#dumbass anon (affectionate)

[insanescriptist]

Soooo, how religious is Umei in general? Because I can't decide if some of her writing is purposeful Christian Propaganda or just happens to rub me that way

It's not purposeful Christian Propaganda; that's a whole lot more blatant. At least what I've seen about it. And annoying, obviously. Some movies so so bad because of it. (Izzy's mom has the habit of technically watching whatever movie YT tosses up and some have been choices, to say the least. There have been so many Hallmarks I've listened to while she's visiting.)

It's probably rubbing you that way because of previous exposure to such; likely a negative experience if you're also American because boy, some American Christians (denomination unspecified) are obnoxious and a hateful lot. Which is very much more evidence that the very vocal American Christians lost the plot ages ago. Which is true if you care to trace back the various faith movements in the protestant church and how that's effected politics and business over time.

Umei's British and the British Protestant Church cleaves a lot closer to Catholicism than American protestant churches. At least from what I know historically about them; I haven't really researched modern British Protestant church movements. And even what I know of the American stuff is still rather surface level.

Still you also gotta remember, what Umei's writing fictional character(s) who are religious, of a Christian flavor. That's going to show in how they act, think, behave and say.

If you write a religious character who finds strength in their piety and uses their faith to shape magic and has positive and affirming interactions with other people who also share that faith? Yeah, it's going to sound vaguely like religious propaganda. It's kind of baked in. Religious propaganda is written into any institutionalized faith such as most forms of Christianity, so as to keep the faith going and growing and the institution that promotes said faith, growing and in power.

And if it still bothers you, may the force be with you. ♥

And now I'm going to be really bitchy in the tags

[jonathanbyersphd]

Ngl I have thought before about a Twilight AU where Nancy moves to a small rainy town for college after her family falls apart when her brother dies jumping off of a cliff, and she's grieving but trying to move on and becomes enamored with the quiet, pretty boy in a couple of her night classes (and the journalist in her is curious about how mysterious he is). But then she starts to see Mike and thinks that she's losing her mind, only to find out that her little brother was turned into a vampire and Jonathan is one too, and they're part of the same coven due to Jonathan's little brother who turned Mike. (Will is the Alice in this scenario and he saw visions of Mike dying, he got to him at the quarry but not soon enough to stop him from getting fatal injuries so he had to turn him).

Yes Exactly! Like I love this! The found family of the Hopper-Byers family and they're just a bunch of vampires??? AMAZING 10/10

[joker-daughter]

Tom has changed has grown. Yes he was this teenager vibe for Homecoming, avengers and FFH but he was not like that for NWH, He wasn’t like that for Uncharted either. For Cherry and TCR was even more noticeable because of the subject matter and because he had been interviewer, we shouldn’t been worried about that in the future.

But everyone have to understand that he is Tom Holland, he is trending and will have clickbait tweets just for breathing. It’s unfair that he has to behave different as his charming persona and just gives boring answers to not give the tweeter incelss something to complain or making fun of him.

It’s so unfair how media nitpick everything he does then you have Timmy that has been doing everything to be trending and has been jumping around, every tv show/popular podcast, kissing his GF, but I haven’t seen him being called attention seekers, or media nick picking his comments for clickbait tweets

I’m not talking about his personality as a whole, he’s naturally funny, sarcastic and bubbly and there’s nothing wrong with that, it’s more so the “I’m quite dumb” vibe that he sometimes goes along with like I know he’s not a genius either but there’s things that prove that he in fact isn’t dumb

[plumipal]

pookie im craving the ring fic💔

SO LEMME GIVE MY OPINION PLS😝

ruggies my fav so imma start with him, i feel like hes actually try to bite it off🤷🏻 or try to put his scent all over it to make others think he gave it to mc(they all know his broke ahh did NOT give mc that ring🙏🏻)

next, Cater

i feel like hed try to get a matching one or one that looks similar to also make it seem like he gave it to mc and theyre a couple

Idia up next

i actually dont really know how hed act, BUT i also have a hint of "i will stalk every camera in sight of every second of your day to see who tf gave you that ring"

ok anyways thats all i got, im not that good of a writer but you inspire me😔💜

Don't worry freaky anon (affectionate) im working as hard as I can on the part 2 </3 its way different from how I did the tattoo with how I need to make them all interact with eachother (since I want the ring runour to spread by the student mass not by the mc lol)

Anywayyy, thought this was funny so I had to add on some more stuff onto what you said-

Ruggie has already scented the prefect enough (well as much as he can do) so he just has to try to get a ring himself, he just gotta get some money out of his cash cow of a depressed boss... I don't think it's going that well tho

Cater has already has his crashout, bur he is funny to draw so anyway- he spends like atleast an entire night looking for any rings that could look like it matches the prefects, buying one as soon as he finds the best (he even gets in engraved that dumb fuck)... his poor wallet man he will be eating noodles until his dad can send him some more money </3

Now idia, he def looks at the cameras, but when he finds no evidence he has to take the anger out of someone (or something)... he ends up resorting to literally remaking the entire fucking student body in a game just to kill them all off in various ways to satisfy his need for murder without becoming more of a convicted felon than he already is.

