#dumb fly boys

[fleurywiththesave]

Welcome! Everything is fine.

[wiseatom]

happy birthday mike wheeler, so sorry you're a fictional character and can't age in real time and are currently perpetually 14 years old

[pretty-puppyboy]

*paws at you*

I wanted to ask you to call me a good boy, but it seems that there is too little space in this blog for two good boys

So you're the good boy

me ? a good boy ? awww you shouldn’t have (say it again )

also there’s enough space for more than one good boy ! you’re are such a good boy :3 !!

[fish-flying-high]

Aww please please please Mr Dom sir please let me cum I've been such a good tboy for you~

(Send me horny asks while I'm high <3 )

[steakout-05]

what is this creature

why does he look like that. seeing this in the recent images page on the jj wiki was actually a jumpscare, he looks so fuckign........ i dont even know dude just LOOK at him

[spocksgotemotions]

I keep looking for Worf songs to make an edit for him and keep finding songs that would be really funny for other characters

[bibleofficial]

i literally say ‘swag’ so often it’s like i’m back home in 2011

[fastfists]

Forever on the hill that Knuckles is a skilled and strategic fighter UwU

[atomicsuperrobot]

I wish there was a better screenshot of Beef Fury™ in the finished scene, rather than just that screenshot from the animation reel. Though, part of the issue with the finished scene is lighting... perhaps I just want to look at a model turntable. I want to see how these two Light Furies differ from Nubby, if indeed the smaller one differs at all.

[iminaworldofpureimagination]

Losing your teeth ughhh

Can't find my class

graduated 16 years ago

Had so many dreams of giant ocean waves that I fear living by the beach

99 percent of my dreams are more weird than this poll 😁

Weirdly Specific Things from Dreams

Okay, I was pondering this on the way home from work, so, which weirdly specific (or specifically weird) thing that tends to crop up my dreams have you also noticed in yours?

[nightguide]

Dumb bumb bumb bumb (Selena Gomez) Disney regalia part 1

Selena Marie Gomez. (draconic)

Saturn degree (17.16) Taurus is now a Scorpio when using Draconic and it is on a Leo degree.

Selena's Saturn tells a lot about her intuitive side being desecrated by the 'mysterious Jesus figure' she calls it and she does not rely on anyone except herself but that is not even there either; her home 'planet' is yet to be found but as long as she knows Dubai but that would not last that long for her as she knows the heartbreaker (me) knows that the world ended in the 2020's than it did in the 90's, she had no name or no Arabic roots to inquire from, the Scorpio part is where she will face hard changes in legalising her names from scriptures to english, whether that will be promoting her music will grace no shame for longer is how her fans will realise who she is as part of the agenda to 'get into God's good graces' so she is heavily scared of people actually coming after her for good or for even worse, that only shows where she will activate her new name, because that will ultimately cost her her legacy which she is scarily ashamed that someone who once was a 'part of Disney' went rogue, but that is not Demi's fault completely, she is ashamed of taking the limits for herself whether she likes it or not (don't blame me, like i was one of the people who had an honest opinion) in general realisation, she tried to take down an entire Ummah to consummate her wealth and it will start with one 'retard' but heck, she can never be killed or even be 'loved too deeply' because Gomez requires a sacrifice which is why she tried to get it out of the men who worked in the same industry as she did because she knows the gender body metrics and will never come after women til last, you're the only one who see's this because i like to read peoples charts as much as my own but to my own privatisation, i don't like to require efforts in putting my birth chart online because i do have rights to privacy, i like to keep it well maintained because i know my rights of personal privacy knows boundaries and in 'the sphere', everything about you gets exposed, but no harm done to the one annotating this is the one who she was trying to kill, like that is her Draconic Saturn Scorpio being read in the new degree theory i have made that accurately reads the portfolio of their life's patterns without charging extras for intuitive readings and consultations, like any astro-practitioner should know about the heavy weights against society with the use of meaningless knowledge being displayed as causes of illnesses up until the point where she followed Evan Nathaniel Grimm's page on Youtube to plot against me. she will definitely calm down to find meaning in life but however her intentions against me will result her in looking for a job that will suit her needs primarily because Grimm actively warns people of using meaningless information that holds no regards to heart than it does for using it to help the body restore being by changing ways to live and get by time that holds no perception in peace except yourself. Selena however has it hard on her state of being within the bylaws of what she does to control her fans in her area of influence is highly regards to herself in moral compass (she has it in her 7H retrograde but now 1H retrograde) she will need to be highly careful of how Muslim's pertain diligence as now, publicly speaking, she walks among us (Muslim Revert with a bad intention to derogatory state of living at a time almost hitting Qiyamat)

