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not me spending way too much money on trench art
#look the ring is expensive but i've paid the same amount for a pendant before#granted the pendant was real silver rather than aluminum but it wasn't over a hundred years old#and the vase is SO fucking cool. i've seen exorbitantly priced shell vases go from $250-$1000! only a few on the higher end but still#even the $250 is out of my price range. if it's over $85 before shipping i pass.#and this one was $40!! the shipping cost more which. ouch. hope i don't have to pay import fees on top of giving the british post way too#much money lmao. the vase was surely for postwar tourists bc of the blank crest for personal inscription BUT it's made from a genuine shell#and directly linked to armed conflict so it's trench art! civvie made stuff is still trench art. i also have my eyes on a couple more ones#that are $60-70 but with shipping & tax they'd both individually cost around $130. i am NOT spending $260 on vases and also would have no#idea what the fuck to do decor wise with three goddamn brass vases 💀 there's nowhere to put three of them without looking dumb as hell lol#len speaks
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Hi people in my phone I’m obsessed with this picture one of my sisters took last night but I can’t post it anywhere else so y’all get to enjoy it
#out here being all cute but nowhere else I can post this#I have a very specific curated image on all my other social media#I’m so pretty when I’m drunk as hell and v happy#dumb ellie is dumb
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why.
#i fucking deactivated my fb for the final god damn time like there is no escape from seeing shit about his stupid ass apparently#him being suggested for me to tag randomly after over a year of no contact was irritating and made me afraid to fucking tag people invade#incase* his face popped up. but then having shows his dumb fucking band is playing being advertised by people i didn’t even know hung with#him is like ok enough there is nowhere safe god. listening to the grudge by olivia rodrigo the other day out of curiosity opened a dimension#back into hell.
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not sure what's funnier about the fall fest fic. me accidentally providing a backstory as to why william's fursona is a rabbit, or the implication that henry's fursona is generational/assigned to him by the patriarchs of his family.
#texts.#this is an extremely serious fic and yet. second chapter is a dumb as hell meet-cute out in the middle of nowhere utah during a festival.#henry: this fella's hella charming! even if he is a bit odd#william: YOU CAN'T CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS#this just in: pathetic wet cat of a 19yo englishman on the run decimated by american hospitality and a warm meal#this fic is gonna be one hell of a heavy hitter i can feel it in my BONES.#wip: house of the setting sun#aka the fall fest fic that takes place over the course of (nearly) a decade#i will not stop until i've had both these men psychoanalyzed to hell and back.
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asking bf! katsuki what he feels about prenups makes you fall in love with him all over again.
you were lounging on the couch, legs draped across katsuki’s lap as the tv played some random show neither of you were really watching. his hand rested on your thigh, thumb tracing absentminded circles while you scrolled through your phone.
the thought hit you out of nowhere, and before you could second-guess yourself, you blurted it out.
"hey, what do you think about prenups?"
katsuki froze mid-circle. his eyes shifted from the tv to you, brow furrowing. "the fuck?"
"a prenup," you repeated, sitting up slightly. "y’know, legal agreements before marriage, just in case things go south. if we get married."
"when we get married," he corrected automatically. his brows drew together. "why the hell are you askin’ me about prenups?"
you shrugged, fiddling with the hem of your shirt. "i dunno. i was just curious. a lot of people get them."
katsuki scoffed, sitting up straighter. "yeah, greedy assholes who don't trust each other."
"not always," you countered. "sometimes it's just making sure both people feel secure. it doesn't mean you don't trust each other. to protect assets, just in case—"
katsuki scoffed, cutting you off. "just in case? you plannin’ on leaving me or somethin’?"
your eyes widened. "what? no! i'm just saying—"
he made a face, the kind he always did when he thought something was bullshit.
"tch. i don't need some dumbass piece of paper to tell me what's yours or mine."
"'sides..." he shifted, his hand sliding from your thigh to your chin, tilting your face toward his. "everything i got's yours anyway."
your heart skipped a beat. "everything?"
"yeah. the apartment, the money, the dumb shit i spend on workout gear. all yours. even me," his thumb brushed over your bottom lip. "especially me."
you swallowed hard, warmth flooding your chest. "that’s... really sweet."
his lips twitched into a smirk. "yeah? so does that mean i get all your shit too? ain’t that how it works?"
you grinned. "sure. you can have my stuffed toy collection and my 2 digit savings account."
"fuck yeah," he said, voice dripping with sarcasm. "knew you were a catch."
you laughed, swatting his chest. he caught your wrist easily, kissing each and every knuckle. his face softened as he looked at you, calloused hand cradling the back of your head.
"don’t need a prenup, pretty," he said, quieter this time. "what we got... it ain't temporary. i'm all in. always."
your heart melted on the spot. "yeah?"
"yeah," he leaned in closer, his nose brushing yours. "if things do go south, we talk. ‘cause i’d rather die than let you go."
your heart stuttered in your chest. you were expecting some casual discussion, maybe even some banter, but instead, you got this—your boyfriend looking at you like he’d burn the world down before letting anyone take you away from him.
"...so, no prenup?" you squeaked.
katsuki huffed, pressing a firm kiss to your lips. "no fucking prenup."
"now quit talkin' about stupid legal shit and kiss me."
‧₊˚✧[ it's me, kia ! ]✧˚₊‧ 。゚•┈꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱┈• 。゚ ‧₊˚✧[ more of katsuki ! ]✧˚₊‧
⋆˚࿔ kia's note ˚⋆ hii! inspired by @gojosprettyprincess 's post about opinions on prenups and thought this up >< i PROMISE i will do some requests before i get to the twitter porn links with katsuki^^ hope you guys enjoy!!
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Back on Track
Pairing: Lando Norris x Reader
Summary: After a fight with Lando, you’re nowhere to be found when he leaves for Austin, making him fear the relationship is over. But when you arrive at the track with Max, he gets a second chance to make things right, and the two of you reconcile.
Word count: 2061
Even though we're going through it And it makes you feel alone Just know that I would die for you Baby, I would die for you, yeah
You and Lando rarely fought. You’d been together since his final season in Formula 2, a bloody long time, and you could count the big fights on one hand. But this one was different. This was the worst of them all.
It was his last day at home before flying to Austin, and somehow everything went down.
"You're being clingy!" He shouted, running a hand through his messy curls, frustration etched on his face.
You stared at him, stunned. "I’m being clingy? Me? Lando, we’ve been together for years, and I have never asked you for anything. The one time I do, and this is what you say? Wow."
"Yeah, well, you’ve never acted like this before!" His face hardened, eyes sparking with irritation you weren’t used to. "Seriously, if you suddenly want some boyfriend who’ll sit around every night, watching dumb TV shows and cuddling you to sleep, maybe you should find someone else."
You shook your head, disbelief morphing into something different, something more hurt. "Maybe I should do that!"
He was beyond pissed. "Then please, do! I'm going out and I'll do the same." He turned, grabbing his jacket without a second glance. and strode out, slamming the door shut behind him.
You flinched at the echo, the silence crashing down around you as tears started to well up. "I hate you, Lando Norris." You whispered into the emptiness of the apartment.
Lando sat in the VIP section of his favorite Monaco club, gazing blankly over the crowded dance floor. The music pulsed, people laughed and danced, but his thoughts were miles away, thinking of you.
Max leaned in, breaking Lando’s trance. "Are you going to tell me what’s going on, or do I have to drag it out of you?" Lando shrugged. "Was it that bad?"
Lando sighed, his gaze distant. "It was! It was the worst fight we’ve ever had." He swallowed, the words bitter. "She probably thinks I’m cheating on her right now."
Max’s eyebrows shot up. "What are you talking about? Why would she think that?"
"Because, I pretty much said that." Lando muttered lound enough for Max to hear over the music.
Max looked at him, incredulous. "Why the hell would you say that, you absolute idiot? You love her."
Lando exhaled heavily. "I was angry! I didn’t even think. I just… said it. I realized how bad it sounded the second I left."
Max shook his head, staring at him with a mix of pity and frustration. "Well, congratulations: you’re an idiot!"
"Thanks for the information."
It was late when Lando finally got home. The apartment was dark, and silence filled the rooms. He stepped into the kitchen, grabbing a bottle of water from the fridge, his mind caught between whether he should crash on the sofa or swallow his pride, apologize, and lie beside you.
He waked to the closed bedroom door, standing there for a long moment, nerves filling his body. His hand hovered over the doorknob, but he stopped himself. He stepped back and with the sting of guilt he fell down on the sofa.
You were deep asleep when a hand shook your shoulder. Groggily, you opened your eyes to see your best friend sitting on the edge of the bed, her eyes barely open, hair rumpled from sleep.
"What?"
She yawned, rubbing her eyes before looking at you. "Your phone won’t stop ringing."
Blinking, you glanced at the empty nightstand, remembering you’d left your phone in the living room. "What time is it?" You muttered. "It’s probably Lando. We were supposed to leave for Austin early."
