#dtinking

[ianhassomuchtosay]

hsppy new hear tumblr (the people on this blog are my favorites so i’m saying it here)

[int0xpet]

hiiiii friends im drinking tonight and all the drinks I've had went straight to my dick :3 someone should come be mean to me in my asks/dms :3

[xxangeldustanalogx]

coping skills you have to use coping skills to cope with

[why-am-i-always-hungruy]

Girl dinner!!! it is 1:09 am.

dry frosted flakes, a blueberry bar, and a banana. and a baby spoon to eat the cereal

[maukuja]

Very interestimg hanging out with your ex and his 5 friends from like. Highschool. I'm having fun

[elcycyromem]

whaat?!? lol i oughta dtink this curdled wet dog water now

[stanford--pines]

*appears out of nowhere with a wine bottle and a couple of wine glasses*

HEYYY FORDSY! NICE TO SEE YA IN THIS POUNR IN YOUR LIFE, SIXER! SAY, IVE SEEN ALLLLLLL THECWAYS TOU SHOW YOUR DEVOTIOM AND SLL BUT, AH, CAN I HEAR YS DAY IT? I BROUGHT WINE GOR US TO DTINK IF YA LIKE!

- @askdrunkbillcipher

*jumps startled by the sudden appearance before instantly relaxing and smiling up at Bill*

it’s a pleasure to see you my muse! It always is, I enjoy your company greatly. I can’t thank you enough for your gift! Though I must admit I haven’t tried it yet, drinking alone isn’t as enjoyable as it is when I drink with you.

Say it? Say what exactly? That I worship the very ground you walk on? That I would be nothing without you? You are the center of my galaxy my muse. You can have my mind, body and soul as long as you let me pester you for the rest of my measly life span.

wine would be nice

[devilmen-collector]

Can I have a headcannon about MC also gains Satan's powers that also require blood to operate, so I would like a reaction to Gehenna nobles of MC drink from them, please?

Sure, no problem :3

Gehenna nobles reacting to MC drinking their blood after gaining Satan's powers

Gehenna nobles x GN!MC

As the right-hand man of Satan, Sitri usually has a serious look on his face. But the moment you say you will drink his blood, he's super excited + turned on

Yeah, he gonna make that face

The fact that "Solomon" drinks his blood, he won't shut up about it, unless he's in front of other nobles. After all, he's the king's right hand, he has to keep faces for both himself and Satan, and other nobles won't shut up about it, even if he threatens them

Sitri also insists that he must be the first one (and ideally the only one) you turn to for blood, with the reason being he's the one who normally gives Satan blood, so it's natural that he should be the one to give you blood as well. But anyone with a brain could see that's not his only reason

You need blood from him, of course he will gladly give it to you with a smile on his face. He's a precious boy after all

Though when you drink blood from him, Leraye's face gonna be red like tomatoes. He can't help but let some moans and heavy pant escape his mouth

He would be glad if he could be of some help to you. Of course he would let you drink his blood. Though he only nods his head to show that

Like Leraye, another tomato face when you actually drink his blood. However, he can control his excitement and horniness better than Leraye

Paimon's philia is Haematophilia - Sexuoeroticism for Blood. You want to drink blood from him? Can you not be more cute and adorable and fuckable? You are literally making him falling more in love with you.

He looks at you with adored eyes, along with a blushing face and heavy panting when you dtink his blood

You drinking his blood puts him in ecstasy (orgasm even)

"If I can be of help to you using your power, please go ahead, you poop-eating bitch!"

Belial is a devil who believes that he has the power of God (not really) and anime by his side

You absolutely could not imagine the images going through his brain when you drink his blood: shounen anime - yes, vampire anime - yes, hentai - YESSS

He gets nosebleed

He starts to tell you a dark story about the curse a mortal has to bear because they drank the blood of a devil

The dark story may or may not stop you from drinking his blood

I hope you like these headcanons :3

WHB banners by @takitafulily

[johnprice-asks]

Captain, dud you take my monster stach? I prommy I'll dtink less of it. :((

@verytiredmedic

I drank it all when i got back, ill get cha’ a case of a limited flavour r’ something soon..

[henchmaniac-ford]

YOU ACTUALLY AGGEED?? AW FUCK I HOTTA START MY PWN WEIRDMAGEDDON ASAP IF IT MEANS I GET MY OWN SIXER TI HE MY PET AGAIN! DAMB YOUR BILL IS LUUUUUUUUUCKY! ILL DTINK TA THAT!

- @askdrunkbillcipher

“I'm not his god damn pet! Don’t call me that. I’ll rip your eye out with my bare hands.. even if you start weirdmageddon there’s no guarantee you’ll win, mine only won by using dirty tricks.”

[laswells-ashtray]

cigarettes while dribkibg, i love yoy cigarettes while dtinking

[intox-princess]

wali nf ysstbthre!!! im not dtink youre drunkkkk

[lotus-pear]

U CABT DTINK UNTIL UR 21 IN THE US?!!????!?!??! WHAT

ppl act like i’m missing out on smth not having tried alcohol yet 🙄 /lh

[askdrunkbillcipher]

We all took the ‘are you gay’ quiz are you proud yet new father

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We all took the are you gay quizzes that we told you about earlier and it turns out we are gay

CONGRATS HOWS AVOUT A DTINK TO CELEBRATE

[oddvanilla]

good morning reine i woke up an hour ago and my father already is a very intresting individual like not in a bad way i like him but ... he was like wth id that pointing to my eyeshadow pallete abd i was like... makeup?? and he was lik YOU USE MAKEUP??? and also he accused my mum of makin me coffee addict SAYS NICOTINE ADDICT WTHHSHSUUSHSYSYSYSYS and also they dtink like almost everydayy drinkin a lil coffee is the best i could do

AHGAHAHAHAH GOOD MORNING VERA.. I HAD WEIRD SLEEP TODAY BUT IT WAS COMFORTABLE NONETHELESS. YOUR FATHER IS INDEED.. VERY QUESTIONABLE?? LIKE OH YEAH WHAT THE HELL IS THAAAT ?? (points to eyeshadow palette) LIKE TF U THINK. WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE? PLAY DOH?? OF COURSE ITS MAKEUP.?? also on a side note coffee is borderline addiction like if I had a kid and they got addicted to coffee I'll be worried too but like...yk

[pearlzier]

im like so stoned rn and i drop a dtink on tje dooor

BAE ARE U OKAY <3