Natal. (what she is feeling to true actual persona. her lifelong lesson in being but to those who know their hearts are the ones who will create her time in heaven, so Selena naturally would have chosen medical health if she was not in the Biz)

Sun in Capricorn. 29.55 (Leo degree)

Selena does not know how to actually get back by looking at her heart because she does not know how to escape the 'glamour' unless someone ridiculously shuts her down for bargaining her life because the heartbreaker's energy shield (Ummah) is too hard to break it down, so you might as well join them.

Sidereal (only shows what the world would be like if you're there but karmic alliance can only show how she would break down, but it is cruel and critical only evasive to the world when only she (Ummah) wants her to stop alienating their followers of the deen to stupidity of useless arguing, it will also show how Allah (swt) will leave a clean but unkind message to her life become after the heartbreaker (neurotypical Muslim harmed by life itself post-death of her father (Keanu Reeves))

NN. 11.16 scorpio

Selena has a tough way out when she does not know how to pertain a tragic backstory when she will dislocate herself as Demi did, what Demi went through from childhood will be returned to her, she will go through a slumber of attacks regarding food and self worth (saturn - Draconic) and it's going to be on her 5H, so it's likely that the daughter of the infamous tale of Keanu Reeves will take the ascension as Queen of Hollywood as a just and moral leader as she always has, pertaining the Demi's role as 'Nightingale'.

[hoots-the-owl]

I’m caught up with the JJK anime and fuck dude I can’t have shit in Detroit can I?

[washeduphazbin]

Hi, I would like to ask for a smut from Adam x fem Reader, his dear wife is going to pay him a visit at his work and in the end they almost get paid for lute

New Eve (Adam x Fem! Wife! Reader)

-SMUT AHEAD MINORS DNI-

Other warnings: Adam Being Adam

I hope I wrote this ask and understood it correctly! Adam is my guilty pleasure. I love men who are dumb as rocks and who are going to be absolutely leashed by even stronger women.

REQUESTS OPEN

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There's a saying that all good things come in threes, Lilith, Eve, and you. Adam's final wife, who physically couldn't be swayed by Lucifer because Adam had met you in Heaven. When you passed through the pearly gates, you were greeted by none other than the first human himself. You were in awe for about two seconds until you quickly gathered the first man was a complete and utter dickhead. He seemed to falter when you walked past him to greet an angel named Lute, Adam's second in command. She tensed a little as you introduced yourself, ignoring Adam's protests that dubbed you a Queen Mega Bitch.

All this to say, it took about three months before Lute caught Adam sticking his tongue down your throat with you latched onto him like a koala. You made a distressed sound at being caught while listening to Adam laugh above you. You distinctly heard him call your mouth as good as a vagina while pressing a kiss to your hairline. "Adam!" You hissed, pulling on the horns of his mask as he let out a defiant sound, "Inappropriate."

"Ugh yeah, that's kind of my thing, sugar tits."

"You need to not make it your thing, or this thing doesn't happen." You drew your line in the metaphorical sand before marching out of the room, faintly hearing Lute argue about Adam's behavior behind you.

