#dumbamerican

[weplease]

int temperature;

temperature = 75;

int Waltuh;

Waltuh = temperature + 10;

int dumbamericans = temperature * 9 / 5 + 32;

Console.WriteLine("Gale. What temperature did you set here? Here? station 5 " + temperature + " C (degrees.) I said " + Waltuh + " anyways whats that in farenheit? Its:" + dumbamericans + " farenheit.");

[benlyon-cybernet]

[twomblytvblog]

So here's a fun fact... I'm absolutely geographically retarded. I have thought for the entirety of my 30 years of life that North Korea and South Korea were located somewhere right around India or Iran... I was TODAY YEARS OLD when my mind was fucking blown to learn that the Koreas are actually in between China and Japan and are right next to parts of friggin RUSSIA!! . .EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE. . . #geography #korea #northkorea #southkorea #china #japan #russia #asia #ImAnIdiot #DumbAmerican https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt2Coa0gimk/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=er13qtj5l9ox

[themagicanimal]

How come the country that won two World Wars and invented everything from the airplane to the telephone to the Internet can't even wear a damn mask?

[quintessential20something]

This dam? Nah...That Dam. Short but sweet little visit to the city of #Vientiane in Laos. Officially struggling to pronounce every city I plan to visit in #Laos this week. #SEAsia #dumbamerican #flashpacking (at That Dam)

[randomlovermoves]

Idaho Skinheads @ Trump Beach

They will fondly look back at the fun they had while breathing through their ventilators.

[serveandheal-blog]

No Conspiracy, no Theory...This book is a conclusion. Get your copy.

[eat-wells]

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🚂🚄🚅!! Sat in the wrong seats and an old lady scolded me in French. #oops #dumbamericans #travel #train #lyon #france #europe #europeantour (at Gare de Lyon Part-Dieu)

[sicksinceofficial]

#SickSinceComic #trumpmemes #dumbestpresidentinhistory #memes #trump @realdonaldtrump #lol #pavorotti #trump #dumbamericans #embarrassing #funny #politicalcomic #ishethatstupid #bruh #italy

[greater-still-1]

Dumb American Wants To Learn

Okay so can anyone who is British please tell me, for I am a Dumb American, how the hell your government works??? You have a Queen yeah, but you also have a Parliament. Another American told me that the Parliament is a "watered down democracy". Please educate me, I really want to know. Thank you, you lovely tea drinking bastards! :)

[dslamb2]

Isn't that all car salesmen? JK. Sorry James. Teed up. #pricks #french #doesnttranslate #jkcanada #dumbamerican

[laker2727]

No matter where you go you see dumb white people exotifying people of color and treating us like a rare species. Here a white american man was recording a #cuban of #african descent trying to give him instructions on what to say to the camera. I thought this sums up how these fools look at us. #cuba #trinidad #culture #whitepeoplestopexotifyingus #dumbamerican #yourfatassaintonasafari #iwishicouldslapthatfool #culturefetishism #5yp

[sally-rouge]

Curse you, metric system! These buttons are TOO MANY millimeters! #dumbamerican #giantbuttons #theylookedsmallerinthepicture #sewingproblems #sewing #oops #seamstress

[goneisgone]

Fontana de Trevi. This just looks like Ceasars Palace in Vegas to me.. #dumbamerican #backtowork #londontomorrow #goonies #wish (at Fontana di Trevi)

[dslamb2]

Bienvenue a Montreal #huh #eh #hellocanada #dumbamerican (at Montreal-Trudeau International Airport - Air Canada Maple Leaf Lounge)

[be-yourownchange]

Mountains Are Cold, Right?

So I've been spending money here and there on clothes and gear I thought I would need to climb Mt Fuji and I've spent a decent amount.... But I just looked up the weather and the average temperature is 80 degrees...