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blmpff · 1 year
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*INSERT JAWS THEME*
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Just from Ep 5.01 I just know that the season 5 soundtrack is going to be an absolute fucking banger
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ev-belknap · 2 years
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The wwdits Season 5 opening prediction nobody asked for (because the hyper fixation is strong):
No break between seasons this time. Nandor is checking the house to see if Guillermo has gone out. When it’s all clear, he beckons the camera crew. He’s been preparing a surprise. Him pretending to read was just a front whenever Guillermo was around to not be suspicious. He’s going to turn Guillermo, tonight!
And then Guillermo gets home. Nandor, giddy, tries to drag him to his amazing surprise. But Guillermo is moody, sullen, snaps, storms off.
Cut to Guillermo sitting alone, looking at the camera. “… It didn’t work.” Crumples up, crying.
THEME SONG!
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kusuokisser · 1 year
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terusai halloween dates except teruhashi really really likes horror movies and saiki has to pretend his xray vision doesnt make him see through the television
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dynamitedex · 1 year
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smoke IN the water
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hopeformankind · 1 year
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@musesfromthefifthdimension sent:
There's a little man in a black-frock coat and wearing a black, broad-brimmed hat at the mortally injured Erwin Smith's side. He takes a vial of something from his coat, and offers it to the bandaged man. "Drink this," he says, "it will stop the pain." (Fate)
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Commander Erwin Smith-- 13th Commander of the Survey Corps, hailing from Wall Rose, was not your ordinary man. Charismatic, fighting for the sake of Humanity within the Walls or so he says, a man that was able to make the tough choices that no one else could make. A man that refused to lie to his soldiers of their fates... all as they had to come to terms with the fact that on this day, they would die to the Beast Titan. At least, Erwin believed he himself would die with them. The first to be struck and killed, in fact. But... he survived.
Left alone in Shiganshina, surrounded by death-- there weren't enough horses to bring the dead back to Wall Rose. And they couldn't bring back Commander Erwin. Lying there on a bed in an abandoned homestead, placed there by his loyal soldiers, Erwin gasped and trembled like a fish out of water with every moment he attempted to breathe. His organs nearly fell out of him-- the bleeding was only just barely stopped by some remaining Scout that'd survived the Charge that Erwin led... and, for some reason, they believed it right to tend to him. Something he could barely understand.
The bandaged fellow was barely able to acknowledge Mr. Fate's presence-- his breathing was labored, his eyes lidded, lips barely able to part to give his answer. He couldn't even lift his own arm to try to reach for the vial.
... but, he did seem to notice Mr. Fate. It's just that-- Erwin Smith, Commander of the Survey Corps, didn't realize that if he were speaking with Mr. Henry J. Fate, then that meant he was taking his first steps... into the Twilight Zone.
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" ... who... who are... "
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beingofstars · 1 year
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estoy en ese punto de mi vida en el que voy a empezar a escuchar gloria trevi y juan luis guerra porque NO SE QUE ESCUCHAR AYUDAAA
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wayback-fm · 1 year
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HAPPY ALL OF THE LIGHTS DAY
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sludgeguzzler · 2 years
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k station best day in my life making me feel emotions
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2oul2ilver · 2 years
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Did anyone else know you could have a Dachsbun and Arctibax breed because uhhhhhhh I sure didn't
Until I found an egg in my picnic basket with 6 guys on my team and a visiting girl arctibax that is
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mini-uzzy · 2 years
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chalksniffed · 2 years
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nsfw, pwp discord mod/modern xiao × afab! reader
warning: pwp (porn w/o plot), mid tier written sex, phone? video call? virtual? sex, sex toys, overstimulation, slight noncon recording, corruption, possessiveness, xiao being disgusting like actually (w/ cum)
quite frankly, extremeeeeeely ooc xiao also he calls you dove/kitten- yes living up to the discord mod name
Dudun!
[Dove, vid call, now.]
You answered the ringing discord call notification. A ragged, breathless voice greets your ears.
