#dumbass anon (affectionate)

[insanescriptist]

Soooo, how religious is Umei in general? Because I can't decide if some of her writing is purposeful Christian Propaganda or just happens to rub me that way

It's not purposeful Christian Propaganda; that's a whole lot more blatant. At least what I've seen about it. And annoying, obviously. Some movies so so bad because of it. (Izzy's mom has the habit of technically watching whatever movie YT tosses up and some have been choices, to say the least. There have been so many Hallmarks I've listened to while she's visiting.)

It's probably rubbing you that way because of previous exposure to such; likely a negative experience if you're also American because boy, some American Christians (denomination unspecified) are obnoxious and a hateful lot. Which is very much more evidence that the very vocal American Christians lost the plot ages ago. Which is true if you care to trace back the various faith movements in the protestant church and how that's effected politics and business over time.

Umei's British and the British Protestant Church cleaves a lot closer to Catholicism than American protestant churches. At least from what I know historically about them; I haven't really researched modern British Protestant church movements. And even what I know of the American stuff is still rather surface level.

Still you also gotta remember, what Umei's writing fictional character(s) who are religious, of a Christian flavor. That's going to show in how they act, think, behave and say.

If you write a religious character who finds strength in their piety and uses their faith to shape magic and has positive and affirming interactions with other people who also share that faith? Yeah, it's going to sound vaguely like religious propaganda. It's kind of baked in. Religious propaganda is written into any institutionalized faith such as most forms of Christianity, so as to keep the faith going and growing and the institution that promotes said faith, growing and in power.

And if it still bothers you, may the force be with you. ♥

And now I'm going to be really bitchy in the tags

[blu-ish]

AAAAAAAAAAAA!! I LOVE YOU!

I wasn’t expecting you to answer let alone draw the ask out, I can imagine your ask box is quite full. I adore the little flower shop family, THEM FLIRTING IB SICH AN OBVIOUS AND EXTREME way was so funny, ajdhdhdk you’re amazing.

Thank you so much I will cherish this forever!

WEEEEEE IM SO SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT!!! YOUR ASK INSPIRED ME SM I HAD TO DRAW IT OUT!!! YOUR BRAIN IS AMAZING HSJSHSJSH

[jonathanbyersphd]

Ngl I have thought before about a Twilight AU where Nancy moves to a small rainy town for college after her family falls apart when her brother dies jumping off of a cliff, and she's grieving but trying to move on and becomes enamored with the quiet, pretty boy in a couple of her night classes (and the journalist in her is curious about how mysterious he is). But then she starts to see Mike and thinks that she's losing her mind, only to find out that her little brother was turned into a vampire and Jonathan is one too, and they're part of the same coven due to Jonathan's little brother who turned Mike. (Will is the Alice in this scenario and he saw visions of Mike dying, he got to him at the quarry but not soon enough to stop him from getting fatal injuries so he had to turn him).

Yes Exactly! Like I love this! The found family of the Hopper-Byers family and they're just a bunch of vampires??? AMAZING 10/10

[bennydwight]

How excited are you to see TGAMM tackle the concept of periods and don’t you think it’s inevitable that soccer moms will cry on the bird app about it like they did with Turning Red and Baymax?

I am DISPROPORTIONATELY JAZZED for the period episode!! When I read the plot outlines, that one made me physically wiggle with glee. Disney is awful and pandering with a lot of representation (i.e, the repeating First Ever Gay Disney Character), but so far it's still one-upping all other production companies with normalizing periods. A thing I've noticed in TGAMM particularly is how they note a lot of issues in a way that impacts the characters while also being casual and non-preachy about it. Like, already there are episodes that organically bring attention to student loan debt, light pollution, and the inflation of medical care. I'm very excited to see how the writers make the concept about Molly and her friends, rather than making the period itself the star of the episode.

Soccer moms can cry all they want on the bird app, that's why I won't touch that junk with a ten-foot pole. Refusing to talk to your kid about periods won't stop them from getting it, Karen 🤷‍♀️

(And tbh, the way I'm treating season one, it won't matter if they all scream 'DON'T LET YOUR KIDS WATCH IT' because I'll be watching it enough on repeat to count for at least six people. No views lost here, baby)

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

idk why, but im utterly obsessed with bakugo and his s.o calling each other butt face instead of those "sweet" callsigns like baby, love etc.. UGHH IM SO INLOVE W HIM IT HURTS

PLEEAAASEE i love this too anon and i KNOW he gets so pressed about it.

i'm very much of a believer that katsuki is a "it's only funny when i do it" typa person. which means he can call you poopy buttface shit head moron and so on,,but the moment you do it’s a problem smh.

i also see this vividly tbh and i find it adooooooorable i dunno don’t look at mee. like katsuki playfully addressing you as shit head while ruffling your hair, so you shoot back with a dick cheese and “who the fuck is dick cheese ? you wanna go, dimwit ?!” and then woops you’re play fighting n wrestling now.

your friends don’t really get the vision tho, but you both do and you like it. so honestly yall don’t really care🤷🏾‍♀️

if katsuki feels INCREDIBLY annoying that day he’ll call you his little insult. “my little dumbass”, “my little shit head” stuff like that. it’s meant to be affectionate but it’s also meant to piss you the fuck off lmfao he’s insufferable.

