#drue laglois

[howlingday]

Big Ol' Can

Jaune: Well, this is just great isn't it? No dust, no bullets, and even our swords are losing their edge.

Ren: Lost.

Jaune: Did you find anything we can use as a weapon?

Ren: Nope. Just old canned food.

Jaune: ...It'll have to do. (Takes can) Ready?

Ren: (Takes can) Ready.

It ain't carrots~

It ain't peas~

It ain't peanuts in salted grease~

You just opened up a great big can of WHOOP-ASS~!

Jaune: (Carries box of cans down the hall, Tosses Ren can)

Ren: (Bullseye headshots Ursa, Taps Jaune)

It ain't condensed milk~

It ain't soup~

It ain't peaches in the syrup goop~

You just opened up a great big can of WHOOP-ASS~!

Jaune: (Tackles Hazel to the ground, Repeatedly whacks head with a can)

Ren: (Breaks Watts nose and jaw with a can, Chasing after Tyrian)

Oh, my dear, it's very clear that you did something wrong~!

So, it's time, to pay for your crime with punishment and this song~!

Jaune: (Grabs Tyrian's tail, Yanks him close, Konks him in the head with a can)

Ren: (Bowls can across the floor, Trips Salem, Picks her up)

It ain't gravy~

It ain't clams~

It ain't salmon or processed hams~

You just opened up a great big can of WHOOP-ASS~!

Salem: Put me down!

Ren: (Tosses her to Jaune)

Jaune: (Catches her, Piledrives her)

You just opened up a great big can of WHOOP-ASS~!

Jaune: Now take your god-complex havin' ass and get the hell out of here!