#dude im watching cap 2 on wednesday

[sunshineofthegroup]

@achievementmicoo did the thing.  i want to do the thing.  we talked like one time, it all works out.

Rules: You must answer these 85(*83)statements and tag 20 people.  I’ll save you the trouble - 30 and 35 are both missing, and i don’t even know 1 person.  feel free to do this if you see it, even if we haven’t talked like one time.

The Last

1) Drink: an entire bottle of simply lemonade with raspberry 2) Phone Call: my mother, we talked for 47 minutes 3) Text Message: my grandmother 4) Song: like i can by sam smith 5) Time You Cried: last night when i remembered caiti ward exists and is beautiful and pure 6) Dated Someone Twice: im gonna say i havent done this 7) Kissed Someone And Regretted It: i have not 8) Cheated On Someone: i have definitely not 9) Lost Someone Special: they stop being special around the time they get lost, usually 10) Been Depressed: have i ever stopped, tho 11) Got Drunk and Thrown Up: never, unless one time, i had a drink and then i threw up but i actually had the flu so the drink had nothing to do with it

3 Favorite Colors

12) pink 13) black 14) green

In The Last Year Have You

15) Made New Friends: i’ve talked to a few people on the tumbloid like one time, does that count? 16) Fallen Out of Love: sure 17) Laughed Until You’ve Cried: definitely 18) Found Out Someone Was Talking About You: someone’s always talking about me. 19) Met Someone Who Has Changed You: i never change, my dude 20) Found Out Who Your Friends Are: i’m pretty ensconced with the two friends i have 21) Kissed Someone On Your Facebook List: wtf no

General

22) How Many of Your Facebook Friends Do You Know IRL: i dont even use facebook, but probably most of them i have known at one point. 23) Do You Have Any Pets: noo 24) Do You Want to Change Your Name: my feeling on this fluctuates 25) What Did You Do For Your Last Birthday: i went to work and i dont remember what else 26) What Time Did You Wake Up: 5:03 pm my dude, i am a hero amongst men 27) What Were You Doing at Midnight Last Night: it’s hard to say, probably watching heroes and halfwits 28) Name Something You Can’t Wait For: idk man sleeping is so cool i’m into that 29) When Was The Last Time You Saw Your Mom: yesterday, which is wednesday

31) What Are You Listening to Right Now: it’s raining and the fan on my laptop is working overtime 32) Have You Ever Talked to a Person Named Tom: Ever? Certainly.

33) Something That is Getting on Your Nerves: lack of ability to gosh darn concentrate on writing 34) Most Visited Website: tumblr, youtube, achievementhunter.com in that order

36) Long or Short Hair: medium hair

37) Do You Have a Crush on Someone: not like a person i actually know 38) What Do You Like About Yourself: i have decent taste in merch 39) Piercings: two in each ear and then one (1) cartilage 40) Blood Type: O+ 41) Nickname: i do not 42) Relationship Status: No. 43) Zodiac: libra 44) Pronouns: she/they 45) Favorite TV Show: the only tv show i watch that is currently running is riverdale, i plan to pick up will and grace in the fall, other than that, Friends. 46) Tattoos: i do not. 47) Right or Left Handed: right 48) Surgery: what does this even mean? i had my wisdom teeth out when i was 17.  a few months ago i had a procedure where they shoved a camera down my throat and i told the doctor dude trying to put a cap on me that i ‘fucking love hats’ 49) Piercings: why is this here twice 50) Sport: Lets Play League - Team Achievement Hunter 51) Vacation: i went to disney two years ago with my grandparents. 52) Pair of Trainers: i have one (1) pair of black etnies that are nearly brand new, and four (4) pairs of black etnies that are completely worn out

More General

53) Eating: i ate a shitload when i got home from walmart, i had like jalapeno cheese, and bagels with jalapeno asiago cheese spread, and chicken salad, and some salami, just cuz im a fatass, whatever.  it was all delicious 54) Drinking: i also had a whole bottle of simply lemonade with raspberry, and i was thinking about mountain dew but it’s raining and the dew is in my car so its not worth it to go get 55) I’m About to: probably either sleep or try to write more 56) Waiting For: the sweet release of death 57) Want: to make better jokes 58) Get Married: nah 59) Career: well im unemployed, so jot that down