[alldoll3dup]

Hello there! I loved your Rosie headcanons! Can you do the same romantic headcanons for Velvette (HH) with fem!reader? I just love her sm 😭😭 thank you in advance!

- 🥀

▐ Hello there anon! Of course I just love Velvette and her somewhat provocative personality, I'm going to love writing this

໑୧﹒★﹒Velvette x FEM!Reader - Headcanon's ᰍ﹒∿

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 - Romantic headcanon's for our dear Velvette

𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 - Hazbin Hotel

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 - FEM!Reader, swearing, jealousy, fluff

– So to start, my biggest headcanon for Velvette is that she she teases you all the time

– You don't have a second of peace with her, she loves to irritate you and then say something like

"What's the matter darlin'? We can sort this out later okay?~"

– She flirts a lot, especially at inappropriate times, she thinks it's very funny and a little cute when you blush because of something she said

– She mixes insults with compliments

– She uses cute nicknames too, but only when she's making fun of you or wants to try to be more affectionate

– When someone makes her jealous, she literally humiliates the person in front of you so you think that person is pathetic (and it works)

– She gossips a lot with you, after all she knows all the news and of course you have to know

– On the day of the overlords meeting she told you horrible things about Carmilla and of course you had to agree with her

– She loves when you create new hairstyles for her hair, even the craziest ones

– She's a total brat and makes a big deal out of anything

– If you two fight, her ego will NEVER allow her to apologize, you will have to do it first (It would take her a long time to accept the apology)

– She takes photos of you all the time (sometimes even photos of you distracted for no reason)

– Velvette thinks you are very beautiful and you have appeared in several of her fashion shows and always in the best clothes

– And when talking about clothes, she puts together looks for you all the time

– For me, Velvette is a very good designer, so she always draws you in the outfits she desings

– Defends you a lot she's like "Excuse me your dumbass she asked for no pickles"

– She loves grabbing your waist at random moments, the biggest waist fan is her

– She shows a lot of PDA, I feel like she is someone who doesn't care what others think

– She thinks it's funny when you get flustered over a little kiss

– Ok and to finish she is the biggest spoon, she loves to feel in control

▐ Heya my lovely readers! Forgive me for taking so long to write this, I hope yall like it

▐ Sorry if there are any grammatical errors love you guys ♡

★ REQUESTS ARE OPEN ★

- Read this before making a request thanks for reading 🫶

[modelbus]

Hello!! I LOVE your writing, like I’m obsessed! So, I can’t tell if your requests are open, buttt if they are, I would DIE for some fluff turned to angst of a fem!reader who is in a group with cc!Ranboo, cc!Tubbo, cc!Wilbur and cc!Tommy nicknamed the chaos squad by the fandom, where she is the least popular in the group and a rumour spread that shes only in it for the popularity, so they slowly stoped inviting her to streams and vlogs and ghosting her.

it could start with like three two sentence stories about the group (or something), how it was formed just fluffy moments, and then be like “but it didn’t stay like that for long..” and explain why she was subtly kicked from the group before a scene where shes streaming and gets asked about why shes not been in any videos anymore.

PHEW that was ALOT, if its to long you can obviously shorten it or just not do it- but if requests are open and you like the idea, I would love to see something like this!! <3

PS. You are super cool, keep up the amazing work!! (When you want to ofc)

-✨🌌🌙 Anon

Thank you so much! I tried my best to include everything :D This literally took me out of my writing slump

Part 2 :)

Pairing(s): cc!Ranboo, cc!Tubbo, cc!Wilbur and cc!Tommy x Fem!Reader (Platonic)

Cut Chaos

The feeling of belonging was something nearly everyone chased after. After all, being out of place was simply… lonely. And, somehow, you found yourself slotting into the weirdest place in the world.

A handful of stupid friends.

You always found yourself drawn to dumbasses, in the most affectionate way. Like looks for like, you suppose. And shit, did you find some people that could make you cry laughing even on the worst days.

Ranboo, Tubbo, Wilbur, Tommy. Four people that made the sun rise every day, that dragged you out of bed for the stupidest vlogs to ever exist. Fans adored the five of you together so much that you got a group name for the first time in your career: the Chaos Squad.

Truly, it was a fitting name. The things that the five of you got up to, you’re certain no normal sane person would do. But, well, your job as a streamer already set you apart from the category of “normal” a long time ago, so you definitely didn’t mind the messes you got into with them.

From Tommy dragging the group to an abandoned island, saying it’d be fun to try to escape (you fell out of a tree and Wilbur sprained his ankle), to screaming along at Lovejoy concerts, it felt like the five of you were unstoppable.

