#drunkmessage

[wraith-caller]

hope you’re doing sooooo well <3 hashtag drunkmessaging

Thats very kind of you, anon. and i hope that you are well too !!

[jjottarrokujjo]

Baki Scenarios ???

This is so Random : Well The Scenario is ; Text Imagine : Drunk Messages (ThEy ArE OfF Of GoOgLe) __________________________________________________ Baki Hanma : Baki : Mmm I wanna cookies Baki : i dont like the music you lime  is no fun Baki : oh no is late im very  very sorryy Baki : oh no is late im very very sorryy Y/N : lol you wouldn't happen to be drunk , woul- d you ? Baki : Noo Y/N : mhm Baki : Okay a little fuck im getting tired aremt Y/N : Lol... Baki : Mariooo Carrrtt Bitttccchhh

Jack Hanma : Jack : Yoyre the sweetest candything in all of theuni- verse . Sprinkles odf sugar on my tasters Y/N : Jack ... do you happen to be drunk ? Jack : Would you arrest me rif i wass ? Y/N : no sir Jack : U arw so polite Y/N : Well thank you . So , how much did you have to drink ? Jack : A baby and half a donzen of babies

Yujiro Hanma : Yujiro : Y/N !! I LOST MY PHONE !!! Y/N : Babe ??? Yujiro : I cant find it anywhere . I literally had it a sec- ond ago , now its gone !!! Y/N : what are you doing right now ?? Yujiro : texting you ??? Y/N : I'm dating an idiot Yujiro : Heyy !!!

Karou Hanayama : Y/N : what do you want me to help with ? more drinks ?? Hanayama : Same me Y/N : ??? Hanayama : I'm too funk Hanayama : IM SO SRUNK

Kaioh Retsu : Y/N : how are you feeling ? Retsu : What happened last night ? I think my arm is bro- ken ! and my car is wrecked ! Y/N : Well ... you were so drunk last night that you climbed the top of your garage . Y/N : You started yelling ; "NANANANANA BATMAN " then jumped off then landed on your car Retsu : And you didn't take me to the hospital !? Y/N : I was too busy laughing

Katou : Y/N : You were so drunk last night Katou : no i wasn't ! Y/N : Dude , you went into my fish tank , grabbed my clown- fish , put it into a bag filled with water , then called the poli- ce and started shouting I FOUND NEMO Katou : ok maybe I was drunk Y/N : MAYBE !? Katou : OK I WAS DRUNK

Kureha Shinogi : Kureha : Babe ! That party last night was SO sick ! Y/N : yeah and you were SO drunk Kureha : I wasn't THAT drunk Y/N : Yes you were. Kureha : No I WASNT Y/N : Babe , a thief stole your T.V., and you started to run after him screaming; "YOU FORGOT THE REMO- TE"

Sikorsky : Sikorsky : Hey babe.. Y/N : yeah ? Sikorsky : I gotta tell you something. Y/N : it's 3:38 am... Sikorsky : Take it seriously... Y/N : What..? Sikorsky : I'm the Batman., Y/N : You're drunk , aren't you ? Sikorsky : yeah ...

Hector Doyle : Y/N : Babe ! Your late home for dinner ! Doyle : no im on my way to narnia Y/N : Your drunk aren't you ? Doyle : no .... what makes you think that ? Y/N : Where do you live then ? Doyle : in a over sized mushroom in smurf village :/

Katsumi Orochi : Y/N : Your so drunk Katsumi Katsumi : Not that much Y/N : You picked up every rock on the way home and yell- ed , "Where are you Patrick Star ?" Katsumi : So ? Not that bad Y/N : Then , you cut up every pineapple in the fruit shop an- d yelled , "Die Spongebob Die" and you were fined three hu- ndred bucks for not paying for them Katsumi : oh crap

Biscuit Oliva : Oliva : I wasn't that drunk at your party , right ? Y/N : you literally hid my closet , and when people passed by you yelled , "I'M BACK FROM NARNIA !" and you cried when you didn't find your way out . Oliva : Wow man ! I was drunk ! Did I eventually find my way out ? Y/N : Depends , where are you texting me from ? Oliva : your closet Y/N : no comment

Pickle : Pickle : I wasn't that drunk ;D Y/N : You gave a mushroom to a midget and yelled , "GROW MARIO GROW !" Pickle : Did he ? You know grow ? Y/N : your still drunk aren't you ? Pickle : Blue ! Y/N : Omfg...

