#dunno that i would wanna play keeper again tho

[buff-borf-bork]

tried to play my first ttrpg like 3 years ago but it never got past the first session and the first part i'd planned still lives in my head rent free so i'm putting it here (and hoping that like most things, once ive put it down somewhere, it will leave me alone and i can move on with my life lol)

i was using the monster of the week system which seems to lend itself better to investigation and role play, plus loved the idea of using character archetypes for character creation.

as any good motw series it was in a small town i named Empierced. the town had the look of an old stone work town being consumed by stale corporate modernism, like how people talk about Ottowa.

the PCs were just passing through and stopped for a fly over view of the area (a tourist attraction). Hours later when the pilot was a no show, one way or another they would get the news of the pilots death, turned out his body was inside the hanger they were waiting outside of the whole time.

at the same time the town had a college hosting a student art exhibition and the towns known to have a strong love of the arts.

one of the students, who is the pilots son, has a love for furbys and sculpture. he would make all these off furbys by constructing skeletons, sewing, ectre.

the monster of the story was going to be a demon which had possessed one of his creations (long furby with lots of metal spider like legs) and needed blood, this one had a taste for human.

one of its attacks was that it could poison targets attacking it with excess blood it was holding.

the way to defeat it would be to have it possess an unborn child because in this world, any human can be possessed by a demon and have no consequences as humans had free will and the demon would simply be trapped. the whole idea of humans being possessed in the way we think of it is a distortion of history. the players would learn this through various avenues and i also left other ways for them to get rid of the demon, but as per motw rules, in that case it would come back later.

so there, missing a lot of details and everything about the town and npcs but this is what the og idea was lol

[spacedimentio]

Save the Light Impressions

I recently became interested in what Hessonite’s deal was and since it’ll be a long time before I’ll be able to get the game, I decided to just watch a cutscene compilation (this one, if it matters: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy5tOb3gzLY). Dunno why I’m taking down all my reactions, just cause it’s fun I guess. Enjoy

RIP Car Wash

What even is the prism? It's not a gem, right? But it's clearly got conscious thought, even Hessonite talks to it like a person

haha Greg called her a glittery space lady, accurate

it's a little OOC that Greg wanted to come along. at least he's having fun tho. aww, steven's so proud of him :D

actually, what's Hessonite even doing. Why didn't she fuck off back to space once she found the prism

yeah that's totally not a triforce with six arms or anything. it's not the diamond authority symbol either i don't think, the triangles in that all meet in the middle

Mayor of Bummertown

I would have named the boss Dave, zero hesitation

"Our prism is in another castle!" i love you steb

oh no, bad memory time at Bismuth's forge :( I hope she'll be playable in the next one (i would scream forever if there was a playable diamond)

did Steven really just answer the phone with Myello? Oh IT'S PERI. Aaaand we're learning about RPG mechanics. Meta.

frozen donuts are a thing?! :o

it's her. the square. she seems to be almost identical to how our peridot used to be, so i wonder what the difference in personality is. Aside from her favorite insult being pebble instead of clod

ah yes, ye old tennis match

man i love that you can form fusions in this game

oh lord, i don't wanna imagine what chaos would happen with two peridots. also Greg is taking ice damage during the cutscene, help him

oh no, they're meeting. of course the first thing Squaridot says is "WHY ARE YOU NAKED" (and they obvs flipped her sprite cause the gem's her other eye now)

hey look, new insults for my list of gem related curse words

weird, angry mirror indeed. imagine what they could do if they were friends!

oh RIP. why do you get to choose who murders Squaridot. I hope for more multi-peridot action in the future

wait, what machine did you rip that off of and when

i already knew Peri was playable but it's still cool. i love how she flutters her feet when she jumps! i wonder who the DLC character is going to be (lapis, probably. Bismuth would be metal, though)

"Clod-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named" oh my god i love you

"Whatchu talkin' bout Peri" the best, they're the best

Oh so wow, Hessonite is THE Hessonite, huh. Real famous. If she came out as a Crystal Gem, it would sure cause a stir