He also adds in the mc and himself as soon as he has killed them all off, he gotta make them have a marriage too becasue this dumbass shutin needs that </3

This is more lighthearted than what the comic will actually be lol some funny moments have to be had chat, but mmm eat up !

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

idk why, but im utterly obsessed with bakugo and his s.o calling each other butt face instead of those "sweet" callsigns like baby, love etc.. UGHH IM SO INLOVE W HIM IT HURTS

PLEEAAASEE i love this too anon and i KNOW he gets so pressed about it.

i'm very much of a believer that katsuki is a "it's only funny when i do it" typa person. which means he can call you poopy buttface shit head moron and so on,,but the moment you do it’s a problem smh.

i also see this vividly tbh and i find it adooooooorable i dunno don’t look at mee. like katsuki playfully addressing you as shit head while ruffling your hair, so you shoot back with a dick cheese and “who the fuck is dick cheese ? you wanna go, dimwit ?!” and then woops you’re play fighting n wrestling now.

your friends don’t really get the vision tho, but you both do and you like it. so honestly yall don’t really care🤷🏾‍♀️

if katsuki feels INCREDIBLY annoying that day he’ll call you his little insult. “my little dumbass”, “my little shit head” stuff like that. it’s meant to be affectionate but it’s also meant to piss you the fuck off lmfao he’s insufferable.

[hyunjincanraptoo]

Hi , first of all congratulations on 100+ followers I discovered you recently and u have already become among my top favorite writers. Smooching your brain. ❤️ I would love if u write on prompt #5 because I am dying for some comfort ...😅 Keep writing for as long as you can you I love your writing. Stay strong and healthy.🤍

Thank you, anon!! It's such an honor to be one of your favorite authors. I'm sorry I took so long to post this. I hope you still need some comfort. Stay strong and healthy too 💜🤭

This is from my prompt list. Pick a number and send it to my asks.

Word count: 1k

Warnings: skinship (okay, a lot of touching), suggestive-ish

Alexa, play Confessions by Flo Rida & ENHYPEN

Drunk confessions when he comes home drunk (feat. Bang Chan)

Chan practically dragged Hyunjin up your front steps, both of them laughing as Hyunjin leaned heavily on his shoulder, “He’s completely legless”, Chan said with a grin, easing him into your arms. You blinked, “Legless?”. Chan chuckled, “It means drunk. Really, really drunk. You’ll manage. Good luck!”. And just like that, he vanished, leaving you with an overly affectionate, mumbling Hyunjin pressing his face into your neck like a sleepy cat.

You guided him toward the bedroom, stumbling every few steps as he clung to you with a surprising strength. “You’re heavy”, you grumbled, pushing him down onto the bed. “I feel light as air”, he said, slurring slightly, arms spread out dramatically across the mattress. You rolled your eyes, kneeling to untie his shoes and slide off his jacket. Then your fingers found the buttons of his shirt, and you hesitated for a second. He was flushed, warm, and clearly uncomfortable in all those layers. You were just helping, that was all

Even so, you couldn’t help but think that his body was... art. His bare chest was rising and falling slowly, collarbones catching the soft light, abdomen flexing slightly when he shifted, revealing the delicate curve of muscle and skin. You swallowed. You’d seen him shirtless before, but somehow this felt more intimate— more vulnerable. And something about it made your breath catch.

Just as your fingers brushed his waistband, Hyunjin cracked one eye open, a mischievous smirk tugging at his lips, “Already trying to take my clothes off, huh?”. You roll your eyes, flustered,“You’re drunk. And “I’m just helping you get comfortable, dumbass”. He hums, head tilting as he gazes at you with that teasing look typical of him, “Too bad… I already have a girlfriend”.

You play along, lips curling.You narrowed your eyes, matching his playful tone, “Oh, yeah? Who is she?”. He closed his eyes again, smiling softly, “She’s the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen. Has this laugh that makes my heart do this weird fluttery thing. Always puts her cold feet on me at night, says it’s revenge. But I’d do anything for her”. Your heart pounded, a silly smile grew on your lips, “She sounds lucky”. “She’s mine”, he said quietly, like it was a vow, “And I’m hers”.

Your heart melts, the atmosphere shifting into something more tender. You help him settle into the covers, but as you lean in to fix his pillow, his hand brushes your thigh. It lingers just a second too long, “I bet she’d like it if you stayed right here,” he murmurs, voice low and heavy with affection. You laugh, your cheeks warm, “Hyunjin…”. But his arm snakes around your waist, pulling you closer until your legs tangled under the covers. His lips brushed your shoulder— not quite a kiss, but not nothing either. You could feel his breath against your skin. “Just to hold you. That’s all. I want to feel you close”, he admitted. So you laid down beside him. But that wasn’t the end.