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Two years later, you were Adam's new 'Eve' in heaven with two golden rings to prove the love that formed between the two of you...somehow. Did the both of you fight constantly? Yes. Did you want to wring his neck every time he opened the gaping hole he called a mouth? Also Yes. But did you love him...unfortunately. Even though he had a laundry list of bad habits, a vulgar mouth, and gross hobbies, he had his moments. He was protective, fiercely so, and despite his fuck boy personality, he only had his sights set on you. Lute often asked you what you saw in Adam, and you'd reluctantly sigh and give a tired grin, "He makes me laugh. Plus, with proper motivation, he's putty in my hand." Lute made a sound of understanding, nodding her head,

"Ah, yes. Use your feminine wiles to control those weaker than you, even if they may be physically stronger. We must use what we are given as women. Well, you must. I'm very strong without using that to my advantage."

"Yes, exactly," You snickered as Lute stopped outside Adam's office. "Which is exactly why Sera put me in charge of convincing Adam to meet with The Morningstar's daughter." You groaned, rubbing the bridge of your nose, "I'll see you back here later, then?"

"Yes, ma'am." Lute bowed, "I wish you luck...you'll need it. He's in one of his moods." before taking off into the sky and down the hall. You reached up with a stretch of your arms, fluffing up your wings to look extra pretty before knocking on Adam's door,

"Adam." You hummed, knocking on the grand marble door once before opening it. You leaned against the entranceway, wings brushing against the floor, as his head shot up.

"Sugartits!"

"Not my name!" You dodged Adam's hug with a flurry of your wings; he grinned, shoving the door closed with his hip. "Adam," you said in warning as he used his angelic magic to fly towards you and trap you within his arms.

"and what would you prefer I call you? My Bitch? Wifey?" He mused, peppering sloppy kisses against your cheek and down your neck. "We could go with Queen or Goddess, preferably." You shot back, dragging Adam down to sit in his chair; you hummed gently, removing his mask from his face. He leaned back, kicking his legs up on the desk as you slid down into his chest, straddling his hips. You hummed, running your fingers through his brown hair, and he melted into your touch, "My name works, too."

"I guess we can settle on Queen. Does that make me your King?" Adam preened as you scratched under his chin,

"Without a doubt...but we must talk about the Young Morningstar."

"Who?" He made a faux confused face which you raised an eyebrow back at in response, "Ugh, Lucifer's cunt daughter. What about her?"

"She's been begging for a meeting. I suggest you meet with her." Your lips began to trail down his neck, nipping at his skin as his body flushed.

"But that's so much work, sugar." He groaned, running his clawed hands through your hair, "Can't I just say fuck off back to hell we're gonna exterminate all of you regardless."

"Sera wants you to at least meet with her one time; she's giving you a lot of trust to handle this on your own."

"And if I do what you ask, what'll you give me?" He mused, eyes sparkling. You huffed, hitting him with the back of your wing, and he laughed, "Come on, you gotta sweeten the deal for me, mama."

"You're such a bastard." You huffed, moving to pull your hair out of your face. He moved his legs to the ground, and you could slide between his knees. "Robe off unless you want dirty," you commanded as Adam fumbled out of it quickly.

"I love you~" He leaned back with a sly grin, hand reaching up to move your head closer to his lip. Your fingers spread across his thighs, and you huffed softly, looking up at him.

"I love you more. If I do this for you, you promise to meet with young Lady Morningstar?"

"You can't just fuck me because you love me?"

"Bite me." You sneered, but there wasn't any malice in your voice as he stood up, picking you up off the ground and pressing your back against his desk.

"Oh, it would be my pleasure. I can't say your robes will survive, though I might need to get you some new ones." Adam popped the buttons on your robe, allowing your body to be laid bare for his eyes. He watched your breathing hitch as his long claw trailed down your neck to your chest. "Fuck I love these puppies, you know that?" Adam grinned, grabbing fistfuls of your breasts, squeezing and kneading to his heart's content. Your husband was like an oversized golden retriever. When he sees something he likes, he obsesses over it like a man deranged. His favorite playthings of yours were your tits and ass. "Any meetings?"

"None. I'm yours for the rest of the day. You can mark me how you'd like; I'm yours, my husband. Well, until you meet with the Princess."

