly so the sage is a lil boy who is filled with rage and tries his hardest to fly, and I got nothing for fairyrn okay okay I actually think im super smart for thinking about this but instead of having a kokiri being a sage why not let a skull kid take the stage for once? :D okay so Dream and kid Ravio (o ye when dream looks for the sages its after the timeskip so ravio would be smol) and they enter the lost woods and get ambushed by the kokiri who are determined to legit burn Dream since hes responsible (not really xlkcfhbu) for so many kokiri and young children to be turned into skullkids since he let ganon take control of the lands like before he was born dkjhcbgjcd so the kokiri are just children filled with murder intent but they are like super kind to ravio and offer them tea and while some are restraining dream the rest of the kokiri are like "hey uhhh *sweats* dont look at that we are just playing tag! yeahhhh anyways wanna some cookies?" towards ravio and the burning is about to start until a kokiri stops them and its set up in a way that you would go oh she must be the sage cool but haHAHAH you were fooled for a sec cuz shes not the sageee a skullkid isss uh no idea how to introduce her just know that she starts with lost of angry towards Dream then comes to realize that its not his fault that she became a lost child and vows to help him and tada sage :D O also would like to mention that the kokiri and the skullkids have the same masks like the kokiri have the leaf mask like the koroks and the skullkids have the same leaves mask but they are more wilted so they both look unsettling but they are sweet

children ;v; also since the kokiri have been wearing masks for so long they dont have faces anymore kinda like their skullkid brethren but they decided to carry the burden with them uh yeahhhh thats all I have for now :D uh if you made it this far, I genuinely thank you and pls have this cookie :D!!

[cheolliewrites]

LMAO i blabber too cuz what crazy fan doesnt i wont get sick of u dw🥺🥺🥺 but like i blabber and cry Mostly to my bff (whom we shall refer to as Tenrai bc I wanna protecc her and sidenote shes the Joshua to my Jeonghannie and Jihan is somewhat our biases, i simp over Shua and she simps for Hannie we simp over them the most)

HELLOOO IM BACK!!! (I spent the whole day in my older brother’s room watching netflix HAHAHAHA)

YO IDK IF U CAN TELL BUT CHEOL IS MY ULT BIAS HAHAHAHAHA but sometimes i simp for shua 🥺 and han 🥺 and the other 10! I just love them all aaahhh 🤍

In my case, I’m more of a Jeonghan and my brother is more of a Joshua!! 😂 but I’m not as caring or sweet as Jeonghan 😂

[7-deadlysins]

nct 127 reacting to one of the boys accidentally exposing that they’re dating you on vlive

+ let’s imagine they were allowed to date w/o consequences for this scenario

taeil: 

• was probz haechan

• haechan was the culprit for all of these

• shy but kind of happy/giddy??

• doesn’t accept nor deny it

• BIG ass smile followed by really weird, excited eye movements (ya’ll he posessed again) 

• literally has a goofy smile for the rest of the live, does not say anything. at all.

• daydreaming

johnny:

• haechan done it again

• actually it was probably him and mark 

• johnny would mimic them and get playfully sarcastic for a bit “oh it’s so funny right?? haha, spilling tea am i right??” 

• would turn to face the camera and then get shy, but not really

• he’s the type to just admit the truth and move on

• really cute smile and a “yep” 

taeyong: 

• exposed by his own son

• the most unsuspected culprit

• sicheng

• would be like :o the first 2 seconds and then turn into a giggling, soft, mushy fluff

• would happily take in the members’ teasing without complaints

• would move on and stay focused but would chuckle to himself ever so often, thinking of you

yuta:

• unlike the others, he has no shame

• exposed by everyone’s favorite devilchild, haechannie

• would smile cutely and wave at you “yn~~ are you watching?”