Your heartbeat quickened as his fingers danced along the edge of your shirt, the lightest touch just barely brushing your skin, “Do you want me to stop?” he asked, the words coming out quietly, “Why would you stop?”. “Did you know”, he whispered, voice dipped in sleep and desire, “That you drive me crazy when you look at me like that?” “Like what?” “Like I’m more than a drunk idiot in your bed” “Well, you are more than a drunk idiot in my bed”. Hyunjin’s lips curled into a smile, and before you knew it, his hand was tracing the curve of your bare waist, soft and warm. He tugged you gently toward him, his face inches from yours. His breath, warm and intoxicating, mixed with yours, and you could feel the tension building in the air. You could sense something building between the two of you— something that made your stomach flip.

And yet, despite how close you were, he didn’t push it further. He let his fingers wander lazily across your back, pushing the fabric of your shirt higher, but never quite enough to expose you completely. His touch was gentle, as if he was savoring every moment of this closeness, “I think we should sleep”, he whispered, but there was a slight tremor in his voice now, as if even he wasn’t sure how much longer he could hold back. “I was trying to help you get into bed”, you said, voice soft but with a teasing tone, “Guess I got a little carried away”. He laughed quietly, pulling you even closer, “Guess I don’t mind”, he murmured against your skin, his lips brushing lightly over the exposed curve of your shoulder. 

The atmosphere in the room was thick with tension now. His fingers grazed your ribs before traveling lower to your hip, not quite touching anywhere private, but still leaving a trail of goosebumps wherever they went. Your heart beat faster as you shifted beside him, feeling the bond between you grow stronger, the air electric with unspoken desire, “Are you going to make me beg?”, he whispered, his voice rougher now. “You’ll have to wait”, you teased back, giving him a small push, though you weren’t sure if you were trying to distance yourself or draw him closer.

In the quiet tension that hung between you, words didn’t seem necessary anymore. It was enough that you were there, and he was there, and everything in this moment felt like it was on the verge of something more heated, but also something soft, something slow— a new kind of intimacy.

And when the air finally seemed to cool and the tension dissipated just enough for sleep to creep in, Hyunjin’s arm slid around you, pulling you close. His lips whispered into your hair, soft and warm, and though nothing else happened that night, you knew that the connection between you two had changed, “Stay…” “What?” “Stay here with me forever” “I’m not going anywhere, Hyunie”. He chuckled quietly, pulling you closer into his chest, “I love you”. You could feel his smile against his skin, as your eyes closed softly, “I know. I love you too”. 

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[carly-fries]

dude lol youre just remembering that weird anon ask i got with the riddle from Batman Arkham.

but do you need me to come over and keep you company /s

guys, im scared as fuck lol

I was going to bed and then i heard my dad says some shit like "would you like to hear a riddle" from outside my door, and when i walked out he wasn't even there. and he's not even home, what a weird fucking dream. I'm being haunted by the riddler lol

[phighter-kisser]

Shuriken fluff pleaseee!!

shuriken,, i must crush him like a bug

im going off of what i know about the rewrite/redesign of shurkien btw- mb if its a little,,, weird or ooc

probably not one of my best works but i tried im sorry anon

tick, tick, tick.

that stupid tick of the clock was practically drilled into your head by now. each minute passing by a reminder that shuriken wasn't home yet. it made you worried sick- yes, he could take care of himself. but it wasn't a crime to worry about someone!

hopefully, any moment now he'd open a window or sneak through the front door and surprise you from behind. either by grabbing your shoulders or making a random noise just to scare you.

you already texted him a couple times only to get no response, as well as trying to stall the building dread in your gut by putting on some random show you were barely paying attention to, a warm blanket draped around your shoulders, something for you to bury yourself into.

just as you were starting to doze off, the front door let out a low creak, making your soul nearly jump out of its body, mixed with the sound of keys jingling.

he's back.

with a small smile, you glanced over to the front door, where shuriken was - shrugging off his jacket and taking off his shoes, his eyes seeming to light up when they met yours.

that dumb smile never left his face, only seeming to grow the more he looked at you.

"missed me?"

you opened your arms up for a hug, making him chuckle as he approached the couch, immediately hugging you once settled down.

"of course i did, dumbass."

you murmured, almost sounding offended he asked that; of course you missed him! what kind of dumb question was that?!

"sorry about being late, bee." shuriken apologized, a sheepish look on his face, though tried to hide it by affectionately bonking you with his head, trying to coax a laugh out of you.