Yeah I was also wondering why she's sticking around instead of just leaving? and she is kind of leaving her troops scattered all over the place with no rhyme or reason

these are great names. The Great and Terrible Spikey McSpikeball! of course the guy playing picked the most boring one

i love how Peridot just fucking yeets her tablet to attack

sugilite tiny!

you know, i was gonna get this game anyway at some point, but it's nice to know that it's the kind of rpg i like, one where you can participate in the attacking and blocking process.

how dare you switch out peridot for pearl. you know what, next game i hope you can be everyone all the time cause there's too many good characters to pick from

whatchu doing up here pizza lady

yeah they just...all ran right in front of her directly in her line of vision and she didn't see them somehow

oh the prism is resisting. it really took Steven's words to heart last game

Hess my dear, is this prism your only friend (oh my god that's totally it isn't it)

is the wiki sure she can't teleport cause holy fuck is she fast

"Gugh, Peridot, this is just like when we tried to hunt you down. But worse...cause, y'know, she's actually threatening." rude

huh. i don't remember the pyramid temple blowing up and leaving debris, i thought the whole thing disintegrated cause it was a construct of the gem it was housing. looking at screenshots of Serious Steven it definitely did explode

are they really trying to tell me there was a pyramid under the pyramid and no one noticed

call it the Spooky Basement! call it the Spooky Basement! you disappoint me, player, although Secret Temple of Secrets isn't so bad

*steven rolls cheerfully through a skeleton and then everyone jumps down a big hole* um

yo there's a mural of Rose fighting some light warriors! that's rad as shit!

*gets to the hallway with the torches that turn on as you go by* gee i sure wish i could watch this with sound, but alas i am recovering from ear fatigue and it would be a bad idea.

oh my god he reset her preferences no wonder she's pissed XD

HOLY FUCKING CHRIST RIP AMETHYST AND PERIDOT GODDAMN AND GARNET TOO PIZZA LADY STRONK

wow she really is a genuine threat, she forced Rose and Pearl to give ground back in the day

oh no you did not just say that Pearl should come with you. fuck her up, P!

also i just realized that she is really tall. like 10 feet tall at least

aw no fair you can't just flashbang them all you dink

oh it's sapphire. wait has connie even met ruby and sapphire in the show? did we not get to see it?!

where the fuck even are you guys, i could swear that connie and greg fell off the platform into the abyss

wait, they don't have new forms, did they even regenerate? i don't think connie was out cold for that long. did they even poof? i saw colored clouds of dust but no gemstones. i mean, i know this is a game and all but it's also canon so ???

and peridot is breaking the fourth wall by commenting how you can't force her to sit at home at the moment

ancient thingamajig. wow is thingamajig a real word, my spellcheck is not yelling at me about it

yeah connie! kick her ass for me!

since when are gems into riddles. i wonder if anyone has made much headway into translating the written gem language yet, last i heard they hadn't made much progress. apparently only Steven Sugar knows what all the symbols mean

wait steven was watching connie and greg's parties running around that whole time? i guess even the game never leaves steven's POV. where even is he, in the prism realm? oh, the place was turning pink for a minute until he went towards the sparkly thing

steven is always accessing memories isn't he. at least these aren't his mom's this time

you might be getting sick of her steve but i'm sure not!

from far away it really looks like she's chillin' with a martini glass and i was about to scream

corruption beam :(

was he just like passed out on the floor somewhere hallucinating

aww, he picks up the light steven exp by hugging it :o

"Just feeling a little...light headed." i...puns?

the Light Warrior is the final boss of the first game right? ...i should have probably watched a video about that one first

oh i just had a thought! if they make a third one then we get to have Rainbow 2.0 and Sunstone and Obsidian in it! :D

woah, trippy. tbh steven's connection to the prism is kind of strange. i wanna know exactly where that thing came from and why it's so deeply connected to him now. did Hessonite have visions like this when it was hers?

yeah that's... if a place is connected by warp pad, wouldn't it be easy to find by just warping randomly? unless separate warp networks are a thing but still, you'd just have to sneak onto a CG warp pad and go. ....how do warps even work, they can go through roofs and stuff and there's like this whole other dimension with all the warps like stars in the background and ???