And God, did you love them. It didn’t matter how many times Ranboo hit his head on things, you’d still laugh. It didn’t matter that you literally passed out from laughing so hard once, you were still happy. Pure, unfiltered love.

The five of you against the world, forever. You could see it, in those sunny days where you grinned so hard your cheeks hurt (they were the first ones to make you do that—the realization only made you grin harder). The perfect idea of happiness.

Was it any wonder things didn’t stay that way, that perfect, for long?

A rumor.

It always seemed to start with one of those, nowadays. A simple murmur among fans that grew and grew, until you were closing out of twitter at 2, 4, 5 AM, debating if you should just delete the app and put your status on “Do Not Disturb.”

You accepted the fact that being a female content creator was going to be a struggle a long time ago. It was a fact, something you knew you couldn’t avoid, especially in gaming. Having rumors about you online wasn’t new. It would never be new, not as long as you were yourself.

But you thought you’d be past caring about them by now. You thought the tight panic that gripped your heart, made it hard to breathe, was a thing of the past. So stupid.

One private account turned into multiple threads, turned into trends on the trending tab.

Everyone thought you were using your friends, the chaos squad as a whole, just to boost your career. To leech off anyone’s subscribers, just for some money in your pocket.

The idea made you sick to your core.

How dare they? How dare they ever think you didn’t genuinely care for the four? That they were anything less than the lightness in your heart, the freedom on your mind?

Rumors.

You ignored them. Even the thought of addressing them made you feel pissed off like you’ve never been before. It was such an absurd idea! At the very least, you knew your friends would see past the hateful people.

Right?

It starts with an unanswered message in the group chat.

Unanswered messages weren’t new. A stray comment tended to get lost in the general mess that the group chat was, so you weren’t concerned. Just laughed to yourself quietly; it wasn’t important anyways, just a photo of a cat you saw.

Until it happened again. And again. Until more of your messages went ignored than responded to, until the group chat had less and less messages each day.

When the first vlog comes out, the process repeats. It’s on Tommy’s channel, of course. Him, Ranboo, Tubbo, and Wilbur. The chaos squad, just without you. It surprised you, because you never even realized they filmed a video, and normally all of you share upcoming videos.

All the warning signs were obvious, and you were too much of a damn fool.

You filmed one vlog with them after that, exploring a supposedly haunted house, before you woke up a month later and realized you hadn’t talked to them in a week.

One week turns into two, two into three, until you’ve realized what’s happened. You were gone, out of the picture. Happiness had slipped through your fingers faster than you could’ve ever comprehended, and now you were in a dark room—literally.

But what could you do? If they didn’t want you, there was nothing you could do to stop the unraveling of your universe.

So you did the same thing you did before them, defaulting back to what was safe: streaming alone.

Today, it’s just a mindless game. Yesterday was the same, and fuck, this isn’t the same anymore. Not when you don’t have Tubbo in the chat sending messages, or Wilbur using Text-To-Speech.

But you’re here, still streaming. Still going, no matter how tempting it is to just shut off your computer and pretend the last months of your life never happened.

There’s always fans though, and if anything cheers you up, it’s them. So your donations are on, allowing them to be read aloud while you play the silly little unpacking game.

“Where am I putting the diploma guys? Where does this go?” You ask, mouse hovering over the virtual object. “Maybe I’ll just put it under the pillow…”

“StarEmojis donated $15! If up is down and yes is no, how many sides does a triangle have?”

“Thank you, but… uh...” You narrow your eyes at the message. “None, it’s a circle?”

Shrugging, you drag the diploma in the game to under the pillow. The riddle sounds familiar, but not one you know the answer to. It sounds like something Wilbur would send in the group chat at 2 in the morning, honestly.

With that thought in mind, your eyes flicker over the user that donated it. StarEmojis. Not Wilbur.

You’re so stupid for hoping. For the jump in your heart, for the frantic searching.

“StarStarMoon donated $20! Why aren’t you in any Chaos Squad videos anymore? Love you!”

Air catches in your lungs, dread swelling in your chest as your hands still on the mouse and keyboard. That shouldn’t have gotten past the moderators, but it did.

And now you have to answer it.

It wasn’t like you could tell the truth: that you weren’t good enough. That even your best friends didn’t believe you over rumors from strangers online.

Any lie would have a chance of getting back to them though. Not that you can imagine them caring, not anymore.

You swallow past the lump in your throat that’s killing you, taking a breath in before answering. One chance to get the fans to move on, one chance to find the impossible balance between the agony inside of you and cool indifference.

“We’re all just busy.” You say, forcing a smile on your face.

It’s true, at least. Everyone is busy. Everyone except you, that’s it.

“Just scheduling problems. Wil- Wilbur has Lovejoy practices and performances.” You stumble over his name. Did you even have the right to call him Wil anymore? “And Tommy is just always busy. He’s the busiest person, I swear.”

Is that true anymore? You don’t know. He used to be, but you used to help force him to take breaks. Was he taking breaks? You’ll never know.

With another forced smile, you give a half-hearted shrug. “So yeah, just busy, don’t worry guys.”