"I got really worried, shuriken." you replied, letting him go from the hug to examine his face - nothing was out of the ordinary, so why were you so worried?

you cupped his cheek with your hand, making him freeze up.

there was a brief pause, shuriken's eyes widening ever so silghtly before leaning into the touch, his own hand coming up to hold yours in a tender gesture.

"'m really, really sorry.."

a small hesitant smile quirked up on your lips at his words, giving a small shrug in response.

"it's fine, honey. popcorn?"

his eyes brighted at the idea of popcorn, nodding his head eagerly.

"i'll go grab it! wait here."

he spoke, pressing a quick kiss to the palm of your hand before practically racing to the kitchen to get started on the popcorn.

feeling your nerves calm down, your gaze drifted back to the tv, the quiet hum of the microwave starting up, the opening of its door and then shutting.

he was home.

[rabbidbunwy]

Soap,Ghost and Price has boyfriends headcannon 🫀🫶💙

Contents: Soap/Ghost/Price x Anon!reader-couple-lovers-fluff-my intake

i'm no english native so sorry for some mistakes

please reblog 🔁 and like❤️

p.s:[edit] i will do a second part with Phillip Graves and Kyle "Gaz" Garrick,not soon but i will,i will never do Vladimir Makarov or other enemies of cod.

Also I was wondering why nobody liked this in hours and I woked up now wich is 7:19 am and saw it was on private mode XD

@muzansslxt @candy69gurl @kiwicopia @satorkive @ponderingmoonlight @galaxylover46

SOAP 🧼🥺

Johnny would be a very good boyfriend. He’s cocky and cheeky, but not in the “douchebag” way. He’d tease you a lot and find any opportunity to touch you—like hugs, holding you close to him, etc. He can be kind of a dumbass sometimes, but he’s loving, protective, and he’s really really romantic. Like, he’ll pick daisies from a random field and give them to you.

He’d most definitely also be the type to “show you off” to his friends—he’d be all clingy and put his arm around you, sometimes kiss your cheek/head affectionately. He’d call you pet names like “love” and “baby” all the time and he’d tell you how pretty you are all the time.

In public, he’d constantly have his arm around you and he’d kiss your cheeks/forehead whenever he had the chance. He’d call you nicknames like “darlin” and “sweetheart” and he’d pull you into his lap if you were sitting down and he was next to you. When it comes to intimacy, he’s definitely the type to be quite intense and passionate. He loves physical affection and he’d constantly be touching you.

Overall, he’s an absolute sweetheart,he’d make sure you’re loved and taken care of. He’d be really good at cuddling/spooning with you, he’d like to hold you when he falls asleep, and when he wakes up. Sometimes, he’d “cuddle with you in a possessive manner”, like he wants to “keep you to himself”.

When you’re sick, John would be absolutely doting on you. He’d go out, get you some medicine, soup/whatever food you want, and he’d stay home with you until you felt better. He’d bring you anything you needed, like blankets, pillows, water, etc.

He’d be constantly checking on you and asking if you need anything, and if you’d be up for cuddles, he’d cuddle you all day long—even if it ends with him getting sick in turn XD.

Overall, 10/10 boyfriend material.

GHOST 👻 ☠

Ghost would be a surprisingly attentive and caring partner. He's used to being in high-pressure situations, so he's cool, collected, and fiercely loyal. He's probably not the most expressive with his feelings.He'd be fiercely protective of you, always putting your safety and well-being above his own. And when he does show affection, it's often through small, subtle gestures rather than grand romantic displays.

He might not say the words "I love you" often, but his actions would speak louder. He'd remember the little things that make you happy, and would often surprise you with thoughtful gestures or gifts. He'd also be fiercely supportive of your goals and dreams, encouraging you to reach for the stars while also being there to catch you if you fall. He's probably not the most sociable or outgoing person, but with you, he'd be willing to let his guard down and just be himself.

Despite his tough exterior, Ghost is actually a big softie at heart. He'd secretly love cuddling under a blanket and watching cheesy romantic movies with you, although he'd never admit it. He'd also be a surprisingly good cook, often making you breakfast in bed or whipping up your favorite meal after a long day. And if you ever needed someone to back you up or protect you, Ghost would be there in a heartbeat, no questions asked.

If you're sick, Ghost would be all over you like a concerned mother hen. He'd be making sure you're in bed and resting, bringing you soup and hot tea to help soothe your sore throat, and generally hovering around you like a protective shadow. He'd also be constantly checking in on you, asking how you're feeling and if there's anything you need. And if you tried to get up to do something, he'd firmly but gently push you back down and threaten to tie you to the bed if you didn't stay put.

He'd probably also try to distract you from feeling crappy by talking to you about random things, or trying to make you laugh with his-not so funny-puns. He'd be surprisingly good at it, too. He'd probably also try to pamper you, doing little things to make you comfortable like putting extra blankets on the bed, or bringing you a cold cloth to soothe your fever.