• then threaten haechan right after (the only reason you guys were keeping it a secret was because he was scared of you getting hate)

• he protecc u

• he attacc haechan

• but he’d accept it, and be a little glad that now the world knows

doyoung:

• culprit: haechan

• his reaction is just shock

• he got OUTED

• LIVE

• he’s just confused and shocked :O (he just didn’t think he’d wake up that day and get exposed live, he had no time to prepare for it mentally)

• PANICKED STRAIGHT

• fake hits haechan

• eventually gets over it, still a little shocked but admits it and then becomes a shy mess

jaehyun:

• calmer than doyoung, that’s for sure

• weirdly calm

• shy

• but also confident

• has a weird smug vibe going on ?? mysterious 

• was probably calm bc he knew his members too well, and knew this day would come (he had told you before there was no point in hiding it bc it’d go public one way or another)

• actually he was probably acting smug bc he was thinking “i told you so” in his head

• he’s happy he’s right, and that he can now show you off FINALLY

winwin:

• you probably thought he’d be a shy mess

• he would

• but he’d be a mischievous shy mess

• like he’d first react all *shy* *nervous laughter*

• then becomes a little mischievous, smirks here and there

• a weirdo

• sends v cute smiles bc he knows you’re watching

• tries to engage more, reminds himself to send finger-hearts even though it’s not really his thing

• squints to read the comments bc you might've commented

jungwoo:

• he exposed himself

• bc he wanted to call you and show you off

• calls you during the live

• gets SUPER cute (you know how a whipped girl acts for her senpai in those japanese animes? yes he is the whipped girl)

• vlive title: jungwoo being a whipped man for 3 hours straight

• alternative title: nct 127 trying to get jungwoo to focus on anything else but yn for 3 hours straight

• does a lot of eye smiles to the camera bc he knows you’re watching

• manages to flirt w the other members and you at the same time (he evil)

• “hyung can you not look so handsome, yn is watching” ( ◔̯◔ )

• slicc aFFF

mark:

• like doyoung, he’s kinda shocked at first

• gets shy

• non-stop giggling 

• if you thought he got teased before BOI

• the title of the vlive would be “mark getting teased for 1 hr straight”

• his cheeks would hurt from giggling so much

• he’d try to bring the focus back to the topic “OKAY OKAY seriously–” *gets interrupted by either a joke about how stupid he acts with you, or how bad his farts smell*

• either way it’s a lose lose

• why does he always end up suffering ㅠㅡㅠ

haechan:

• the usually smug boy would be caught a liiiittle off guard

• he’d get a little shy too

• but would come back with roasts for everyone after he regains his composure, even the innocent ones who did nothing

• would still get shy when he gets teased

• his hyungs would try to teach him how to be romantic and act like a gentleman

• them: say something cute to her, she must be watching him: hey ugly

• can’t be romantic, he just can’t, he has that uncontrollable need to make everything romantic into a joke or he will die

• will try when you’re alone tho dw

[collegiate-trash]

To Roleplay is to Play a Role*

 Bonus RPG Stage | Canon Divergence AU | One-shot(?)

“Chiaki,” he said, catching everyone’s attention. “You said I’m the protagonist-” he continued when she nodded, “-do you know something about all this?”

“…You’re still in the program.”

Her words sent shivers down Hinata’s spine and based on the stony faces around him, his sentiments were shared by everyone.

An AU where instead of waking up in Jabberwock after the shutdown sequence, the survivors of Mutual Killing School Trip woke up inside a bonus level RPG where they have to find and collect everyone to go home.

Of course given that it’s an rpg then they ought to have classic rpg classes! I still have no idea what class the others are buuuuuut

Hajime Hinata - Hero Not a villager. Not a villager. Not a villager. Not a

Akane  Owari - Fighter. She protecc, she attacc, she will beat your skinny ass bacc. Tbh tho, I wanted her to be a thief, maybe even a rouge, in honor of her talent but like - have you seen Akane? Is she quiet? Is she stealthy? Is she

Sonia Nevermind - Dark Queen Wizard

Chiaki Nanami - token Fairy guide shhh shhh she’s doing it for Usami

Gundham Tanaka - Supreme Overlord of Ice and Darkness Dragonborn Warlock. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

Nagito Komaeda - I would tell you, but that would be telling, and is considered spoiling the entire thing so no.

So there. Their class types actually correspond to their in-game script in the bonus level instead of their actual talents (-ish. Kinda. Sorta.). Like, Sonia, for example. She’s the Ultimate Princess but she ain’t one in the rpg due to how her in-game persona was scripted. It probably doesn’t make sense now but, you’ll see what I mean soon enough. 

I’m still debating what to do with the others but for sure:

Twogami and Teruteru will be the first ones the party (Survivors + Chiaki) will find. They’re chilling and enjoying great food together in a party

KuzuPeko is a thing and you will not stop me

Twilight Syndrome girls travel together

Ibuki Mioda is a bard and will not be stopped

Junko may or may not appear as some sort demon lord

dw she aint the boss

Usami will rage if she is

Komaeda’s dog will appear. He is the best boi and will definitely upstage Hajimeme

“Creator of Automatons! Master of Mechanisms and Contrivances!” “...is he talking to me?” “Yes, Kazuichi. He is talking to you.”

