#dumbass anon (affectionate)

[insanescriptist]

Soooo, how religious is Umei in general? Because I can't decide if some of her writing is purposeful Christian Propaganda or just happens to rub me that way

It's not purposeful Christian Propaganda; that's a whole lot more blatant. At least what I've seen about it. And annoying, obviously. Some movies so so bad because of it. (Izzy's mom has the habit of technically watching whatever movie YT tosses up and some have been choices, to say the least. There have been so many Hallmarks I've listened to while she's visiting.)

It's probably rubbing you that way because of previous exposure to such; likely a negative experience if you're also American because boy, some American Christians (denomination unspecified) are obnoxious and a hateful lot. Which is very much more evidence that the very vocal American Christians lost the plot ages ago. Which is true if you care to trace back the various faith movements in the protestant church and how that's effected politics and business over time.

Umei's British and the British Protestant Church cleaves a lot closer to Catholicism than American protestant churches. At least from what I know historically about them; I haven't really researched modern British Protestant church movements. And even what I know of the American stuff is still rather surface level.

Still you also gotta remember, what Umei's writing fictional character(s) who are religious, of a Christian flavor. That's going to show in how they act, think, behave and say.

If you write a religious character who finds strength in their piety and uses their faith to shape magic and has positive and affirming interactions with other people who also share that faith? Yeah, it's going to sound vaguely like religious propaganda. It's kind of baked in. Religious propaganda is written into any institutionalized faith such as most forms of Christianity, so as to keep the faith going and growing and the institution that promotes said faith, growing and in power.

And if it still bothers you, may the force be with you. ♥

And now I'm going to be really bitchy in the tags

[jonathanbyersphd]

Ngl I have thought before about a Twilight AU where Nancy moves to a small rainy town for college after her family falls apart when her brother dies jumping off of a cliff, and she's grieving but trying to move on and becomes enamored with the quiet, pretty boy in a couple of her night classes (and the journalist in her is curious about how mysterious he is). But then she starts to see Mike and thinks that she's losing her mind, only to find out that her little brother was turned into a vampire and Jonathan is one too, and they're part of the same coven due to Jonathan's little brother who turned Mike. (Will is the Alice in this scenario and he saw visions of Mike dying, he got to him at the quarry but not soon enough to stop him from getting fatal injuries so he had to turn him).

Yes Exactly! Like I love this! The found family of the Hopper-Byers family and they're just a bunch of vampires??? AMAZING 10/10

[joker-daughter]

Tom has changed has grown. Yes he was this teenager vibe for Homecoming, avengers and FFH but he was not like that for NWH, He wasn’t like that for Uncharted either. For Cherry and TCR was even more noticeable because of the subject matter and because he had been interviewer, we shouldn’t been worried about that in the future.

But everyone have to understand that he is Tom Holland, he is trending and will have clickbait tweets just for breathing. It’s unfair that he has to behave different as his charming persona and just gives boring answers to not give the tweeter incelss something to complain or making fun of him.

It’s so unfair how media nitpick everything he does then you have Timmy that has been doing everything to be trending and has been jumping around, every tv show/popular podcast, kissing his GF, but I haven’t seen him being called attention seekers, or media nick picking his comments for clickbait tweets

I’m not talking about his personality as a whole, he’s naturally funny, sarcastic and bubbly and there’s nothing wrong with that, it’s more so the “I’m quite dumb” vibe that he sometimes goes along with like I know he’s not a genius either but there’s things that prove that he in fact isn’t dumb

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

idk why, but im utterly obsessed with bakugo and his s.o calling each other butt face instead of those "sweet" callsigns like baby, love etc.. UGHH IM SO INLOVE W HIM IT HURTS

PLEEAAASEE i love this too anon and i KNOW he gets so pressed about it.

i'm very much of a believer that katsuki is a "it's only funny when i do it" typa person. which means he can call you poopy buttface shit head moron and so on,,but the moment you do it’s a problem smh.

i also see this vividly tbh and i find it adooooooorable i dunno don’t look at mee. like katsuki playfully addressing you as shit head while ruffling your hair, so you shoot back with a dick cheese and “who the fuck is dick cheese ? you wanna go, dimwit ?!” and then woops you’re play fighting n wrestling now.

your friends don’t really get the vision tho, but you both do and you like it. so honestly yall don’t really care🤷🏾‍♀️

if katsuki feels INCREDIBLY annoying that day he’ll call you his little insult. “my little dumbass”, “my little shit head” stuff like that. it’s meant to be affectionate but it’s also meant to piss you the fuck off lmfao he’s insufferable.

[hyunjincanraptoo]

Hi , first of all congratulations on 100+ followers I discovered you recently and u have already become among my top favorite writers. Smooching your brain. ❤️ I would love if u write on prompt #5 because I am dying for some comfort ...😅 Keep writing for as long as you can you I love your writing. Stay strong and healthy.🤍

Thank you, anon!! It's such an honor to be one of your favorite authors. I'm sorry I took so long to post this. I hope you still need some comfort. Stay strong and healthy too 💜🤭

This is from my prompt list. Pick a number and send it to my asks.

Word count: 1k

Warnings: skinship (okay, a lot of touching), suggestive-ish

Alexa, play Confessions by Flo Rida & ENHYPEN

Drunk confessions when he comes home drunk (feat. Bang Chan)

Chan practically dragged Hyunjin up your front steps, both of them laughing as Hyunjin leaned heavily on his shoulder, “He’s completely legless”, Chan said with a grin, easing him into your arms. You blinked, “Legless?”. Chan chuckled, “It means drunk. Really, really drunk. You’ll manage. Good luck!”. And just like that, he vanished, leaving you with an overly affectionate, mumbling Hyunjin pressing his face into your neck like a sleepy cat.