She groaned, pulling a pillow over her head and laying down next to you. "Then answer it or turn it off. It’s too early for this, and I’m exhausted."
"She rejected my call!" Lando exclaimed, pacing back and forth in the apartment.
Max raised an eyebrow. "That’s good news."
"How is that good?"
"At least we know she’s okay." He said. "And still mad at you, which is probably deserved."
"I don’t even know if she was still here when I got home last night. The bedroom door was closed, and I just… crashed on the sofa. I only realized she was gone this morning."
Max nodded thoughtfully. "So, what’s the plan now?"
“I don’t know,” Lando groaned, slumping into a chair, rubbing his hands over his face. "The team’s going to kill me if I miss this flight."
"So go!" Max said firmly.
Lando looked up, shaking his head. "No way. I’m not leaving without her."
Max rolled his eyes. "Look, she knows you have to leave, Lando. Sooner or later, she’s coming back, and when she does, I’ll bring her to Austin myself. Just go."
"What if she refuses to go?"
"She loves you. She'll want t make things right. Trust me!"
Lando hesitated. "You promise?"
"I promise."
You slipped into the apartment two hours later, knowing Lando would be gone by now. The silence felt heavy as you shut the door, but before you could make it to the kitchen, Max appeared, stepping out from Lando’s streaming room.
You jumped, clutching your chest. "Max! What the hell? You scared me!"
"Sorry!" He said, raising his hands in apology.
"What are you doing here? Is Lando still here?" You glanced around, half expecting him to walk out from somewhere.
"He left. Had to, or he’d have missed his flight."
You made your way to the kitchen, grabbing a bottle of water from the fridge and taking a long sip. "I thought you were going with him."
"I am. I was just waiting for you."
You looked at him, understanding dawning slowly. "Max, I don’t think going with you is a good idea." You sank into a chair at the small dining table, and Max sat across from you.
"That’s not true."
"Max, you don’t know how he treated me, the things he said…" You swallowed, voice shaking. "He told me I should find someone else. And said he would, too."
Max leaned forward, shaking his head. "Look, he was furious and stupid. Belive me, I know what he said, and he regrets every word. He didn’t even want to leave. I practically had to drag him onto the helicopter."
Tears pricked at your eyes. "Max, I don't know."
"He’s an idiot, but he’s an idiot in love with you. I’ve never seen him like this with anyone, Y/N. He’s been calling you non-stop, hoping you’d pick up, and he’s completely torn up about it. So please, come with me. Let’s go to Austin."
Lando had been unusually quiet all day. Practice had gone well, but not well enough; the Ferraris were ahead, and so was Verstappen. His mind should’ve been on the upcoming sprint qualifying, but all he could think about was you and the fight. He could only hope that Max was somehow convincing you to come to Austin.
"Everything alright? You’ve been quiet, which is… not like you." Oscar asked, glancing over at Lando as they wrapped up filming a video for McLaren’s social media.
"Just tired." Lando muttered.
Oscar hesitated, then asked gently. "Where’s Y/N? Lily told me she was coming."
Lando’s jaw tensed, his eyes flicking up to meet Oscar’s. "I… don’t think she’s coming." He admitted, his voice low. "I messed things up pretty badly."
Oscar raised his eyebrows. "Want to talk about it?"
Lando shook his head, leaning back and closing his eyes. "Not really. Just… hoping I haven’t lost her." He said, more to himself than to Oscar.
Lando was suiting up, pulling on his gloves and securing his helmet, trying to lock his focus onto the upcoming sprint qualifying. But the knot of anxiety in his stomach hadn’t eased since he arrived, knowing he might have to go through this entire weekend without you there.
Just then, Max appeared in front of him, grinning. "Hey, mate. Just came by to wish you luck. And, by the way…" Max lowered his voice, glancing over his shoulder. "She’s here."
"Fuck... thank you for bringing her."
There, standing quietly near the corner, arms crossed and headphones on, was you. You looked a little nervous, a shy expression on your face and when your eyes met, you quickly looked away.
A wave of relief fell over him, and he instinctively took a step forward, desperate to close the space between you. But Max put a hand on his shoulder, holding him back.
"Not now." Max warned. "You’ve got a sprint to think about. You can talk to her after."
"But—" Lando began, his eyes darting back to you, a urge to apologize.
A couple of mechanics also intercepted him, nudging him toward the car with hurried reminders. "We’re starting in a few, Lando."
Lando clenched his jaw, glancing back at you. Taking a deep breath, Lando slipped into the car, his heart beating a little steadier, his mind clearing. For the first time all day, he felt ready. You were here and that was everything.
You watched the qualifying from the garage, heart pounding with every lap. It was always like this: nerve-wracking, pride and fear as you watched him push himself and the car to the limit. But today, your chest felt even tighter, knowing the tension lingering between you.
When the session ended, Lando finished fourth. Relief mixed with a bit of pride washed over you as you clapped, your gaze fixed on him as he came into the garage.
The moment he spotted you, he didn’t hesitate. He strode over and without a word, he reached for your hand, gently but firmly, and led you out of the garage toward his driver’s room, ignoring the curious glances around you.
Once inside, he closed the door. "Y/N… Babe, I’m so sorry."
You looked down, your arms wrapping around yourself. "You hurt me, Lando. You didn’t just walk away, you made me feel like I was… too much."
He stepped closer, reaching for your hand again. "I was an idiot. I don’t even know why I said those things. I was frustrated, and I took it out on you. None of it was true. You’re not ‘too much.’ You’re… everything to me."
"I thought you didn’t want me anymore."
He swallowed, his voice barely a whisper. "That could never be true. I can’t imagine any of this, my life, racing, anything, without you." He brushed a stray tear from your cheek. "I was terrified you wouldn’t come. That I’d ruined everything."
You took a shaky breath. "Max convinced me… told me you didn’t want to leave, that you were just… scared of losing me."
"More than you know." He said, his hand holding yours firmly. "Please forgive me, Y/N. I’ll spend as long as it takes making it up to you."
"I don't want you to give up anything, Lando."
"I know. I know. That's not what you asked me."
After a long moment, you squeezed his hand. "I’m here now." You said softly. "Let’s just start with that."
Relief flooded his face as he wrapped you in his arms, holding you close, as if he never wanted to let go. "I know I don’t deserve it, but I’m grateful you’re here. I don’t want to mess this up ever again."
You gave him a gentle smile, brushing a stray curl from his forehead. "I didn’t come all this way to hold onto what happened. Let’s just… move forward. Together."
He smiled. "Together."
A knock on the door interrupted the moment. "Lando?" A team member called from the hallway. "They need you back in the garage in five!"
Lando glanced back toward the door, then returned his gaze to you, clearly torn. "Go!" You murmured. "I’ll be here when you’re done. I’m not going anywhere."
He didn’t respond right away. Instead, he cupped your face in his hands, his thumbs brushing gently over your cheeks as he leaned in, capturing your lips in a soft, lingering kiss. You melted into it, letting the last of the hurt dissolve in his warmth.
When he pulled back, he looked at you with a smile . "I’ll be quick." He said, squeezing your hand before reluctantly letting it go and heading toward the door. Just as he opened it, he paused, glancing over his shoulder one last time. "I love you."
"I love you too." You whispered.
#lando norris#lando norris x y/n#lando norris x reader#lando norris imagine#lando x reader#lando imagine#lando x you#lando x y/n
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#it was a video by morbid zoo about the run hide fight movie.#don't judge i watched a video by them about Edward Cullen and was bored enough to watch another one by them.#the movie is well made. well directed. I think it was a comment about the director. and yeah. I can see the quality in it#even if the themes and subject matter are pretty sus#and once again. I cannot stress with how stupid the trope of arrows coming out of nowhere is#okay no nevermind the opium scene fucking is dumb as hell#they walk in drink the laced alcohol and walk out. this is like middle school theatre#oongaboonga white man drinking thing me want taste of white man drink. I'm so fucking done with this shit
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prized possession ・ DEAN WINCHESTER. ៸៸៸ 𝐍𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 ! ♡ pinned library
SYNOPSIS. demon!dean decides to keep your soaked lace panties, because it drives his heightened senses wild for you. and the guy is not one bit shameful about it.
♡ WARNING(S) filthy smut | oral sex (f!receiving) | possessive!dean | overstimulation | power dynamics | dom!dean | praise kink | lace panties kink (?) | explicit language | little bit of manhandling.
♡ KARI NOTES. god, hes such a freak && i love it SOOO bad. i thought of this idea w @titsout4nicholas @a1ecmcdowell @jasvtsc earlier in the day because i fear demon!dean's corrupted my mind entirely.

sex with dean has always been intense, but now that he's a demon, it's on a whole other level—like everything about him, his hunger for you has amplified tenfold. every time he touches you, it's like he's trying to ruin you, to mark you in a way that'll never fully fade. and when it's over, he's always got that cocky, unbothered smirk that drives you insane. tonight's no different.
you're sprawled out on the bed, still catching your breath, your body a trembling mess from what he just put you through. he's leaning against the wall now, shirtless, his jeans hanging low on his hips. his hair is a mess, his lips still swollen from kissing every inch of you, and yet he looks like the devil himself—because, well, technically he is.
you roll onto your side, groaning softly as you reach out for your panties, the pretty black lace pair you'd been wearing before he tore them off of you like they'd offended him.
except… they're not there.