how does the forge even do an upgrade with no Bismuth. maybe i should stop trying to fit this into canon details

what makes you think Hessonite could see you? is this some Voldemort Harry Potter connection shit. is that actually how she found the forge, this game ain't explain much

oh that's...that's a big oof. bismuth was working on a huge-ass statue of Rose before they got into their argument

"i saw her again" what no you didn't, that was just a white screen with a text box

"Beats me how any of this whacky prism stuff works!" ...i feel called out

why does that bigger spaceship look like a funky piece of headwear to me

well, at least it's closer than the moon

oh what, Lion didn't come with you? didn't you need multiple roar warps to get to space last time, just above the earth still seems kind of far, also how did he know the coordinates of the ship, he could have easily sent them all into the void

?! and then he's there?!? already asleep? how???????

aww what you're going to tease me with a citrine guard but not let me see her?

freaky. strangely organic looking technology is nothing new but i don't think i've seen stuff oozing through it before

"Look at you, acting as though you have the moral high ground!" *shakes fist angrily* She's like Emerald, but better! I can't

i guess he did kind of steal it, but it was more like finders keepers really

whuh has the prism always been able to talk?

"a Prism" oh no are there more? probably

woah that's a big boy. What the heck does Spectral Conclusion mean. and the prism is inside it instead of it being a separate creation, interesting

aww, it's looking at itself in confusion. Steven reaches out to it with his words, as he does

the prism isn't really...doing a lot of attacking (cause the player is picking the right choices probably). oh nevermind, it has a hugely damaging rainbow cannon

/r/murderedbywords, except in a good way

"Destroy Steven!" huh since when does she know his name? she could have gotten it from several places, really

oh oh oh! it's pizza time! standing in the middle of them is probably not the best idea, but look at her, she's exuding confidence!

wait wait wait, when the player used a healing move, did i just see an option to heal the prism? or at least, it's health bar showed up. is it gonna help later?

can i have like, a full sprite sheet for Hessonite please and thanks

if this was in the show, steven would be dead from that hit

aaand Steven did two points of damage with his shield bash, she ain't even flinch

pearl what are you doing

wow, she also only did a few points of damage

is Hess like, super tough. i love how much of a threat she is, cause most Homeworld gems we've seen aren't all that scary

oh! oh! you can heal the prism! that's probably how you damage her cause you'd be here forever chipping away otherwise

HOLY FUCK, SHE JUST DID 270 POINTS OF DAMAGE, THAT'S LITERALLY ALL OF SUGILITE'S HEALTH. I know the wiki says that attack does massive damage but jeezus!

so far the prism hasn't done anything, they're just chipping away at her slowly

oh, so gems do poof in this game. i guess we're just ignoring new forms because it wouldn't make sense in the timeline if we didn't

huh, does pearl inflict burns in this game? oh and she shoots fireballs, guess that answers my question.

it's kind of sad that the status is doing more damage than everyone else combined

whuh, she just attacked the prism! RUDE.

stop beating up the prism you degenerate! i guess i shouldn't be shocked

hey, Garnet and Amethyst are alive again. ah finally, some damage now that Garnet's lowered her defense

A-Amethyst, you're facing the wrong way. i wish Hess had targeted her with her big attack, then i could have made an "oh no she has airpods in" joke

oh, but the player formed Smoky, so she's not even aiming at anyone in particular anymore lol. she went for Pearl tho, fuckin' eviscerated

is this battle normally this long, it's been almost 10 minutes

this battle would probably be much harder if she didn't waste her turn being a bitch and attacking the prism. gee, and you wonder why it doesn't want to listen to you after encountering steven's kindness. i wonder...what would happen if you let the prism's HP get to zero? it would take a long ass time but...now i really wanna know but i doubt there’s any videos about it!

garnet's rocket fist did damage to the prism cause Hess is standing next to it. c-can you attack the prism, is that how you get the bad ending??