You guided him toward the bedroom, stumbling every few steps as he clung to you with a surprising strength. “You’re heavy”, you grumbled, pushing him down onto the bed. “I feel light as air”, he said, slurring slightly, arms spread out dramatically across the mattress. You rolled your eyes, kneeling to untie his shoes and slide off his jacket. Then your fingers found the buttons of his shirt, and you hesitated for a second. He was flushed, warm, and clearly uncomfortable in all those layers. You were just helping, that was all

Even so, you couldn’t help but think that his body was... art. His bare chest was rising and falling slowly, collarbones catching the soft light, abdomen flexing slightly when he shifted, revealing the delicate curve of muscle and skin. You swallowed. You’d seen him shirtless before, but somehow this felt more intimate— more vulnerable. And something about it made your breath catch.

Just as your fingers brushed his waistband, Hyunjin cracked one eye open, a mischievous smirk tugging at his lips, “Already trying to take my clothes off, huh?”. You roll your eyes, flustered,“You’re drunk. And “I’m just helping you get comfortable, dumbass”. He hums, head tilting as he gazes at you with that teasing look typical of him, “Too bad… I already have a girlfriend”.

You play along, lips curling.You narrowed your eyes, matching his playful tone, “Oh, yeah? Who is she?”. He closed his eyes again, smiling softly, “She’s the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen. Has this laugh that makes my heart do this weird fluttery thing. Always puts her cold feet on me at night, says it’s revenge. But I’d do anything for her”. Your heart pounded, a silly smile grew on your lips, “She sounds lucky”. “She’s mine”, he said quietly, like it was a vow, “And I’m hers”.

Your heart melts, the atmosphere shifting into something more tender. You help him settle into the covers, but as you lean in to fix his pillow, his hand brushes your thigh. It lingers just a second too long, “I bet she’d like it if you stayed right here,” he murmurs, voice low and heavy with affection. You laugh, your cheeks warm, “Hyunjin…”. But his arm snakes around your waist, pulling you closer until your legs tangled under the covers. His lips brushed your shoulder— not quite a kiss, but not nothing either. You could feel his breath against your skin. “Just to hold you. That’s all. I want to feel you close”, he admitted. So you laid down beside him. But that wasn’t the end.

Your heartbeat quickened as his fingers danced along the edge of your shirt, the lightest touch just barely brushing your skin, “Do you want me to stop?” he asked, the words coming out quietly, “Why would you stop?”. “Did you know”, he whispered, voice dipped in sleep and desire, “That you drive me crazy when you look at me like that?” “Like what?” “Like I’m more than a drunk idiot in your bed” “Well, you are more than a drunk idiot in my bed”. Hyunjin’s lips curled into a smile, and before you knew it, his hand was tracing the curve of your bare waist, soft and warm. He tugged you gently toward him, his face inches from yours. His breath, warm and intoxicating, mixed with yours, and you could feel the tension building in the air. You could sense something building between the two of you— something that made your stomach flip.

And yet, despite how close you were, he didn’t push it further. He let his fingers wander lazily across your back, pushing the fabric of your shirt higher, but never quite enough to expose you completely. His touch was gentle, as if he was savoring every moment of this closeness, “I think we should sleep”, he whispered, but there was a slight tremor in his voice now, as if even he wasn’t sure how much longer he could hold back. “I was trying to help you get into bed”, you said, voice soft but with a teasing tone, “Guess I got a little carried away”. He laughed quietly, pulling you even closer, “Guess I don’t mind”, he murmured against your skin, his lips brushing lightly over the exposed curve of your shoulder. 

The atmosphere in the room was thick with tension now. His fingers grazed your ribs before traveling lower to your hip, not quite touching anywhere private, but still leaving a trail of goosebumps wherever they went. Your heart beat faster as you shifted beside him, feeling the bond between you grow stronger, the air electric with unspoken desire, “Are you going to make me beg?”, he whispered, his voice rougher now. “You’ll have to wait”, you teased back, giving him a small push, though you weren’t sure if you were trying to distance yourself or draw him closer.

In the quiet tension that hung between you, words didn’t seem necessary anymore. It was enough that you were there, and he was there, and everything in this moment felt like it was on the verge of something more heated, but also something soft, something slow— a new kind of intimacy.

And when the air finally seemed to cool and the tension dissipated just enough for sleep to creep in, Hyunjin’s arm slid around you, pulling you close. His lips whispered into your hair, soft and warm, and though nothing else happened that night, you knew that the connection between you two had changed, “Stay…” “What?” “Stay here with me forever” “I’m not going anywhere, Hyunie”. He chuckled quietly, pulling you closer into his chest, “I love you”. You could feel his smile against his skin, as your eyes closed softly, “I know. I love you too”. 

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[carly-fries]

dude lol youre just remembering that weird anon ask i got with the riddle from Batman Arkham.

but do you need me to come over and keep you company /s

guys, im scared as fuck lol

I was going to bed and then i heard my dad says some shit like "would you like to hear a riddle" from outside my door, and when i walked out he wasn't even there. and he's not even home, what a weird fucking dream. I'm being haunted by the riddler lol

[rabbidbunwy]

Soap,Ghost and Price has boyfriends headcannon 🫀🫶💙

Contents: Soap/Ghost/Price x Anon!reader-couple-lovers-fluff-my intake

i'm no english native so sorry for some mistakes

please reblog 🔁 and like❤️

p.s:[edit] i will do a second part with Phillip Graves and Kyle "Gaz" Garrick,not soon but i will,i will never do Vladimir Makarov or other enemies of cod.

Also I was wondering why nobody liked this in hours and I woked up now wich is 7:19 am and saw it was on private mode XD

@muzansslxt @candy69gurl @kiwicopia @satorkive @ponderingmoonlight @galaxylover46

SOAP 🧼🥺

Johnny would be a very good boyfriend. He’s cocky and cheeky, but not in the “douchebag” way. He’d tease you a lot and find any opportunity to touch you—like hugs, holding you close to him, etc. He can be kind of a dumbass sometimes, but he’s loving, protective, and he’s really really romantic. Like, he’ll pick daisies from a random field and give them to you.