"dean," you say, your voice sharp despite how wrecked you feel. "where the hell are my panties?"
he raises an eyebrow, looking at you like butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. "what panties?"
"don't play dumb, winchester," you huff, sitting up on the bed and glaring at him. "the black lace ones. the ones you just ripped off me."
a slow, wicked grin spreads across his face, and your stomach sinks. "oh, those," he says, pushing off the wall and heading for the door. "yeah, those are mine now."
your jaw drops. "what the fuck do you mean 'yours'?"
he shrugs, completely unfazed. "i mean i'm keepin' 'em. they're soaked, sweetheart. absolutely drenched. you think i'm just gonna let you throw those in the laundry like they're not a fuckin' work of art?"
you grab a pillow and chuck it at him, but he dodges it easily, laughing as he disappears out the door. "un-fucking-believable," you mutter, shaking your head. luckily, you're home—so you grab another clean pair of panties from your dresser and slip them on, grumbling to yourself about how ridiculous he is.
you think that's the end of it. you really do. but then, over the next few days, you start to notice something… weird. for one, the black lace panties are nowhere to be found in your dirty laundry, even though you were sure he'd just been messing with you. and two, dean's been acting a little… off. not in a bad way! but in a way that makes your face flush whenever he looks at you. like he knows something you don't.
it's not until one night that you catch him red-handed. you're heading down the hallway, on your way to grab some water, when you spot him leaning against the wall, his back to you. at first, you don't think much of it—until you see what he's holding in his hand.
your fucking panties.
you stop dead in your tracks, your mouth falling open as you watch him lift them to his nose and take a deep, slow inhale, his eyes fluttering shut like he's savoring the scent.
"are you kidding me?" you blurt out before you can stop yourself.
he doesn't even flinch. instead, he turns to you, completely unabashedly, holding the panties up like a trophy. "nah," he says, smirking. "not kidding."
"dean," you groan, your voice low but stern as you stalk toward him. "you've kept those this whole time? what is wrong with you?"
"what's wrong with me?" he repeats, his grin widening as he tucks the panties into his back pocket like they belong there. "what’s wrong with you? you're the one who smells like that."
you gape at him, heat flushing down the back of your neck. "i don't even—what does that even mean?"
he steps closer, crowding into your space, and you can feel the heat rolling off him, thick and heavy. "it means, sweetheart," he murmurs, his voice low and rough, "that every time i get a whiff of these"—he pats his pocket—"i wanna fuck you all over again. so, yeah, i kept 'em. you got a problem with that?"
you're speechless, torn between being upset and… turned on. because of course you're turned on. he's DEAN WINCHESTER, and he's looking at you like he's seconds away from devouring you.
"you're insane," you manage, shaking your head.
"yeah?" he drawls, his hand curling around your waist. "well, you're about to be."
before you can respond, he's grabbing you and throwing you over his shoulder like you weigh nothing. you yelp, your palms against his back to steady yourself, but he doesn't even slow down, carrying you straight to the bedroom.
"dean! put me down!" you protest, but he just chuckles, slapping your ass hard enough to make you gasp.
"not a chance, baby," he says, tossing you onto the bed like a rag doll.
you barely have time to sit up before he's on you, yanking at your jeans with a single-minded determination that has your heart racing. "dean—"
"shut up," he growls, his voice dark and commanding as he strips you down, practically ripping your panties off in the process. "you've been walkin' around all day with this fuckin' scent, drivin' me insane. you think i'm just gonna let that slide?"
before you can answer, his mouth is on you, his tongue dragging through your folds like he's starved. he grips your thighs, holding you open as he devours you, his light stubble scratching against your sensitive skin.
"fuck," he groans, pulling back just enough to look at you, his lips glistening. "you taste good, babydoll. could do this for hours."
your head falls back against the bed, a moan slipping from your lips as he plunges back in, licking and sucking like he's on a mission. his grip tightens when you try to squirm away, his fingers digging into your thighs as he holds you in place.
"dean—mmm, fuck, shit—" you whimper, your hands tugging at his hair.
"you can do it," he growls against you, the vibrations making you shudder. "and you fuckin' will."
he doesn't stop, doesn't let up, and soon you're trembling beneath him, the pressure building low in your belly until it snaps, your orgasm crashing over you like a tidal wave.
he doesn't pull away, even as you try to push at his shoulders, too sensitive to handle the way his tongue keeps teasing your clit. "oh, fuck! dean—s'too much—"
"nah," he mutters, his voice muffled against you. "not done yet."
and he means it. by the time he's finished with you, you're a wreck—sweaty, breathless, and completely at his mercy. he finally pulls back, his lips curled into a satisfied smirk as he wipes his mouth with the back of his hand.
"told you," he says, leaning down to kiss you, slow and filthy. "you're fuckin' addictive, sweetheart."
you're too exhausted to respond, but the look in his eyes tells you this isn't the last time he't pulling a stunt like this. and honestly? you don't really mind.
#kari ♡ writes.#demon!dean#dean winchester#dean winchester smut#dean winchester headcanon#dean winchester angst#dean winchester drabble#dean winchester x reader#dean winchester imagine#dean winchester one shot#dean winchester imagines#dean winchester x fem reader#dean winchester x female!reader#dean winchester x y/n#dean winchester x you#dean smut#dean angst#dean fluff#dean supernatural#supernatural dean#supernatural#supernatural x female reader#supernatural smut#jackles#jensen ackles#jensen ackles x fem reader#jensen ackles smut
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TAGS/WARNINGS: reader is gender neutral but afab, katsuki/reader are friends w/ benefits, they are not officially dating, pro hero!katsuki, hickies/bruises/mentions of burn marks, swearing, orgasm denial, inappropriate quirk usage, katsuki’s bad at feelings, katsuki is unreasonably jealous, erm.. light?? blood kink, it’s soft at the end though, happy kinktober everyone GENRE: SMUT & FLUFF SUMMARY: katsuki doesn’t approve of the way shouto was looking at you—even though you’re both single and he has no real claim over you. WORD COUNT: 2.7K 🦊’s A/N: i can’t believe i’m the opening act but here we are; i rlly hope you guys enjoy what we have lined up for y’all :3
katsuki bakugou is mean and rude, possessive and somewhat controlling, and an arrogant bitch. whatever he wanted, he got; whenever something was his, everybody would be sure to know it. this, of course, translated a little too naturally into his sex life.
and when it came to you? god have mercy.
“shit–! katsuki!” you whine as he bites cruelly at the tender skin of your inner thighs before sucking over the spot, making sure his teeth grazed over the sensitive, heated flesh.
“huh?” though on the quieter side, his voice was just as gruff as it always was.
“please—!” is all you’re able to breath out as the large, calloused hands forcing your legs apart begin to spark, and—ow! fuck! “katsu! what the fuck is wrong with you!?”
“tch, like you don’t know,” he scoffs and rolls his eyes. surely you were just playing dumb. there was no way you didn’t know what the fucking problem was. he thinks back to your little conversation with shouto earlier—where that icyhot bastard practically eyefucked you the entire time (he had not, actually; it was just katsuki’s awful, Awful jealousy and insecurities flaring up despite you two not even being an item).
all you knew, though, was that he had been like this all damn night! biting you all over your flushed body — absolutely nowhere was safe from his teeth; your neck and throat, chest and midriff—hell, he even managed to leave hickies along your ribcage for christ’s sake!—and now, he was working on your thighs.
but if all that wasn’t already enough, his hands had occupied your hips most of the time as his quirk popped off repeatedly as his grip only tightened, not only leaving bruises in the shape of his fingertips, but also scorch marks on the flares of your hips.
“i don’t!” you protest in vain. in your mind, your conversation with shouto hadn’t crossed your mind—so the idea that katuski might be jealous? didn’t even register.
“yeah, right,” he barks out a laugh before diving back between your legs, burying his face into the fat of your thighs, where he sucked at the horribly sensitive skin there. and when you tried to close your legs around his head? he used his fucking quirk to keep them spread!
his sweaty palms had no problem with igniting small scale explosions against your heated and tender flesh, leaving behind little burn marks in their wake.
“god—dammit, katsuki!” you wail as his mouth gets dangerously close to your cunt, just to avoid it all together. “please—just! what's wrong?!” it's all you can do to choke back frustrated tears as your fuck buddy goes about leaving his physical claim on you—while leaving you all hot and bothered in the process.
“nothing's wrong, bitch—” his voice is strained and he sounds…… almost emotional? oh shit, was something seriously the matter?
in attempt to check up on him, one of your hands comes up to tug lightly at his spiky hair so he’ll look at you, but instead, he snatches your wrist up tightly, so hard you swear there’ll be bruises soon, as he looks up at you with narrowed, fiery eyes—they seemed…. glossier than they typically were; not that he looked like he was on the verge of tears or anything, but more so that he looked visibly distraught.
