#dumbbutt

[darkxsoulzyx]

Responses to being called “cute”:

Based off of the digital circus response thingy to “reactions to Bein called cute”

Dusk/Dawn belongs to Me (hehe)

Tycho (blue blorbo) and Sunspot (orange blorbo) belong to @garbagechocolate

Monarch (butterfly blorbo), Polaris (angel blorbo), and Priscilla (Little blorbo) belongs to @nebuladreamz

Myrtis (flower blorbo) belongs to @ilsole

Somi (big button blorbo) belongs to @smoljeanius

[aridis]

Just consider: what if Hornet met a moth in Parloom?

And said moth still worships the Radiance 'cause they left a long time ago Hallownest and they are completely clueless about...well everything.

I just think it would be funny.

[little-ajax-56793]

My beautiful child Baby Rat and my stupid son Dumbbutt

[smoredoghubble]

So the dumb idiot squirrels that leave acorns in the yard lead Hubble to a critter in this wood pile while they were running away from her. I don't know what the critter is. All I know is that it squeaks and Hubble was starting to get growly.

I brought her in and now she's just sitting there looking sad and whining at the door in hopes that I will let her out so she can hunt the critter.

[piedoesnotequalpi]

Oh boy! Casual sexism at work!

[championfrolicfleece]

Pokémon Sword And Shield Mainly Leon and Hop Incorrect Quotes Part 1 + A Little Gloria & Postwickshipping.

Hop, after he and Gloria save Galar from Eternatus @ Leon: How in the name of Zacian are you still alive?

Leon: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

Alternatively-

Leon: What’s up? I’m back.

Hop: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

Leon: Death is a social construct.

Alternatively, Alternatively + Gloria chiming in-

Hop: Leon! We thought you were dead!

Leon: No, just in a deep stupor.

Gloria: ...But you literally weren't breathing for like five minutes?!

Leon: It... was a very deep stupor.

Hop: This is a bad idea.

Leon: Then why are you coming along?

Hop: Someone has to get your injured butt back home.

Hop: Ow!

Leon: What’s wrong?

Hop: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.

Leon: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was ten.

Hop: Wasn't that when you first became Champion of Gal-... oh...

Hop: I think I need a hug...

Leon: Good thing I'm hug shaped!

**45 minutes later**

Hop: You... you can let go now.

Leon: No, I absolutely cannot.

Leon: We’ll find another route, it’s not safe for fledgling trainers, like yourself.

Hop: That sounds like a challenge.

Leon: I have to stress, that is not a challenge.

Hop: ...That is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted!

Leon: There is no challenge!

Hop, noticing Leon looks exhausted after coming home to visit: When's the last time you slept?

Leon: Uh... a few days ago, I think.

Hop: A few- how many?!

Leon: Uh... **starts counting on fingers** I need more fingers...

Hop: What you need is sleep!

Hop: Have Gloria and I ever told you that you're the best, most amazing, person ever to exist?!

Leon: For the love of Arceus, I am not taking you two to Bob's Your Uncle. It’s 2am and it's all the way in Circhester! Also, what are you doing in my room? Don't you understand privacy?!

Gloria: Mean. >: (

Hop: Leon always accuses me of having a favorite but that’s not true.

Leon: That's a lie, their name is Gloria.

Hop: Nuh-uh! I love Gloria and all the not-Glorias equally.

**Hop and Leon having a rare Bro-fight**

Leon: You’re mean!

Hop: You’re meaner!

Leon: Yeah, well, you’re stupid too!

Hop: You’re stupider!

Leon: You’re a dumbbutt!

Hop: You’re a dumberbutt!

Leon: You think “dumberbutt” is a good insult!

Hop: Oh, flaaffysticks!

Leon: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fu- uhm the fluffing language!

Hop: Okay, truth or dare?

Leon: Truth

Hop: How many hours have you slept this week?

Leon: ...Dare

Hop: Go to bed.

Leon: I don’t like this game.

Leon: I'm bored, any suggestions?

Hop: Sleeping is nice.

Leon: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it.

Leon, in overprotective Big Bro Mode: You know what’s funny about Hop? They’re my Lil bro and best friend. So, if there's anyone who’d hurt them, then that someone that hurt Hop, well I’d... uh.... end their subscription to life... probably.

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

Here's my dinos. We originally got them for fresh eggs. The 3 eggs every day or so are not worth it at all. But I love them all and am their father hen. I remember when they used to come hide under my hand when they were chicks. Now they talk to me like they are teenagers. I have no idea what they are saying, but they certainly do.

My chickens like to tell me all about how they've been wronged or the scary mouse they saw near their feed. They ignore their favorite foods to bawk bawk my ear off as a trio first thing in the day. Scared, annoyed, complaining, etc, voices all telling me the whole story at once as they are trying to bawk out their weird bird thoughts.