He’d most definitely also be the type to “show you off” to his friends—he’d be all clingy and put his arm around you, sometimes kiss your cheek/head affectionately. He’d call you pet names like “love” and “baby” all the time and he’d tell you how pretty you are all the time.

In public, he’d constantly have his arm around you and he’d kiss your cheeks/forehead whenever he had the chance. He’d call you nicknames like “darlin” and “sweetheart” and he’d pull you into his lap if you were sitting down and he was next to you. When it comes to intimacy, he’s definitely the type to be quite intense and passionate. He loves physical affection and he’d constantly be touching you.

Overall, he’s an absolute sweetheart,he’d make sure you’re loved and taken care of. He’d be really good at cuddling/spooning with you, he’d like to hold you when he falls asleep, and when he wakes up. Sometimes, he’d “cuddle with you in a possessive manner”, like he wants to “keep you to himself”.

When you’re sick, John would be absolutely doting on you. He’d go out, get you some medicine, soup/whatever food you want, and he’d stay home with you until you felt better. He’d bring you anything you needed, like blankets, pillows, water, etc.

He’d be constantly checking on you and asking if you need anything, and if you’d be up for cuddles, he’d cuddle you all day long—even if it ends with him getting sick in turn XD.

Overall, 10/10 boyfriend material.

GHOST 👻 ☠

Ghost would be a surprisingly attentive and caring partner. He's used to being in high-pressure situations, so he's cool, collected, and fiercely loyal. He's probably not the most expressive with his feelings.He'd be fiercely protective of you, always putting your safety and well-being above his own. And when he does show affection, it's often through small, subtle gestures rather than grand romantic displays.

He might not say the words "I love you" often, but his actions would speak louder. He'd remember the little things that make you happy, and would often surprise you with thoughtful gestures or gifts. He'd also be fiercely supportive of your goals and dreams, encouraging you to reach for the stars while also being there to catch you if you fall. He's probably not the most sociable or outgoing person, but with you, he'd be willing to let his guard down and just be himself.

Despite his tough exterior, Ghost is actually a big softie at heart. He'd secretly love cuddling under a blanket and watching cheesy romantic movies with you, although he'd never admit it. He'd also be a surprisingly good cook, often making you breakfast in bed or whipping up your favorite meal after a long day. And if you ever needed someone to back you up or protect you, Ghost would be there in a heartbeat, no questions asked.

If you're sick, Ghost would be all over you like a concerned mother hen. He'd be making sure you're in bed and resting, bringing you soup and hot tea to help soothe your sore throat, and generally hovering around you like a protective shadow. He'd also be constantly checking in on you, asking how you're feeling and if there's anything you need. And if you tried to get up to do something, he'd firmly but gently push you back down and threaten to tie you to the bed if you didn't stay put.

He'd probably also try to distract you from feeling crappy by talking to you about random things, or trying to make you laugh with his-not so funny-puns. He'd be surprisingly good at it, too. He'd probably also try to pamper you, doing little things to make you comfortable like putting extra blankets on the bed, or bringing you a cold cloth to soothe your fever.

PRICE💲🗡

Price is a very attentive boyfriend. He is incredibly protective and very dominant. He will definitely not stand for anyone disrespecting you, so expect him to get very aggressive when a guy catcalls you out in public. John will not go out to parties very often and will instead prefer to stay home with you and binge watch some show instead.

John is the type of boyfriend to be very openly affectionate and protective of you, even in public. The type to stand behind you, hands on your hips and chin resting on your shoulder as he reads over your shoulder.

He is very cuddly and will not hesitate to shower you in affection. He will give you words of affirmation and praise as often as possible and will absolutely love when you say that back to him. He’s also very comfortable with you touching his body, especially when he’s tired or in deep thought. This includes stroking his hair, chest, or stomach.

He also has a tendency to call you his “princess/prince” or “good girl/boy”, mainly because he knows it makes you flustered. He’s going to have a habit of buying you something whenever you give him a “pouty” look. [let's be honest he his rich asf]

When Price finds out that you are sick, he immediately goes into “concerned dad” mode. He will not stop mother hening you, constantly fretting about your condition and asking if he can do something to help you. He’s going to be bringing you soup or juice constantly, and he’s going to be asking if you need to go to the doctor’s. If you don’t stop him, he’s going to want to stay home to take care of you and will not accept no for an answer.

And Price will not leave your side. If you go to bed, he’s going to be there right next to you until you fall asleep. He’s going to be monitoring your temperature religiously, as well as trying to give you medicine, or make sure you are drinking enough.

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[alldoll3dup]

Hello there! I loved your Rosie headcanons! Can you do the same romantic headcanons for Velvette (HH) with fem!reader? I just love her sm 😭😭 thank you in advance!

- 🥀

▐ Hello there anon! Of course I just love Velvette and her somewhat provocative personality, I'm going to love writing this

໑୧﹒★﹒Velvette x FEM!Reader - Headcanon's ᰍ﹒∿

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 - Romantic headcanon's for our dear Velvette

𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 - Hazbin Hotel

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 - FEM!Reader, swearing, jealousy, fluff

– So to start, my biggest headcanon for Velvette is that she she teases you all the time

– You don't have a second of peace with her, she loves to irritate you and then say something like

"What's the matter darlin'? We can sort this out later okay?~"

– She flirts a lot, especially at inappropriate times, she thinks it's very funny and a little cute when you blush because of something she said

– She mixes insults with compliments

– She uses cute nicknames too, but only when she's making fun of you or wants to try to be more affectionate

– When someone makes her jealous, she literally humiliates the person in front of you so you think that person is pathetic (and it works)

– She gossips a lot with you, after all she knows all the news and of course you have to know

– On the day of the overlords meeting she told you horrible things about Carmilla and of course you had to agree with her

– She loves when you create new hairstyles for her hair, even the craziest ones

– She's a total brat and makes a big deal out of anything

– If you two fight, her ego will NEVER allow her to apologize, you will have to do it first (It would take her a long time to accept the apology)

– She takes photos of you all the time (sometimes even photos of you distracted for no reason)