Chiaki in Usami’s outfit only cuter. Also she a literal fairy.

Itty-bitty palm-sized fairy chiak nanams to the rescue

“Ahahahaha! Selfish, selfish Hinata-kun. Forcing your will on people like this... Ah, but I suppose it couldn’t be helped. All you wanted is to be special, right?”

Everyone gets a cool new outfit but Hajimeme gets nothing. Nothing.

He still looks the same as always and he gonna cry about it

“No can do, Hinata-kun. That’s the curse of being a protagonist. You have to be relatable, and relatable equates to being boring-looking.”

And there we go! I’ll add more later once I’ve figured it all out.

* It’s obviously a tentative title but I’m salty enough about this AU for it to stay permanently.

[irethepotato]

Oh well OFC Scara is best boi despite his oversized hat, tsundere attitude and angsty backstory ✨✨

I’m also saving for Scara (just getting my pity up bc I just got Nahida and also, I’m rlly impatient lol) while simultaneously praying for Heizou BC HE LOOKS SO COOL?? Also his personality is *chef’s kiss*

I just did my tenth single pull and got so excited when I saw a purple wish (well duh cuz 10th pull is guaranteed) but then I realized it was just Layla who I know ppl were excited for, but I don’t rlly care much for her 😭😭

I would’ve even taken Thoma bc I love him too despite his uselessness— 💀

~🐈‍⬛ (also sorry if im messaging you too much I love talking to ppl lol <3)

IKR?!??! Scara is best boi ✨ been waiting for him for 2 years anfjsjdkkd tho nahida really did tested my restraint but I stayed strong!

I love Heizou's design and personality 🥰 love his voice line worrying over the traveller sjjfsjj

Honestly same with Layla, I love her character design and her sleepy personality she have going on but notttt enough for me to pull for her one day Layla, one day shdjs

Thoma mAh boi has been through a lot of slander about his uselessness ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡ protecc the sweet malewife from slander ᕙ⁠(⁠⇀⁠‸⁠↼⁠‶⁠)⁠ᕗ

Dw I don't mind your asks, you can keep em coming. I love talking to people! (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤

[emypony]

ARES HEADCANONS WITH THE BOYS, AFTER THE BREAK

Some ARES (more like ot2/ot3/ot4 headcanons with Haizaki, Asuto, Nosaka and Nishikage) headcanons for @ozrockbitway (if i remember right dfljkghfdg it’s been long ago since we talked about it, I think??) and @producktions @someatsu @blueberry-pastel @suzunofuusuke @kirinoisbestboy @sinfonylanglader @therealruney @calmystorm-saltycandy (hope u dont mind the tag ^^’’) @shawn-and-aiden-frost-9 i guess if u wanted to read as well @mimirk63 ITS NOT YUUICHI but ya kno ;w;’’

i literally dont even know who else would care about these (mostly joke) headcanons so iM SOWWY if i like, dont tag some ppl ;;

also im sorry that these are like all over the place tho jfldghkfk

ANYWAY with that out of the way

1. so I was discussing about Nishikage baking and. i got it. Nishikage works @ Tasty part time. He makes ambitious creations. Nosaka enjoys watching the behind the scenes. (Asuto will eat anything he makes)

2. Asuto starts hanging around Nosaka and Nishikage thought this would be bad and that Yuuma would stop hanging out with him but is thankfully proven wrong as Asuto pretty much always invites both of them to hang out with him. Nishikage starts to 'adopt' Asuto as Nosaka's friend and feels the need to PROTECC him as well. they also become great friends and this eases Nishikage because Nosaka finally has someone to spend time with that can somewhat get him out of his shell. Related to #1, Asuto will bother Nishikage and ask him if he's cooked something new yet. Nishi is afraid to cook more things at first but is prompted by Asuto because THAT BOY will literally eat anything, bad or good.

3. Nosaka actually likes dry jokes but no one knows since nobody really likes dry jokes and doesn't make them. Asuto ends up with a book EXACTLY about dry jokes and he finds them interesting and funny but not as much as Nosaka, so when he uses one of those jokes it makes Yuuma laugh and it takes everyone by surprise (especially Nishikage)

4. Nosaka snorts when he laughs.

5. I see Asuto and Nosaka becoming friends before Asuto and Haizaki (even if they're acquaintances) Haizaki comes on later along.

