#dunno if y’all r into that sort of thing but i will show u the poem if u want

[piastrination]

hot girls (very very sad girls) always end up back at poetry

[starrystarker]

starker daddy kink/size kink ??

i have a thing for starker size kink and daddy kink and all the kink,,, here goes nothin ( i put most everyone in the compound cuz why not ,, i love most everyone )

it’s just a normal day in the avengers compound; u know, like bucky n steve are probably fucking somewhere together,

bruce and thor are talking about toothbrushes versus teethbrushes,

shuri is trying to explain ‘weird flex but okay’ to t’challa ( *in t’challa voice* “what does flexing have to do with it ???” ),

dp and quill are arguing ( “FRANK SINATRA !!1!!1!“ “FR AN K OC EAN !!1!1” )

loki just turned himself into a hammer and clint picked it up and loki turned back to himself and shouted “mblergh !! it’s me” but then saw it wasn’t thor so then stormed off but like in a cute way,

clint’s just kinda confused but shrugs it off ( “it’s loki what did i expect” )

and finally ,,, peter is doing his math homework beside tony while he’s tinkering with some stuff

“hey, um, mr stark ??”

“yeah, kiddo ?”

“what’s the formula for mds ?”

“for what ???”

“mds. multi dimensional scaling.”

“dunno.”

“whA T ??”

“what.”

“hOw dOtH yOu nOt kNowTh—“

“kid, i can do quantum physics in my head—“

“mR sTAr K—“

and then tony marches over to peter

did i mention that tony is in a graphic tee and black sweatpants

oh well now u know welp i broke the fourth wall

“okay, so basically, what you do here is ...”

but peter can’t concentrate cuz tony’s face is right next to his and his iconic goatee is brushing against his cheek aksjksjsksk

“pete. pete !!”

tony sighs and pulls up a chair

“pay attention. not everyone has tony stark to tutor them ok ??”

“y-yeah. s-sorry, sir.”

tony proceeds to wrap his hand around peter’s hand, holding the pencil his hand is huge omg it completely covers peter’s hand and it’s so warm akjsksjs *fangirl noises*

peter stares at tony’s biceps blatantly cuz he‘s a très subtle boi

nobody blames him cuz they thicc as fuck alright ??

“take a picture. it’ll last longer.”

peter turns red. like. rE D

stammers some gibberish cuz he’s so flustered ( “i’m so sorry mr stark” etc etc “oh my gosh i fU cKi nF loV E yoUr biCepS aKskJs”)

“it’s alright, pete.”

and peter’s so panicked and he fantasizes e v e r y single day about calling tony ‘daddy’ so it just slips out oops

“sorry, daddy-“ peter quickly claps his hand over his mouth and drops his gaze to stare at his shoes; turning redder than a tomato he’s not even breathing i don’t think

tony freezes

peter starts rambling again

“mr stark oh my god i’m so embarrassed i swear that’s never happened before oh god oh god i’ve had a crush on you for so long i’m sorry—“

“so like. not hero worship.”

“n-no.” anxiety creeps up on peter oh god he’s gonna kick me out for being creepy and gross—

“friday. are there any cookies in here ?”

and peter’s s o c o n f u s e d

“yes, tony. on the third shelf of the pantry. chocolate chip and peanut butter.”

tony stands up and grabs the cookie tin while peter is mortified and bemused

tony sits down beside him

“have a cookie, peter.”

“huH ?1?1?”

“have a cookie.”

“um. okay ?1??”

peter takes a cookie like a good boi

“so. i think we should talk it out.”

“s-sir, i really don’t think that’s necessary—“

“like, do you want to date me ?? is that what’s going on ??? cuz pete, you’re still young, there’s so many people out there for you—“

“i’m not that young !!1!! i’m 19 !! and yes, i’d like to date you !!1!1!!”

“i mean, not gonna lie, i’m flattered, and i’d like to date you, whoever wouldn’t is an idiot who should be pulverized. but frankly it just wouldn’t work—“

“i’ll show you how it’d work” peter’s twinky side comes out and moves to straddle tony

and tony chokes a little bit but you didn’t hear that from me

petey the twinky leans to whisper something in tony’s ear

“please, daddy ?”

( internal groan from tony because this kid— )

one: i use strikethrough too much :))

two: i have no clue where this thing went it started off as a size kink thing but it was just starker sorting their shit out idk i hope y’alls liked it :/

three: i love harry potter

four: pEtE R iS a TwiNk™️ hE i S tWi Nk Y a ccEpT iT