#dude has literally ALL the trauma and yall are like omg but he loves steve and steve abandoned him to be with peggy

[kurthummeldeservesbetter]

just thinking about sam wilson <3

[lifesucksheres20bucks]

STRANGER THINGS SEASON 3 EP 3: THE CASE OF THE MISSING LIFEGUARD REVIEW (SPOILERS BABYY)

-im loving this friendship but man i wish they hadn’t made el jealous of max last season, fkg useless

- my poor baby will just wants to play D&D. SOMEONE PLAY WITH HIM

- ok i loveeee hop but like hes a father now he cant act the way he did when he was alone. He doesnt seem mentally fit to actually parent right

- I really like el’s romper lol

- Im kinda confused to whats happening to billy bc its a lot different to will’s possesion

- Will in his costume is literally me being a fucking huge ass nerdy/fangirl and the boys are my friends like wtf is happening

- That dad bod just keeps getting daddier everytime (NOT in a sexual way i just didnt know how to explain it lol)

- Also i love the fact that david went from dad bod to like super shreaded for hellboy

- Hop is being super fucking selfish this season and idk how i feel about that

- Hes doing it with el and with the people around him

- Like love him but step off your high horse buddy

- Joyce wouldnt just bullshit you like that and you know it

- Love me some cute ass jancy

- Wow i hate seeing nancy being torn appart like that

- Lmao steve: the worlds most subtle spy

- Poor will i just want to give him a hug

- Bylers feels ugh idk what to think about this argument

- So is that how they are going to adress will being gay or is mike saying will isnt interested in girl at the moment

- I really fkg wish i was as cool as these kids, seriously props to all the actors yall are fkg amazing

- Does it show i really want to be in the show

- Poor el she deserves a break too

- We all talk about will’s trauma bc it was the most visible but like el through a lot of shit too

- Bob :(

- The “russian” dude they were following looked a lot more like a cali surfer dude then russian

- WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GOGO YASSSSSSS WHAM! BITCHES

- robin is the only one super invested in the russian thing and she doesnt even “care”

- Robin: a goddamm genius

- Okay actually EVERYONE has trauma and no one is really dealing with it in a healthy way

- The byers cant leave, i will cry

- Wow cool gun shot (as in scene)

- OMG TINY BABIES THE FEEEEELS

- also i want my own castle byers

- Im relating wayyyy too much to Will this season. This like happened to me.

- Also wow noah you’re so fkg talented im so mad you havent won anything yet you deserve so many awards for this

- Noooooo castle byers. Oh will sweetie pls just hug someone

- Once again steve and dustin the most subtle spies ever

- Man i didnt know panda express was that valuable

- Ouff hopper needs a refresher in hand to hand combat

- I want billy’s curls

- We love some matching trench coats

- Bye bye miss american pie, man im loving these bangers

- You know what they say a couple that murders together stays together

- Hi i still want to be on the show lol im going to be saying this until i make it on!

[thefudge]

You know what, you should rank TVD ships! It'd be fun to read and I think it's really difficult to decide which ships really are the best (all the non-canon Bonnie ships obvs 😂). But anyway, Idk if you feel like doing it but I wanted to request it because I'm a bit evil and also, I enjoy your rants and long text posts more than pretty much anything else on this hellsite!

bahaha, grl you always get me going

i don’t have time to rant too much but

0. the ship we were robbed of: bonnie/julian IM SORRY NEVER QUITTING CRACK

1. bonkai - he was all about her & he was a compelling antihero, we saw a new facet of her around him. first guy to really push her boundaries and make her rethink her choices. hotass couple, still going strong in the AU where julie plec isnt a racist.

2. bamon - they legit have so much history and development and that great transition from hate to love which isn’t phoned in or rushed. as that wise dude from stranger things poignantly said: “You’ve got chemistry, history, plus the real shit, shared trauma.”

3. klonnie - mainly because the show didn’t get its paws on it so it couldn’t actually ruin it. the potential is amazing tho. it would have made klaus bearable (have u guys seen him on TO??? what a self-important rube NOT SORRY) and it would have given us a conflicted bonnie. also i love it when the couple is equally matched in strength. 