PRICE💲🗡

Price is a very attentive boyfriend. He is incredibly protective and very dominant. He will definitely not stand for anyone disrespecting you, so expect him to get very aggressive when a guy catcalls you out in public. John will not go out to parties very often and will instead prefer to stay home with you and binge watch some show instead.

John is the type of boyfriend to be very openly affectionate and protective of you, even in public. The type to stand behind you, hands on your hips and chin resting on your shoulder as he reads over your shoulder.

He is very cuddly and will not hesitate to shower you in affection. He will give you words of affirmation and praise as often as possible and will absolutely love when you say that back to him. He’s also very comfortable with you touching his body, especially when he’s tired or in deep thought. This includes stroking his hair, chest, or stomach.

He also has a tendency to call you his “princess/prince” or “good girl/boy”, mainly because he knows it makes you flustered. He’s going to have a habit of buying you something whenever you give him a “pouty” look. [let's be honest he his rich asf]

When Price finds out that you are sick, he immediately goes into “concerned dad” mode. He will not stop mother hening you, constantly fretting about your condition and asking if he can do something to help you. He’s going to be bringing you soup or juice constantly, and he’s going to be asking if you need to go to the doctor’s. If you don’t stop him, he’s going to want to stay home to take care of you and will not accept no for an answer.

And Price will not leave your side. If you go to bed, he’s going to be there right next to you until you fall asleep. He’s going to be monitoring your temperature religiously, as well as trying to give you medicine, or make sure you are drinking enough.

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[a13xandri4]

Hiiii!!! :D I seen your writing for sbg and I just had to request something because there is such a lack of fics currently 🥲 like where did all the sbg writers go?? I personally write for them in my free time but I also wanna read stuff I didn't write 😭

Anyways- onto the request lol

Can you maybe write something with Tyler x reader with like any type of cuddling scenario? Like maybe reader falls asleep on his shoulder and he doesn't have the heart to move her or maybe readers sleeping in a weird spot so he just like picks her up and puts her somewhere more comfortable and he just ends up staying with her? You can make this however and with any type of scenario you want, I'll take anything you give honestly 😅

HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT!! :D

Can I also maybe be ⚔️ anon? :]

Ahhhhh!! I love this requestt!! Hiii ⚔️ anon!!! As this is my first request, I'm gonna try really hard to not mess this up! I have a very totally normal obsession with this comic, no worries!

Tyler Hernandez x Fem!Reader

Requested by... ⚔️ anon!!

Synopsis: Tyler managing to cuddle with reader in just about every scenario he can.

Warnings for: Any bad grammar! Sloppy writing! (This is my first time writing since like 2022 when I was heavily apart of the Mcyt and dsmp fandoms, so I gotta get back into the swing of it,)

So, frankly, I can imagine this situation happening in two very particular cases.

The first of those two situations, would be in the Phantom Dimension before the facility ever even happened.

More specifically? After a particularly rough night and everyone just trying to recollect their wits on the bus.

"Well that was fun!" Aiden had quipped, only to be shot a glare from Tyler, "That was your idea of fun, rats for brains?" his voice was filled with annoyance. "Hey, you know, you're actually a really big-" Aiden was about to throw an insult towards Tyler with a bright smile, just to aggravate him further, but another voice spoke up. Your voice. "Can you all please be quiet? I'm trying to sleep after all that hell we just went through" you said, but given the fact there was a lack of response from the others, you assumed the picked up on your tone and took the hint. So, you closed your eyes and leaned against the wall, while sitting on the floor. The cold, hard, miserable floor on the bus.

Now at this point, I can imagine Tyler finally realized where you were trying to sleep and was like, 'wtf, that's not happening,'

So, he decided to change it, not by calling you out, not by making a fuss.

He simply just kind of drags you up into his seat,

Before you could properly register the fact Tyler had dragged you up into his seat, you felt him kind of force your head onto his shoulder.

"Tyler-" "Sleep. I don't want to have to repeat myself, dumbass.." His words more of so came out in an affectionate, yet annoyed tone. He was also mouthing stuff to the others while you blissfully closed your eyes and tried to sleep.

Some of those mouthed phrases include, 'Aiden, stfu', 'Tay, stop giggling', 'Carrot-top, knock it off-' and pretty much a similar thing for everyone on that bus.

Overall, he was pretty protective over you while you slept and he just glared at everyone who took a step too loud, and the only thing that stopped him from strangling Aiden, who was making loud ass noises on purpose?

It was the fact you were fast asleep on his shoulder, and he just slipped an arm around your waist to pull you closer.

So he kind of forced you to sleep. You were too tired to notice the slight pink tint that went across his cheeks and nose anyways, so what was the harm?