“keep your fuckin’ hands to yourself,” he spits out, his significantly larger hand sparking and popping around your poor wrist, and you can’t help but let out a yelp.
your faux concern was starting to piss katsuki off, and he physically can’t help the way his brows twitch and furrow in anger. there was no way you were really this dumb? (hey, einstein, maybe just, and here's an idea: tell them directly!) with a snarl, he bares his teeth (like a goddamn dog) and bites down harshly against the skin of your upper inner thigh, and he only bites down harder when you squeal and yell out his name, trying to free your wrist from his bruisingly tight grip.
in a desperate attempt to get him to calm down, you meekly choke out an apology—you didn’t know what you were sorry for, but you prayed it would be enough for bakugou to quit seething and just focus on something other than his anger.
“‘ll show you sorry,” he grunts, picking a new spot on the fatty flesh of your thighs to bite down on—this time, a few tears manage to slide down your cheeks as he bites so hard, you swear to god you felt the skin tear.
“ow–! katsu–ki! jesus christ!” your free hand now comes down to try and push his head away from in between your legs as you squirm uncomfortably on the bed. your efforts are in vain, however, as he begins sucking against the freshly marred skin, sloppily laving his tongue over the spot so he could lick up the blood he had, in fact, drawn. “‘m sorry—whatever i did, i'm sorry!” you cry out pathetically, causing katsuki to pause in his actions as his eyes flit upwards to meet your glassy ones.
“that's funny, you don't look very sorry,” he comments gruffly, the hand still placed on your thigh suddenly begins to pop off and spark against your reddened flesh.
“nngh–! fuck’s sake! what has gotten into you!?”
“nothing, i told you already,” he grunts out, the corner of his lips twitching in annoyance as he looks up at you, and suddenly humping the mattress while he lays between your thighs isn’t enough for him.
before you have time to question him again, he had already moved so he was hovering over you as he had been at the beginning of your little rendezvous, and after releasing your wrist, he uses one hand to support himself while the other tugs his all too tight boxer briefs down enough for his almost painfully hard cock to spring free. and in one swift movement, he gathers both your wrists in one large hand before pinning them above your head while his free hand grabs his dick to line it up with your embarrassingly wet slit, barely getting the tip in before he just has to bottom out entirely—right up to the base as he lets out a groan louder than he’d meant to. it wasn’t like it was his fault, though! you just felt soooo good; how was he supposed to keep his cool? (not that he kept it in any other aspect of his life……)
“aa–aah! nngh–! fuck! katsuki! you—mmfgh!” your words are cut off by a kiss, however, and your eyes widen at the sudden feeling of his slightly chapped lips against yours and your wrists struggle in his horribly tight grip, unsure of how to react — you had both agreed on no kissing when originally setting up boundaries during sex! truthfully, you didn’t think it would have lasted as long as it had — as you had almost kissed him several times prior, but always caught yourself before you had the chance to make a fool out of yourself — but you never would have thought katsuki would be the one to break that rule! ?!?!
arching your back as he begins to thrust his hips, slowly at first, before quickly picking up the pace, you reluctantly give in to the kiss as your chest presses against his.
katsuki, meanwhile, was buzzing with too many unfamiliar emotions to process — it wasn’t that he was a simple man per se, far from it, in fact, but his primary emotion was anger, and was one of the few ways he knew how to express himself. now, though, he finds himself in highly unfamiliar territory as his heart hammers in his chest; the last time he had been this genuinely scared was the time he had been kidnapped by the league of villains, and even then, he thinks he prefers it to the way he felt right now. the fear of rejection absolutely plagued his mind the moment his lips had crashed against yours, but it was way too fuckin’ late to change that now, so instead, he doubles down and allows his tongue to slip out and slide over the seam of your lips before he sucks your bottom lip into his mouth and nips at it hard enough to draw the smallest bit of blood.
“nngh–!” you had no clue what the hell was wrong with katsuki until he reluctantly pulls away from the kiss and, for the first time in. …? as long as you can recall, he looks so…… vulnerable, like he was scared (and he was!), and for some reason, that just broke your heart.
“just talk to me, katsuki,” you say softly, tongue flicking over your slightly bloody lip as you look up at him through thick, tear-dampened eyelashes. before you two were fuck buddies, you had managed to become good friends; given, the dynamic was a bit odd, as bakugou was not known for being a “friendly” person, let alone perceived as sociable, but. here he was! balls deep in his best friend, whom he wanted all to himself without even realizing until, well, just now, really.
“i don’t want you talking to that icyhot bastard ever again,” he finally spits out, voice nearly cracking. he keeps his shit together, though, as he continues to fuck you like he hates your guts. “you’re mine, got it?” his cheeks are flushed red (a rare sight) as he pants heavily from on top of you, embarrassed by his own words, even though you obviously needed to hear them in order to remember who you belong to. …even though the two of you never disclosed the other couldn’t fuck anyone else; even though you were fully free to decide who you wanted to suck, lick, n fuck, katsuki hopes—silently prays, even—that you’d decide he was the only one you needed.
“what?” your eyes fly open at his words and your body freezes beneath him. “ka–katsuki, ‘m not yours—” he feels his heart shatter into a million pieces before you’re even done speaking, and he has to bite his tongue from lashing out. “we’re not even dating! y–you can’t be possessive over s–somethin’ that’s not— not even yours!” you try to reprimand him until you see the look that came over his face—the way his pouty lips tug into a deep frown and brows furrowed lightly, not out of anger but, rather, confusion—and suddenly you can’t bring yourself to scold him anymore. seeing katsuki, someone usually so outwardly hardened and tough, look this pitiful….. well, it made your heart ache, and your own expression softens as his pace subconsciously slows down as he waits with bated breath until you’re done talking.
“oh, katsuki,” you sigh deeply, rolling your hips gently upwards to meet his as you look up at him with watery eyes. “you’re such an idiot,” you can’t help but giggle as you crane your head upwards in an attempt to kiss him once again — what the unfortunate blond hadn’t realized is that you had been in love with him within the first year of knowing him.
“huh?!” is his immediate response before you had leaned in for a kiss, and suddenly the dots click. he easily closes the distance between the two of you (not that there was much to begin with), and kisses you a little more softly this time, a little less angrily.
after a very heated moment, katsuki slowly pulls away and looks at you sincerely — his heart not quite on his sleeve, but as close to that as he’s ever been, ready to shut down at the first sight of genuine rejection; but before he gets the chance to stew on the thought any harder, you break him out of his headspace by saying exactly what he needed to hear.
“there’s nothing going on between shouto and i—in fact, i haven’t even dated anyone in years because of you,” you tell him, wrists straining against his grip again and, this time, he gets the cue and gently releases them so you can tenderly cup his face and bring him in for another kiss. carefully moving your lips against his, you moan softly, asking for him to start fucking you again, and he happily obliges, with a renewed confidence at your admission.
katsuki really does feel like an idiot as his hips roll against yours, fucking you with a different kind of resolve this time.
“‘ve been in love with you since our second year of high school,” you confess, a little quietly. it doesn’t go unheard by katsuki, however, and a smirk stretches across his face as he quirks an eyebrow up at you. you two had only started hooking up once he had gone pro and desperately needed an outlet for his stress.
bakugou finds himself rendered speechless for once in his loud-mouthed life and he isn’t quite sure how to process your words. he believed you, mostly, but……. it was just very difficult to believe because….. well, why wouldn’t you want todoroki over him? it seems like the obvious choice, no? and yet…. here the two of you are, bodies sweaty and entwined as you both pant in attempt to catch your breaths, and you move to wrap your arms around his neck when you notice that faraway look in his eyes coming back—falling victim to his own mind once more.
“‘m serious, kats,” you say sternly, brows furrowing as you move your sore legs to wrap around his narrow waist, crossing them at the ankle and pull his hips flush against yours. “mmh,” your heart is hammering at what you’re about to say, but you’ve already come this far. “i love you, katsuki bakugou,” you say softly, threading your fingers through his unnaturally spiky blond locks as you look up at him with hazy, half-lidded eyes.
katsuki’s eyes widen considerably at your words, and instead of bringing himself to choke out an i love you too, he kisses you deeply and shallowly thrusts his hips against yours as his tongue easily slides into your already parted lips, already having prepared yourself to not receive a verbal answer from katsuki. you knew he was absolutely god fucking awful at words, and you didn’t exactly expect him to reciprocate your feelings.
in your mind, he only picked you as his fuck buddy because he had known you too long and he wasn’t the type to fuck strangers, when in reality it was because katsuki was disgustingly in love with you, not that he had realized that prior to now—your words had awoken something in him and it feels so unfamiliar, and the unfamiliarity is what causes him to almost fumble you—almost, he has enough sense about him to mumble the quietest, raspiest, aggressive i guess i love…. he chokes on the word itself, never actually having had said it before—ever?—but manages to spit it the fuck out so he doesn’t lose the best friend—and pussy—he’s ever had. he sounds confused when he says finally manages to say an i love you, too but the fact that he even brought himself to say something so inherently soft and vulnerable (even if his tone wasn’t) cause your eyes to fly open in raw shock and disbelief, fully unable to believe your ears.