Which is Better

60) Hugs or Kisses: hugs are ballin 61) Lips or Eyes: eyes as long as they’re just, like, normal and inside a skull where they belong.  no need to rip one out and send it to me 62) Shorter or Taller: i prefer to be taller than everyone. 63) Older or Younger: i prefer to be older than everyone. 64) Nice Arms or Nice Stomach: arm are good, i guess? stomachs can be good for pillows.  again, no reason to rip one out and send it to me 65) Hookup or Relationship: relationship probably 66) Troublemaker or Hesitant: are these even opposites? i cause trouble and then get anxiety about it later lmao

Have You Ever

67) Kissed a Stranger: i have not 68) Drank Hard Liquor: (looks at pile of empties around me)... Yes. 69) Lost Glasses/Contact Lenses: No, I’ve had the same pair since 2003 probably and i know right where they are (i don’t need them for anything so i don’t need an updated prescription) 70) Turned Someone Down: probably and not really been aware of it 71) Had Sex on the First Date: i have not 72) Broken Someone’s Heart: i like to assume i have 73) Had Your Heart Broken: sure 74) Been Arrested: No 75) Cried When Someone Died: Every single time 76) Fallen for a Friend: oh yeah

Do You Believe In:

77) Yourself: no i dont exist 78) Miracles: from god? no.  miracles as by coincidence or happenstance? maybe 79) Love at First Sight: absolutely 80) Santa Claus: sure. can i have presents? 81) Kiss on the First Date: is this something you can believe in? 82) Angels: only the kind that are incredibly beautiful women, sent here by some divine presence, and are too good, too pure for this world, like caiti ward

Other

83) Current Best Friends Name: becky, reece 84) Eye Color: blueish grey 85) Favorite Movie: Emperor’s New Groove still holds up, right?  Wonder Woman was pretty fuckin good

[dungeonmasterpoisonbite]

Wednesday Friendsday Mission Logs: Goblins in Suburbia

Keeper Representative #298:

Interparty Communication Hub Rules

1-no explicit nsfw content such as overtly explicit text or imagery

2-more rules will be added as the need arises

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: jevens.

🚐Jevans🎷: thats jevans mate

whats up?

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: i have a mix CD. Can i bring it?

🚐Jevans🎷: depends

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: on what?

🚐Jevans🎷: whats on it?

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: you know. Good music.

-posts link to bass boosted "Down Under" by Men At Work (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC-dS7JmCbY)

🚐Jevans🎷: is there anything else but that song on it?

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: absolutely not

🚐Jevans🎷: good

oh oh

El 🐍: do you mean you have twelve to fourteen of the same song on one CD?

🚐Jevans🎷: im pickin you up first sweets

El 🐍: also, um, Mr. Evans? Is it okay to bring food in your car?

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: B]

🚐Jevans🎷: so long as theres enough for your driver

El 🐍: okay, well. I'm not sure but my sister ordered Chinese food. She may finish it before you get here, though. Would you like the fortune cookie?

👊Dee Foster thats the best part though el!!!!!

El 🐍: they gave us two... I was thinking he could have mine.

Jev: sure ill polish yer leftovers

👊Dee Foster BUT

fine he can have it -frowny imp emoji-

El 🐍: did....did you want them both?

🚐Jevans🎷: hey dee can have it

i read the docs and dont want her mad at me

👊Dee Foster NO you have it L.O.L.

i was only teasing!!!!

-XD emoji-

🚐Jevans🎷: alright hahahahsdfsdaf

oops

El 🐍: Mr. Evans, would you like any of this ma po tofu?

🚐Jevans🎷: only if yer not eatin eat

its ahrd to eat when im driving with passengers

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: are you texting whilst driving??

El 🐍: are you implying our driver would break the law???

🚐Jevans🎷: hahahaha

👊Dee Foster O.M.G. he better not be!!!!

🚐Jevans🎷: HAHAH

El 🐍: :\

🚐Jevans🎷: absolutely not

speech-to-text mates

Nelherin: that can still be distracting!!

El 🐍: Wow your dictation software must be very advanced to know to capitalize your laughter with emphasis!

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: magic SIRI

El 🐍: oh my gosh, if Mr. Evans has a magic phone, i want one.

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : is it okay with everyone if i photo document our adventures?

🚐Jevans🎷: this is expensive hardware, you gotta work a long time to get it

but all in good time El

and so long as you dont flash in the vehicle sure

El 🐍: I mean, i've got an iPhone, but it isn't magic.

Nelherin, I'm fine with that, as long as you don't make them available publicly online. Last semester one of my students posted a picture of me on Facebook and tagged it "That Weird Nerd" and I thought that was really unkind.

