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soupmanspeaks · 6 months ago

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something something silly salvaged and its CEO Sammy Emily himself coming to the Pizzaplex, saying all the "hi-hellos" and shaking hands and smiling and blah blah then in Freddy's green room he cuts the act immediately like "Right, okay, you've been acting off for the longest time, and I KNOW this isn't a glitch in your system--our company has its past with the supernatural, and you are clearly showing signs of it, and in a manner that has personally been a thorn in my side for the longest time, but UNFORTUNATELY your antics have made the Mega Pizzaplex more popular than ever, so I don't have the opportunity to dismantle you, "Freddy", so with that being said, enjoy continuing your 'Tiktoks' or...whatever it is you do--Michael....!" And then Greg who's been overhearing is like "who's that??" "Just a guy tryin to navigate the capitalistic landscape, Gregory"

#fnaf #five nights at freddy’s #glammike #glamrock freddy #silly salvaged au #sammy emily #poor Sammy he's just trying to run his ghost ridden business without confronting the ghosts as best he can <//3 #he walks outta there with charlie and lizzie like “wait was that sammy”#or maybe he stays for the bit and then that leads to freddy coming up with a plan to show how 'normal' he is #spoiler alert he is not normal #“Fazbear CEO Samuel Emily I do not know what you are insinuating I am merely lovable mascot; Freddy Fazbear :3”#“Michael if you weren't already dead I would strangle you”#"who is 'Mich-'#“Shut up.”#dw guys hes got a heart he says a reluctant “hi” to charlie before he dips #michael afton

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