"Fuckkkkk yeah, baby, come 'ere." Adam dove between your breasts, and he felt you suck in air through your teeth. He began to bite and suck on the supple flesh of your chest; you keened, arching into his mouth, hands tangling in his brown hair. You could tell from the way his teeth would graze against your nipples and your flesh he was doing everything in his power to leave marks on the skin.

"Adam...ngh." You panted, feeling his hand move down from your breast to slide down your stomach and between your legs. "Shit," You squeaked, feeling him tease your clit with his thumb and forefinger with a dopey grin on his face.

"There's my favorite girl," He flicked your nub skillfully; for being a massive asshole, this prick sure knew where to find your clit. One finger slid between your folds, and you tossed your head against the cold marble desk. "Damn, only one finger has you acting up? I must not be treating you good enough," He purred as another finger entered you, stretching you out to be big enough for, 'the first ever man god created.' Adam watched with delight as your wings spread out and trembled, glowing with a soft golden glow. "That's it, you're being such a good girl for me. Are you ready?"

"Yes." You panted, "Adam, please."

"God, you beg so nicely, you little slut," His hand reached up to grip your throat, causing you to let out a desperate whine, hips bucking into his fingers. "Beg Harder," He demanded, moving your hand to palm him through his trousers, stiff and aching. "Look at how hard you make me. How desperate. I need you to worship your god."

"Yes, sir." You purred, "You're my God, Adam. I need you, I'd worship for your love, your touch, your dick." You dragged your hand up your chest, playing with the swell of your own breast, "Don't you want to make me happy, baby?"

"More than anything." Adam's eyes lit up in elation, "Stay with me. Don't go to Lucifer. You're mine." He snarled, hands around your throat, "Say it."

"I'm with you. Only you. Forever Adam." His entire body seemed to relax when you said that, pressing gentle kisses to your cheek and lips. "I love you, you annoying Dickweed."

"Love you more, Sugartits." He grinned cheekily before lowering himself to you with a hiss-like laugh. "Tight as ever, and that's why I love you,"

"If you keep talking nonsense while you're literally inside me, I'll cut off your dick,"

"Sounds kinky."

"Adam."

"Fine, Fine, you're so vanilla." He mused, albeit his tone was much softer, fonder than his earlier teasing. His hands grabbed under your knees and pressed you close with a snap of his hips. You both let out a moan, yours higher pitched and needier, bucking your hips, searching for more friction than he was currently providing. You always savored the way he was able to fill you up, he wasn't the longest but god was he thick filling you in all the right ways. Every time his hips snapped into you, you could feel just how deep he kissed your cervix. "Yeah, you like that?" He panted, "Like how deep I'm getting? From the way you're dripping, you're practically soaking through my table. Your vag is like a vice, babe, so tight for this big cock."

"Hm. Your words always know how to turn me o-ng-ff." You moaned out this end at a particularly sharp thrust of his hips. "Fuck you," You panted as he grinned down at you,

"Good news, wifey, that's exactly what we're doing-"

"Sir!" You let out a scream as Lute slammed the door of his office open, you climbed against Adam's body like an embarrassed Nun. He groaned, still inside you but having the decency to cover you with his wings.

"What do you need, Lute? I'm a little busy getting it on with my sexy ass wife." Adam complained, motioning to the top of your head, to which you made an embarrassed sound of mortification. "Can this be rescheduled or-"

"The Princess of Hell is here, Sir. She just showed up-"

"Are you for real telling me that the bitch Princess of Hell is seriously cucking me right now?!"

"...Yes."

"(Y/n) If I killed her for interrupting us, would you be pissed?"

"Beyond Adam."

"Fuck."

[piedpiperart]

I’d like to imagine Danny didn’t have any powers yet or does but like just a little and that Damian was tasked with protecting Danny, since it would be a good training exercise and he’d learn stuff.

But, Damian finds it hard to protect Danny from his own family, and the league. Especially since Ras is set on experimenting on him wit the Lazarus pits.

