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[livethefuel]

Happy Birthday to my beautiful Dr. Wifey @kristenf25 who has proven to possess limitless patience in life... especially with me of course! 🤪😅🥰 Love you baby!!! . . #happybirthdaywife #birthdaygirl #happywifehappylife #patienceisavirtue #drwife #vmd (at Upper Macungie Township, Lehigh County, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/CPJjoTDFvIa/?utm_medium=tumblr

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[tj]

*[Dr Wife](http://rartastic.tumblr.com) was watching [Alien](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078748/) (which she had not seen before) and we were chatting via iMessage. This was at the end of the movie…* **Rachel:** Oh good lord she's smart. **TJ:** I knew you'd like her :-) **Rachel:** It's over! **TJ:** OR IS IT? **Rachel:** Stop it. The credits are rolling. **TJ:** OR ARE THEY? **Rachel:** I CAN SEE THEM WITH MY OWN TWO EYES, TJ. **TJ:** OR CAN YOU? Scientists have yet to discover how neural networks create self-consciousness, let alone how the human brain processes two-dimensional retinal images into the three-dimensional phenomenon known as perception. Yet you somehow brazenly declare that seeing is believing? **Rachel:** Have you heard of binocular disparity?! **TJ:** Is that when I have binoculars but you don't? **Rachel:** It's part of how the brain "processes two-dimensional retinal images into the three-dimensional phenomenon known as perception." **TJ:** I'm sorry, are you _questioning_ [my quote from The X-Files](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0751147/quotes)? **Rachel:** I'm questioning your knowledge of sensation and perception psychology. **TJ:** I'll take that as a 'no'… This has been another episode of "Dumb Guys Argue With Smart Women."

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[tj]

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