#drunk!sahs tidbits through new years

[writingsinashes]

If anybody was ever wondering just on an off chance like anywhere in the world, somebody was like huh? When does this make sense? It makes sense after you’ve had your 14th tequila shot and your fourth Jager bomb and a Long Island iced tea and a smoke from a cigarette you’ve been dying for since 2022 that’s when it makes sense to introduce weed into the mix.

I apologize ahead of time for how bitchy I’m going to be come morning time but let’s be real. I’m probably gonna come under the dash and be like happy New Year’s everybody I love you. Why the fuck am I still inebriated?

I am also slightly concerned that I lost Chio about 15 minutes ago and I don’t know where she is and I’m alone in the living room. It’s not even 10:30 PM y’all I lost my housemate, but I found five cats. I think I own them all can I adopt a seventh one no wait a sixth one no wait let’s just make it seven can I adopt two more?

[writingsinashes]

Gimme back my drugs guys not fair.

I demand what I demand people.

Jagerbombs plus tequila plus vodka plus whatever the fuck is in a Long Island iced tea and I still don’t feel a t h i n g so I’m very much pro making Texas a leafy green friendly state y’all.

Ten bucks says Imma take a hit off of my blunt before the hour is up because it is REALLY fucking hard for me to get drunk like normal people. 🤣

@etherealxmuses

THERE WAS A VIDEO HERE BUT SOMEONE WAS LIKE NO YOU CAN SEE ME OH NOOOOO MY BATMAN IDENTITY IS COMPROMISED NOOOO so