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I have more timegutte propaganda because I'm reading/watching the TBD stories rn

DURING THE TIME RELIC CHAOS EVENT THERE WAS A PART OF IT CALLED "Daily life at the TBD" AND DURING DIRECTOR & MANAGEMENT MEETINGS BAGUETTE IS THE ONLY ONE SAYING GOOD ABOUT TIMEKEEPER AND LOOK AT THIS SCREENSHOT

I'M NOT DELUSIONAL I SWEAR

“I’m not delusional I swear” this is what someone who’s Too Silly sounds like but in this case I think you’re correct

Congratulations to all Timeguette shippers it’s canon now /silly

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CARAVELVET WON IN ANOTHER POLL

BY FUCKING 0.9%

HELL YEAH??????

What poll was it,,,,,,

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Anyways, prepare to get your ask box filles and constantly tagged for all the caravelvet propaganda that didn't make it here <3

Now time to support my favorite ancient and beast ships (and whoever else is in the next rounds. I will not shut up about clottcier once I get my brain on them)

please please please please please please please please please keep sending me propaganda

together, we will pave the way for caravelvet to rise from the ashes or something. idk

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NOOOO SPICEDCHOCO LOST WTF MY SILLIES <<<///333

-SpicedChoco Anon

spicedchoco may have lost the battle, but they could still win the war. somehow. maybe.

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So. Hi.

I was busy but I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN. I PROMMY.

The polls will continue. As soon as I figure out how to have a work/life balance (fics are currently taking over the life part of that balance)

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There are a couple of things about current shipping culture that confuse me.  

1. The focus on whether or not a pairing will become canon as a reason people should ship something or not.  Do you not understand what the “transformative” part of “transformative works” means?”

2. This idea that saying “I ship that” means “I think that, as presented in canon,this is a perfect, healthy relationship that everyone should model their relationship after.” 

Sometimes shipping something does mean that.  Sometimes shipping something means “Person A is a trash bag who doesn’t deserve person B but I would love to explore how Person A might grow to deserve Person B.” Sometimes it means “I want these characters to live together forever in a conflict free domestic AU.”  Sometimes it means “I want Person A to forever pine after Person B.  Nothing is beautiful and everything hurts.”  And sometimes it just means you like their faces and want to see Person A and Person B bone in various configurations and universes. 

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No, some of them are proships for real. Though you gave us some random ships all around in the Cookei Run fandom. XD

Look man I'm trying my best based on submissions and my own personal headcanons :(

I feel like we did p good tho!!

Still shocked that PRIncident won because it's such a crackship. Against Stringkeeper which is prime doomed enemies-to-lovers

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Has voting started for Vagabond x Gim cookie yet? I was having trouble reading the brackets.

I was not aware that this was a ship! You'll have to come back in late November to submit your ships!

The beast/beast/ancient/ancient brackets are almost done, and round two of prelims will (hopefully) begin tonight! may the best ship win

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Today is the day of doom (the day Caravelvet officially loses the poll)

o7 caravelvet

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YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, PEOPLE!!!!

POLYCULE.

For legal reasons this is maybe a joke.

--PROPAGANDA--

MozzaTiger: - Laid back person with the uptight person - Mozzarella teaches Nutmeg the secrets of gambling and blockchain currencies or something - Nutmeg would THRIVE taking care of Mozzarella. She wants to be pampered, and Nutmeg lives to serve. But Mozza gives back to NT whenever she can.

OohShiny [QPR]: - Crows like shiny things. Sapphires are shiny. I rest my case. - They meet thanks to ShadowVanilla being So Fucking Gay and become the best of friends in seconds. - THE gossip girlies. Raisin hears So Many Things via her crows. They yap for HOURS about the newest girl's weird haircut or whatever.

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Caravelvet means that Red Velvet gets to hear Caramel Arrow talk shit of Affogato sometimes. Now Red Velvet the few times he sees the other CoD membes is CLEARLY more tense and short to Affogato and does not even belive a single word from him

EVERYONE QUIET NEW CARAVELVET HEADCANON DROPPED

We're committed at this point. Running the polls and everything. And also the Caravelvet propaganda account on the side

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THEY ARE TIED ONCE MORE!! STOP THE COUNT!!!!!

--PROPAGANDA--

Poly Cops-n-Robbers: - At this point Rye and Almond aren't even trying to catch Chili and Roguefort. Just trying to minimize the property damage they cause. - They would cause So Many Problems. - The four share dirt on the police/criminals to help their partners out at work.

FerretSpice: - Opposites attract - Bspice gets free anger management therapy probably - "W-What is this??" "Something the Witches clearly never gave you... a hug."

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ITS FUNNIER IF BOTH OF THE TIMEMILK SHIPS LOSE TO AFFOGATO ACTUALLY. The peachaffocacao polycruel was no match for the chaotic jester and timelord

AFFOPEACH WILL WIN!!! /silly

@drowned-in-caffeine

*looks at you. looks at the bracket. looks at you again.*

Now, as a Professional Event Runner, you're probably right.

As a member of the fandom and committer to The Bit, though.....

Guys it would be so funny if TimeMilk and TimeGuette duked it out. Listen. Listen. Two alternate universe TKs with their partners are desperately trying to explain why their partner is better than Other TK's. War. Brutality. Etc.

It would be Very Very Funny. To me.

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https://www.tumblr.com/cookieshipshowdown/785666450649153536/so-i-did-an-oopsie?source=share

I read this as : Caravelvet second chance?????

SHHHHHHHHH YOU’LL BLOW OUR COVER

This poll is gonna be a nightmare actually. All the ships fighting each other. Bloodbath of epic proportions.

ITLL BE SO DIVIDED TOO BECAUSE THATS LIKE. 16 SHIPS IN ONE POLL OUHHHH THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA

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CARAVELVET SLEEPOVER PROPAGANDA (Featuring: Chiffon)

o7 caravelvet. I’m in the process of outlining a longfic someone save me

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Okay, currently FerretSpice is winning so we need some votes on the cops and robbers to achieve tie status

--PROPAGANDA--

Poly Cops-n-Robbers: - At this point Rye and Almond aren't even trying to catch Chili and Roguefort. Just trying to minimize the property damage they cause. - They would cause So Many Problems. - The four share dirt on the police/criminals to help their partners out at work.

FerretSpice: - Opposites attract - Bspice gets free anger management therapy probably - "W-What is this??" "Something the Witches clearly never gave you... a hug."

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AFFOPEACH WILL WIN!!! /silly

@drowned-in-caffeine

*looks at you. looks at the bracket. looks at you again.*

Now, as a Professional Event Runner, you're probably right.

As a member of the fandom and committer to The Bit, though.....

Guys it would be so funny if TimeMilk and TimeGuette duked it out. Listen. Listen. Two alternate universe TKs with their partners are desperately trying to explain why their partner is better than Other TK's. War. Brutality. Etc.

It would be Very Very Funny. To me.