man, they haven't even had to heal because she's just beaten up on that poor thing for the past 10 turns. i mean, really, she could easily murder all of them in a heartbeat if she wanted

ok finally, she is defeato. I'd feel more sad for you if you didn't abuse your subordinates (definitely has detracted from my liking of her, i won't be too hard on her for it though because Homeworld is bad like that and she doesn't know better). at least you’re good at eating your humble pie without complaint

oh, i guess you get to choose your ending? it's kind of weird that it's not like, influenced by your game choices. cause technically like this it's your choice, not the prism's choice. so what was with the prism having health then. was it just to show how awful Hessonite is to it?

also, i can't look at light Steven without thinking of Pink!Steven and hhhhh

"You're a wise creature, aren't you?" Yes, yes he is *nods sagely* I hope you come back someday to learn more from him

You're pretty adaptive, huh Hess? of course, if you've been having these thoughts and feelings for thousands of years you're probably not too shaken up by the realization that they're true. That’s actually pretty great of you to want to figure yourself out.

ha, so Garnet didn't let her leave like the wiki made it sound like, she just yeeted away, and good luck catching anyone who can move at 5 million miles per hour

the gems are running in place in the next scene and Amethyst is backwards again. connie is also facing the wrong way. ...this game's a bit jank, isn't it :P not that i mind, a little jank is fun!

Peridot breaking the fourth wall with her Are Pee Gee again. I wonder which one it is. Golf Quest Mini?

do you get anything for 100 percenting this? oh, i guess there's achievements. no bonus content tho?

Lapis: I think I could use a break.

i for one would like to know what book the prism was reading. also, it's back to not talking again.

AWW YIS! We goin' out for pizza tonight bois!

The gems finally get to stop running in place in the corner

aaww, it's a beach scene reminiscent of the opening. kind of weird that greg is the only one animated but still cute

also someone's last name is Gooch and i feel bad for them

alright now to google Hessonite's VO... Christine Baranski. Are-Are we just hiring broadway singers for everyone now? not only would I die if Hessonite made an appearance in season 6, my soul would reach the farthest realms of space if she sang a song on top of that.

well, that's a wrap! time to jot down all of Hess's dialogue for later reference! It’s a crime that there’s so few fanfics about her, she actually has a lot of potential!

[crispyninjadonut]

Keeper Group Chat Chapter 5

a/n *squip voice* whos ready for an update update ready for an updatteeeee sorry ive taken like months to write this loool. Also theres a lil bit of solinh cause I want to XD

hope you like and as always under the cut for people who don't wanna read but like why wouldn't you XD

Keefe: sooo guess who got grOUNDED AGAIN

Biana: omg Biana: are you srs

Keefe: i wouldnt joke about this

Biana: true

Tam: haHA

Biana: tamthats not funny

Keefe: yEAH

Dex: geez

Dex: whatd you do this time

Biana: XD

Keefe: heY

Keefe: i didnt do anything this time

Fitz: im not gonna say anything

Fitz: i know you bro

Fitz: i know you had to do something

Sophie: what did keefe do

Keefe: i didnt do anything!!!!!

Keefe: my dad just hates me

Linh: how long are you grounded for

Keefe: THANK YOU LINH

Keefe: AT LEAST I KNOE SOMEONE CARES

Biana: that doesnt answer her question keefe

Keefe: oh right 3 weeks

Dex: gosh

Sophie: anyway

Sophie: WHOS READY FOR HALLOWEEN

Tam: sophie halloweens not for a while

Sophie: SAYS WHO

Biana: says the calender

Linh: XD

Keefe: um hello i thought we were grieving for my loss

Dex: were past that now keep up

Keefe: gASP

Fitz: youre such a drama queeR

Fitz: *queen

Keefe: well

Sophie: i mean he is pretty queer too

Biana: thats gonna be my senior quote

Linh: omg

Dex: me

Tam: yall qre gonna kill me

Sophie: gasp did tam say “yall”

Keefe: omg

Keefe: screenshot

Tam: -_-

Linh: um thats not that big a dea

lFitz: it is in britain ive only heard 2 people say yall irl

Sophie: lowkey miss it tbh

Dex: soph you used to live in san fran

Sophie: yeah yeah yeah ik

Biana: ugh

Biana: i dont wanna go to school tomorrow

Keefe: nobody does

Biana: AAAAAUYUUUUGGGGGHHHH

Biana: i wanna do something

Biana: lets do something

Dex: like what

Fitz: my rooms a mes

Sophie: what does that have to do with anything

Fitz: if youre all coming here dont come in

Tam: thats just an eccuse to leave you alone

Biana: lets play manhunt!!!!