4. bonenzo - this ship would be higher on the list if it had started circa season 5. because THAT’s when it should have started. their scenes are great and they do have lots of chemistry, but they also got the least exposure and build-up of any big tvd ships. which sucks ass. i needed more of them and written more consistently. also what’s up with season 8 bonnie? getting ready to sacrifice herself for him left and right? have we learned nothing from b*eremy? jesus. but season 7 bonenzo was lit. i just hate that they ushered in this ship at the last moment instead of giving it proper time to grow. in other news, is julie secretly alt-right? tune in to find out more 

5. kennett - oh, how my heart still softly sings for this gone too soon ship. it had a couple of smol moments, it could’ve been great. possibly as great as bonkai, because it would’ve been a sweet combo of bamon and bonkai. alas, julie is definitely flying a confederate flag. 

6. bonnie/tyler - yaaas, this would’ve been lit as fuck. because tyler is so good to his girlfriends, he’s attentive and cool and just a great guy. i can imagine them laughing in bed together, solid ship 10/10. 

7. bonbekah - i got swerved on this ship by @irresistible-revolution who writes fantastic oneshots about them. and rebekah would love to fuck (with) bonnie. speaking of which…

8. batherine - omg yall. remember those early days in s4 when katherine was teasing bonnie and trying to get under her skin? SIGN ME UP. what a hot crack.

9. stefonnie - love the vibe they have, although i think stefan became caroline’s dude circa season 4 and it’s hard to see him with anyone else. but i do love their early friendship and that intimacy that could’ve developed if julie and her team weren’t protesting outside with tiki torches.

10. bonnie/nora - i put this low on the list because we got fooled with this ship, namely that we’d get more of it. it was queerbait at its finest. i never learn. but the potential is amazing again. 

11. bonnie/silas - SIGH, this could’ve been great. imagine silas developing a thing not for elena doppelganger but for the descendant of the wife he scorned. amazing. ofc, he was an ugly beast/jeremy when he interacted and was interested in bonnie. he was only hot evil stefan when he killed her dad. julie is the zodiac killer, pass it on. 

12. bonlijah - sadly, elijah is all about katherine/elena/hayley in the TVD/TO universe. but it would have been a smouldering dynamic. 

13. monnie - they woulda been cute. slightly dull, but cute.

14. baroline/belena etc. - putting these low on the list because while i do love these dynamics in theory, in practice bonnie got shafted by my girls quite a bit. baroline is definitely the better of the two, seeing as elena tried to kill bonnie once or twice ugh. 

15. bonnie/shane - wasted potential. another dude in the long line of guys who *seemed* to be into her, only to trick her and cause her loads of pain. cuz ha, black women don’t deserve feelings, amirite?

16. bonnie/luka - low on the list cuz see above. and okay, luka was decent but had a screwy dad with a weird agenda. still, i think this one hurt more because bonnie was so happy around him. 

17. bonnie/ that rando guy in her cheerleading dream whom she stabs repeatedly - umm, hot? that dude gave her really good looks, like he dug getting killed by her.  but he also seemed kinda douchey so pass. 

18. bonnie/ben - or that waiter guy who tricked and hurt her back in season 1. in other news, julie likes steve bannon. 

19. beremy - fuck this ship tbh. 

20. bonnie/the gilberts in general - cuz fuck that too.

21. bonnie/alaric - omg yall, remember when we had that stupid scare pre-season 7? because all signs pointed to his sorry ass as her new love interest? canon show! alaric can bite my ass, he is dull and depressing. the only time i can ship this is in AU when @irresistible-revolution writes for them (which she did in a bonkai oneshot, bless her) that’s how specific it’s gotta be. 

22. bonnie/mystic falls - one good thing the finale did is send bonnie off somewhere else cuz that town is literally her death sentence. 

and that’s it! i think? if there’s anyone else, they’re probably somewhere between beremy and bonnie/the gilberts. hope u enjoyed!

*says she doesnt have time to rant, does it anyway*