Oh, and when you all shifted back? Taylor 100% was gushing over how cute you and him were, just for her to receive a light bonk on the head and a grunt of 'quit it' from Tyler.

Pretty short and simple for that first scenario.

Now, for the second scenario, I can imagine something a bit more.. complex.

It would be April, specifically the 12th, in 2016 (totally not a reference to Aiden's polaroid)

Everyone decided to have a pool day at Aiden's house, and this was one of the first official hangouts at his house, and since he was rich enough to have a pool? Everyone was going to take advantage of it.

You unfortunately were dreading it, not because you couldn't swim. You just weren't in a mood for getting drenched in chlorine-filled water. Despite that, you kept your protests down and just decided to follow Ashlyn's lead. To just hang out on a floaty. But you ended up falling asleep while you were soaking up the sun. Ashlyn noticed, but given the fact you were right beside her, she just used her foot to make sure your floaty didn't stray into the middle where Tyler, Taylor, Ben, and Logan were playing Chicken. Then, Aiden kept taking pictures of the group to.. 'document' according to him.

So, while you slept away the day, your skin soaking up every cancer-causing UV ray there was- the others finally decided they had had enough water and sun, which left them to get out.

But you were asleep. Ashlyn did shake you, but you just kind of shifted and she assumed you were awake.

But you weren't.

You didn't hear them, and the others seemed to notice because while Tyler was drying off, he finally spoke up,

"Is anyone gonna get her?" The others looked slightly confused at his words before their gaze went over to you, who had one arm barely dangling in the water, while your mouth was slightly agape as you slept. Ashlyn was the next one to speak,

"Shoot, sorry, I shook her. Guess she didn't wake. I'll go get her up" Ashlyn volunteered, but Tyler just groaned, as if Ashlyn had just said 'no, screw you,'

"No, I'll do it since you dumbasses won't," He spoke, setting down his towel, and walking to the wall that was closest to you. And in all honesty? He just didn't trust anyone else to get you off the floaty without completely drenching you. So he was gonna do it, and gently at that. So she slipped into the water, walked over since it was shallow enough to do so, making sure his arms did not touch the water once, and he started to push you, on your floaty towards the steps.

The others just kind of stared... a little bit dumbfounded.

Once he did that, he slipped an arm under your legs, another along your back for support and he just carried you towards the door, opening it with one hand and walking into Aiden's house towards the couch.

He set you down, and just stared at your passed out body. He knew he should logically go dry off again and come back, but he didn't have the heart to leave you fully alone.

By his luck, Aiden left one of the towels on the kitchen counter, so he didn't have to walk too far away from you. He just lazily wrapped it around his waist, and went to sit on the couch. He gently moved your head into his lap and just lightly combed his fingers through your hair.

And of course, the moment was near damn perfect. Until the others came in, and Aiden was the first to notice and then relentlessly tease,

"Oh hey! The dim-wit is actually capable of being nice! Who knew?" Aiden's voice rang.

"Aiden. Shut the fu-"

And that would be a pretty good imitation of how I think Tyler would handle that.

I think part of his actions stem from the fact he constantly is taking care of Taylor so it just naturally flowed into how he treated you.

Plus, you were friends with Taylor before you were friends with him. If she like you, he has to like you.

Even if he likes you as a little bit more than a friend..

Ah- I've been working on this for two hours straight, my hands hurt from typing! It's alright though! I apologize if it's a little bit off the original character, I promise I will get better at this the more I write for Tyler and all the characters😭

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Hello there! I loved your Rosie headcanons! Can you do the same romantic headcanons for Velvette (HH) with fem!reader? I just love her sm 😭😭 thank you in advance!

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▐ Hello there anon! Of course I just love Velvette and her somewhat provocative personality, I'm going to love writing this

໑���﹒★﹒Velvette x FEM!Reader - Headcanon's ᰍ﹒∿

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 - Romantic headcanon's for our dear Velvette

𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 - Hazbin Hotel

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 - FEM!Reader, swearing, jealousy, fluff

– So to start, my biggest headcanon for Velvette is that she she teases you all the time

– You don't have a second of peace with her, she loves to irritate you and then say something like

"What's the matter darlin'? We can sort this out later okay?~"

– She flirts a lot, especially at inappropriate times, she thinks it's very funny and a little cute when you blush because of something she said

– She mixes insults with compliments

– She uses cute nicknames too, but only when she's making fun of you or wants to try to be more affectionate

– When someone makes her jealous, she literally humiliates the person in front of you so you think that person is pathetic (and it works)

– She gossips a lot with you, after all she knows all the news and of course you have to know

– On the day of the overlords meeting she told you horrible things about Carmilla and of course you had to agree with her

– She loves when you create new hairstyles for her hair, even the craziest ones

– She's a total brat and makes a big deal out of anything

– If you two fight, her ego will NEVER allow her to apologize, you will have to do it first (It would take her a long time to accept the apology)

