#dw i already blocked the anon this is just me having fun with their dumbass shit

[icannotgetoverbirds]

Time to grade anon hate!

Tws in the tags. Thanks to @txttletale for this idea - I had lots of fun with this!

Image ID: An anonymous ask that reads

KILL YOURSELF!! THINGS WILL ONLY GET WORSE SO DIE NOW PLEASE DO THE WORLD A FAVOR :)

End image ID.

Pros:

Anon did manage to touch on one of my fears that things aren't going to get better. Impressive that they were able to target it, considering that this is the one thing they got right.

Incredibly rude to misuse a smiley. What did he do to deserve this. Will admit that that's slightly upsetting (but like in an exaggerated-for-comical-effect way)

Clarifying that you want me to do this right now, so I can't just poke fun at you and say 'this dumbass forgot we're all mortal in the end'.

Cons:

All caps and two exclamation points feels awkward as hell, man.

Honestly, telling me shit like this while also being pathetic (sender of anon hate) makes me believe in the opposite more. You're not really having the intended effect.

Repeating yourself without getting creative at all.

You didn't use any good punctuation - no official punctuation and no Tumblr dialectal punctuation either.

Seriously, this is so comically aggressive that i can't help but imagine you sitting at your computer with this exact face }(:< and expression. It's hilarious and makes it impossible to take you seriously.

You really picked the wrong person to tell that the world is better off without them - I'm literally so convinced that my life has a point that it's almost concerning. Plus, I have lots of online friends that are very niceys to me, and I know IRL people who would miss me - including people that I don't think should get to miss me, but they still count as being better off with me here, whether I like it or not.

I do know that things are going to get better, because I can already see my way through and the light at the end of this tunnel.

In conclusion: F. Very low F.