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IM THE DADDY HERE
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omg five is so smart yet so stupid he could have just waited till his past self left dallas and picked up the briefcase once he was gone
#the umbrella academy#tua#drunk tua tingz✨🥰#BESTIE YOU COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL#oh i love my tiny little murder gremlin🥰#the whole paradox psychosis thing was wild to begin with but you gotta admit it is fun to watch the little shit go feral just a lil bit😋
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lmao no cap “sweetheart, you’re vagina needs glasses. he is not worth it” is such an iconic line
#the umbrella academy#tua#drunk tua tingz✨🥰#what a standout honestly#i will use that shit on a daily basis
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five vs vanya fight taking place on my screen: mOm the giRLs are fighting again😓😓
#but actually id give my left tit to see vanya and five go ham over who gets to end the world like please please please tua writters#the umbrella academy#tua#drunk tua tingz✨🥰#let the short kings fuck shit up😌#as a treat
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ben you fuckin freaky lil ghost i love you so much but W H Y ask the pretty girl if you could sniff her hair
#the umbrella academy#tua#love my baby boy ben but homie HWTA were you thinking#still love him though he’s the best can’t wait to see his emo faze🥰#drunk tua tingz✨🥰
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reginald hargreeves can choke on glass and fall down a flight of stairs with no life alert but DAMN if he isn’t charming to literally everyone except his own children what a fuckin waste of an alien
#the umbrella academy#tua#drunk tua tingz✨🥰#he made diego cry at that light supper scene he can burst into flames#but then almost immediately after he has that talk with five that ends up being one of my favorite convo scenes from the whole season#like common now rat man (derogatory) you have all the tools at your disposal to not treat your children like#shit stuck to the bottom of your shoe but instead you chose to do this?!?!#you could have had it all but instead what do you get?? traumatized children who can’t stop ending the world#que lastima besties😔
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diego and lila dancing at the mexican dance thing is peak bisexual culture
#lol yeah that’s it#the umbrella academy#tua#drunk tua tingz✨🥰#yes this is officially the tag i’m using when i’m having drunk tua thoughts#it happens more often than y’all think🥴
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KLAUS AND ALLISON REUNITING IN THE 60s MY BELOVED
#the umbrella academy#tua#THEM YOUR HONOUR#that reunion makes me wanna burst into tears i get so emotional🥺#they literally RAN to each other’s arms like i wanna cryyy😭#drunk tua tingz✨🥰
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i feel like every person deserves the chance to rock the absolute shit outta their shitty parents,,,
they may not succeed but they deserve the chance to!
#the umbrella academy#tua#yea this is about diego hargreeves what about it#man got his shit rocked by a man with a fuckin MONOCLE but you know what he tried his best#and that’s what counts in the end i think😌#drunk tua tingz✨🥰
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not me having drunk umbrella thoughts not me having drunk five thoughts🥺😭
#the umbrella academy#tua#i’m rewatching season 2 and i’m at the scene where diego and five are at the umbrella corp and#just five being all nervous about seeing douchegreeves makes me want to ✨hold✨#like fuck that man he fucked up a perfectly good group of kiddos#like look at them! they have daddy issues now!!!#drunk tua tingz✨🥰
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FINAL THOTS ON THIS DRUNK TUA NIGHT can’t fuckin WAIT for the sparrows simply because all that family drama is going to be SO SPICY and more than a couple someone’s are gonna get their asses handed to them and i can’t wait✨🥰
#the umbrella academy#tua#drunk tua tingz✨🥰#man what a fun rewatch that was can’t wait to binge it again next month#well goodbye everyone i’ll remember you in therapy😌🙏🏻
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