Danny learns of his father and hopes that Bruce will be able to help protect Danny better. So he figures out how to run away with his little brother at ten while Danny is 5/6.

Bruce and the other kids are surprised to see a Bruce/talia lookalike and a toddler at the front steps of the manor, especially when he’s been spotting more LoA assassins around Gotham lately.

Bruce has a crisis but takes in the two inseparable kids anyways. Dick helps a lot with getting damian and Danny adjusted and Tim actually gets to bond with Danny about space and stuff so Damian can’t even start to hate Tim.

Then Danny starts showing his powers more ad they’re a bit… creepy. Damian tries to train him on them but what does he do when Danny’s ice ore is forming and is making him sick? He refuses to let Bruce run tests on Danny because that’s what Ras did.

They do it doctor checkup style though and Dick or Tim get to demonstrate beforehand. They find out Danny’s powers a bit more and help him to control his ice and stuff.

Jason comes to the manor! I’d like to think Jason might immediately see the baby and just,, parent the heck out of him. But it could also be that Danny’s super attached to Jason and he doesn’t know why, only that he doesn’t feel the rage at all around the kid.

Basically, everyone spoils tiny ghost toddler Danny, and Damian is happy to get them out of the LoA.

What if when Damian was younger say 5-6 or so he demanded a little brother. After his Mother refuses Damian in a moment of child like wonder asks the Lazarus Pits for a baby brother.

And the pits listen?? It Spits out baby Danny who is wondering why he’s a baby and where he is now.

Then a 10 year old Damian shows up at the Wayne’s with a half-dead toddler.

[undisclosedproxy]

Possessive, obsessive, aggressive T.R T.N M.R

Summary: A movie night where secrets get revealed with Y/N and the boys.

Popcorn flying through the air, laughter filling the homely manor and the television playing a long forgotten movie. This is how good life ha been living with the boys. Y/N was currently sitting on the warm carpeted floor in between Theodores legs, Tom was sitting to the right of them, comfortable on his own seperate arm chair and Mattheo to the left of them, taking up most of the couch sitting in the most annoying way so that he was touching both Theodore and Y/N.

”You should have heard her screaming Y/N” Mattheo laughed loudly basically wheezing at this point, ready to pee himself from laughter.

”Okay it’s not that funny. All we did was hook up and then she woke me up screaming, she was supposed to leave already.” Theodore said shooting a fake glare in Mattheos direction with his icy blue eyes. He continued to sloppily try to braid Y/Ns piece of long brown silky hair.

”You’re right. It wasn’t funny it was obnoxious. Actually it was downright absurd, only the lowest of the low human beings with that level of IQ-“ Tom started going on a very angry rant, most of the time everyone doesn’t know what he’s talking about when he has these moments of his temper betraying him.

”Come on tom, calm down a little bit?” Y/N asked with furrowed brows and a slight pout. She didn’t mind when Mattheo and Theodore start their friendly banter but sometimes Tom just doesn’t get the hint, or pick up on social settings vibes.

Tom huffed and looked away, he didn’t want to admit it but he cares about what she thinks. They all know it too.

”You pricks are both so fucking in love with Y/N, at this point it’s disgusting.” Mattheo chuckled loudly as he continued to throw popcorn at Tom. Mattheo draped a foot over Y/Ns head. She shot him a glare and smacked his foot with her free hand, the other trying to help Theodore braid her hair.

”Do not start.” Tom warned him with a harsh look as Tom continued to put the popcorn Mattheo keeps throwing at him in a trash bag.

”Oh, do not act like you weren’t going absolute crazy when she brought a guy home.” Theodore yelled extremely loudly for no reason which was so random. Y/N looked up at Mattheo with a confused look, then back up at Theodore who was fiddling with her hair trying to detangle the matt he had made.

”No i didn’t!” Mattheo screamed back obviously lying. He was trying to cover for himself in front of Y/N.

”You dickheads did too!” Mattheo yelled pointing at Tom and Theo. As he jumped up, the popcorn falling onto the floor, the popcorn kennels already in the expensive carpet. Tom groaned loudly obviously already knowing he is going to be the one cleaning that up.