It’s with baited breath that you wait, eyes scanning chat to see if they bought it. From what you’re seeing, they have.

“Now we need to reorganize these clothes, because they’re killing me like this—“

Your discord pings quietly on another monitor, and you scramble to open it. Just your mods apologizing for letting the donation go through. You send a quick message back to them before pushing the donation to the back of your head just like everything relating to the group you’re no longer part of.

What could you do, anyways?

This was out of your control.

[jesswritesthat]

Hello!! I just devoured your Haikyuu masterlist and oh my God I love your writing so so so much. Idk how to explain it but it captures the perfect vibes of serious and goofy just like in the show adjkhgghjh i love ittttt. With that being said, could I pls request dating hcs (pre- and post- timeskip) for Oikawa and Iwazumi in a poly relationship with a female s/o? I loved the kagehina one it was so good I wish there was more. Have a good day and stay hydrated!!!

Thank you so much aakaksmndixk! ♥️ This means a lot to me, so I appreciate you taking the time to write this, and of course keep yourself hydrated too anon.

Hope you enjoy~

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Being in a Poly-relationship with Oikawa Tōru and Iwaizumi Hajime would include:

• You are their wonderful mediator, although usually you are inclined to side with logical Iwa unless Oikawa manages to secretly bribe you (which he tries quite often).

• Oikawa is more affectionate than Iwaizumi, toward both of you. You’ll get tackled with hugs, surprise kisses, and excited stories the second he gets home to wrap his arms around whoever he sees first.

• Iwaizumi leans more to an acts of service kind of love, he’s always doing little things for you guys that help you out in everyday life. Need something picking up? Got it. Forgot to make lunch? It’s already in the fridge. Want to rant? He’s there with an option of listen or solution.

• Oikawa is quite flirty and you offer your own remarks, as does Iwa (who is probably the most flustered by such things).

“How’s the prettiest human in the world?” Hajime is furiously blushing at your remark and barely manages a response.

“I— you—“

“I’m fine (Y/n)-chan, thanks for asking~” Tōru gladly chimes in, Iwa sighs, but smiles all the same.

“Well our dumbass is clearly fine.”

“Yeah, and I guess he is kinda pretty.” You concluded.

“I’m beautiful! How dare you?!”

• Jealous? No of course not! Well… It certainly affects them both but Oikawa is far more open with expressing it by throwing an arm over your shoulder if someone flirts with you or making an obvious comment that you’re his s/o. Iwaizumi on the other hand will nod to check if you’re okay in the situation, if you signal no then he’ll intervene.

• However if an individual is unlucky enough to suffer their combined force, then it’s two tall intimidating athletes either side of you wearing glares harsher than the sun. Yeah, you’re in safe hands.

• Of course you’re not afraid to help them out of situations either. When it’s Oikawa and his fangirls, you or Iwa will drag him away, or act all lovey which brings Torū to you both within seconds whining about missing out.

• If you ever have a problem, you’ve got a variety of contrasting solutions from the pair.

“They what?! Let’s kick their asses (Y/n)-chan!”

“Or talk to them about how you feel and come to a comprise that suits you all. It’s worth a try before the violence Crappykawa.”

If both are a lost cause then you bet the rest of Seijoh get involved courtesy of your boyfriends.

• Nights in with homemade dinner and volleyball matches playing on the TV are frequent, and the two of them are comparing tactics and commenting on various plays.

• They’re grateful for any input, even if it’s laughing at a slip. Also, don’t worry, if Volleyball isn’t your thing then they’ll alternate a match with a movie so you each have something that interests you and you can share the time together regardless.

• If you are interesting or play, Oikawa will be oh so excited to show off show you, and Iwa will come along too. Tōru uses it as an excuse to touch you and correct your form whilst Hajime gets a bit snappy with his behaviour stating that you’re doing perfectly fine.

• Iwaizumi is a great trainer though, yourself and Tōru have learned a lot from him and joked about how he should be a professional in the future. 🤭

• It gets harder when you all separate across the world. However, you have a group chat for the majority of contact and video calling. Oikawa uses it as an emoji dump and is definitely the most expressive texter out of the three of you.

• Naturally you travel the world a lot to visit one another, often times making into a slight competition. You take a selfie kissing Iwaizumis lips with the two of holding peace signs and send it to Oikawa.

[ (Y/n): Guess who made it to California first loser! ♥️ ]

[ Tōru: Bitch. It’s still 4–3-3 to me btw 😝 ]

[ (Y/n): I’m catching up, I’ll be enjoying my reward until you get here! We love you! ]

• Other times instead of visiting your resident countries, you’ll choose a location and all meet there for a holiday when you can. You often converge at the airport or hotel, sometimes crafting stupid signs for the other to find you quicker.

• It also comes in handy when travelling as you have a combination of Japanese, Spanish, English, and your languages under you belts. Hearing the other converse in their alternative languages is admittedly really cool and you all have random bilingual conversations sometimes to keep it refreshed.