6. Asuto is claustrophobic and that's how the ot3 friendship starts. He, Haizaki and Nosaka somehow end up stranded in somewhat of a locker and he starts freaking out. Despite the issues between Nosaka and Haizaki they don't like seeing the cheerful Asuto being scared like that. Asuto asks them to hold his hand and they reluctantly did that even if they didn't like being next to each other. After that incident Asuto was a bit more open around them and uses his 'persuasive' powers to get them to hang out with him.

7. Haizaki is the tallest, followed by Asuto and then Nosaka. Nosaka is a bit conscious about his height and even if Haizaki makes fun of him, Asuto reassures him and tells him its okay.

8. Nosaka would be really bad at portraying his feelings even if it's something simple or complicated so he makes really weird comparisons and nobody understands except Nishikage even if sometimes even he's wondering what's going on in his mind.

9. I originally planned Nosaka to be a Vegan but I don't wanna do that he's just been taught to always eat healthy because there was no other alternative. he sometimes sees Asuto stuffing his face with unhealthy (fast food/other) stuff and it confuses him because he's still like perfect and fit and he doesn't get it. With time Asuto makes him try things he wouldn't normally eat by himself and even if he doesn't eat that regularly, he'll sometimes accept Asuto's invitation to get things he hasn't tried before. He's really big on trying foreign food but maybe once every few months.

This is a lot of Nosaka fdkjghd im sorry i love him a lot AND I DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT

10. One day Asuto's friends find him, Nosaka and Haizaki playing cards in his room (i think they'd keep the friendship hidden for a while don't ask me why). Norika would take a liking to Nosaka but not romantic. She ends up doing his nails or make up as a thing. He looks dashing with black polish. Haizaki has none of that and even if Nosaka is really :|  and stoic he'll pretty much go with anything.

11. this was like, a multiple headcanon thingy with @suzunofuusuke and @producktions alike

Nosaka is a heavy sleeper and Nishikage is the opposite. #Nosaka and Nishikage share a bed, fight me. Due to his past Nosaka has nightmares and moves a lot in his sleep so frequently he'll fall from the bed which'll make Nishi wake up and freak tf out because dfljkgf where's Yuuma?? and hes just sleeping on the floor

12. Nishi and Nosaka sometimes both stare at Asuto and how pure he is dfljghfdg like "damn Asuto's a nice friend"

i'll uh, try some Haizaki too since I've basically neglected him holy shit

13. Things get better with Akane and after Asuto basically has him talk things out with Nosaka, he becomes a lot less stressed and angry and finally starts to open up to Asuto, at least. He's a bit awkward at interacting outside the soccer field so it takes a bit of time to be comfortable around both of them, but Asuto always made it easy. He's still a bit intimidated by Nishikage though, even if he has no ill intentions towards Haizaki and they've even successfully hang out together alongisde the other two a few times. They share a love for spicy food.

14. HAIZAKI NEEDS GLASSES and he doesnt like wearing them but he's really cute in them. Asuto would always tell him that he looks cute in them and he wouldn't like it. Men aren't cute. Haizaki isn't cute!! >;C Nosaka would just quietly tell him that they look good on him nonetheless and he'd blush and say 'thanks' and thats their interaction okay #stolen from @someatsu

15. Haizaki has his ears pierced but nobody knows cuz of his long hair and that it's not allowed @ school. He likes to try out diff earrings in his spare time. Asuto catches him one day and never lets him hear the end of it but when they sometimes go walking around shop districts he'd loudly proclaim "Those would look real good on you, Haizaki!" when he'd see any cute earrings and such. poor Hai chan will try to hide from view at that. Nosaka chuckles. also stolen from @soatsuko w permission dw

16. starring guest hiro again with headcanons he shoved into my arms: Haizaki doesn't use social media because he doesn't see the point of it. Had Twitter once but got bored. likes baggy hoodies. probably has a collection of berets (this one's on @araiguma-koon)