And then they take turns over breakfast to come say more. A lot more. They each have a lot to say about multiple subjects. Because their tone changes every so often. Once they get it out of their system, they can be chill. But they will act all anxious and be very vocal about it until then.

There was a 4th but Violet (the unit in the pic) was a trans and started crowing and that would have gotten the neighbors calling the cops on my babies and I'd lose them all. So now he's living on a farm. Link is to them getting excited over ice during a heatwave.

https://www.tumblr.com/prettyhighforawhiteguyblog/726138484472020992/i-love-listening-to-my-little-dumbbutt-raptors?source=share

They are so very lovely <3 thank you

[luke-shywalker]

Why do you like Luke Skywalker? (feel free to ramble or write a lot :D)

Oohoohooo! Digging back into my 2015 brain…before Kylo Ren ruined my life…

I like Luke Skywalker because of how much he develops as a character over the course of the original trilogy. I mean!! Compare the antsy farmboy who wanted so badly to join the Imperial Academy because he was bored of his life, to the calm Jedi who stood before the Emperor and was prepared to die rather than kill his father, even to avenge his friends.

I love Luke’s story. Going from living his own life, a very small life, pursuing his own whims and focusing on all he doesn’t have, to suddenly being thrust into something much bigger than himself, realizing he’s part of something much bigger than himself, that he can make a difference in something much bigger than himself.

I love his bond with Leia and Han. I love thinking about all the meaningful relationships Luke had, with Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru, with his buddies on Tatooine, with the droids, with fellow Rebels, with his father for that brief amount of time.

I love that Luke chooses to love his father and see Anakin. Luke said, “No, you’re not more machine now than man. You’re a person and your name is Anakin.” Luke was the OG Anakin stan!!

Other people have posted much more thoughtfully about this but it really is easy to stereotype/oversimplify who Luke is. We meme about him being super whiny (“power converters”) or being a pure cinnamon roll hot cocoa sunshine boy. And like yea I think those are freaking hilarious extrapolations of elements of Luke’s personality but he really is complex. Luke has darkness inside of him in Empire and in Jedi (I think when he rolls up in all black in Jedi we’re supposed to be kind of like “…oh???”). He hates Vader as much as Leia does when he says “I’ll never join you.” There’s the joke about “boohoo you lost your martial arts instructor I lost a planet” but Luke has experienced a lot of legitimate loss in his life.

Luke gets way overshadowed by Han when it comes to popularity of Star Wars characters, and I get that, Han Solo is cool (even though when you actually, like, look at Han he’s such a dork and a dumbbutt and, affectionately, not cool at all). I think it’s because Han is like, the hot one, the ladies’ man, the shooty-shoot-pew-pew guy. Luke is a different kind of guy, more sensitive, in tune with what’s inside of him and the people around him (especially as he matures), and I love that about him. My husband is kinda like that actually.

I’m sure I could write even more but. Yeah that’s why I like Luke ^-^

[ask-wasteland-labs]

JenniChu: I’ve gotten ‘em lots of times. You get used to it after a bit! Jennifer attempts to sit up without using the wounded arm. Although only slight twitches on her face would be a giveaway, the pain in her arm was extreme. It felt as though something was chewing her flesh apart. Despite this, she keeps her composure and smiles JenniChu: But I appreciate the concern. I just don’t wanna rack up a medical bill cuz of my dumbas- dumbbutt making eggs at night. Mason: You can say ass around me. I’m not a toddler JenniChu gives Mason a scolding look and gestures to the literal infant in front of them Mason: Oh PFFT. She doesn’t understand anything! Isn’t that right you little dumb stinky baby? BabyRue: Ababbab,...baah... JenniChu: I’m telling mom you called the baby dumb Mason: NO- - - - - - [ @askabbyandeva ]

[spellbounddraws]

not dumbbutt me editing my blog info a bit bc i'm sad

[magpies-gold]

Figured. Predictable. Caaallllled it. This is entirely Alpha Base related shenanigans. Glancing at the favourite tracks and it’s Elliot, Paul, Heinrich, more Heinrich, and Errick.

I am laughing that a Paul song is number two. As far as my head critters go, Heinrich hates my musical tastes, Errick’s indifferent and just wants a good beat, but Paul? Oh shit does he have favourites and opinions. If he were a real, physical entity he would steal my headphones and hack my Spotify account in a heartbeat. Look what you did, you useless, sappy dumbbutt. You skewed the results. XD

[herunswithscissors]

I love listening to my little dumbbutt raptors talk and be silly as they are curious and explore their world.

[dausy]

I had a couple job interviews this week. One of them I literally got hired on the spot and that seemed a little abrupt cause there was another option I wanted to explore so I needed them to slow down just a minute and get some affairs in order first.

