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Adventure leads you into the world. Love brings you home.

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d20 Simulator: Archives part 17

December 24-28th, 2016:

17, Judging by her body language, all she wants for Snowflake-Fest is you.

13, The stockings were hung under the chimney with reckless abandon. They could easily catch fire.

12, The weather outside is frightful, the fire is also frightful. You're pretty frightened right now.

14, Your horse (Butterscorch) manages to guide the sleigh with it's glowing nose. You'll reach the sick children in time.

11, "Oh, go tell it on the mountain!" The shopkeeper exclaims, using the traditional Snowflake-Fest dismissal.

20, Not only is this Fruitcake unnaturally delicious, you have the feeling that it has seen the fall of countless civilizations.

19, East-Man's gift is heavy, and messily wrapped. It's his late Father's first Battle Axe, how thoughtful!

16, That's a hit. The package balances on the edge for a bit, but it eventually falls down the chimney.

9, You see 5 ships sailing in on Snowflake-Fest day, in the morning. They are flying enemy flags.

6, Joey the Gnome tried to get you the "Jeff Angel" action figure you wanted. The store was sold out unfortunately.

2, The blacksmith is already closed. This is what you get when you wait until the last minute to buy gifts.

7, Blood Sausage's Snowflake-Fest album isn't being well received at the party.

18, You're dreaming of a white Snowflake-Fest. Like the one's you've heard of in myths and legends.

12, From your first glance at the crime scene, it looks like 4 Grandmothers have been run over by 6 Reindeer. Tragic.

1, Squabert isn't giving you anything. You're already living in his house, and you scare his children.

6, You detect nothing. Your mother could be kissing Old Man Winter for all you know.

9, He doesn't look a thing like Drizzt, but he talks like a gentlemen. Like you imagined when you were young.

2, The antlers are definitely made of chocolate.

9, Your heart grew 50% larger this day.

11, Your candy cane tastes like regret. Regret and cigarettes.

20, The Pinecone makes everything a bit more clear. You can see that Mordack's intentions have always been pure.

11, BLAM! The 11 Year old, Wizard's snowball hits you in the face. If they were 2 years older, you'd probably roll for initiative.

17, The Bartender knows you, so he doesn't make a fuss of you not using coasters.

20, Your horse (Butterscorch) is clip-clopping it's way off the roof, and down through the chimney.

17, You realize that malicious intent may very well be more common than incompetence when it comes to political affairs.

8, You're certain that it wasn't your parents who left you gifts under the Cactus as a child.

4, Dell Marva has a class at the temple to attend. You know she can't watch the baby today.

10, The Chestnuts are slowly coming along. You may need to stoke the fire some more.

3, Lettuce is upset that you didn't give it anything for Snowflake-Fest. What would you even buy for a head of lettuce?

19, You eat the traditional Spoonful of Cinnamon without looking like a fool. Impressive.

5, The frogs are halfway through thawing. Soon they won't be of use to anyone.

20, Squabert's Snowflake-Fest songs are fantastic. All of Bumblerock's Children are delighted by his melodies.

20, You, and East-Man return with the biggest moose anyone in Bumblerock has ever seen. It will make for a fine feast.

5, As far as you know, the Mongrel Folk of Frostbite Falls don't celebrate Snowflake-Fest.

16, The Jellyfish venom stings but you're still on your feet. The rest of the party cannot say the same.

6, Of course that's a miss. A whip wouldn't have done anything to the Warforged regardless.

10, The Ceremonial Cactus is still standing on it's base but it's not exactly presentable.

4, The Sheep Farm will have to be sold in order to avoid a potential conflict of interest.

12, THUD! You narrowly avoid a large pile of snow from the roof. You're lightly dusted, but not inconvenienced.

11, Nothing you say seems to convince Joey the Gnome to leave the shelf.

18, It's raining, and snowing. You can tell where you are going. The hat you got for Snowflake-Fest is appropriately sized.

13, You detect one partridge in the pear tree.

17, The Snowflake-Fest Log is currently pooping out snow. As is tradition.

10, Sadly enough, it looks like no one gave the local orphans any cacti to play with this year.

20, You sell all of your hair for 20GP. You can now afford the pocket watch fob chain.

12, Your horse (Butterscorch) may or may not go down in history. It depends on a lot of factors.

6, Your sweater is actually pretty nice compared to Dell Marva's. She easily wins the contest.

12, The turtle eggs may hatch soon. Mmmmm... I love Turtles™.