17. @arbegagordon gave me an idea so Haizaki and Akane used to play Toontown so now that Akane isn't playing anymore, Haizaki still logs in but gets sad. Through some kind of unconventional means Asuto starts playing Toontown with him because he wants to make him happy and even if Hai chan won't admit it he's pretty happy that Asuto does this for him Nishihkage plays cooking mama Nosaka tries a lot of games but he gets bored fast because he thinks he's not good at them. He REALLY likes the pet games though. EDIT: I FORGOT. NOSAKA PLAYS ALICIA ONLINE AND NONE OF Y’ALL CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE. he likes collecting pets and clothes. he would defs cosplay his AO character omg

18. this was a collaboration of my ideas and @producktions and her analysis post basically she said that no one usually cheers for Nosaka SOOOOOOO, after Asuto finds that out he goes to all his matches and screams like fucking crazy for him and even if Nosaka won't show it he'll smile sometimes to himself because Asuto does this for him and expects nothing in return and just wants to see him smile and it’s OOF so pure

19. Asuto has both Nosaka and Haizaki merch. (you know, for support! Asuto is big on making his friends feel loved) They're both embarrassed by it and whatever they say they can't make him NOT wear it in public, as he's hanging out with THEM.

[leonbastralle]

It’s A Giant Reply Post!

Remember this theme where I look at the comments like ‘should I do a reply post?...nah I’m good for another day’ and then throughout this day I get a sudden flood of comments so in the end my reply post turns out to be a giant ass wall of text that will annoy everyone on their dash? Yeah, it’s back. It was never gone.

also tumblr has been eating comments so I hope I got them all...I might not and I’m sorry about that

pixeldemographics replied to your post “Catiiplies Vol. 21759 (I Counted)”

6) i truly wanna dance with the witchy kids but im terrible

you wrote this last night so this counts towards u me night

pixeldemographics replied to your post “Catiiplies Vol. 21759 (I Counted)”

5) u coward gimme that neck ;)

here u r here is a neck

pixeldemographics replied to your post “Catiiplies Vol. 21759 (I Counted)”

4) in dadgraabs case its the balls that are also blue but are not Blue Balls but they still need rep

im crying why is this a thing but yes i agree

pixeldemographics replied to your post “Catiiplies Vol. 21759 (I Counted)”

3) THE B BALL GAM E IS IN THE PLANS BOOK I CRY SO MUCH ILL DIE

YES U MIGHT AND YES ITS IMPORTANT SO OFC IT IS IN THE PLANS BOOK

pixeldemographics replied to your post “Catiiplies Vol. 21759 (I Counted)”

2) nip town is best town

it is absolutely! also now that i have access to my Professional Library i can tell you that it was born on october 23rd and i think it partly originated from me looking at sim underwear beCAUSE IT WAS THE DAY AFTER THE CALENDAR (rip calendar probably)

pixeldemographics replied to your post “Catiiplies Vol. 21759 (I Counted)”

1) yes we are the meme legacy i cant believe this is our....... legacy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU JUST MADE IT TEN TIMES BETTER I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FUNNY AND YOU MADE IT A THING I H8 U

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “G: I felt the same way about Mel and Pathi at first. But let me tell...”

im living for this wholesome content

:,) glow shouldve been heir man

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “G: You’re a great sister, and she can be lucky to have you, Connie. C:...”

glow pls teach this child to lov herself

thats his goal for everyone tbh glow is just the most stupidly supportive person on sweet earth hE IS THE BEST I CRY

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “C: So, Glow. Any particular reason you wanted to talk to me? Is this...”

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM CRYING GLAAAADE

SHES GOOD DW shes like...not rly in lov? just idolising very extremely

twinsimskeletons replied to your photoset “G: *clutches chest dramatically* Oh Conifer, such harsh words! You and...”

love how close they are

me too ;_; talk about sibling goals

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Glow: Politics. It sure is strange. The twists and turns it takes....”

ALL THE EYE EMOJIS AND SCREAMING IM YELLING AND CRYING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ME TOO i was so close to making this big but youll thank me that i didnt

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “C: Hey guys! What are you reading about?”

this is just in the glowt3 is adorable is the news

:ooo but is that rly news

twinsimskeletons replied to your photoset “C: ITS THE EYE OF THE TIGER ITS THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT RISING UP TO...”

now that's in my head fuc u

I’m almost sorry

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “M: Connie! Greetings, butterfly!! How are you doing? My, you look...”

iM CRYING THIS IS SO CUTE

MEL IS THE BEST PROTECC HER

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Pretty breakfast faces on the sofa is such a Theme this gen.”

a Wholesome Theme u mean

yes that too but still v strained

twinsimskeletons replied to your photoset “T: Okay, but I bet I’ve been exercising more than you lately! Just...”

