#dumbass yankee author inserting as many anglo puns and turns of phrase as possible in what is meant to be ancient greece

[2enba2luka]

If someone wants to write something involving greek mythology they should be forced to learn attic, koine, and modern greek, and write it in those three before translating into the intended language. If they mention Rome, they have to learn classical, ecclesiastical, and scientific Latin, as well as the Florentine (aka standard Italian) and Romanesco languages/dialects. It's quite simple.