"Fuck.. (Y/N), I'm so horny right now. I need you.." Xiao voiced out, palming his crotch through his sweatpants. Hands twitching to touch your body but couldn't due to you being away from him.
He opened his webcam, revealing a very flushed and needy Xiao. Biting your lips, you opened yours as well, greeting him with the view of his nervous and blushing kitten.
"You didn't forget to bring your new gift with you right?" You nodded, glancing at the unopened black box beside your laptop.
He smirked, "Good, how about opening it for me?"
Grabbing the sleek packaging, you opened it carefully. It revealed a plush velvet covering a skintone, veiny, silicone.. dildo and as well as a bullet vibrator without a remote?
You held the dildo in your hands, feeling it up and.. it looks just like Xiao's heavy and mouthwatering dick. "Like my gift for you dove?" Your eyes snapped to your screen, greeting you with an overly pleased looking Xiao.
"Yes.. but what is this for?" You inquired, a brow raising at his gift.
"For you to play with and to give me a show, I still want your pussy to only remember the shape of my dick during your trip."
Red flushed on your cheeks from his statement, you even felt a buzz between your legs from his words. Pussy craving the warmth and size of his girth after days of it not being filled to the brim with Xiao's cock.
"Put a show on for me will you? You know what to do to please me after all." Xiao pulled the waistband of his sweatpants down and fished the bulging erection of his cock. It springs up and meets his clothed abdomen, standing erect and tall with the mushroom head an angry red, tip glistening with pre.
You nodded and said okay, standing from your chair and fully aware of the wet patch on your panties through your shorts. You locked the door to your room and moved your laptop and toys on your bed.
Standing in front of the laptop, you slowly stripped your clothes and gave Xiao a personal show. Unclasping your bra and slipping your panties off, not forgetting to show the wet patch he's caused and loved before climbing on the bed and resting against a pillow on the headboard.
You can hear his muffled noises through the speakers and the sound of slick, rubbing of skin. Spreading your legs, he could see your leaking cunny begging to be filled with cock- his cock. God if only you didn't go to that academic trip with Albedo he could be drilling and painting his cum in your pussy right now.
Grunting Xiao said, "Be a good doll and place the vibe on your clit, kitten."
Doing as he commanded, two fingers held the toy down your clit, jolting in surprise as the vibe suddenly sprang to life. "Don't let it go unless I said so, okay?" He said whilst raising his phone up to the view of the camera, allowing your eyes to see the "remote" for the toy.
He cranked the speed higher making your eyes roll back at the intensity and lean dependently against the headboard. Thighs quivering, slick overflowing, and whorish moans- the sight of you made Xiao shiver, pleased to see how much of a slut his darling became. Corrupting your purity and making you his slut wasn't a bad idea after all.
"X-xiao! Xiao... I'm close-! I want to come- please please!" Slurring, you suddenly feel the toy becoming stronger-! A relentless onslaught attacks your clit, overwhelming it and making your climax come faster- "Xiao x-xiao I'm cumming! I'm cumming !"
White fills your vision, slick gushing out your needy hole yet the toy doesn't stop- knowing Xiao he'd punish you if you to let go. He wants to see your sensitive clit and body overstimulated before he ends.
"Good girl, just one more then you can let go, okay?" He panted, his left hand lowered the intensity of the toy while lubed right hand kept jerking up and down his cock at the climax you've shown him- desperately wishing it was him instead of that toy he'd given you or your tight throat around him instead of his fucking hand.
"Y-yes." You can already feel yourself building up again despite already cumming. You bit your lips to muffle your noises, feeling ashamed that your friend is in the room next to you- thick walls can only do so much to block out the noise.
"Kitten, use your other hand and play with your tits." Xiao's voice from the laptop speaker made you snap out from your thoughts. "Like this?" You said while tweaking your left nipple.
"Yes- just like that," he grunts starting to feel the build up of climax, "just do that baby- I'll up the intensity, don't cum until I say so." The sound of his heavy panting fills your ears from the speakers, continuing to do as he told, he upped the intensity again making your already trembling legs give out.