What style

if you mean Opal, then yes, this guy has a gr9 style

sugarsimms replied to your photoset “C: Glow?  G: Come in! The door’s open.”

This pose asdfghjkl

it was for 3 chars and I was gonna get Mel too but their sofa is too close to the wall and it wouldn’t have worked I cry ;_; but yes a good pose a great pose

sugarsimms replied to your photoset “Pretty breakfast faces on the sofa is such a Theme this gen.”

pretty faces full stop are a theme for every gen thanks.

you said full stop and used a full stop look at you go

sugarsimms replied to your photoset

huggles

yes thank u for noticing

sugarsimms replied to your photoset “M: Connie! Greetings, butterfly!! How are you doing? My, you look...”

reminds me of how viv talks

if anything she’s a very excited, never salty or judgmental viv xD

sugarsimms replied to your photoset

YEs

sugarsimms replied to your photoset

Yes

sugarsimms replied to your photoset

<.<

♥

twinsimskeletons replied to your photoset “C: Well, finally! That shoot was a mess. Evening! You must be the...”

She is GORGEOUS

SHE IS I WANT THIS LEVEL OF SIM MAKING SKILL

twinsimskeletons replied to your photoset “Iiiiit’s party time!”

[Theoden voice] I know that face

twinsimskeletons replied to your photoset “J: AGHHH! G: Wow, you’re like…*pants* REALLY tense. What on earth have...”

my back is so sore I need this

trust me he would totally give you one for free because he’s just so nice

twinsimskeletons replied to your photoset “M: So your party is tonight and you’re not running around like an ant...”

SUCH EXCITEMENT AND CAPS

YES IT WOULDN’T BE MEL WITHOUT EXCITEMENT AND CAPS

amixofpixels replied to your post “I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON PLEASE SOMEONE PUNCH ME OUT OF PROCRASTINATING”

I can't do that! ;________; But I will if I have to. *Insert determined face*

I appreciate this comment my friend, all of it

amixofpixels replied to your photo “i’ve been revived!!!”

I, too, am revived, but that could be because I've actually posted stuff. XD BUT WELL DONE, OLD CHAP!!!

ah yes that might actually be it XD THANK YOU!! though it’s still behaving oddly so...I have no idea what it’s hiding from me.

alfalfalegacy replied to your photoset “C: I’m feeling watched. S: My daughter is after me the purest and most...”

Protect her at all costs

alfalfalegacy replied to your photoset “C: I’m feeling watched. S: My daughter is after me the purest and most...”

Same

i wonder what it is lately with all those cinnamon roll Miracles man...they’re all so pure...

melien replied to your photoset “Charlotte: Okay. So. I just…about last week. Conifer: Yeah? Charlotte:...”

Awww can I fight these assholes pls

you’ll have to get in line

melien replied to your photoset “FICUS FRIDAY IS QUALITY CONTENT BY TUMBLR DOT COM USER ROMEO AND...”

God I FELT these tickles

is that...good or bad?

melien replied to your photoset “S: Hey dad-wow. What happened to you? You’re…blue!! G: I know! I have...”

You're blue now that's my attack

i’M CRYING I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU PULLED THIS OFF I’M SO MAD

amixofpixels replied to your post “Are you still doing the most attractive because if so, I have to go...”

Robins for you, Connelly's for me.

amixofpixels replied to your post “Are you still doing the most attractive because if so, I have to go...”

Well, just to have the Connelly's, in my game then, won't we? ;)

I trust you with that!

amixofpixels replied to your post “Are you still doing the most attractive because if so, I have to go...”

I know the cause and it still makes me sad. ;________;

that’s okay, as long as you’re not disappointed in me xD

bouquet-of-scissors replied to your post “Can you share 10 facts about Trellis? :3 No "send this to 5 five...”

Yay!! I just remembered sending this yesterday actually. XD I think Trellis is becoming a fave for me, even more so after reading this

awwww really? that’s good to know, because she definitely needs some fans ♥

pirouettingplumbobs replied to your photoset “Close ups of the crew! I added three more because I need help XD Idk...”

I can’t see names on mobile but I’m loving the first chick with glasses and the one with short hair and s hat! So cute! And like terrifying at the same time.

that was the point (cute and terrifying) so I’m glad I got that to work! They were so much fun to make ;_;