#duck is cute

[weightless-feathers]

"Duck! Quick! Look at the camera."

"You look incredible pal!"

And there he is! The aroace icon ever, I could have cleaned it a bit more but nah.

And here's the timelapse!

Note: this is my headcanon for Duck, it's perfectly fine if you have other for him!

[spicymochi]

little gentlemen

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[queenmiii]

[justcatposts]

Cat incubating eggs and raising chicks

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[everythingfox]

The duckiest looking duck

[vanillacherie]

Ducky laundry day 🧺🧼

[sarhoskedi]

[sleepy-bebby]

Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?

[superkursunaskr]

[jitterbugbear]

a little duckling from my sketchbook, oil pastels

[catchymemes]

[spicymochi]

rainbow ducky

[auteurdefeu]

Lucifer throws rubber ducks at Alastor to shut him up.

It actually worked for the first few times too, because it was so random that it caught him off guard, as very few things do. With his large collection and how very few of his creations he was actually proud of, Lucifer had a lot of ammunition. He wasn’t about to embarrass himself by scrambling to get them back afterwards, but he did wonder what happened to them. Incinerated, he would guess.

But no, Alastor likes entertainment, and after he got over the fact the literal King of Hell’s best line of defense was rubber ducks, he was very entertained by the little things. There was a growing collection in his radio tower, and he had learned quickly that there was more to them than met the eye. He’d been quite displeased when one had left his coat singed from spitting fire, but despite all their tricks, none were particularly harmful.

Alastor hadn’t been sure where these ducks were coming from, but after plucking one off the floor that had a remarkable resemblance to the Radio Demon himself, he was beginning to suspect they weren’t exactly off the shelf. And wasn’t that a thought, the devil himself spending hours meticulously crafting toys. Even more so interesting that he spent some of that time making one of a demon he hated so much. But he keeps them all the same.

Chucking them at Alastor’s head becomes a whole lot less effective at getting him to shut the fuck up after a while. That didn’t stop Lucifer from wanting to throw things at him, and it wasn’t destructive to the hotel in the process. Probably not a bad thing, to be clearing out his room of so many ducks. And if a certain gothic tower is now full of them instead, well… who’s to say.

*quack quack* I’m losing my mind, can you tell

[justcatposts]

Good cat babysitter

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