– She takes photos of you all the time (sometimes even photos of you distracted for no reason)

– Velvette thinks you are very beautiful and you have appeared in several of her fashion shows and always in the best clothes

– And when talking about clothes, she puts together looks for you all the time

– For me, Velvette is a very good designer, so she always draws you in the outfits she desings

– Defends you a lot she's like "Excuse me your dumbass she asked for no pickles"

– She loves grabbing your waist at random moments, the biggest waist fan is her

– She shows a lot of PDA, I feel like she is someone who doesn't care what others think

– She thinks it's funny when you get flustered over a little kiss

– Ok and to finish she is the biggest spoon, she loves to feel in control

▐ Heya my lovely readers! Forgive me for taking so long to write this, I hope yall like it

▐ Sorry if there are any grammatical errors love you guys ♡

★ REQUESTS ARE OPEN ★

- Read this before making a request thanks for reading 🫶

[lipglossanon]

As someone who doesn't understand anything about dmc, who/what is v? cause the first time I saw him I was 😶😳😲😍

Hiya anon!! 👋

AHDKGL 🤭 I loved V the first moment I laid eyes on him and then the voice???!?!! 😩 like hell yes 👏 🤭

And long story short (and spoiler alert!! 😆), V is Vergil’s human side 😌

Long answer: Vergil always thought his human side was weak, and he wanted more power. He felt helpless as a child when demons came after him and his family (and he thought his mom chose Dante over him when protecting them which you find out isn’t true 😭 my boy just needs a hug 😭)

Anywho, Vergil used the Yamato to split his human half from his demon (hence dmc 5’s entire plot lmao) et voi la! V is born and realizes immediately like oh shit I gotta fix this cause Vergil is a literal dumbass (affectionately) not to mention V is slowly eroding away.

Anyway I could blab more but I’ll just leave you with those 👇 🤭

[jesswritesthat]

Hello!! I just devoured your Haikyuu masterlist and oh my God I love your writing so so so much. Idk how to explain it but it captures the perfect vibes of serious and goofy just like in the show adjkhgghjh i love ittttt. With that being said, could I pls request dating hcs (pre- and post- timeskip) for Oikawa and Iwazumi in a poly relationship with a female s/o? I loved the kagehina one it was so good I wish there was more. Have a good day and stay hydrated!!!

Thank you so much aakaksmndixk! ♥️ This means a lot to me, so I appreciate you taking the time to write this, and of course keep yourself hydrated too anon.

Hope you enjoy~

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Being in a Poly-relationship with Oikawa Tōru and Iwaizumi Hajime would include:

• You are their wonderful mediator, although usually you are inclined to side with logical Iwa unless Oikawa manages to secretly bribe you (which he tries quite often).

• Oikawa is more affectionate than Iwaizumi, toward both of you. You’ll get tackled with hugs, surprise kisses, and excited stories the second he gets home to wrap his arms around whoever he sees first.

• Iwaizumi leans more to an acts of service kind of love, he’s always doing little things for you guys that help you out in everyday life. Need something picking up? Got it. Forgot to make lunch? It’s already in the fridge. Want to rant? He’s there with an option of listen or solution.

• Oikawa is quite flirty and you offer your own remarks, as does Iwa (who is probably the most flustered by such things).

“How’s the prettiest human in the world?” Hajime is furiously blushing at your remark and barely manages a response.

“I— you—“

“I’m fine (Y/n)-chan, thanks for asking~” Tōru gladly chimes in, Iwa sighs, but smiles all the same.

“Well our dumbass is clearly fine.”

“Yeah, and I guess he is kinda pretty.” You concluded.

“I’m beautiful! How dare you?!”

• Jealous? No of course not! Well… It certainly affects them both but Oikawa is far more open with expressing it by throwing an arm over your shoulder if someone flirts with you or making an obvious comment that you’re his s/o. Iwaizumi on the other hand will nod to check if you’re okay in the situation, if you signal no then he’ll intervene.

• However if an individual is unlucky enough to suffer their combined force, then it’s two tall intimidating athletes either side of you wearing glares harsher than the sun. Yeah, you’re in safe hands.

• Of course you’re not afraid to help them out of situations either. When it’s Oikawa and his fangirls, you or Iwa will drag him away, or act all lovey which brings Torū to you both within seconds whining about missing out.

• If you ever have a problem, you’ve got a variety of contrasting solutions from the pair.

“They what?! Let’s kick their asses (Y/n)-chan!”

“Or talk to them about how you feel and come to a comprise that suits you all. It’s worth a try before the violence Crappykawa.”

If both are a lost cause then you bet the rest of Seijoh get involved courtesy of your boyfriends.

• Nights in with homemade dinner and volleyball matches playing on the TV are frequent, and the two of them are comparing tactics and commenting on various plays.