Your left hand continues to play with your tits, adding more pleasurable sensations on your body. Your core tightens, "I'm c-close- xiao please.." You begged, tears beginning to form in your waterline from being denied.
"A little more dove- just a little more hngh." He says placing his phone down on his desk and grabbing a jar almost halfway filled with white, opaque fluid.
Xiao jerked himself harder at heavenly sounds of your moans in his ears, feeling himself close to climax. He opened the jar and placed the opening near the tip of his cock, making the fluid slosh around the jar.
"(Y/N).. cum." He hissed as he jizzed his cum into the jar- relief filling his body.
Once you heard him say his command, your body finally let go- giving you the most intense orgasm of your life. Your eye rolled back from the pleasure and your body gave out. Limbs weak from the pleasure, making you white out from the intensity. Your fingers let go of the whirring bullet as your body turned into mush.
Xiao chuckled at the sight of his cute girlfriend being so fucked out and turned off the bullet from his phone, he's thankful that he had the foresight to record this call for his collection.
It took about a minute of Xiao serenely watching you for you to wake up.
Your eyes blearily opened up to a smiling Xiao, completely and utterly please with himself that he witnessed your body breaking down from pleasure.
"We're not yet done kitten, your pussy is still hungry for cock no?" A sly smirk etched on his lips. "I can still see your hole wanting more."
You whined knowing that he was right, that it still wasn't enough. Xiao trained you too well to be a- his- cock hungry slut. Clitoral orgasm wasn't enough.
With weakened limbs you moved closer to your laptop to grab the imitation next to it. Making Xiao notice your disheveled state, how skin trails with skin or how your hair sticks to the side of your cheeks. A tired yet lustful expression sits on your face, completely unaware of how much it took effect on you.
Pulling the dildo closer, you test the waters by licking the head. Bringing it closer to you, you wrap your lips around the head, sucking the rubbery material.
Xiao feels his softened cock turn on again, watching you give head to a dick that looks his made it twitch back in eagerness.
He spat on his hand again to lube it up and slowly jerked himself. You took the cock in deeper, a visible bump appearing on your throat as the length inched more into your throat.
Xiao's mouth watered at the sight, seeing how the imitation could do that to your throat meant that it'd feel better if it was his actual dick that you were sucking instead.
Plump lips wrapped around the girth and spit trailed down the side of your lip as you slowly pull out the silicone.
The imitation glistens with your spit as you dazedly looked at the your laptop screen, Xiao's blown out gaze meets your own. "I think it's ready now.." You said as you pant in air.
Placing the dick vertically in front of your cunny, you looked at the laptop screen again, awaiting Xiao's orders.
A hum greets your ears, "Sit on it." He eyes as you stand up on your knees, legs spread apart and dick directly under your weeping cunt. You stretched your folds apart and carefully descended on the tip. Your hungry hole swallowed the silicone head, making your breath audibly hitch at the entrance.
With the head firmly inside you, you sat down to the base, moaning as you finally feel your walls stretch against Xiao's dick, dildo sitting comfortably inside the tight walls Xiao shaped.
Huffing at the feeling of being full, you hear Xiao utter, "Ride it and give me a show."
"Y-yes sir."
Raising your hips until your insides only feel the tip, Xiao watches as the shaft exposes itself coated in your slick. Bringing your hips down, you sat on it again, hole swallowing the silicone. Familiarizing with the feeling, you slowly ride the toy. Up and down, up and down- Xiao mimicked your movements. Each upwards or downwards motion is followed by his hand, attempting to synchronize the feelings of pleasure.
'It's not enough,' he thought and muffled groan escaping his lips, 'they need to be faster.'
"Dove, faster- ruin yourself for me." He commanded, pants leaving his lips as you upped the pace.
Heavy breathing leaves your lips as you followed his orders. The silicone fills you up but it's not as good as the original, struggling to hit your sweet spots unlike how Xiao fucks you.
It didn't take too long until exhaustion catches up to you. Paired with how you came twice prior, it could only take you so long until your previous ministrations caught up to your weakened legs.
You whined, "X-xiao I can't, my legs are too tired.. please..."