I had another interview yesterday I wanted to go to first before making any rash decisions. I didnt think I was going to take that job anyway because it was a fulltime position and unless something drastic happens, after c19 I refuse to let a hospital own my soul as much as fulltime status would have them own me. I fully plan on working fulltime hours but Im pulling the "uh no, Im PRN" card if I need to. But I still wanted to see.

Anywho, Im a big dumbbutt. So the person who scheduled my interview sent me a calendar event to my email which added it automatically to my google calendar on my phone. So I have an email and calender event that said interview at 4pm. And its my fault because I was like "oh let me write this down" and they were like "oh Im adding myself to your calendar dont worry" so I didnt right anything down. Turns out my google is on eastern time zone still. So the scheduler person scheduled me for 2pm but my calendar converted it to 4pm eastern..and I missed the appointment.

I feel really really dumb. I caught it around 230 because they sent me a secondary email that had directions through the building and where to park. I hadnt opened that email before because I cant remember directions anyway. So I hadnt left the house yet but merely reading the directions that said arrive by 2. I contacted them and they said it happens all the time. But ugh.

Cause I kinda feel like Im stringing the other hire along until I checked this place out.

The other issue too is one of my certs is about to expire and which job I choose depends on whether the cert comes out of my pocket or not. So thats also added stress.

A neighboring town got back to me too and I have a suspicion that thats like a comfort zone type town for me but its 40miles away. Husband is like "Id rather you be unemployed than drive that far" so thats kinda out of the question.

I really like my house, location and amenities. Whats killing me is the language barrier and your girl doesnt want a resume gap and wants to purchase things.

[marinecorvid]

Hey! First of all I love your art! Second of all its nice to know my favorite pokemon community hasn't died yet😃 and third! Who is your favorite ranger villain and why! I've always loved red eyes, my dumbbutt has had a crush on him since I was 7 and first got the game but no that im older, a literal adult, ive really started to have a soft spot for purple eyes😅

thank you!!! Pokemon ranger has had my brain in a vicegrip since around uhh the age of 10? 10-ish and as the years have gone by it is increasingly obvious it does not intend to let go anytime soon

Favorite Pokemon villains: hmm fan of Kincaid when i was younger (bc Shadows of Almia was my first ranger game) but since Guardian Signs has long become my favorite (in which Red Eyes was my favorite villain, for a while – he had the shadow the hedgehog appeal of being edgy and blowing stuff up but also being Not Terrible in post game. Young emo-goff me thought he was the coolest. His expressions in the manga give me life).

Circa-14/15 yo me also latched onto Purple Eyes (when me and my partner were on n off working on post-post game fanfic, in which he causes trouble for the gang one last time) and present day me just thinks there’s equal horror and comedy potential there. He’s got next to no moral lines he won’t cross. Completely self serving. Extraordinarily dramatic. Extraordinarily smug – not necessarily without merit, he’s mostly competent in his methods that would be terrifying in a media more serious than the Pokemon world – but seeing him brag about how he’s the pinnacle of the Pinchers and then giving him the standard treatment (smackdown without mercy via baby Pichu with ukulele) is very funny. Seeing him take control of the Golden Armor and killing your dad Rand is terrifying in-universe. Working for him must’ve been wild; I just know Red and Blue Eyes would shittalk him in the submarine break room and very hastily change the subject when they hear him outside. Two supervisors and their manager from hell who all hate each other but have been working with each other for so long they’re mostly desensitized to it, and are all united against customers pokemon rangers. He tries to kill off all of humanity by taunting Arceus in a bonus wifi mission and gets dragged to hell for his efforts. He's a guy I am rotating in my head like a rotisserie chicken

(All that being said, I have a habit of trying to humanize villains and view Guardian Signs through 15 layers of headcanon at this point, and my current subject of nitpicking + appreciation is Ed – I like to consider what drives people to do the things they do, and figure out why he might want to take over the world + desperate drive for immortality + genuine regard for human life + willingness to blow up an (uninhabited) island? and how it all fits together)

Final thoughts: I want to watch a The Office-style mockumentary of what it was like working in the pinchers

[the-cryptographer]

Novel length fenders fic was just an excuse to write Varania hurling the Fell Grimoire at Sebastian’s dumbbutt head.

[voidbears-oc-stash]

*Ultra's sobbing too loud to... hear anything really other then the music!* Grey: uh- you know! boys! why don't we get everyone back to our house- luckily that dumbbutt! didn't wreck much more then our first living room! you all could- use some tea! and comfy PJs... to relax! infact! who's in favor of a group sleep over? something- normal! and fun! and NOT life THREATENING! *he says looking at the camera! with a cheesed off expression!*

*confused narrator noises* Look man I was almost tempted to say that Life Juice from the anon blog appeared in Nameless's cave and then decided against it.

ANYWAYS they all agreed it would be good.