Sophie: I'm down with that

Dex: we alwayssss play manhunt thoughh!!

Fitz: no its not!

Linh: what are we doing

Dex: lets go out somehwere

Sophie: where tho

Biana: lets goto starbucks

Biana: the pumpkin stuff has been released

Dex: lol we dont have that kinda money

Tam: hes right

Dex: did you ever notice that “lol” looks like someone drowning that needs assistance

Keefe:...

Fitz: dex are you okay

Dex: when have i ever been okay

Sophie: IM NOOOOT OOOOOKAAYYY

Biana: GUYS what are we gonna do today

Sophie: I KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DOTODAY FERB!

Linh: whos ferb

Fitz: anyway

Fitz: what are we doing

Keefe: whatever it is i cant go

Dex: ;-;

Biana: oh yeah thats right

Tam: i can come

Tam: as long as it isnt boring

Sophie: hmm

Sophie: how bout we just hang at my house

Dex: and do what play boardgames?

Linh: yeah!!!!!

Dex: that was a joke linh

Linh: o

Dex: guys we should come to my house

Dex: i just got the switch a few  weeks ago

Sophie: heyyyYYYY

Fitz: i vote dexs house

Keefe: hmf

Biana: keefe you cant even come you dont get a vote

Linh: i dunno guys

Sophie: aw cmon babe itll be funnnn

Linh: hun video games arent my kinda thing

Dex:....

Tam: linh is there somethiny youre not telling me

Biana: guys calm down its a girl thing

Dex: hOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE VIDEO GAMES

Fitz: we wont play anything violent

Fitz: if thats what you're worried about linh

Linh: okay ill come

Dex: yayyy hows 3:30

Dex: i just asked my parents

Sophie: thats fine

Biana: i can come

Keefe: im grounded

Dex: keefe we can play when you get ungrounded mkay

Keefe: fine

Fitz: gonna have to come around 4 i gotta study

Biana: -_-

Fitz: sry guys i got an important test tomorrow

Tam: linh and i can come

Linh: yep!

Dex: cool see ya guys in a few hours gotta go clean up the basement the triplets have been rampaging there

Biana: byeee!

Sophie: hey guys

Sophie: im gonna be a lil late my parents are busy and cant drive me for a lil

Keefe: i would drive you if i wasnt grounded

Sophie: thanks keefe but you cant legally drive without an adult yet

Keefe: shhHHH

Dex: omg

Biana: im omw

Dex: wat

Biana: im coming

Dex: oh cool

Linh: tam and i are leaving in a bit

Dex: yay!

Dex: imma get snacks set up

Sophie: ooOH FOOD

Biana: lol

Biana: almost here

Sophie: im coming

Sophie: be there in a few

Dex: see ya guys soon!

That is all! Im editing in links to the other chapters after I publish this okie.

Hope you like!

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

[omeglerpsokyeah-blog]

Destiel #44

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like destiel. You: [College!AU. Drunk!Cas. Cas and Dean broke up 3 months ago and Cas just found out that he's is dating Lisa. This message is supposed to be for Lisa, but you can either reply as her or Dean, if he read the message on her phone, etc. It’s up to you! ]