👊Dee Foster WHAT!!!! YOU DIDNT TELL ME THAT!!!! WHO WAS IT!!!! WAIT IM IN THE ROOM WITH YOU

El 🐍: It was super unflattering too. :(

👊Dee Foster -three red angry emojis-

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : i won't release them publicly! I think that might get me in trouble with the keepers, hah...

El 🐍: okay, that's fine! If you tag me, please tag me as EL SHRIVER.

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: i have stickers

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : okay!

What kind of stickers?

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: stickers for a scrapbook

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : oh i love scrapbooking!

Maybe i could photodocumennt with a scrapbook!

El 🐍: I have stickers for coding my planner! There are different ones for meetings, classes, study sessions, and even a little cup of coffee! I'm coding these missions as "gym" so that Dee thinks I'm exercising.

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: well now she knows

El 🐍: Oh shoot.

🚐Jevans🎷: no one tell el they can delete messages

El 🐍: Oh this isn't a static record of our communications?

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : you just told them by saying that??

jevans; well yeah im the cool driver

and no el its not static

El 🐍: Well. I still think we should be keeping some record of what we do and if I just go back and edit what I say, that's like changing history.

🚐Jevans🎷: you could hop over to Keeper Chat and bug 298

👊Dee Foster HEY!!!! I JUST SAW THAT!!!

🚐Jevans🎷: they could prolly change it for you

👊Dee Foster next time i go to the gym youre going with me el!!!!

El 🐍: oh... oh boy.

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : do you think the keepers would be okay with it if i photo document our adventures?

🚐Jevans🎷: dunno

i mean

i snap all the time

no ones said nothin yet

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : in my experience, if anything... strange shows up in pictures, most people usually assume its just photo editing and sfx makeup, so i don't think there should be a problem? But i don't wanna get in trouble!!

🚐Jevans🎷: i dont think theyd mind

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : okay!! i dont think anyone outside of this group will be seeing most of the pictures, but i wanna be safe just in case!!

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: jevens do you have snapchat

🚐Jevans🎷: yee

note

that statement is a BITCH to get speech-to-text to get properly

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : did you have to spell it out??

🚐Jevans🎷: nah i gotta say it like just right

like if i go too much towards yeah itll get that instead

but yeah doesnt have the right spirit yaknow?

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: incredible

avery: so like is this the chat or whatever?

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : yep!!

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: hi miss avery

its me, the green one

avery: am i supposed to talk to you guys

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : if you want to!!

avery: um

hey

who are you

El 🐍: Nice to meet you, Avery! The dossier says you're a student?

Avery: who are any of you

yea i guess

i'm in high shook

school whatever

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: im sweet. Sweet ghoulman. We've met. With the wizard?

👊Dee Foster O.M.G. hello!!!!

avery: oh you're the creepy guy

cool i guess

hi?

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: oh, thank you.

El 🐍: ... that isn't very nice. :\

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : why is sweets creepy

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: nelherin you havent met me yet

avery: wait if you're in this chat im gonna have to like. Interact with you

yikes

i guess i'm not very nice

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : uhm, you're free to call me henri instead if you wish

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: miss avery we're on this mission together

avery: just avery's fine dude

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: avery we're on this mission together, you have my condolences

but i made a mix cd so it should be fine

El 🐍: I feel like this is an inappropriate use of the word "mix."

🚐Jevans🎷: shhhhhh

itll be a surprise el

unless avery reads from the start

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : i agree with el...

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: only jevans understands me

🚐Jevans🎷: but i dont think avery has that much interest in seeing what weve talked about

El 🐍: thank you! Henri? May I call you Henri?

🚐Jevans🎷: sweets want my snapchat?

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: jevens can i have your #

yes absolutely

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : you can!

Avery: wait we're allowed to have snap chats?

🚐Jevans🎷: alright buddy ill shoot it at you privately mate

avery: dammnit i deleted mine

🚐Jevans🎷: oops

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: B]

avery: can i curse here

🚐Jevans🎷: what kind of curse????

avery: is that allowed or whatever

like can i say fuck

🚐Jevans🎷: cuz like i know yer a wizard-ankle-biter

oh ye

fucking say fucking fuck as many fucking times as you fucking want

avery: literally the fuck now i have to make a new snapchat

god fucking damnit

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: B O

👊Dee Foster -BO emoji-

🚐Jevans🎷: sweets i read that as bow and thought odd but afreed

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: B0

avery: oh not emojis

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : what's wrong with emojis??

avery: come on y'all are older than me right

👊Dee Foster -frowny imp emoji- WHATS WRONG WITH EMOJIS????