“you—you do?” no. there was no way he had just said that!
“don’t make a big deal out of it, and don’t expect to f'me to say it again anytime soon, y’hear?” he replies, face beet fuckin’ red, blush having spread all the way up to his ears as he moves to bury his face in the crook of your neck to hide it away from your view, where he began to nip and suck at the skin there again, only adding to the collection of hickies he had already left. ah, there’s the katsuki you fell in love with.
you smile at his words regardless of how gruff he sounded about it, heart (and cunt) so, so full and content, your grin stretching across your face until your cheeks hurt, and you can’t help but giggle quietly as he continues to mark you up, hips moving slowly, but each thrust hitting deep, the thick tip of his dick threatening to kiss up against your cervix if he went any deeper.
you would have to have a discussion with him about what you two were after this, but for now, you arch your back and close your eyes as you enjoy the feel of his lips against your skin and the way his thick cock stretches you out so deliciously.
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#i really love working for a doctor that cant be happy with anything you do despite you being new and trying your best#me on the phone with a pt: [your doctor] will get back to you on this as soon as she can#doctor: noo!!! dont make a promise to a patient that you personally cant keep!!#me: ..i didnt make a promise. i said that youd get back to her as soon as you can.#doctor: and thats not appropriate! thats a promise that you cant keep! dont give a specific time frame!!#me in my head: ...how is 'as soon as she can' a time frame what crack are you smoking#me to doctor's main MA who she seems to love and never get gruff with: (whispering) I didnt promise shit!! i said as soon as she can!!!#MA: (whispering) i know im sorry (with that 'i know what you mean its stupid' face)#like deadass myself or even seasoned workers do anything wrong and this provider bites our heads off#there have been multiple times that she deadass stares at me in silence for a few moments like 'are you actually stupid' and she talked to#me before that face like shes mad and im dumb as a box of rocks#but when her normal MA trips up shes like '...oh well mistake happen haha.'#like ???? bitch ive been working here for 7 weeks ive only been actually working on the floor for 6 weeks and ive only been working with#you specifically for 2.5 weeks AND ive only had my LPN license for 6 months and this is my first ever job as a nurse and there are still a#lot of stuff about charts and pt phone calls and referrals and stuff that i havent been taught jack shit about and have just been thrown#into#how in the goddamn fuck do you expect me to be perfect?? you dont have ANY right to treat me like im dumb as hell when i still have a LOT#to be taught and usually she gets mad at me about things that (surprise) no one has properly taught me how to do#also i get extra anxious when im yelled at unexpectedly when im just trying my best especially when its something ive never been taught#before and when the yelling come out of nowhere AND when im intimidated and im intimidated as fuck by her and she loves to lowkey yell at#any slip up and when im super anxious my ability to think goes down the toilet and sometimes i start to cry and when that happens the tears#cannot be controlled until im out of the situation causing them. i deadass cannot control them when they come cuz im that flustered which#make me want to cry even more. and its even worse when im deadass trying my best and get yelled at for something im not even doing or when#i was doing it the way that same person told me to do it before but now theyre mad at me for that for some reason#like. bitch. the fuck. i didnt make a promise! dont act like i majorily fucked up and like im an idiot! im a nurse goddammit i did over a#year of just nursing school (aka 5 quarters) plus my pre-reques PLUS the NCLEX to get this shit im not stupid i just havent been taught how#to do some of this stuff and its my first nursing job and i cant think when im nervous which happens when i get yelled at while trying my#best with the info i have!!! my severe anxiety disorder is already hardly controlled with just my meds and my ADHD meds arent doing much#anymore im trying the best i can with what i have bitch and you SURE as hell arent making it any easier#fuckin hell im tired and anxious rn
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[12:24am] silver & sin | j.wy

cw: smut, gn!reader, bad boy!wooyoung, dom!wooyoung, wooyo has a dick piercing, woo is reckless & pushing reader’s patience
this filth came into my mind out of nowhere. remember to listen to your partner’s concerns, this is strictly fantasy!!
thinking about bad boy wooyoung… who is a little too reckless for his own good. when going into the relationship with him, you knew your life was about to make such an interesting turn.
it’s not like you could talk wooyoung out of most of the dumb shit he’s done, and you didn’t really mind that much as long as he didn’t get hurt too much. that’s what drew you to this enigma of a man in the first place.
sneaking down in the abandoned subway to spray paint some anti-capitalist mural? hell yeah. getting high off of shitty marijuana to make out in his jet black honda civic? absolutely. as long as he didn’t get hurt.
which is why you were completely against the idea of him getting his dick pierced.
your man’s already got that sexy lip ring and seductive ear studs. but down there. baby, his cock was sculpted by the gods so good, that they probably nutted from their own creation. he didn’t need anymore modifications.
“but babeeee, it would feel so good!” is what he said. you can’t lie, that sounded a little tempting.
you almost caved too. seeing your normally stoic, cold-faced boyfriend, practically groveling at your knees because he wanted to stab an extra piece of silver through his baby maker, it kinda amused you.
but you were better than that, that’s what you told yourself. you didn’t want wooyoung to deal with the healing process, and the possible infections that came with it. even though this little punk pouted, he listened to you. he didn’t want to upset his lover after all.
though after that, you guys stopped having sex for weeks.
at first, you didn’t think much of it. wooyoung claimed he was busy with planning events with his usual gang. you didn’t pry too much into it, considering you know how outgoing your man is. plus, you were also occupied with your own plans.
still, the moment wooyoung initiated some fun activities with you through neck kisses, how could you say no?
it was steamy. spicy. just the way you liked it. you both were getting soooo into it. you were all over wooyoung, straddling his lap and kissing him like crazy. he teased you for being so needy, but can he blame you? you practically went months without him inside you.
he made you keep your eyes on him the entire time, said it was for the mood. you didn’t second guess it, just gazed into those seductive, onyx eyes while he undid his pants, shoving them down just enough to free his aching erection.
“come sit on my cock, baby,” he sighed breathlessly, like he’d die without you getting fucked by him. you complied, kept your eyes on him the entire time while you sank down onto his perfect, thick cock.
only… something felt a little different this time.
as you slowly rocked your hips, little puffs of air leaving your kiss swollen lips, you couldn’t ignore the little, metallic sensation that dragged inside your inner walls. you frowned a little, and wooyoung seemed to notice, judging by how he chuckled deeply at your face.
“mmmh, took ya long enough to notice, honey.” wooyoung slurred out lustfully, bucking his hips upwards to make sure you really felt it.
you froze.
“you got your dick pierced??” you hashed out, voice strained from disbelief and pure pleasure. wooyoung’s smirk widened. the little shit.
“guilty as charged.” he smugly said, hands gripping your hips tighter.
“so this is why you’ve been putting off having sex? because you were letting it heal-!?” you choked up, feeling the prince albert drag sinfully across your velvety walls. “you— you’re fucking insane-!”
thrust.
you moaned. long and loud. that felt way too fucking good.
a triumphant smirk made its way to wooyoung’s face. “what’s the matter, doll face?” he teased, fucking into you from below.
“don’t like it?”
you glared down at him, trying to save face while getting absolutely destroyed by his cock and new silver jewelry. you can’t believe it, this fucker ignored your warnings and got the one thing you told him not to.
and the worst part? he’s fucking winning, because your joke just keeps clenching around his shaft so tightly every time the piercing brushes against that sweet spot.
wooyoung groaned loudly.
“damn, baby. you’re so fuckin’ tight—“ he moaned, shamelessly loud. “mmmnghh… might have to get m’nother one if you’re gonna be this responsive..”
and fuck. a sick little part of you hopes he does.
because this sensation was just too good to let go.
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(unedited)² retired simon has nowhere to go, so you offer. [ one, two, three]
it took a lot of convincing to get him to your little apartment, like trying to move a massive brick wall with a feather. however, in the end, he gave in— not that he had much of a say in the matter, considering the fact that the two of you were already at your home amidst arguing (which, to be fair, was predominantly one-sided as he persistently uttered 'no' in response to all your counterarguments).
in all honesty, you couldn't quite figure out why you were so insistent on having a stranger, especially a strange man, stay with you in your much too tiny apartment. perhaps it was your festive december spirit, the idea of someone being alone during this time of year just didn't sit right with you. besides it was just for the night, then you could take him to the shelter.