Mohammad Alai Jr : Alai Jr : AND IIIIIIIIIII WILLLLLLLLL ALWAYSSSSSS Alai Jr :LOVEEEEEEEEEE Alai Jr : YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Y/N : babe are you drunk ? Alai Jr : YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Y/N : I'll take that as a yes Alai Jr : YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Y/N : I get it Alai Jr : YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I wrote this all on Wattpad 

I am doing a Baki Scenario Book (The Holy Baki Book) 

And it has the most random crap 

[max--666]

im not sayin feelins r a bitch nd id rather not have em.... but feelins r a bitch, and id rather not have em :^)

[melvinbaxla]

Hallelujah. #drunkme #drunkmess #drunkmessage #drunkmel #drunktext #drunktexts #drunktexting #drunktexter #drunktexters #drunktextsfromlastnight #drunktextingproblems #drunktext

[butterscup95]

It’s ok. I believe you. #grafitti #drunkinlove #drunkmessages #love #lovequotes

[vhanne]

FYI. Dont. NEVER. 😜😌 #drunkmessaging #itsallaboutalcoholbaby

[populationtyre]

Btw I got wasted the other night at my uncle's 50th and I keep finding evidence of stuff I don't remember and one of those things is that i apparently drunkmessaged Lachii. I also found a bunch of photos of my vomit in the toilet bowl And there's a whole bunch of other photos but I can't see them because the files are broken and I'm so intrigued because there's about 15 of them and I have no idea what they're of???????? I need to get drunk with my mum more often

[bentchbites]

@architectkelv magttype sana ako ng message kaso naka drafts pa to...di ko na maalala kung ano yung topic pero alam ko sa Angkor What to! Haha! #drunkmessage

[andispins]

The drunk message to myself.

You LOVE being honest. If you were drunk all the time, you would act on every single positive impulse that you receive! That would be of course, the fact that you can talk to ANYONE without the slightest conversational anxiety. Trust me, sober Andy. You are a really good guy, who exerts positivity and confidence when the time arises and nobody could ever take that away from you. I feel a little different because I've had a lot to drink. That's no matter just remember your own drunk lesson that you seemleesly taught yourself. Be anxiety free, be yourself and be true. From there & operating from that space who could you possibly dissapoint? Yourself? Never, not at all. As long as you do what you do and love what you do, what wrong could you ever impose. Be true. Be real. Be you. P.s. you should get drunk more often.

[breeesi]

I miss you.

Every chance I see you my mind begins to race, I see your dimples and your hazle colored eyes .. the smile on your face. I begin to melt. I've loved you for years and every time I think you're out of my head you pop right back in there. I feel like you torment me. Your soft lips and your tender touch. When you hug me I never want you to let me go. But you'll never be mine and I can't begin to tell you how much that kills me. I want you, my body wants you and I can't have any of you. I'm still so madly in love with you that it hurts me everytime you begin to flirt with me. It will never go beyond that. You have a girlfriend, and as much as it kills me to hear about her I know that you will never call me yours. I truely love you and on occasion, just like these past couple of days .. seeing you at the party and you going to six flags with me, I keep falling for you. Knowing that me and you will never be anything simply murders me everytime fucking time ! I guess you can call this payback for all the guys I fucked over. I really want you to confess your love for me or just completely forget about you .. just so I can make room for someone that can be my everything.

[vhanne]

I didn't text you. Jack Daniels did. 😒😣😨 #drunkmessaging #itsallaboutalcoholbaby

[breeesi]

Now that you see I've gone to the bottom and I've taken it to heart. I've always loved you and I hoped that you would realize that but it seems like that won't happen. Yes I moved on quickly but that doesn't mean that I never loved you, it means that I was tired of it all. You never made the effort and you seemed to have everyone else fooled. I look like the bitch and you look like the knight in shinning armor. I'm not saying you weren't but you are human, not a fairy tale. The memories we've had will always be a part of me and you have become a chapter in my life that has finally come to an end. I know you fought and you fought for us to be back together, but by that time I was already done. I think for myself and I do what I think is best for MY future. I know what I want, and you by experience know I go after it. And no matter how cute of a couple we were, me and you had two different paths we needed to take. I thank you for everything, and I mean everything you've done for me. You were my high school sweetheart, and my everything. But I know we both need some growing up to do.