🚐Jevans🎷: that one is slightly less bow

like a quieter bow

soft bow

avery: just childish

🚐Jevans🎷: avery yer like 12 chill

avery: but if you wanna play it that way then be my guest

El 🐍: I read it as B.O. and was hoping I wouldn't be the only odd-smelling person on the trip...

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : but emojis are fun

👊Dee Foster -worried emoji, anguished emoji, frowning emoji-

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: emojis... are timeless

youll be in good company el

🚐Jevans🎷: except for -watch emoji-

avery: bad joke jevans

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : i thought it was funny!!

El 🐍: L O L

👊Dee Foster L.O.L.!!!!

🚐Jevans🎷: eeeeeeeeeh henri can sit in the front

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : yay!! :D

avery: can i bring my headphones to wherever we're going

🚐Jevans🎷: -another different watch emoji-

sure mate

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: jevens is great

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : jevans, will you be picking anyone up soon??

🚐Jevans🎷: OH SHIT

right yeah

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : ...

🚐Jevans🎷: ill be-CALCULATING

fuckin gps

avery: who're you getting first

🚐Jevans🎷: uuuuuuh

right sweets

okay sweets im gonna be like swinging by you gotta hop in through the window

not comin to a full stop either you gotta just jump in

El 🐍: WHAT???

avery: UM WHAT

LIKE FOR ALL OF US

👊Dee Foster CAN I DO THAT TOO!!!!!

Avery: wait a fcking second im a fucking vampire

never fucking mind my caps lock

El 🐍: DON'T ENCOURAGE DEE TO DO THAT

👊Dee Foster -flexing arm emoji followed by mischievious imp emoji-

🚐Jevans🎷: nah only sweets

if i run sweets over hell be okay

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: thanks

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : uhm....

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: im flexible. Roll down the passenger window

👊Dee Foster IM NOT GETTING IN THE CAR UNLESS ITS THAT WAY

🚐Jevans🎷: didnt you guys get the psych profiles and background check documentaion?

Avery: the what

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : no??

dee, you might get hurt

El 🐍: I read them all very thoroughly

avery: will there be a test on that

El 🐍: Don't worry! I have an annotated copy!

Avery: or um anything actually

oh. gee. How exciting. Thanks

El 🐍: Will there be a test?? : D

👊Dee Foster O.M.G. I WANT TO THOUGH

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : i'm a little bit scared...

🚐Jevans🎷: okay sweets

like five minutes

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: jevens just snapchatted me a picture of a rolled down suv window

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : does your car accomidate tall people??

El 🐍: not a concern for us! : D

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : it is for me

El 🐍: Yes, I know.

Avery: how tall

like 6'0"?

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : exactly

avery: whatever i'm like 5'6"

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : ... am i the tallest one??

🚐Jevans🎷: okay one down

okay

henri youre next

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: i landed a little bit on the stick. Its fine i dont bruise

🚐Jevans🎷: ill stop properly

SNERK

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : okay!!

El 🐍: Are the doors locked?

🚐Jevans🎷: not when I stop

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : this music is... strange

El 🐍: Oh, man, someone down the street has a really intense subwoofer situation.

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: thanks

👊Dee Foster I MEANT IT WHEN I SAID I WANTED TO JUMP IN!!!!!!

avery: what music

are y'all near each other

🚐Jevans🎷: dont worry avery

youre the furthest out

might be a bit before we can get you

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: youll hear it soon miss avery

avery

🚐Jevans🎷: but dee and el, ill be there in a mo

avery: of course i'm the last one. Of fucking course

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: move into town avery

avery: couldn't have gotten me first huh?

El 🐍: Oh okay. Never mind about that subwoofer thing.

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: B]

avery: am i the only one left

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: MADE IT!!!!

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: you'll hear us coming

🔥 Nelherin ⚡ : dee landed on the floor!!

avery: are y'all like in the city city? It's gonna be fucking while before me then

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: we are going very fast though

almost inadvisably fast

🚐Jevans🎷: yeah were looking at like thirty mins or so?

👊Dee Foster avery do you want something from 7/11!!!!

avery: dr pepper

and a honey bun

👊Dee Foster good choices!

🚐Jevans🎷: nvm were gettin you first avery give us five mins

LATER AT THE 7/11

🚐Jevans🎷: i want a six pack of something!

Hey

heeeeeeeeeeey

someone get me something

Sweet Ghoulman 💀: jevens what can i get you

jman

juice

🚐Jevans🎷: nah not juice

like

oh

six redbulls

or something like that

i got twenty bucks