• The Olympics is where their ongoing rivalry gets entertaining, you’re cornered by the pair in one of the many hallways.

“So my beautiful little lover, who are you cheering for? It’s me isn’t it~”

“Shut up dumbass, (Y/n) can pick whoever they want, and Japan is the right choice.”

• However your response shocks them, and gives them a little nostalgia.

“I didn’t come here to see who wins, I came to watch both teams lose~”

“Wha— oh my god!” Tōru remembers it from high school, and so does Hajime.

“Jeez, you’ve been hanging around Shittykawa too long. You’ll have to spend more time on my side of the bed at this rate.”

“Iwa-chan no! This is so unfair!”

“Don’t worry, when you both draw I’ll make you food, cuddle, and cheer you up any way I can.” You happily elaborate, the two of them enamoured by you as always.

“I mean… I’ll still crush you but at least losing has a perk now huh.” Iwa shrugs, Oikawa unwittingly agreeing.

“True, but like you say, I’m going to eliminate you so we’ll see.”

• Even so, as they competed you were grateful for the VIP tickets and accommodation during the Olympics. As an added bonus you got to travel the city with your two favourite people in the world.

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[ Masterlist ]

[ask-basil-omori]

specially for the anon

he asked /j (he didnt im just being silly with the power of art)

i didnt know what pose to draw snuy in so he's just... standing there like a dumbass <333 (affectionate ofc)

( @sunnyroleplayblog )

[anystalker707]

Water Water Fruit

Pairing: Portgas D. Ace x [gender neutral] Reader Words: ~ 1 100 Summary: Ace finds out you actually got a Devil Fruit after he falls from the ship straight into the sea. Tags: He's a dumbass (affectionate) / Kinda male implied reader, if you squint

Requested by - Enby Anon - "Ace is my favorite so can you please do a (male or non-binary) Reader that’s a water logia? (...)"

MASTERLIST

          You furrowed your eyebrows a little as you looked at your stuff that’d been previously organized, but Ace probably snuck around during your quick break to the bathroom then to the kitchen because everyone else at the crew knew better than to mess with your things aside from your dumbass boyfriend. Your role in assisting to keep track of the crew’s journey wasn’t big, but it still had certain importance, so you’d love your job not to be disturbed, but at the moment, you were more worried about finishing it rather than dealing with Ace’s sleepy ass.

It was later in the day that you found Ace, having finished your job for the day and while most of the rest of the crew was off to their own duties, so the ship seemed quite calm for now, with the deck practically empty. Ace leaned back against the railing as he watched the sea distractedly, probably about to fall asleep again—you never know when it’s gonna happen—when you step closer.

“Ace!” You pinned him to the railing, with a hand by each of his sides.

He hummed a little in surprise then looked at you with a grin and red-tinted cheeks. “Hi, love!”

“How many times do I have to tell you not to go through my stuff?” You raise an eyebrow at him, pressing closer to put emphasis to your words. “Listen, I can’t get the notes out of order!”

“Eh? Who says I was messing with it again?” Ace pouted, tilting his head in a clueless manner you would’ve just held him harmless if you didn’t know him any better.

You scoffed, sweat-dropping as you shook your head and brought a hand up to hold his jaw. “I don’t want it happening again, okay?”

Ace groaned something out in response, but you just rolled your eyes and brought him closer; you only pecked his lips at first, shortly and sweetly, before you could actually kiss him. The hand on his jaw went up to his head, taking his hat and placing it on your head instead, something he only noticed after taking a good look at you after pulling away.

“Oi! (Y/n)!” Ace reached for his hat only for you to take a step back, grinning as you held it in place. “(Y/n)!”

“Nuh huh!” The steps you take away from him soon turn into running, leaving behind Ace shouting for his hat while you chase away from him, not even bothering to contain the chuckles that escape your lips. Despite the complaints, Ace still chases you, giving little regard to what or who he runs over. “C’mon, Fire Fist! How are you beating any enemy up while being this slow?” You laughed, holding the hat over your head, and leaned back against the railing, almost being caught if you didn’t walk away just in time.

“(Y/n)!” Ace said, stretching the name out as he lost his balance, unable to stop in time and just flying over the railing. He fell to the sea with a loud splashing sound that made you gasp and attracted the attention of a few other people nearby.

“Oh, hell, Ace!” You clicked your tongue, leaning over the railing, but there was no sight of him among the disturbed water. His hat was tossed to the side before you could stand on the railing and jump into the sea as well, turning into water just before you hit the surface, becoming one with the sea for the first time in a rather long while.

Thankfully, Ace hadn’t gone that deep into the water, struggling against the current to go back to the surface, which you effortlessly helped him out with. Water sputtered out among Ace’s coughs, he was still looking around disoriented until a rope landing nearby brought him back to reality; he looked up at the heads peeking from the side of the ship. That was... weird. He wasn’t swimming, but he wasn’t drowning either. Well, everything was okay as long as he didn’t die, so he just grasped onto the rope before starting to climb back into the ship.