he’d been quiet as you set up everything for him, he was imposing, tall, and somewhat scary (primarily due to his skull mask and his overall silent demeanor). but strangely enough, you didn't feel unsafe with him, despite the fact that you probably should have. after all, he was a man, and he undoubtedly outweighed you by at least 100 pounds. killing you and getting away with it would be easy for him. and, why the hell were you contemplating this now, instead of when you first picked him up from the side of the street?
perhaps it was the way he carried himself, with a sense of calm and control that was almost hypnotic. or maybe it was the way his eyes seemed to pierce through you, yet held a hint of sadness that made you feel a strange sense of empathy toward him. whatever the reason, you found yourself drawn to him.
as you finished setting up the couch, you couldn't help but steal glances at him, trying to decipher his thoughts and emotions. but his expression remained unreadable, his mask hiding any hint of vulnerability or emotion. it was both frustrating and intriguing, making you wonder what secrets lay hidden behind that skull mask.
“um, so the shower is just down the hall, oh! feel free to look through the fridge for something,” you smile awkwardly at the tall man and gesture to your room door, “if you need anything just let me know.” his gaze remains fixated upon the makeshift bed you have prepared, adorned with a spare comforter of a soft, faded hue resembling baby blue, adorned with delicate flowers which sprawls across the expanse of your pull-out sofa.
simon, ever the brooding man, says a small, stiff thank you; ready for you to leave him alone you're sure. wiping your sweaty palms on your denim-clad thighs, you gently press your lips together and affirmatively bob your head. “alright, well, goodnight simon.” without waiting for a response, that you were sure you weren't going to get, you scuttle off to your bedroom, swiftly closing the door and attempting to lock it as quietly as possible. however, the resounding click makes you think he’s heard it.
letting out a weary sigh you slide down your door, reaching into your pocket to retrieve your phone. with a gentle motion, you begin to skim through your contacts and find your best friend. it rings once, twice before she picks up with a tired hello.
“if i die tonight, i love you.”
you catch the faint sound of her perplexed murmur, followed by the gentle click of her bedside lamp over the phone. it was late, far too late for you to have disturbed her with a call, you knew that— should’ve called your sister or something.
“have you been drinking?”
you give a slight eye roll before curling your legs up to your chest. “no, not yet. anyways, i think i might've done something very dumb," you admit, trailing off as you nervously nibble on the inside of your cheek, feeling the soft flesh give way under your teeth. your friend lets out a quiet grunt. “well? spit it out.”
“so, i picked up a homeless guy on the side of the road and offered him a ride to the shelter but instead i brought him to my apartment and now he’s in my living room, about to sleep on my couch,” you utter quickly— and she's silent for a moment, it's a loud silence, one that makes your heart beat quickly in your chest. you run a hand down your face and take a deep breath, sighing heavily. “say something.” your voice is filled with a mix of impatience and anxiety.
“what the hell is wrong with you?”
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Did you do a request where you do that TikTok trend where you kiss your best friend with Bakugo? 
.𖥔 ݁ ˖ caught off guard .𖥔 ݁ ˖
☘︎ . . . genre. fluff
☘︎ . . . pairings. bakugou x reader
☘︎ . . . requested? yes by @isolenmlyswear69
⤿ when yn is convinced by mina to try the tiktok trend of kissing your guy best friend on bakugou.
⋆˚✿˖° j speaking . . .
- Hello! thank you for the request, I’m not really sure if I did the actual trend, I did my best so I hope you like it!

“Come on, YN, this is your chance!” Mina said, practically vibrating with excitement. Her phone was already propped up on a tripod in your dorm room, ready to record.
You hesitated, nervously fiddling with the hem of your hoodie. “Mina, I don’t know if this is a good idea. Katsuki is…well, he’s Katsuki.”
Mina grinned mischievously. “Exactly. That’s why it’ll be hilarious! He’ll either combust or—who knows—maybe he’ll surprise you. Just one quick kiss for the trend! It’s harmless.”
Harmless. Sure. That’s what you kept telling yourself as you walked out of your room and headed toward the common area where Bakugou was sprawled on the couch, scrolling through his phone. He looked as grumpy as ever, but you couldn’t deny the butterflies fluttering in your stomach.
“Yo, Bakugou,” you called, trying to sound casual.
He glanced up at you, his red eyes narrowing slightly. “What do you want?”
You swallowed the lump in your throat and sat down next to him. “I, uh, need your help with something.”
His brow furrowed. “If this is about some dumb TikTok—”
“It’s not dumb!” you interrupted, heart racing. “It’s just a trend. You don’t even have to do anything, I promise.”
Bakugou sighed, already annoyed. “Fine. What is it?”
You hesitated for a split second before leaning in and pressing a quick kiss to his cheek. The reaction was instant—his phone slipped from his hand, landing on the couch with a soft thud. His entire face turned crimson as he froze, staring at you with wide eyes.
“What the hell was that?!” he sputtered, his voice louder than usual.
You bit back a laugh, your nerves fading slightly. “It’s for the trend, Katsuki. Relax, it’s not a big deal.”
“Not a big deal?!” He stood up abruptly, running a hand through his messy hair as if trying to compose himself. “You—you can’t just kiss me out of nowhere like that, dumbass!”
Mina peeked out from around the corner, holding her phone and grinning ear to ear. “It’s trending, Bakugou! And for the record, that was adorable.”
“Shut it, Raccoon Eyes!” he snapped, his blush deepening.
You stood up, trying to hide your own embarrassment. “Sorry if I caught you off guard,” you said softly, feeling a twinge of guilt.
Bakugou glared at you for a moment before letting out a frustrated groan. “You’re such a pain.”
But as he stormed off, you could’ve sworn you saw the tiniest hint of a smile tugging at the corners of his lips.
Back in your room, Mina practically tackled you. “That was perfect! Did you see how flustered he got? Oh my god, YN, he’s totally into you.”
You rolled your eyes, though your cheeks were warm. “Sure, Mina. Whatever you say.”
But deep down, you couldn’t help but wonder if she might be right.

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Basketball player geto suguru x reader. fluffy fluff. mostly geto's pov. pre-relationship-relationship. oblivious reader. suguru is down bad. minimal use of yn. satoru's nameless gf. connected with my other fic.
It was a stupid new tradition, that an even stupider idiot started. Suguru groaned inwardly in exasperation as he stared at the court. Satoru and Choso were going toe to toe against each other based on some dumb bet they had going.
While he sat on the sidelines wondering if giving or should he say loaning his jersey to some girl was really worth the hassle in order to keep up appearances.
But the again even their homicidal maniac of a Captain managed to rope a poor unsuspecting girl to wear his jersey.
Finding a girl would be no problem, they would line up in cues if word got out that he was considering it. It was the expectations they would have after. Most likely they’d expect him to ask them out or be his girlfriend which made him cringe.
That made him sound like an ass, but it was the truth.
But telling them right out on what he wanted would just open up another set of problems.
Gojo told him to find a girl he actually liked, to which he scoffed at. Its been a good while since a girl piqued his interest. “Come on, Suguruu” He spoke with that annoying drawl.”There has to be at least one girl”
His best friend’s usually dark glasses have been rose tinted ever since he met his girlfriend. Hes been practically floating on air. Its was still a mystery to Suguru how his girlfriend manages to tolerate such a menace to society but then again that’s like the pot calling the kettle black.
Still, he was happy for Satoru.
“Yo Suguru, heads up!” Choso’s warning floated through the air, along with the ball. It flew over Suguru’s head to the bleachers. His head turn to follow its course. He expected to hear multiple loud thumping noises as it bounces through the bleachers, strangely enough he only heard a soft thump and a startled gasp.
“Shit, my bad!” Satoru grimaced, voice apologetic. Sugurus eyes landed on a girl he recognized as Shoko’s and Satoru’s girlfriend’s friend. He thought you were pretty but you barely said two words to him so he never paid you much attention. Though currently Shoko and Gojo’s girlfriend were nowhere to be seen. All he could see was you crouching on the ground to pick up something- a book it seems.
A hand dragged Suguru up the bleachers, leading him up to the row where you were currently brushing off the book. Echoes of their footsteps made you glance up at them with an inscrutable expression.
Satoru spoke up first, his voice all high pitched and remorseful, dragging a embarrassed hand through his hair, “Forgive me, y/n! I didn’t know my own strength.”
His half hearted apology makes Sugurus eyes roll. Satoru’s looks and wealth makes him very popular, plus his basketball skills makes every girl cheer for him but sometimes his personality leaves a lot to be desired.
Suguru clamped a hand over Satoru’s shoulder before shooting you a charming smile. “I apologize for my friends lack of manners. Are you okay, sweetheart?”
A chill ran up his spine, making Suguru confused. He caught your gaze and he freezes up. Your glare could melt cement walls, you looked at him like he killed your dog.
What the hell?
“Here let me help you up.”He pushed forward, his tone dripping with honey as he offered you a hand. In spite of his efforts you merely stared at his hand with distaste as if he carried every germ in the world.
The fuck?
You visibly veered away from his body making Suguru drop his hand in embarrassment.
He heard someone snicker, making him turn and see Satoru shaking beside him, teary eyed and covering a hand over his mouth. Ha ha very funny.