Hey, Lisa. So, uh. There’s just a couple things that I need you to know. CN
Dean has nightmares sometimes. Like, really bad nightmares. If that happens, try and take his mind off it. Making him laugh as much as possible is the best way to go. CN
If it’s late and he starts squinting his eyes a lot, he’s not tired. He just needs to take his contacts out. He forgets a lot. CN
There are times when he’s not gonna want to talk to you. You’ll take it personally. Don’t. He just needs some space. CN
Don’t forget to tell him you love him. He’ll forget. Make sure he knows. CN
Don’t ask about his parents. He’ll tell you when he’s ready. CN
Losing him will be the worst pain you could possibly imagine. Don’t ever let him go. CN
He will love you like nobody else ever has. Please do the same for him. He deserves the world. CN
If you do all of this, you’ll never have to ask for anything ever again. CN Stranger: (Reading!) You: (Thanks!) Stranger: (That is the most adorable and heartbreaking thing. Damn you. I just need to reply!) You: (It broke me to write. Take your time!) Stranger: Castiel, you need to back off. LB You: I didn't mean any offence. CN You: I apologise if it came off as such. CN Stranger: What me and Dean do is nothing to do with you, not anymore. I don't want you talking to him, or anything. LB You: Right, yes. I know that. I just wanted to ensure that he was happy. I didn't know that you would get angry. CN
I haven't spoken to him since he left. I won't. CN Stranger: He's fine. What he needs is to forget you existed and stop those stupid habits you encouraged. LB You: Encouraged? I don't know what you mean. CN Stranger: Hiding away when he should be talking and the rest of that emotional constipation. He's not a child and now he's with me, he's going to grow up. LB Stranger: You were a phase, Castiel. He's over you. LB You: Forcing him to speak to you won't do any good. CN You: I'm well aware that he's over me, thank you. CN Stranger: It will when he realises that you encouraging him to take so much time was a mistake. LB Stranger: I don't even know why he was with you. LB You: You've made your point, Lisa. I didn't text you to argue. This was clearly a mistake. CN Stranger: You need to leave both of us alone. He's not ever going to get back with you. Ever. LB You: (No Reply) Stranger: [2am, from Dean's phone] I know you don't wanna hear from me and I get it, but I saw your texts earlier and I wanted to say sorry. Lisa shouldn't've talked to you like that. Sorry. DW You: It's okay. She was right. I was stepping over the line. CN Stranger: She was being a bitch. I'm still sorry. DW You: It's still okay. CN Stranger: Anyway. I hope you're okay. DW You: I'm getting there. CN
I probably shouldn't be talking to you. CN Stranger: Yeah. I ain't helping. DW
Take care of yourself, Cas. DW You: Lisa won't like it. Ha. CN
You, too. Don't let her force you into speaking about anything you don't want to. CN Stranger: I can talk to whoever I wanna talk to. She ain't my keeper. DW
And I won't. Thanks. DW You: And I'm sorry. For whatever I did that made you leave. CN
You didn't give me a chance to apologise. CN Stranger: You didn't do anything wrong. You don't gotta apologise. It was me. DW You: Well, still. I'd feel better if you'd accept my apology. CN Stranger: I can't take an apology over nothing. DW You: Fine. Stubborn. CN Stranger: Ass. DW You: Rude. CN Stranger: Always. DW You: Freckles. CN Stranger: We playing word association? DW You: Yep. CN You: Deal with it. CN Stranger: Poker. DW You: Money. CN Stranger: Car. DW You: Impala. CN Stranger: Road. DW You: Home. CN Stranger: [delayed] I'm real sorry, Cas. For everything. DW You: Well that isn't associated with home. CN Stranger: It was. DW You: Dean. CN Stranger: Cas? DW You: Don't say things like that. CN Stranger: Yeah. You're right. Sorry. DW You: It's okay. For everything. CN Stranger: Really shouldn't be texting you this time of night. DW You: Why not? CN Stranger: I'm in bed in the dark smiling and texting you. DW You: Bet you look cute, though. CN
Is Lisa there? CN Stranger: I'm not cute. DW
And no. I'm at home. DW Stranger: I read that stuff and I had to get out of there. Be on my own a while. DW You: I don't think she meant any harm by it. CN Stranger: You didn't deserve that. DW Stranger: I never lied to her, Cas. I never said you were an asshole or anything like that, I swear. She knows it was all my fault. DW You: No, no. That thought never crossed my mind. I knew you wouldn't say anything bad about me. CN