“That really scared me!” Ace stepped on the deck again with a sigh, clicking his tongue at how his favorite shorts and boots were now soaking wet. “Well, fuck. Look at what you’ve done, (y/n)— (Y/n)? Where are they?” He furrowed his eyebrows as he looked around until nodding at one of the people that’d gathered around, most of them having already dispersed around once they noticed Ace was alright, but there wasn’t even time for an answer.

“Whoa, Ace!” You said as if on cue, struggling a little to jump over the railing, and stumbled back on the deck with heavy breaths whilst holding on the railing for support. “You scared me, y’know that?”

Ace put his hands on his hips, shaking his head a little. “Hey, where did you come from?”

“Where did I come from?” You furrowed your eyebrows as you took off your soaked shirt and tossed it on one of the barrels. “I just saved you, fire boy!”

“Saved me?” He scratched the back of his head.

“Yeah!” With a chuckle, you allowed your hand to turn into water, bringing his hat back to your head with a wave. “Did you think you could suddenly swim or something?”

Ace’s eyes were wide as his mouth hung open, just compelling you to laugh more. “Are you not human? Do you have a secret?” He approached you, holding onto your hand to inspect it from close up, and gasped when you turned it back into water for a second. Dummy.

“It’s not that! And it’s also not a secret, I didn’t hide it! Never did!” You clicked your tongue, taking the hat off your head with your free hand to place it on his. “It just never really came up, and you just never happened to see me using my Devil Fruit powers!”

“Oh?” Ace arched an eyebrow.

“Water Water Fruit!” You grinned proudly. “If you think, it’s the exact opposite to yours, right?”

“Well, yeah...” He mumbled as he nodded, falling silent for a long moment until he cracked a grin. “That’s actually very nice, love! Do you think we could train some combined attacks at some point?”

Something stirred in your chest with the way Ace got all excited, hence you couldn’t help but mirror his manners, nodding frantically. It wasn’t that you expected a bad reaction from Ace regarding this, but the fact he was always happy for you and proud of you even for the littlest things always hit differently. “Of course!” You laughed, bouncing a little as you hugged him before locking your lips together in a deep kiss that he clearly didn’t expect, leaving Ace all flustered and red while you dragged him to take a shower and get some dry clothes.

.𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟.

[animentality]

Gortash is such a smiley lovestruck idiot at his own coronation when Durge shows up and I have to wonder. Is it because he’s just so happy to see them again after not realising what he had until it was gone that all bets are off and, pretence be damned, he’s not wasting a minute of this second chance pretending Durge doesn’t make him the happiest evil bastard alive? Or did he ever let himself be a smiley lovestruck idiot around Durge before losing them too? Like do you think there was ever a moment before Durge went missing where Gortash was holding their face close to his and trying to kiss them but he couldn’t because he just could not stop smiling like dumbass over how genuinely in love happy this freak of nature Bhaalspawn has him. Did Durge ever have to try and process this — to look back at this guy giving them the dopiest grin and have to try and understand that it’s for them? Because of them? They, the Dark Urge, scion of Bhaal, prince of murder, are the one making Enver Gortash smile like a fool? Making someone not miserable, but happy? Or, oh god, did Gortash ever reduce Durge to a smiley lovestruck idiot themself?? Both of them, having to pause in the middle of making out to just cling to each other and laugh (or god forbid, giggle) because they BOTH can’t stop smiling? These two crazy evil fucks both genuinely giving each other nerves and butterflies and joy? Like we know they made each other insane but how much of it showed on their faces? Just how embarrassing was this relationship?????

ANON, your message had me giggling and kicking up my feet.

I think Gortash is naturally affable and warm, but to the Dark Urge specifically, he is being HONESTLY affectionate. We know he swept Jannath off her feet and was disgusting with Franc Peartree, but he would've been absolutely vile with the Dark Urge.

I would like to imagine these two laughably evil bitches being gross and soft with one another, but I don't know. They were definitely rough fucking in the alley, but were they ever sweet?

Did they ever use pet names or giggle or be silly?

I sort of lean towards no...but I can imagine them quietly, in a dignified, solemn manner, hugging each other close.

Not daring to speak aloud that which is forbidden, but they know it, they keep it between themselves anyway.

Hmmmm...

But.

But you know...

The way he greets you isn't an act. He seems to not know if you do have your memories, so I think he just acts like that towards you normally. Which means maybe he and the Dark Urge WERE very touchy feely and nasty in public.

But there is a lot of potential in the idea that maybe he did know you probably had lost your memories.

And he was relieved, because he's getting his love back, but even better, they can start over.

He can be warmer with them than he ever was before. He can present this as the norm.

He's so happy to see you because it's been too long, because he didn't know what he had until he lost you, and he needs you to know how much you mattered to him, but he's also just, so exhilarated, by the idea of a fresh start.

Hence, calling you a sight for sore eyes.

Calling you his favorite assassin.

Calling you brilliant and a genius.

Saying you'll be good for each other.