“Well. We did not hex him.” Theodore said sassily as he crossed his arms with a huff, giving up on trying to untangle the braid.

”Yes.” Tom said dryly agreeing with Theodore.

”IT WAS LITERALLY YOU WHO HEXED HIM!” Mattheo screamed at Tom, Mattheo was met with Tom staring at him blankly.

”oh.” Tom said nonchalantly,

Everyone stared at him with a concerned look on their faces.

”Is this why no boys ever come back over after the first date?” Y/N asked with a dumb founded look on her face.

”Yes.” The boys all answered in the same nonchalant tone and all at the same time.

”You guys sound like a cult, i’m leaving.” Y/N said as she gets up off the carpeted floor from in between Theodores legs. She walks up the stairs while flipping them off as they stared at her blankly.

”Her ass is so fat.” Mattheo said while so obviously staring. He was met with eye rolling from Theodore, but obviously he was staring too because he had to re arrange his pants, and Tom just looking at him with a disgusted look as he grabbed a pillow and put it over his crotch as he huffed once again.

[riminiscensce]

Ajaw likes to ridicule Kinich anytime he gets the chance to. Though, that being said, the chances of it actually happening is close to none.

Kinich is anything but stupid. Embarrassing him, or at least getting him to show an emotion other than that stupid scowl on his face (Ajaw’s words, not mine), is nearly impossible. And Ajaw hates that.

That’s why the Almighty Dragonlord starts to like it when you’re around, because his chances of potentially annoying the hunter is increased.

The first time Ajaw finally succeeded in this self-indulgent mission was a moment he wouldn’t forget.

You were in a conversation with Kinich, an occurrence that started to become more and more usual. When Ajaw notices your full attention on the boy, he strikes.

Kinich was confused at first. He doesn’t miss the way your eyes widened a bit with a little hint of humor. It was obvious to him you were trying your best to hold back your laughter.

“Is there something funny?” He asked awkwardly while you were nearing to burst out in fits of giggles. He was starting to question himself and his surroundings, is someone behind him? Is there any dirt on his face? Is his hair still messy from his nap? Did he wear his bandana the wrong way?

Ajaw wasn’t oblivious to Kinich’s sudden disturbance. He’s certain Kinich is starting to retrace his memory from earlier if there was something that caused his appearance to appear different to make you laugh.

“Well…” You chuckle, and Kinich connected the dots when he noticed the lack of Ajaw’s unending complaints.

Kinich looked behind him to see a yellow cat tail wagging—then he felt something on top of his head, a pair of green ears, twitching at every movement. Then, to top it off, Ajaw even put in pixelated whiskers on his face.

He looks dumb.

You eventually crack up, watching as Ajaw was eventually caught by Kinich’s strong grip.

“Sorry… That was so cute—” You cover your mouth while still trying to stop your mirth. The smart and serious Saurian hunter, having a pair of cat ears and a tail.

“Get your hand off me! You servant!” Ajaw complained, trying to wiggle himself out of Kinich’s hand, desperately trying to ignore how Kinich was glaring rigid daggers onto him.

“Thank you for the laugh, Ajaw.” You smiled at Kinich’s companion, the Dragonlord turning to you.

“Yeah—see! They enjoyed it! Get off of me now!” He continued to wiggle. “Hey human! Tell this servant to get his hands—“

Kinich threw him at the back.

“Sorry,” You hear Kinich while watching Ajaw fly at the back, his squeals turning deaf to the hunter.

For the rest of your conversation, Ajaw chose to stay away until Kinich finally finds him in some bush like a runaway pet.

“Why the hell would you do that?”

“Hey! Relax! They liked it! You should be thanking me!!” Ajaw complained, floating behind Kinich as they made their way towards the exit. “Bet you haven’t seen them smile like that till earlier, huh?!”

In a sense, Ajaw was right, surprisingly.

Kinich doesn’t bicker with Ajaw further, which is something normal for him. In the end, they both gained something after that little event.