Xiao broken out of his stupor from following your movements in a daze, he noticed how you slowed down your movements. "It's okay dove, just lay on your back okay? Spread your legs and pump it in and out instead."
Following his instructions, your back meets the soft embrace of the covers making you moan in relief. You pumped the base in and out with your left hand, shivers running down your body as the dick finally hits your sweet spots while your right plays with your tit.
Moaning at constant feeling of being full, your core slowly tightens. The feeling of an climax creeps in your body. "Xiao I feel.. close.." You breathed as Xiao jerks himself to the pumps of your hand, also feeling himself becoming close.
"Come with me, dove?" He asked, grunting as you jerk the dildo harder.
"Y-yes! Yes!" You moaned, movement becoming more erratic. Legs trembling, struggling to keep them spread apart, body shivering from all of the sensations it's feeling. You craned your neck to look at him. Skin flushed, teal-green hair dishevelled and a mess, and beautiful amber eyes blown with lust.
Your eyes closed shut, digging the crown of your head deeper into the pillow as your back arches. "I-I'm close!" Xiao watches intently as you fucked yourself harder on his replica, dick twitching at the thought of it being his cock instead. "I know. I'm the same, dove."
He jerks himself faster, watching you play with yourself all for him. Ruining your pussy just for him. God he can't wait until he can sink his cock again in that corrupted cunt he claimed.
'Mine, you're mine. Just mine.' He thought darkly, 'no one else can see you fuck yourself like this. Not even that stupid Albedo thinking he could this academic trip as a way to seduce you. No one else can handle that ruined pussy of yours, not when all you can do is scream out my name..' He glanced back at the screen, your fucked out face begging for his cum, spit dribbling down your lips, slick overflowing and wetting a patch on the covers but you didn't care. The only thought in your mind was him, his dick, and cumming.
"Xiao-! Xiao! I'm cumming!!" You screamed as he came in sync with you.
Slick creaming around the silicone imitation of his cock and him cumming his spend into the cum jar he's filling up for your return.
The both of you sighed in content, a combination of pleasure, relief and exhaustion runs in your bodies as you both come down from your high.
"Kitten, don't leave the call or remove the toy. I want to watch you sleep with my cock shaping your insides, I'm not taking no for an answer." He uttered as he shifted and tucked his dick back into his sweatpants. Grabbing a tissue and cleaning up any mess that remained.
Hearing you sigh, he once again directed his gaze back on his screen. Your blissed and fucked out self etched into the confines of his brain.
"Y-yes xiao.. only for you.."
Extra: You feel room temperature cum enter your pussy as Xiao forced the head of the cum jar into your hole. Shivering from the feeling of the fluid dripping inside your hole, Xiao patted the jar empty for his cum to find home in your insides.
Xiao sighed happily knowing all his cum and effort are now safely tucked inside you and not wasted on tissue, because his cum should and only be inside your pussy and nowhere else. Removing the jar, he kisses your knee beside him, whispering "mine" as he stood on his knees, the monstrous cock he knows you miss after your long trip stands erect and stiff.
"Let's fill you up with a new batch shall we?"
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Thanks for reading this mess lmaoo, anyways have a nice day <3
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castametric · 1 year
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dun dudun dun dun dudun
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ze-haus-of-holbein · 2 months
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dun dudun dun dudun dun dudun dun dudun dun dudun dun dudun dun dudun dun dudun dun dudun dun dudun dun dudun dun dudun dun dudun dun dudun dun dudun dun
OOOO EEEEEE OOOOOOOO
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captainjackscoat · 3 months
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DUN DUDUN DUN DUDUN DUN DUDUN DUN DUDUN DUN DUDUN DUN DUDUN DUN DUDUN DUN DUDUN DUN DUDUN DUN DUDUN DUN DUDUN DUN DUDUN DUN DUDUN DUN DUDUN DUN DUDUN DUN DUDUN WEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WEEEE WOOO WEEEEEEEEEEEE
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crazysodomite · 8 months
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What's the song that goes dudududu dudu dudu dudun tatata
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