– Velvette thinks you are very beautiful and you have appeared in several of her fashion shows and always in the best clothes

– And when talking about clothes, she puts together looks for you all the time

– For me, Velvette is a very good designer, so she always draws you in the outfits she desings

– Defends you a lot she's like "Excuse me your dumbass she asked for no pickles"

– She loves grabbing your waist at random moments, the biggest waist fan is her

– She shows a lot of PDA, I feel like she is someone who doesn't care what others think

– She thinks it's funny when you get flustered over a little kiss

– Ok and to finish she is the biggest spoon, she loves to feel in control

▐ Heya my lovely readers! Forgive me for taking so long to write this, I hope yall like it

▐ Sorry if there are any grammatical errors love you guys ♡

★ REQUESTS ARE OPEN ★

- Read this before making a request thanks for reading 🫶

[modelbus]

Hello!! I LOVE your writing, like I’m obsessed! So, I can’t tell if your requests are open, buttt if they are, I would DIE for some fluff turned to angst of a fem!reader who is in a group with cc!Ranboo, cc!Tubbo, cc!Wilbur and cc!Tommy nicknamed the chaos squad by the fandom, where she is the least popular in the group and a rumour spread that shes only in it for the popularity, so they slowly stoped inviting her to streams and vlogs and ghosting her.

it could start with like three two sentence stories about the group (or something), how it was formed just fluffy moments, and then be like “but it didn’t stay like that for long..” and explain why she was subtly kicked from the group before a scene where shes streaming and gets asked about why shes not been in any videos anymore.

PHEW that was ALOT, if its to long you can obviously shorten it or just not do it- but if requests are open and you like the idea, I would love to see something like this!! <3

PS. You are super cool, keep up the amazing work!! (When you want to ofc)

-✨🌌🌙 Anon

Thank you so much! I tried my best to include everything :D This literally took me out of my writing slump

Part 2 :)

Pairing(s): cc!Ranboo, cc!Tubbo, cc!Wilbur and cc!Tommy x Fem!Reader (Platonic)

Cut Chaos

The feeling of belonging was something nearly everyone chased after. After all, being out of place was simply… lonely. And, somehow, you found yourself slotting into the weirdest place in the world.

A handful of stupid friends.

You always found yourself drawn to dumbasses, in the most affectionate way. Like looks for like, you suppose. And shit, did you find some people that could make you cry laughing even on the worst days.

Ranboo, Tubbo, Wilbur, Tommy. Four people that made the sun rise every day, that dragged you out of bed for the stupidest vlogs to ever exist. Fans adored the five of you together so much that you got a group name for the first time in your career: the Chaos Squad.

Truly, it was a fitting name. The things that the five of you got up to, you’re certain no normal sane person would do. But, well, your job as a streamer already set you apart from the category of “normal” a long time ago, so you definitely didn’t mind the messes you got into with them.

From Tommy dragging the group to an abandoned island, saying it’d be fun to try to escape (you fell out of a tree and Wilbur sprained his ankle), to screaming along at Lovejoy concerts, it felt like the five of you were unstoppable.

And God, did you love them. It didn’t matter how many times Ranboo hit his head on things, you’d still laugh. It didn’t matter that you literally passed out from laughing so hard once, you were still happy. Pure, unfiltered love.

The five of you against the world, forever. You could see it, in those sunny days where you grinned so hard your cheeks hurt (they were the first ones to make you do that—the realization only made you grin harder). The perfect idea of happiness.

Was it any wonder things didn’t stay that way, that perfect, for long?

A rumor.

It always seemed to start with one of those, nowadays. A simple murmur among fans that grew and grew, until you were closing out of twitter at 2, 4, 5 AM, debating if you should just delete the app and put your status on “Do Not Disturb.”

You accepted the fact that being a female content creator was going to be a struggle a long time ago. It was a fact, something you knew you couldn’t avoid, especially in gaming. Having rumors about you online wasn’t new. It would never be new, not as long as you were yourself.

But you thought you’d be past caring about them by now. You thought the tight panic that gripped your heart, made it hard to breathe, was a thing of the past. So stupid.

One private account turned into multiple threads, turned into trends on the trending tab.

Everyone thought you were using your friends, the chaos squad as a whole, just to boost your career. To leech off anyone’s subscribers, just for some money in your pocket.

The idea made you sick to your core.

How dare they? How dare they ever think you didn’t genuinely care for the four? That they were anything less than the lightness in your heart, the freedom on your mind?

Rumors.

You ignored them. Even the thought of addressing them made you feel pissed off like you’ve never been before. It was such an absurd idea! At the very least, you knew your friends would see past the hateful people.

Right?

It starts with an unanswered message in the group chat.

Unanswered messages weren’t new. A stray comment tended to get lost in the general mess that the group chat was, so you weren’t concerned. Just laughed to yourself quietly; it wasn’t important anyways, just a photo of a cat you saw.

Until it happened again. And again. Until more of your messages went ignored than responded to, until the group chat had less and less messages each day.

When the first vlog comes out, the process repeats. It’s on Tommy’s channel, of course. Him, Ranboo, Tubbo, and Wilbur. The chaos squad, just without you. It surprised you, because you never even realized they filmed a video, and normally all of you share upcoming videos.

All the warning signs were obvious, and you were too much of a damn fool.

You filmed one vlog with them after that, exploring a supposedly haunted house, before you woke up a month later and realized you hadn’t talked to them in a week.

One week turns into two, two into three, until you’ve realized what’s happened. You were gone, out of the picture. Happiness had slipped through your fingers faster than you could’ve ever comprehended, and now you were in a dark room—literally.

But what could you do? If they didn’t want you, there was nothing you could do to stop the unraveling of your universe.

So you did the same thing you did before them, defaulting back to what was safe: streaming alone.

Today, it’s just a mindless game. Yesterday was the same, and fuck, this isn’t the same anymore. Not when you don’t have Tubbo in the chat sending messages, or Wilbur using Text-To-Speech.

