#dual blades are also weeaboos and constantly get wrecked trying to ride the spine | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

datadegroove · 1 year ago

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youtube shorts are so good. watch a bearded white man with no charisma say the same fucking thing every other wannabe monhun influencer says. the only thing that my monster hunter weapon says about me is that I'm awesome

#here let me give you the list #long swords are weeaboos #great sword spends a lot of time running around not doing anything #hammer are big dumb cavemen #charge blade has to read a lot #switch axe are always trying to get explosion attacks at the cost of their own lives #hunting horns are bros #insect glaive youll never see cause theyre always in the air #sword and shield is a first time player #gunlance doesnt get used by anyone #lance also doesnt get used by anyone but theyre always trying to do a running attack #dual blades are also weeaboos and constantly get wrecked trying to ride the spine #and then they have nothing interesting to say about bow or bowguns

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