There must be something in the air today. This never happens, not to him. Suguru was more popular than Satoru; with his charming smile, princely soft spoken demeanor and gentlemanly gestures. Girls swoon with just a smile from him, yet you looked at him like he was a cockroach who crawled into the wrong kitchen.
You stood up, disgruntled. “You made the spine crack.”
“Who’s spine cracked?” Satoru asked, confusion lacing his voice.
His response made you sighed in frustration at thankfully the both of them. “My book and now its ruined.”
Suguru began to open his mouth to apologize but closed them at the last second because first why should he apologize, this wasn’t even his fault? and second who cares than much about a book sine? You could still read it regardless and why were you even reading in a basketball stadium?
Seeing both of their skeptic faces, you sighed in resignation, not bothering to explain the importance of your book spine, “Whatever, I’m gonna go. Tell Shoko that I’m leaving first.”
You walked away grumbling, hugging the book to your chest.
Leaving Suguru dumbfounded and Satoru’s back hunching, hands on his stomach as he laughed.
“I can’t believe she just-”
“Shut up.”
“And the way she stared at you? pfft!”
“Shut up or Ill punch you.”
“Here let me help you up~”
“Satoru!”
Days passed and Suguru eventually hears from Satoru’s girlfriend about you.
“Oh? y/n, she loves love books. She’s a history major you know. So its not a surprise that she reacted that way.”
“The spine? Breaking it is damaging so it won’t last long. She just really treasures them.” “
But I swear she’s actually really nice and sweet!”
That’s what she said, but there was nothing nice about you completely ignoring his existence when you pass by each other at the corridor, you’re nose in a book. Or how you immediately stand up to leave not even sparing him a glance whenever Suguru shows up in the same room as you, which was often ever since your friend started dating Satoru.
He couldn’t deny that you were getting under his skin. He wasn’t even the one who threw the god damn ball yet he was getting the brunt of your anger- if he could even call it that when you don’t exactly speak to him to showcase said anger.
You were a mystery. But what frustrated him the most is why did it bother him so much? was it his ego? finally getting turned down by a girl? or that he couldn’t figure you out? he didn’t know.
The incident at the lunch hall was the last straw for Suguru, though not in the way he expected.
There was only one last piece of that cheesecake Satoru adores, and while Suguru doesn’t care much for sweets, he usually gets it for Satoru.
He reached out to take the last plate before he noticed another smaller hand reach for it simultaneously. His eyebrows raised in surprised as he caught the pleading expression on your face; eyebrows slightly scrunched, lips curved into a cute pout and bright eyes directed right at the cheesecake.
He blinked. You were actually really cute.
As if noticing him for the first time, you glanced at him. Recognition flitted through your eyes making you drop your hand as you looked away from him. “Sorry.”
“No. Here,”Suguru picked up the cheesecake plate and placed it on your tray. “Its all yours.”
“Really?” You stared at the cheesecake like he gave you a thousand dollar necklace and not a simple dessert.
The satisfied expression that danced on your face made Suguru’s stomach flip. Weird.
Then you glanced up at him, eyes all soft, giving him a small smile before dashing away but not before you managed to mumble your thanks, “Thanks, Geto.”
Shit, you were really cute.
—
Suguru tucked the heavy book under his arm as he began his search for you around the University. Texting Shoko would have been quicker, but he didn’t wanna give her any wrong ideas.
Not that there was something more to this gesture. Nope, he just wants to clear the air you know. A friendly gesture. After all the both of you are gonna see each other a lot whether you liked it or not. Definitely, not because he wanted to see you smile again. Yep, definitely not that
After 30 minutes of wandering around your usual hangouts. He gave up and texted Satoru’s girlfriend, the better option of the two. She replied a minute later.
“Hey Geto! Ya, she’s actually here at my dorm. Do you need something?”
He didn’t bother replying, and just started making his way dorm.
Suguru knocked on the door and after a moment, Satoru’s girlfriend came into view with her eyebrows raised.”Oh, you actually came here.”
He shrugged as nonchalantly as possible, “Yeah, I just need to give y/n something. Its nothing important.”
She hummed mischievously, a knowing glint in her eyes, “Hmm, sure sure. Come in.”
She opened the door wider to make space for Geto’s larger frame. His eyes land on your form on the sofa leaning on the arm rest with your legs propped, a duvet covering your thighs. You’re shoulders were shaking as you laughed quietly at some video on your phone.
For once your nose wasn’t in a book. He noted the popcorn and the paused movie on the TV screen.
“I didn’t mean to ruin your plans.” He apologized sheepishly.
Gojo’s girl just waved him off, “oh shush, its no big deal.”
Upon hearing Geto’s voice you looked towards the source, surprise flitted throughout your face then confusion as your lips parted a fraction. “Geto? What are you doing here?”
“Uh..” Its been awhile since he’s been rendered speechless and embarrassed. He has always had some smooth line that bordered between flirty and friendly, yet your curious gaze was enough make his head into a jumbled mess.
The sound of someone clearing their throat snapped some sense back into him. Gojo’s girlfriend opened the door before grinning mischievously, “Ill go get some soda. Back in a jiff!”
Silence enveloped the room, indicating it was just the two of you now.
Geto got some of his confidence and composure back as he pointed on the other end of the couch. “Can I sit?”
“Of course.” You answered, still looking perplexed.
Finally, he sat down and pulled the large book from under his arm and handed it to you.“Here, as an apology for breaking the spine of your other book.” He started, “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to be so inconsiderate the other day. "
You stared silently at the hard bound copy of the same book that had its spine cracked. It was a limited edition copy that Suguru managed to track down with Satoru’s help. It did come with the price of Satoru’s incessant teasing.
“Well well ~ all this effort for a girl who was mean to you. You must be a masochist, Suguruu.”
“You got me a very expensive limited edition hard bound copy of one of my favorite books?” You breathed, voice laced with astonishment.
Expensive? Suguru didn’t know. He bought it without looking at the price. He doubted he would’ve care about the price either way.
“Satoru’s girlfriend told how much it meant to you.” Suguru gave.
Its was silent for a moment. Anticipation eating at Sugurus nerves for your reaction. Were you gonna through it at his face or-
He was pulled out of his thoughts when a full blown breathtaking smile bloomed on your face making Sugurus eyes widen. It was like time slowed down, the rest of the world was blur and all he could see was you. Your eyes sparkled with so much joy, it was contagious the even he couldn’t help but smile bit.
“Thank you so much, Geto.” You took the book from his hands.
Relief and satisfaction ran through his veins, making him relax into the couch. Your smile. He doesn’t think his gonna get the image off his mind anytime soon.
“Does that mean your not mad at me anymore?” He asked, smiling softly.
You tilted your head in confusion. “Mad? What do you mean?”
Suguru’s face mirrored yours, “Weren’t you avoiding me because you were mad we cracked the spine of your book?”
A pretty blush rose up your cheeks that Suguru strangely wanted to caress but he held back the urge. Your shoulders shrank as you avoided his gaze. “Not exactly..”
Suguru quirked an eyebrow as as he absentmindedly tucked a stray hair away from your face, “Tell me.”
His touch rose goosebumps on your skin which his observant eyes didn’t miss. You bit your lip in contemplation before letting out a big exhale, “I wasn’t avoiding because I was mad. I was avoiding you because I was embarrassed.”
“Of what?”
You looked at him incredulously, “What do you mean what? Don’t you remember the way I overreacted about my book?”
The memory of her staring at him like he killed her dog flashed through his mind making him chuckle. “I do recall someone looking at me like I was the scum beneath her feet.”
She groaned and knocked her head against the cover of the book, hiding her face from him, “I was so embarrassed! I realized I overreacted about 10 minutes after it happened. I know people don’t see things the way I do.”
So that was the reason of your constant wariness of him. He got so frustrated over nothing then. “You could have just talked to me, you know.”
“I know, but I barely spoke to you before and I didn’t know how to even begin a conversation with you. Talking to Satoru was a lot easier since I’ve been around him more-”
“Wait, you’ve talk to Satoru?” And why did it irked him that the both of your were at a first name basis.
“Yeah, A day after it happened.” You said innocently.
That little fucker. He watched Suguru go crazy over what happened and despite knowing the real reason, he just let Suguru grow into his frustration. He was gonna kill Gojo.
“Ah.”
After a beat you spoke, “Are you mad?”
“No. Not at you at least.”
“Oh, okay.” A bit of silence before you continued, “I really am sorry though, and you even bought me this book- I mean you weren’t even the one who tossed the ball.”
He wanted to be in your good graces but he wasn’t ready to admit why. A ghost of a smile formed on his lips. “Don’t apologize, please. To you, your books are precious and its normal to feel angry or sad about things that matter to you.”
Your lips parted a bit at his words before giving him a small timid smile, “Thanks, Geto.”
“Suguru.”
“What?”
“Call me Suguru. You’re on a first name basis with Satoru, its only fair.” He said in a matter of a factually.