But you’re here, still streaming. Still going, no matter how tempting it is to just shut off your computer and pretend the last months of your life never happened.

There’s always fans though, and if anything cheers you up, it’s them. So your donations are on, allowing them to be read aloud while you play the silly little unpacking game.

“Where am I putting the diploma guys? Where does this go?” You ask, mouse hovering over the virtual object. “Maybe I’ll just put it under the pillow…”

“StarEmojis donated $15! If up is down and yes is no, how many sides does a triangle have?”

“Thank you, but… uh...” You narrow your eyes at the message. “None, it’s a circle?”

Shrugging, you drag the diploma in the game to under the pillow. The riddle sounds familiar, but not one you know the answer to. It sounds like something Wilbur would send in the group chat at 2 in the morning, honestly.

With that thought in mind, your eyes flicker over the user that donated it. StarEmojis. Not Wilbur.

You’re so stupid for hoping. For the jump in your heart, for the frantic searching.

“StarStarMoon donated $20! Why aren’t you in any Chaos Squad videos anymore? Love you!”

Air catches in your lungs, dread swelling in your chest as your hands still on the mouse and keyboard. That shouldn’t have gotten past the moderators, but it did.

And now you have to answer it.

It wasn’t like you could tell the truth: that you weren’t good enough. That even your best friends didn’t believe you over rumors from strangers online.

Any lie would have a chance of getting back to them though. Not that you can imagine them caring, not anymore.

You swallow past the lump in your throat that’s killing you, taking a breath in before answering. One chance to get the fans to move on, one chance to find the impossible balance between the agony inside of you and cool indifference.

“We’re all just busy.” You say, forcing a smile on your face.

It’s true, at least. Everyone is busy. Everyone except you, that’s it.

“Just scheduling problems. Wil- Wilbur has Lovejoy practices and performances.” You stumble over his name. Did you even have the right to call him Wil anymore? “And Tommy is just always busy. He’s the busiest person, I swear.”

Is that true anymore? You don’t know. He used to be, but you used to help force him to take breaks. Was he taking breaks? You’ll never know.

With another forced smile, you give a half-hearted shrug. “So yeah, just busy, don’t worry guys.”

It’s with baited breath that you wait, eyes scanning chat to see if they bought it. From what you’re seeing, they have.

“Now we need to reorganize these clothes, because they’re killing me like this—“

Your discord pings quietly on another monitor, and you scramble to open it. Just your mods apologizing for letting the donation go through. You send a quick message back to them before pushing the donation to the back of your head just like everything relating to the group you’re no longer part of.

What could you do, anyways?

This was out of your control.

[jesswritesthat]

Hello!! I just devoured your Haikyuu masterlist and oh my God I love your writing so so so much. Idk how to explain it but it captures the perfect vibes of serious and goofy just like in the show adjkhgghjh i love ittttt. With that being said, could I pls request dating hcs (pre- and post- timeskip) for Oikawa and Iwazumi in a poly relationship with a female s/o? I loved the kagehina one it was so good I wish there was more. Have a good day and stay hydrated!!!

Thank you so much aakaksmndixk! ♥️ This means a lot to me, so I appreciate you taking the time to write this, and of course keep yourself hydrated too anon.

Hope you enjoy~

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Being in a Poly-relationship with Oikawa Tōru and Iwaizumi Hajime would include:

• You are their wonderful mediator, although usually you are inclined to side with logical Iwa unless Oikawa manages to secretly bribe you (which he tries quite often).

• Oikawa is more affectionate than Iwaizumi, toward both of you. You’ll get tackled with hugs, surprise kisses, and excited stories the second he gets home to wrap his arms around whoever he sees first.

• Iwaizumi leans more to an acts of service kind of love, he’s always doing little things for you guys that help you out in everyday life. Need something picking up? Got it. Forgot to make lunch? It’s already in the fridge. Want to rant? He’s there with an option of listen or solution.

• Oikawa is quite flirty and you offer your own remarks, as does Iwa (who is probably the most flustered by such things).

“How’s the prettiest human in the world?” Hajime is furiously blushing at your remark and barely manages a response.

“I— you—“

“I’m fine (Y/n)-chan, thanks for asking~” Tōru gladly chimes in, Iwa sighs, but smiles all the same.

“Well our dumbass is clearly fine.”

“Yeah, and I guess he is kinda pretty.” You concluded.

“I’m beautiful! How dare you?!”

• Jealous? No of course not! Well… It certainly affects them both but Oikawa is far more open with expressing it by throwing an arm over your shoulder if someone flirts with you or making an obvious comment that you’re his s/o. Iwaizumi on the other hand will nod to check if you’re okay in the situation, if you signal no then he’ll intervene.

• However if an individual is unlucky enough to suffer their combined force, then it’s two tall intimidating athletes either side of you wearing glares harsher than the sun. Yeah, you’re in safe hands.

• Of course you’re not afraid to help them out of situations either. When it’s Oikawa and his fangirls, you or Iwa will drag him away, or act all lovey which brings Torū to you both within seconds whining about missing out.

• If you ever have a problem, you’ve got a variety of contrasting solutions from the pair.

“They what?! Let’s kick their asses (Y/n)-chan!”

“Or talk to them about how you feel and come to a comprise that suits you all. It’s worth a try before the violence Crappykawa.”

If both are a lost cause then you bet the rest of Seijoh get involved courtesy of your boyfriends.

• Nights in with homemade dinner and volleyball matches playing on the TV are frequent, and the two of them are comparing tactics and commenting on various plays.

• They’re grateful for any input, even if it’s laughing at a slip. Also, don’t worry, if Volleyball isn’t your thing then they’ll alternate a match with a movie so you each have something that interests you and you can share the time together regardless.

• If you are interesting or play, Oikawa will be oh so excited to show off show you, and Iwa will come along too. Tōru uses it as an excuse to touch you and correct your form whilst Hajime gets a bit snappy with his behaviour stating that you’re doing perfectly fine.