Maybe she was right, you know. Maybe I encouraged you to be like, isolated. Maybe that was wrong. CN Stranger: I was never isolated when I was with you. DW You: She is kinda a bitch, tho. CN Stranger: Yeah, she is. DW You: So. Is this a good time for me to ask why you left, or not? CN Stranger: [delayed] I freaked out, Cas. DW You: [delayed] Wait. Did you.. see the ring? CN Stranger: I couldn't let you do it, throw your life away like that. DW You: What are you talking about? You /were/ my life. I had it all planned, all with you. CN Stranger: You deserve better. I always knew you did. I couldn't do that to you, Cas, not when there's someone out there that's perfect for you. DW You: You're it for me. CN Stranger: I'm not. C'mon, man. I'm the egotistical jerk, remember? I won't let you do something you'll regret. DW You: I said you can come across that way. You put up a front. CN You: The only thing I regret is letting you leave. DW Stranger: It was the right decision. DW You: Anyone that I meet now will just be a step down. CN Stranger: You'll find someone, Cas. You'll be so happy. DW You: I was happy with you. CN Stranger: You did everything for me and I couldn't give you anything back. DW You: You made me happy. Wasn't that enough? CN Stranger: You deserve more. DW You: Well. I'm not happy anymore. So. CN Stranger: I'm sorry. DW You: Me too. CN Stranger: [delayed] I'm supposed to be able to think of something funny to say here. DW You: And then I'm supposed to come back with a snark remark. CN Stranger: And I joke and tell you that you're a dick. DW You: And I say you love me anyway. CN Stranger: And I'll tell you that I do. DW You: [delayed] Be happy with her. CN Stranger: [delayed] I'm so fucking sorry. DW You: I know. CN Stranger: Cas. DW You: Hm? CN Stranger: I don't want you to stop texting. DW You: Okay. I won't. CN Stranger: Okay. Good. Thanks. Sorry. DW You: Stop saying sorry. CN Stranger: Sorry for saying sorry. DW You: Idiot. CN Stranger: Asshole. DW You: God. We sound like you and Sam. CN Stranger: I fucking hope not. DW You: Dean. I am gonna have to stop texting eventually, you know? CN You: Like for good. CN Stranger: I don't want that. DW You: Me neither. CN Stranger: So don't stop. DW You: I have to. You're not mine anymore. CN You: Mine to text, I mean. CN Stranger: [an hour later] I miss you. DW You: Stop it. CN Stranger: I fucking do. DW You: You're not allowed to. It's against the rules. CN Stranger: I can't even sleep on the right side of my own fucking bed. DW You: Can't even sleep in mine anymore. CN Stranger: I dunno what to do. DW You: I got a puppy. CN Stranger: Oh. Okay. DW You: Sorry. Thought we needed a topic change. CN Stranger: You're right. I shouldn't've texted you. Shouldn't've asked you to keep texting. I'm an asshole. DW You: I want to text you. Every fucking minute of every day. I want you here. Home. Where you're supposed to be. CN Stranger: [delayed] I hurt you. You can't forgive that, Cas. DW You: You were scared. I can definitely forgive that. CN Stranger: It's been three months. DW You: And 16 days. CN Stranger: How can you forgive me? DW You: Because I love you. And I know you didn't do it to intentionally hurt me. CN Stranger: I love you, Cas. DW
I wanna come home. DW You: You can. CN
If you can escape the wrath of Lisa. CN Stranger: You're real funny, Novak. DW You: Oh, I'm not joking. CN Stranger: I don't care. DW
I just need to see you. DW You: Okay. CN Stranger: Okay? DW You: Yup. CN Stranger: It's late. I can wait until tomorrow. You'll wanna sleep. DW You: Don't you dare make me wait another day. CN Stranger: Right now? DW You: Right now. CN Stranger: I'll get a bag. Pick up the rest of my stuff tomorrow. DW You: I'm so excited. We have so much stuff to do. CN
Like watch the rest of Doctor Who. And eat ice cream. And that's pretty much it. CN Stranger: And kiss you. DW You: Of course. Lot of kissing to make up for. CN Stranger: And get into the shower first before you steal all my hot water. DW You: Hey, there's plenty of room for both of us. CN Stranger: I know. I'm on my way. DW You: Good. CN Stranger: (I'm sorry, I need to dive off, but this was so sweet, so thank you! Have a great night!) You: (No problem. You too!) You have disconnected.