Hesitation laced your features, “But we barely know each other.”
Suguru mouth tipped wickedly, “So if we get to know each other better you’ll call me by my name?”
“I..” You looked like you were balancing the pros and cons in your head. “I guess? I mean that’s how it usually goes.”
“I can work with that.”
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A few weeks after the little mishap. Suguru and you built a steady friendship. You were no longer ignoring him with you see him along the hall. In fact you guys often walk together cause the both of you were coincidentally going the same way. During lunch, you constantly grow surprised when Suguru suddenly starts discussing about a book you like, and you’re too invested in the conversation to ask why his sudden interest in books.
You were so fascinating to him for some reason and he wanted to get even closer.
He learned a lot about your odd quirks and interest over time like how you like reading and walking at the same time. It was both endearing and a walking hazard.
“Stop.”
You stopped abruptly, pulling the book away.
“Look down.”
And you did, only to see that you were mere inches from crashing into a trashcan, “That wasn’t here yesterday.”
You turned to see Sugurus smirking face, amusement dancing in his eyes. “That’s because you were walking from another direction yesterday.”
“No way. I was not.”
A laugh crept up Sugurus throat, “Yes, you were and you didn’t notice but you knocked down an acapella group yesterday.”
“You’re hilarious, Geto.” You rolled your eyes.
The sound of his last name made him narrow his eyes. “Stop it with the Geto already.”
It was your turn to laugh at his annoyance, the sound of your laugh so light and bright like wind chimes. Your pretty eyes shining with mirth. Why was he annoyed again?
That’s another thing he realized, you were always pretty he knew that. But somehow you got even more beautiful. It was distracting to say the least. Especially when you talk about something you love and you get that sparkle in you eyes. God, he could stare and listen to you for hours. He was turning into such a sap and he wasn’t even sure he wanted to stop it.
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“Now that’s just wrong.” You grimaced as you watched the gory scene on screen. Your cute expression made Suguru chuckle.
The both of you were watching a documentary on Greek history, specifically the great wars. It was for your paper but Suguru insisted he didn’t mind watching it with you. Though he knew it was just a lame excuse to hangout with you.
The urge to see you all the time got stronger and stronger by the day and he got tired of trying push it away. He had it bad, real bad.
He glanced at you so focused on the movie that he doubts you know about his mushy feelings about you due to your noted obliviousness.
“Can you pass me the popcorn, Geto?” You absentmindedly asked him. Your pajama clad legs were propped on his lap with his arm draped over it to pull you close.
It was cozy and intimate. His chest tingled with satisfaction knowing that you were comfortable enough around to initiate contact like this. Sharing your warmth with his.
He handed you the popcorn. “Here you go, pretty.”
You noticeably blush at the nickname, “Thanks, Geto.”
He’s been calling you cute nicknames all the time these days and you showed no indication of stopping him. The only thing that plagues him is you still calling him by his last name. That has got to go.
—-
“What are you looking for exactly?” Suguru heard holler you from the living room.
He was currently rifling through his closet.“Something important.”
Satoru invited everyone out to eat and the both of you were on the way there when Suguru remembered he forgot something in his dorm room.
Found it. He grabbed the shirt and hid it behind him as he made his way back to you.
“Did you find it?”
“Yep.”
He casually sat down at one of the armrests of his sofa which made you quirk a questioning eyebrow. “Aren’t we gonna go?”
“In a minute. I wanted to ask you something first.” Hopefully you didn’t catch the slightly nervous tone st the end of his sentence.
“Okay..?”
“Come here, princess.” He smiled reassuringly as he pulled closer to him, finding yourself in between his legs. Even sitting down, he was still at eye level to you. He really liked how taller he was than you were. The close proximity made that cute blush that Suguru adores appear.
“Are you coming to the game on friday?”
You tilted you head, clearly it wasn’t the question you were expecting, “Of course, what kind of friend would I be if I didn’t show up to support you guys?”
“Good.” He took out the shirt from behind him. “Do you mind wearing this for me?”
You stared at the jersey on his hand with the word Geto along with his player number printed in a big bold font at the back. Geto watched as surprise, excitement then confusion passed through your face.
“Wha-why?” You sputtered. “Shouldn’t you be giving this to a girl you like or something?”
Suguru chuckled and stared at you with exasperated fondness. You were adorable and oblivious as hell. “I am giving it to a girl I like. And right now I’m just hoping she’ll say yes.”
After a second, it seemed you put two and two together. Your eyes met his.
“You like me?”
“I thought you knew.” He teased, smirking .
“How would I know that?!”
“I wasn’t exactly hiding it.”
“You didn’t exactly tell me either!” You exclaimed, getting a bit worked up.
Sugurus smile widened into a grin as he rests his forehead on yours, “Then let me tell you now.”
He took in a deep breathe, next words filled with warmth. “I like you, y/n. More than you know.”
The heat of your cheeks radiated from your face as Suguru nudged your nose with his before pulling away. “I don’t mind telling you that a couple more times if you want.”
When you didn’t answer Suguru did just that, “I like you. I like you a lot. For a while now actually-”
You cut him of by covering his mouth with your hands, “I get it!”
Suguru laughed beneath your hands before pulling them down. “So what do you say? You don’t have to of course if you don’t want to its-”
“I do! I do want to!” You blurted out hastily, mortification on your face at your admission. While Suguru could barely contain his happiness.
“You do?”Still Suguru couldn’t help but tease you.
You barely met his eyes as you spoke, “I do. Its just- I didn’t know you liked me that way and this caught me by surprised.”
A laughed escaped Sugurus throat as he put the jersey down and pulled you flushed against his chest, tucking his head on your neck with his hands finding a home on your waist. “You’re so adorable you know that?”
“Stop that!” You groaned.
“I can’t.”
Slowly, you relaxed into his hold as you wrapped yours arms around his neck, leaning your head on his. A comfortable silence wrapped around you two as you basked in the warmth of the moment.
Suguru breathed in your scent, holding you tightly like he didn’t want to let go. His body all warm and tingly
The moment was shattered when Suguru’s ringtone blasted in the room. He sighed grimly as he reluctantly pulled away from you, opening his phone. “Its Satoru wondering where we are.” He sighed heavily again, “We should get going.”
Before you could say anything, he stood up, handed you the jersey then lead you towards the door.
You tugged at his hand, “Suguru, wait.”
The sound of his name on your tongue made him turn back abruptly, “What did you say?”
You gave him a shy smile, “I like you too, Suguru.”
Suguru’s eyes widened as his heart soared. The world turned blurry once again and all he could see was you. A knot of emotion lodged in his throat. Damn, he didn’t think he’d be this affected by your words. He groaned and threw his head back at the door, voice hoarse as he spoke, “You don’t know what you do to me, princess.”
You intertwined your fingers with his as you grinned, looking so pretty it hurt. “I have a pretty good idea.”
Maybe, It wasn’t such a stupid tradition. After all it led him to you.
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a list of ways steph has used to stop tim from going super villain mode
tim, who currently has a random wannabe rogue two seconds away from death: get out of here spoiler i have it covered.
steph, not thinking much: this is kinda… cringe of you RR. like even more cringe than naming yourself red robin
tim, staring at steph cause the fucking AUDACITY: excuse me?!
bob, can see the light at the end of the tunnel: am i already in hell
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steph, decided there’s not enough Chaos: tim when you become a rogue can you be the catwoman to my batman
tim, who is having a Very Bad Day and contemplating rogue status: ew gross never *throws up*
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steph, has decided she is the only one actively stopping tim’s villain arc and found the best way to prevent it: what would you even make your villain name?
tim, drawing up a costume for a totally hypothetical villain arc: re-
steph: not red x right? you’re gonna be original with the name?
tim: …maybe i’d go with j-
steph: and you’d never lean into the whole joker junior thing cause that’s dumb
tim:
steph: and you HAVE to change your name cause no one’s gonna take a villain named after a restaurant seriously
tim, deleting the costume design: …i’d let the media name me.
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tim, contemplating jokers murder: i-
steph, sprinting out of nowhere and throwing a snickers bar directly into his throat wrapper and all: hey rr.
tim, choking:
joker, thought he was about to turn a bat EVIL evil: what.
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tim, thinking of joining ra’s:
steph: so why does ra’s have a crush on you
tim: motherfucking what.
ra’s, very much only wants tim as an heir(child): what.
tim, about to throw up: never mind.
ra’s, about to cry:
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steph, sensing tim about to go off the deep end: wanna steal the batmobile and see how fast it goes
tim, very much distracted with that idea and forgetting the vicious plan he had before: can we attach rockets to it
#tim drake#stephanie brown#batfamily#chaotic tim drake#feral tim drake#chaotic stephanie brown#tim is one inconvenience away from joining the rogue gallery#steph would bother him about making his rogue costume cat themed so they can lean into the batman and catwoman thing#he almost punches her#selina would encourage it#steph wants to see the world burn#just not from tim#dc stands for disregard canon#probably ooc#idc though they’re in character to me cause i said so
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