• Iwaizumi is a great trainer though, yourself and Tōru have learned a lot from him and joked about how he should be a professional in the future. 🤭

• It gets harder when you all separate across the world. However, you have a group chat for the majority of contact and video calling. Oikawa uses it as an emoji dump and is definitely the most expressive texter out of the three of you.

• Naturally you travel the world a lot to visit one another, often times making into a slight competition. You take a selfie kissing Iwaizumis lips with the two of holding peace signs and send it to Oikawa.

[ (Y/n): Guess who made it to California first loser! ♥️ ]

[ Tōru: Bitch. It’s still 4–3-3 to me btw 😝 ]

[ (Y/n): I’m catching up, I’ll be enjoying my reward until you get here! We love you! ]

• Other times instead of visiting your resident countries, you’ll choose a location and all meet there for a holiday when you can. You often converge at the airport or hotel, sometimes crafting stupid signs for the other to find you quicker.

• It also comes in handy when travelling as you have a combination of Japanese, Spanish, English, and your languages under you belts. Hearing the other converse in their alternative languages is admittedly really cool and you all have random bilingual conversations sometimes to keep it refreshed.

• The Olympics is where their ongoing rivalry gets entertaining, you’re cornered by the pair in one of the many hallways.

“So my beautiful little lover, who are you cheering for? It’s me isn’t it~”

“Shut up dumbass, (Y/n) can pick whoever they want, and Japan is the right choice.”

• However your response shocks them, and gives them a little nostalgia.

“I didn’t come here to see who wins, I came to watch both teams lose~”

“Wha— oh my god!” Tōru remembers it from high school, and so does Hajime.

“Jeez, you’ve been hanging around Shittykawa too long. You’ll have to spend more time on my side of the bed at this rate.”

“Iwa-chan no! This is so unfair!”

“Don’t worry, when you both draw I’ll make you food, cuddle, and cheer you up any way I can.” You happily elaborate, the two of them enamoured by you as always.

“I mean… I’ll still crush you but at least losing has a perk now huh.” Iwa shrugs, Oikawa unwittingly agreeing.

“True, but like you say, I’m going to eliminate you so we’ll see.”

• Even so, as they competed you were grateful for the VIP tickets and accommodation during the Olympics. As an added bonus you got to travel the city with your two favourite people in the world.

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[ Masterlist ]

[ask-basil-omori]

specially for the anon

he asked /j (he didnt im just being silly with the power of art)

i didnt know what pose to draw snuy in so he's just... standing there like a dumbass <333 (affectionate ofc)

( @sunnyroleplayblog )

[sprunki-hcs]

Vineria and Wenda are FREAKS together!!!! Sesbian lex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They are very affectionate in public, grooming eachother and singing at eachother. Due to them being Sprunkis.. this is the equivalent of them making out in public

Vineria, when horror models events happened, ran and hid with Wenda, Pinki, Oren, Tunner and OWAKCX

This was a mistake on everyone's part.

Tunner killed himself before he could be hurt like the others, thinking it was a less gruesome fate. (Dumbass forgot that they can't die)

Wenda ended up maiming most of them, but took her time with Vineria, holding her close as she cried into her. Wenda didn't know the plants would hurt her like that, so just before Wenda was planning to kill Vineria, she finds her partner bleeding and sobbing on the floor, covering her eyes

Also known as

TOXIC YURI!!!!

Vineria, after being harmed so badly by the horror events, was spared by Wenda. Wenda "protects" her via isolation, essentially making a pack with only her, Pinki and Oren.

Wenda views her sparing of Vineria as a blessing. Vineria views it as a punishment.

ANYWAY

I love lesbians!!

- The same anon who thinks that alot of Sprunkis are age regressors.. I forgot my sign off :(

🎶.

[anystalker707]

Water Water Fruit

Pairing: Portgas D. Ace x [gender neutral] Reader Words: ~ 1 100 Summary: Ace finds out you actually got a Devil Fruit after he falls from the ship straight into the sea. Tags: He's a dumbass (affectionate) / Kinda male implied reader, if you squint

Requested by - Enby Anon - "Ace is my favorite so can you please do a (male or non-binary) Reader that’s a water logia? (...)"

MASTERLIST

          You furrowed your eyebrows a little as you looked at your stuff that’d been previously organized, but Ace probably snuck around during your quick break to the bathroom then to the kitchen because everyone else at the crew knew better than to mess with your things aside from your dumbass boyfriend. Your role in assisting to keep track of the crew’s journey wasn’t big, but it still had certain importance, so you’d love your job not to be disturbed, but at the moment, you were more worried about finishing it rather than dealing with Ace’s sleepy ass.

It was later in the day that you found Ace, having finished your job for the day and while most of the rest of the crew was off to their own duties, so the ship seemed quite calm for now, with the deck practically empty. Ace leaned back against the railing as he watched the sea distractedly, probably about to fall asleep again—you never know when it’s gonna happen—when you step closer.

“Ace!” You pinned him to the railing, with a hand by each of his sides.

He hummed a little in surprise then looked at you with a grin and red-tinted cheeks. “Hi, love!”

“How many times do I have to tell you not to go through my stuff?” You raise an eyebrow at him, pressing closer to put emphasis to your words. “Listen, I can’t get the notes out of order!”

“Eh? Who says I was messing with it again?” Ace pouted, tilting his head in a clueless manner you would’ve just held him harmless if you didn’t know him any better.

You scoffed, sweat-dropping as you shook your head and brought a hand up to hold his jaw. “I don’t want it happening again, okay?”

Ace groaned something out in response, but you just rolled your eyes and brought him closer; you only pecked his lips at first, shortly and sweetly, before you could actually kiss him. The hand on his jaw went up to his head, taking his hat and placing it on your head instead, something he only noticed after taking a good look at you after pulling away.

“Oi! (Y/n)!” Ace reached for his hat only for you to take a step back, grinning as you held it in place. “(Y/n)!”