Being like an inch off from seizing you into a hug or fucking you.

It's just- ARGH.

Your entire ask rattled in my brain and I had to stare at it for a bit. Sorry for the delay.

[aihoshiino]

Seeing that ask about the movie being now Aqua's is kinda ironic because there's this one video they released celebrating Onk's ending and the movie arc part clearly seemed framed as Ai's story lmao. It was Ruby and Aqua reconciling as both their previous counterparts but also as family (fk that incest shit and kiss, they don't exist to me, i do not see) and moving on together to create this piece for their dead mother to honour her. Yes they made a shortcut of it obviously so we kind of skimmed through what really happened, but I wished so much that this was the REAL thing we had gotten in the manga...a moment for the whole Hoshino family to finally come together in understanding Ai

I'm still bitter we didn't get the promised movie about Ai, even as the series ended already. I love Hikaru and all but man...when did the plan change? I hope the anime handles it better at the very least

If you haven't seen it yet, anon is talking about this music video celebrating the end of the manga! I genuinely recommend watching it, it's both fun on its own and gave me a lot of soft fond catharsis about this dumbass (affectionate) manga

It really is a shame that 15YL ended up as such a wet fart of a plot point because it really SHOULD have been such a good avenue for Aqua and Ruby to work through their shit together. Ruby even says herself that the movie was being made (in her mind) as a way of helping her family move on from the tragedy of Ai's death and start heading towards the future but we never really get that. At best, we get Ruby starting the process of deconstructing her idealization-and-idolization of Ai as she empathizes with her as a person but that's only the start of what should've been a longer process of her properly coming to terms with her 14+ years of The Ai In Her Head not being the same as the one that existed in reality and that being okay because what truly matters is that Ai loved her.

Aqua doesn't even really get to start that process even though it's telegraphed so hard. If I like... squint and tilt my head I can MAYBE see it being one of the things that contributes to his fate (i.e, his inability to let go of his idealization of Sarina -> Ruby & Ai leading him to sacrifice himself on their behalf) but it ultimately really just feels like half assery lol

[hughiecampbelle]

Succession Preference: Baby Being A Happy Drunk

Requested: 3rd preference: how each sibling would react if their baby sibling (reader) was a happy, giggely, affectionate drunk - anon

A/N: This is so cute!!! I tell everyone I love them when I'm drunk lol. Baby Roy being a happy, giggly, affectionate drunk is definitely something the Roys need in their life, like desperately lol!!! Thank you for requesting my love!!! Feedback is always appreciated!!! 💜💜💜

Connor loves to see you so happy. He can't remember the last time he say you smile so much, laughing til you can't breathe. He doesn't love that it's because of a little liquid courage, but that's never hurt anyone, right? You give him lots of hugs and compliments, you thank him for taking care of you, for being like a farther to you. He assures you you were a pleasure to raise, that he loves you more than life itself, while also holding you up so you don't fall over. He knows when you've had too much and it's time to go home when you start to tell strangers they're your best friends, that you love them, etc. When he brings you home and tucks you into bed, you're giggling so much you make him laugh. Your affectionate side shines through when you're not afraid of what anyone will think or do. He wishes you could show this part of yourself freely, without booze. That you let your giggly, positive, affectionate side win sometimes, that you didn't think you had to play some character just to be liked or respected.

Kendall thinks it's hilarious. When he drinks, he can go one of three ways: he can be sad, existential drunk, a confrontational, argumentative drunk, or a silly, happy drunk. When he's around you, he gets happy too. You guys go back and forth with the dumbest knock knock jokes ever said. You tell one another how important and smart and kind they are. You tell him that he was always a good big brother and he reminds you that you are a joy of a baby sibling. You're annoying and overwhelming to be around, but you don't care, you're in your own world just the two of you. You're both terribly giggly, laughing at nothing until tears run down your cheeks. You don't always remember it, but you know and you Ken shared a lot of joy, a lot of happiness, that you're not normally allowed to do. Anyone trying to wrangle you home or trying to get you to be serious knows it's a losing battle. There's no way to stop the fits of giggles.

Shiv is thoroughly entertained. She learned you were like this first when you were a teenager. The first time you drank, really drank, was at some party your father was hosting. He demanded that Shiv take you upstairs and away from everyone when he realized just how drunk you were. You're all smiles, giggling as your sister tries to lead you up the stairs towards your bedroom. what is wrong with you? She asks, though she can't help but smile. She's never seen you so giggly. She gets you to the bed, expecting you to fall back, but instead you fall into her, hugging her with all your drunken strength. She stands there, stunned, for a moment, before rubbing your back. You tell her you love her so much, that you wouldn't be who you are and where you are without her, your big sister. She nods, knowing when you wake up and remember all this you'll get embarrassed. You weren't one to show your affections sober. This would make the heat rush to your face when you realized. You only went to bed when she told you she loved you, too and listed off reasons why like you had with her. Since then, she's always felt a need to protect this tipsy version of you. You're vulnerable in a hard, spiky, ruthless world.

