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pirojiji · 1 month ago

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there's a couple in the kitchen babytalking about something like nuh uh🥺 umm yuh uh🥺 and im microwaving oatmeal in 30 second intervals so that it doesn't blow up. BEEP. BEEP. 30 seconds pass (the microwave beeps at every single button press) BEEP. i understand asa mitaka.

#drop dead!!#another time the same two were like. idek. sexing each other up on a fine Thursday evening. talking about “umm i kinda like painn” “umm you #bully mee“ and i kept using. the microwave. i actually left before i would've liked to because they were too close for comfort. BEEP.#kill me

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gayrudeboys · 10 months ago

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yesterday i was ringing up an old man at work and he asked if i wanted to see his pride and joy, pulled out his wallet, and in the place where you’d keep a picture of like your family he had this

#the conversation two minutes prior to this:#‘is that the senior citizen price?’#‘we don’t have a senior citizen discount’#‘just say it is’#‘that is the senior citizen price’#‘oh! perfect!’#i would drop dead to give this guy five more years

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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months ago

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FNAF Springtrap's first night in Dead by daylight..

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catadromously · 10 months ago

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despite everything, it's still you

#corey art #coelacanth #marine biology #latimeria #the need to go bonkers honkers about coelacanths is never far. me when i drop off the face of the earth for 60myr presumed dead then show #up in the bycatch completely fine #mortifying ordeal

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flopity-flips · 7 months ago

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did you guys hear they bodied bubbline and rupphire in best yuri bracket on twitter

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #pearlina #off the hook #marina and pearl #pearl and marina #pearl houzuki #marina ida #I've been dicking around with making splatoon renders lately i had to do this as soon as i saw the update drop #sorry I've been dead i forgot Tumblr exists

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seafoodsoda · 6 months ago

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This was too silly for me *not* to draw, can I get a uhhhhhh zombie apocalypse AU-

#submas #subway boss ingo #warden ingo #ingo #my art #left for dead #I swear you can find anything on the workshop huh #imagine being dropped into a world that invented guns and most definitely having never seen one in your life #amnesia or otherwise #oh and no Pokémon

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ruporas · 5 months ago

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need to exist in your warmth (id in alt)

#vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun #trigun maximum #blood tw #ruporas art #love u when i get to cuddle u and love u when i get to feel ur blood soak into my hands #being this close to one another means the eternal suffering of trying to separate love and mission. love for one and love for humanity #i like to think of pre-vol8 vash as someone who struggles with his feelings for ww bc as equal and as trusted he is -#vash knows his responsibilities and he knows/expects ww wouldn't let him stray from it either. for that he can't take to any romantic incli #and i think itd make him view ww in a stricter non-personal way... If that makes ANY sense.#for ww - take someone who youv gotten close to and ended up liking more than you expected #someone who has a belief and follows it stubbornly - someone who'll get into more fights and trouble more than youv had your entire life #ww thinks of him as a monster but he knows theres a limit he himself can take - i feel like hes considered what might be the limit for vash #for Safety measures. just in case. yknow. whenever he himself might have to load the bullet < him hyping himself up as if he could do it #my point being that the thought of vash being dead crosses his mind more than he'd like. i think its a simultaneous dread drop in his stoma #for failure of the mission - but also an Ok? They can be killed? and also a disastrous gunning of his own heart. considering how much they #both live in their own heads some days are Just the worst ever for them in each others company. but also they lov each other :[ sooo much

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deadpoets · 7 months ago

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DEAD POETS SOCIETY (1989) dir. Peter Weir

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somerandomdudelmao · 6 months ago

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Part 8 :l

If you look closely, you can pinpoint the exact moment at which the hot weather got to me ahahsjdfl

Ecliptica is unlucky enough to have the friend who is the worst hugger alive

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#marble sky #marble sky comic #Oscar #Ecliptica #Shepherd #sculptor #art #comics #in the shocking turn of events Sculptor is barely older than Ward #in another shocking turn of events he could drop dead any day now #lmao

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sanguinaryrot · 1 year ago

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"whats the difference between transgender and transsexual" transgender is what i say i am to piss off conservatives transsexual is what i say i am to piss off liberals. hope this helps!

#im a leftist. in case this post was confusing <3 #centrists do not interact and also drop dead

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deadsetobsessions · 11 months ago

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It’s been months since he’s settled into life at Wayne Manor. It’s hilarious that they don’t think he knows about their obvious nightlife (and that’s coming from someone whose hero name was just their last name spelled differently) but they don’t know anything about his own past as a vigilante. To be fair, a dimensionally displaced Ghost King wasn’t really on the board for reasonable guesses. Danny Fenton blinked innocently at Duke, blue eyes watery and oh-so-trusting of his adopted older brother when Duke claimed that his bruising came from getting caught in Ivy’s attack on the busses today.

(“Oh my god he’s so trusting and pure what the hell?” He heard Steph whisper to Dick, who nodded emphatically.)

“Oh man, you should get some rest. You guys are seriously unlucky, you know? Do you need to go to the hospital?” Danny asked Duke, his core trilling as he allowed himself to fuss over a member of his ‘fraid.

“Nah, man. I’m good. I think I’ll take a nap and sleep it off.”

“Okay. Oh, here!” Danny fumbled for his bag, grabbing his prescribed pain meds- for his chronic pain, but they don’t actually do anything for him since his ectoplasm burns away most of it- and handed it to Duke. “Take one, and only one. Those bruises look nasty.”

And then Danny gave him the puppy dog eyes and Duke folded, because Danny knew that he wasn’t supposed to hand his meds out but these situations were kind of the reason he claimed chronic pain to being with (even if it was true and his hands shook with aftershocks).

“Thanks, Danny. I feel like death warmed over.”

Danny laughed, the opportunity to mess with the family sparking in his head. “Yeah, I’ve died before. Wouldn’t recommend it.”

With that, Danny threw Duke an easy going smile and walked towards his room, bag on his back.

From his peripherals, Danny watched Jason drop his bowl of snacks, Dick’s pale face, and the concerned and shocked look of everyone else. Except Damian, who just kind of scowled thoughtfully. Tim looked like he was going to rip Danny apart like an interesting puzzle, Cass sat up straight (and he made sure every micro expression he caught on others stayed unconcerned on his own body), and Duke froze.

He snickered- well out of regular earshot- as whispers and whispered shouts rung out after he left the room.

He can’t wait to drop the “I know you’re vigilantes” bomb on them. It’ll be hilarious.