“Nuh huh!” The steps you take away from him soon turn into running, leaving behind Ace shouting for his hat while you chase away from him, not even bothering to contain the chuckles that escape your lips. Despite the complaints, Ace still chases you, giving little regard to what or who he runs over. “C’mon, Fire Fist! How are you beating any enemy up while being this slow?” You laughed, holding the hat over your head, and leaned back against the railing, almost being caught if you didn’t walk away just in time.

“(Y/n)!” Ace said, stretching the name out as he lost his balance, unable to stop in time and just flying over the railing. He fell to the sea with a loud splashing sound that made you gasp and attracted the attention of a few other people nearby.

“Oh, hell, Ace!” You clicked your tongue, leaning over the railing, but there was no sight of him among the disturbed water. His hat was tossed to the side before you could stand on the railing and jump into the sea as well, turning into water just before you hit the surface, becoming one with the sea for the first time in a rather long while.

Thankfully, Ace hadn’t gone that deep into the water, struggling against the current to go back to the surface, which you effortlessly helped him out with. Water sputtered out among Ace’s coughs, he was still looking around disoriented until a rope landing nearby brought him back to reality; he looked up at the heads peeking from the side of the ship. That was... weird. He wasn’t swimming, but he wasn’t drowning either. Well, everything was okay as long as he didn’t die, so he just grasped onto the rope before starting to climb back into the ship.

“That really scared me!” Ace stepped on the deck again with a sigh, clicking his tongue at how his favorite shorts and boots were now soaking wet. “Well, fuck. Look at what you’ve done, (y/n)— (Y/n)? Where are they?” He furrowed his eyebrows as he looked around until nodding at one of the people that’d gathered around, most of them having already dispersed around once they noticed Ace was alright, but there wasn’t even time for an answer.

“Whoa, Ace!” You said as if on cue, struggling a little to jump over the railing, and stumbled back on the deck with heavy breaths whilst holding on the railing for support. “You scared me, y’know that?”

Ace put his hands on his hips, shaking his head a little. “Hey, where did you come from?”

“Where did I come from?” You furrowed your eyebrows as you took off your soaked shirt and tossed it on one of the barrels. “I just saved you, fire boy!”

“Saved me?” He scratched the back of his head.

“Yeah!” With a chuckle, you allowed your hand to turn into water, bringing his hat back to your head with a wave. “Did you think you could suddenly swim or something?”

Ace’s eyes were wide as his mouth hung open, just compelling you to laugh more. “Are you not human? Do you have a secret?” He approached you, holding onto your hand to inspect it from close up, and gasped when you turned it back into water for a second. Dummy.

“It’s not that! And it’s also not a secret, I didn’t hide it! Never did!” You clicked your tongue, taking the hat off your head with your free hand to place it on his. “It just never really came up, and you just never happened to see me using my Devil Fruit powers!”

“Oh?” Ace arched an eyebrow.

“Water Water Fruit!” You grinned proudly. “If you think, it’s the exact opposite to yours, right?”

“Well, yeah...” He mumbled as he nodded, falling silent for a long moment until he cracked a grin. “That’s actually very nice, love! Do you think we could train some combined attacks at some point?”

Something stirred in your chest with the way Ace got all excited, hence you couldn’t help but mirror his manners, nodding frantically. It wasn’t that you expected a bad reaction from Ace regarding this, but the fact he was always happy for you and proud of you even for the littlest things always hit differently. “Of course!” You laughed, bouncing a little as you hugged him before locking your lips together in a deep kiss that he clearly didn’t expect, leaving Ace all flustered and red while you dragged him to take a shower and get some dry clothes.

.𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟.

[animentality]

Gortash is such a smiley lovestruck idiot at his own coronation when Durge shows up and I have to wonder. Is it because he’s just so happy to see them again after not realising what he had until it was gone that all bets are off and, pretence be damned, he’s not wasting a minute of this second chance pretending Durge doesn’t make him the happiest evil bastard alive? Or did he ever let himself be a smiley lovestruck idiot around Durge before losing them too? Like do you think there was ever a moment before Durge went missing where Gortash was holding their face close to his and trying to kiss them but he couldn’t because he just could not stop smiling like dumbass over how genuinely in love happy this freak of nature Bhaalspawn has him. Did Durge ever have to try and process this — to look back at this guy giving them the dopiest grin and have to try and understand that it’s for them? Because of them? They, the Dark Urge, scion of Bhaal, prince of murder, are the one making Enver Gortash smile like a fool? Making someone not miserable, but happy? Or, oh god, did Gortash ever reduce Durge to a smiley lovestruck idiot themself?? Both of them, having to pause in the middle of making out to just cling to each other and laugh (or god forbid, giggle) because they BOTH can’t stop smiling? These two crazy evil fucks both genuinely giving each other nerves and butterflies and joy? Like we know they made each other insane but how much of it showed on their faces? Just how embarrassing was this relationship?????

ANON, your message had me giggling and kicking up my feet.

I think Gortash is naturally affable and warm, but to the Dark Urge specifically, he is being HONESTLY affectionate. We know he swept Jannath off her feet and was disgusting with Franc Peartree, but he would've been absolutely vile with the Dark Urge.

I would like to imagine these two laughably evil bitches being gross and soft with one another, but I don't know. They were definitely rough fucking in the alley, but were they ever sweet?

Did they ever use pet names or giggle or be silly?

I sort of lean towards no...but I can imagine them quietly, in a dignified, solemn manner, hugging each other close.

Not daring to speak aloud that which is forbidden, but they know it, they keep it between themselves anyway.

Hmmmm...

But.

But you know...

The way he greets you isn't an act. He seems to not know if you do have your memories, so I think he just acts like that towards you normally. Which means maybe he and the Dark Urge WERE very touchy feely and nasty in public.

But there is a lot of potential in the idea that maybe he did know you probably had lost your memories.

And he was relieved, because he's getting his love back, but even better, they can start over.

He can be warmer with them than he ever was before. He can present this as the norm.

He's so happy to see you because it's been too long, because he didn't know what he had until he lost you, and he needs you to know how much you mattered to him, but he's also just, so exhilarated, by the idea of a fresh start.