• They’re grateful for any input, even if it’s laughing at a slip. Also, don’t worry, if Volleyball isn’t your thing then they’ll alternate a match with a movie so you each have something that interests you and you can share the time together regardless.

• If you are interesting or play, Oikawa will be oh so excited to show off show you, and Iwa will come along too. Tōru uses it as an excuse to touch you and correct your form whilst Hajime gets a bit snappy with his behaviour stating that you’re doing perfectly fine.

• Iwaizumi is a great trainer though, yourself and Tōru have learned a lot from him and joked about how he should be a professional in the future. 🤭

• It gets harder when you all separate across the world. However, you have a group chat for the majority of contact and video calling. Oikawa uses it as an emoji dump and is definitely the most expressive texter out of the three of you.

• Naturally you travel the world a lot to visit one another, often times making into a slight competition. You take a selfie kissing Iwaizumis lips with the two of holding peace signs and send it to Oikawa.

[ (Y/n): Guess who made it to California first loser! ♥️ ]

[ Tōru: Bitch. It’s still 4–3-3 to me btw 😝 ]

[ (Y/n): I’m catching up, I’ll be enjoying my reward until you get here! We love you! ]

• Other times instead of visiting your resident countries, you’ll choose a location and all meet there for a holiday when you can. You often converge at the airport or hotel, sometimes crafting stupid signs for the other to find you quicker.

• It also comes in handy when travelling as you have a combination of Japanese, Spanish, English, and your languages under you belts. Hearing the other converse in their alternative languages is admittedly really cool and you all have random bilingual conversations sometimes to keep it refreshed.

• The Olympics is where their ongoing rivalry gets entertaining, you’re cornered by the pair in one of the many hallways.

“So my beautiful little lover, who are you cheering for? It’s me isn’t it~”

“Shut up dumbass, (Y/n) can pick whoever they want, and Japan is the right choice.”

• However your response shocks them, and gives them a little nostalgia.

“I didn’t come here to see who wins, I came to watch both teams lose~”

“Wha— oh my god!” Tōru remembers it from high school, and so does Hajime.

“Jeez, you’ve been hanging around Shittykawa too long. You’ll have to spend more time on my side of the bed at this rate.”

“Iwa-chan no! This is so unfair!”

“Don’t worry, when you both draw I’ll make you food, cuddle, and cheer you up any way I can.” You happily elaborate, the two of them enamoured by you as always.

“I mean… I’ll still crush you but at least losing has a perk now huh.” Iwa shrugs, Oikawa unwittingly agreeing.

“True, but like you say, I’m going to eliminate you so we’ll see.”

• Even so, as they competed you were grateful for the VIP tickets and accommodation during the Olympics. As an added bonus you got to travel the city with your two favourite people in the world.

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[ Masterlist ]

[ask-basil-omori]

specially for the anon

he asked /j (he didnt im just being silly with the power of art)

i didnt know what pose to draw snuy in so he's just... standing there like a dumbass <333 (affectionate ofc)

( @sunnyroleplayblog )

[cookieshipshowdown]

--PROPAGANDA--

SchwarzLico: - The entirety of the princess contest (CRK Episode 11, I think) - "You're the prettiest princess here" LICORICE WHEN I FIND YOU LICORICE. - Honestly this is the kind of bromance that I want to see more of. - Dumbass x Dumbass. I call them this affectionately

- [anon propaganda]

RaspRaisin: - Exchanging battle tactics would be so cute - They give each other little gifts using Raisin's crows as little messenger pigeons (the crows are happy with this arrangement) - I feel like Raisin and Raspberry are both suuuuper competitive. They would thrive feeding off of each other's energy.

[sprunki-hcs]

Vineria and Wenda are FREAKS together!!!! Sesbian lex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They are very affectionate in public, grooming eachother and singing at eachother. Due to them being Sprunkis.. this is the equivalent of them making out in public

Vineria, when horror models events happened, ran and hid with Wenda, Pinki, Oren, Tunner and OWAKCX

This was a mistake on everyone's part.

Tunner killed himself before he could be hurt like the others, thinking it was a less gruesome fate. (Dumbass forgot that they can't die)

Wenda ended up maiming most of them, but took her time with Vineria, holding her close as she cried into her. Wenda didn't know the plants would hurt her like that, so just before Wenda was planning to kill Vineria, she finds her partner bleeding and sobbing on the floor, covering her eyes

Also known as

TOXIC YURI!!!!

Vineria, after being harmed so badly by the horror events, was spared by Wenda. Wenda "protects" her via isolation, essentially making a pack with only her, Pinki and Oren.

Wenda views her sparing of Vineria as a blessing. Vineria views it as a punishment.

ANYWAY

I love lesbians!!

- The same anon who thinks that alot of Sprunkis are age regressors.. I forgot my sign off :(

🎶.