Roman can't stand it. The affection makes him uncomfortable. He doesn't want a million hugs, he doesn't want to be told I love you over and over, he doesn't want to be reminded of all the affections he wasn't given growing up. When it is just him and you, and you're giggly and happy and silly, he becomes very deflective, very defensive. You're a dumbass you know that? You look ridiculous. No one wants to be around you when you drink. Thank God you have me, Saint Roman, to sober you up. No I don't wanna hear your joke. You should have stopped drinking three glasses ago. See Kendall? Why don't you go bother him. No, no it's not a good idea to hug Dad. He loves you, in his own way. You're his baby sibling, after all, but this is too much. He doesn't mean it in a mean way, but he definitely avoids you when you drink when he can. Let the others take care of you. He'll wait til you're sober and more reserved and less silly to be with you, in your life.

[milgramfessing]

i hope mikoto TRIPS and FALLS on his dumbass skateboard!!! (affectionate)

-mikofuu anon

[ofstormsandfire]

Do you have any good BotW/TotK fic recs? Yours or other people’s!

Boy howdy DO I.

Going to preface this by saying that I have preferences, and those preferences tend to veer towards gay shit and people who don't initially get along ending up ride or die, and as such a high proportion of these are going to be Revalink.

Anyway. The fic that got me into that ship, changed my brain chemistry, and is a large part of why I go !!!! about ghosts (literal and nonliteral) haunting the narrative, characters with amnesia who are supposed to be dead, and the Rito as a whole, is Pinesong by aperplexingpuzzle and that is the fic that makes me go "if you read NOTHING else in this fandom read THIS holy fuck."

(But also you should be reading other things too, because there is so much good shit and I adore it greatly I go back to reread my favorites regularly. Also check out the authors I mention apart from just the fics I link there is so much good fic I'm forcing myself to just pick one per author or else I will be here literally all day.)

Next up: Moonlight (every single night) by Heleentje. Do you like time loops? Do you like characters slowly, painstakingly figuring out how to get it right? Did you get very attached to Revalink from the last fic? how about some ~queerplatonic Zelink~ in this trying time?

Frankly, it is very hard to pick just one fic by Ginneke, they've got so many good ones but I'm going to have to settle on Flowers from your Beloathed, which is another Revalink fic set before the Calamity where, y'know, Revali is getting flowers from a secret admirer. Except he's Revali. Hilarity ensues and I enjoyed the hell out of this one ^-^

Also also. Come Morning Light by misscoconi. Post-Calamity, they are both idiots (affectionate) and I am starting to realize that I have a bit of a pattern in my taste in Revalink fics. Huh. I'll unpack that later actually.

Skybound Wishes by Baddrummer is unfinished (unlike most of the fics I've recommended here) but y'all. Y'all it makes me lose my shit in so many ways because I am a SLUT for creative fix-it fics and gratuitous weaving-in of references to other games in ways that still respect the established canon but respect all of it, y'know, not just doing the TOTK thing of "actually nothing pre-BOTW matters anymore and neither does BOTW lol."

...I am starting to realize there may be a reason why I don't have a lot of TOTK recs. Also if this post is starting to sound unhinged and disconnected that's probably because I'm bouncing between Tumblr and studying for one of my finals like a ping pong ball.

But I do have one really, really big fic rec for TOTK. Y'all should check out Show Me the World Outside by IllusionOfDeath. The Sages get to do things, the Divine Beasts don't just vanish without a word, the Champions get actual recognition, and you can tell that the author is the Linguistics Georg (affectionate) of the fanfic world.

Anyway I think I will shill myself a bit too since you gave me permission to anon! If you read no other Zelda fics by me, may I recommend no one ever mentions fear, a fic that... it really was, in a lot of ways, a love letter to the fics in the fandom that I'd read and loved before. You've got the Champions getting to live and have nice things, you've got Revali being a dumbass (affectionate), you've got gay shit, you've got Problems Being Caused by the Yiga Clan in the background.

...Oh god this post is getting. A little longer than I meant for it to I've realized. Um. I love fanfic and tbh if you end up reading everything I've recced and still want more, my bookmarks on AO3 are public and I tend to bookmark just about everything I've read and liked enough to want to find again.

......I should probably get back to studying now but thank you for the ask! I like rambling lol

[charles-leclerc-official]

My expert analysis (absolutely no qualifications):

stroll: light work no reaction (the dumbass raced with two fucking broken wrists)

nando: somehow kinda enjoying it? the freak (affectionate)

charles: kinda giggly but being all 'stop it'

george: has read up on what to expect, 'i expected worse' but he's just on like. 3 and thinks he's on like 7 at least. huffing and puffing once the intensity amps up

Anon you read my mind on Lance, he'd be chill and make it to like level 7 and still be relaxed.

And yeah I don't think we can hurt Nando in a way that matters.

Charles starts giggly but by the time we reach half way the giggly stop its are coming through tears.

GEORGE. I would pay so much money to hear what words he'd make up

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