Hence, calling you a sight for sore eyes.

Calling you his favorite assassin.

Calling you brilliant and a genius.

Saying you'll be good for each other.

Being like an inch off from seizing you into a hug or fucking you.

It's just- ARGH.

Your entire ask rattled in my brain and I had to stare at it for a bit. Sorry for the delay.

[aihoshiino]

Seeing that ask about the movie being now Aqua's is kinda ironic because there's this one video they released celebrating Onk's ending and the movie arc part clearly seemed framed as Ai's story lmao. It was Ruby and Aqua reconciling as both their previous counterparts but also as family (fk that incest shit and kiss, they don't exist to me, i do not see) and moving on together to create this piece for their dead mother to honour her. Yes they made a shortcut of it obviously so we kind of skimmed through what really happened, but I wished so much that this was the REAL thing we had gotten in the manga...a moment for the whole Hoshino family to finally come together in understanding Ai

I'm still bitter we didn't get the promised movie about Ai, even as the series ended already. I love Hikaru and all but man...when did the plan change? I hope the anime handles it better at the very least

If you haven't seen it yet, anon is talking about this music video celebrating the end of the manga! I genuinely recommend watching it, it's both fun on its own and gave me a lot of soft fond catharsis about this dumbass (affectionate) manga

It really is a shame that 15YL ended up as such a wet fart of a plot point because it really SHOULD have been such a good avenue for Aqua and Ruby to work through their shit together. Ruby even says herself that the movie was being made (in her mind) as a way of helping her family move on from the tragedy of Ai's death and start heading towards the future but we never really get that. At best, we get Ruby starting the process of deconstructing her idealization-and-idolization of Ai as she empathizes with her as a person but that's only the start of what should've been a longer process of her properly coming to terms with her 14+ years of The Ai In Her Head not being the same as the one that existed in reality and that being okay because what truly matters is that Ai loved her.

Aqua doesn't even really get to start that process even though it's telegraphed so hard. If I like... squint and tilt my head I can MAYBE see it being one of the things that contributes to his fate (i.e, his inability to let go of his idealization of Sarina -> Ruby & Ai leading him to sacrifice himself on their behalf) but it ultimately really just feels like half assery lol

[hughiecampbelle]

Succession Preference: Baby Being A Happy Drunk

Requested: 3rd preference: how each sibling would react if their baby sibling (reader) was a happy, giggely, affectionate drunk - anon

A/N: This is so cute!!! I tell everyone I love them when I'm drunk lol. Baby Roy being a happy, giggly, affectionate drunk is definitely something the Roys need in their life, like desperately lol!!! Thank you for requesting my love!!! Feedback is always appreciated!!! 💜💜💜

Connor loves to see you so happy. He can't remember the last time he say you smile so much, laughing til you can't breathe. He doesn't love that it's because of a little liquid courage, but that's never hurt anyone, right? You give him lots of hugs and compliments, you thank him for taking care of you, for being like a farther to you. He assures you you were a pleasure to raise, that he loves you more than life itself, while also holding you up so you don't fall over. He knows when you've had too much and it's time to go home when you start to tell strangers they're your best friends, that you love them, etc. When he brings you home and tucks you into bed, you're giggling so much you make him laugh. Your affectionate side shines through when you're not afraid of what anyone will think or do. He wishes you could show this part of yourself freely, without booze. That you let your giggly, positive, affectionate side win sometimes, that you didn't think you had to play some character just to be liked or respected.

Kendall thinks it's hilarious. When he drinks, he can go one of three ways: he can be sad, existential drunk, a confrontational, argumentative drunk, or a silly, happy drunk. When he's around you, he gets happy too. You guys go back and forth with the dumbest knock knock jokes ever said. You tell one another how important and smart and kind they are. You tell him that he was always a good big brother and he reminds you that you are a joy of a baby sibling. You're annoying and overwhelming to be around, but you don't care, you're in your own world just the two of you. You're both terribly giggly, laughing at nothing until tears run down your cheeks. You don't always remember it, but you know and you Ken shared a lot of joy, a lot of happiness, that you're not normally allowed to do. Anyone trying to wrangle you home or trying to get you to be serious knows it's a losing battle. There's no way to stop the fits of giggles.

Shiv is thoroughly entertained. She learned you were like this first when you were a teenager. The first time you drank, really drank, was at some party your father was hosting. He demanded that Shiv take you upstairs and away from everyone when he realized just how drunk you were. You're all smiles, giggling as your sister tries to lead you up the stairs towards your bedroom. what is wrong with you? She asks, though she can't help but smile. She's never seen you so giggly. She gets you to the bed, expecting you to fall back, but instead you fall into her, hugging her with all your drunken strength. She stands there, stunned, for a moment, before rubbing your back. You tell her you love her so much, that you wouldn't be who you are and where you are without her, your big sister. She nods, knowing when you wake up and remember all this you'll get embarrassed. You weren't one to show your affections sober. This would make the heat rush to your face when you realized. You only went to bed when she told you she loved you, too and listed off reasons why like you had with her. Since then, she's always felt a need to protect this tipsy version of you. You're vulnerable in a hard, spiky, ruthless world.

Roman can't stand it. The affection makes him uncomfortable. He doesn't want a million hugs, he doesn't want to be told I love you over and over, he doesn't want to be reminded of all the affections he wasn't given growing up. When it is just him and you, and you're giggly and happy and silly, he becomes very deflective, very defensive. You're a dumbass you know that? You look ridiculous. No one wants to be around you when you drink. Thank God you have me, Saint Roman, to sober you up. No I don't wanna hear your joke. You should have stopped drinking three glasses ago. See Kendall? Why don't you go bother him. No, no it's not a good idea to hug Dad. He loves you, in his own way. You're his baby sibling, after all, but this is too much. He doesn't mean it in a mean way, but he definitely avoids you when you drink when he can. Let the others take care of you. He'll wait til you're sober and more reserved and less silly to be with you, in your life.