#drip tierlist

[mixed-kester]

drip tierlist made by yours truly, @haliyamori, and @lychniis (feat. @mishantics and @simplyxsinned)

[shalomniscient]

tierlist on twt got me acting unwise……. [nsft utc]

raven full on sobbing when she’s overstimulated, clawing at the sheets behind her head and arching that gorgeous back so perfectly as her thighs tremble around your head. hiccuping sobs and moans that choke on your name with each harsh lash of your tongue against her clit, and each sinfully good curl of your fingers in her drooling cunt that might as well be sobbing too. she’s so loud, weeping out thin, keening praises while her hips jump and stutter to the time of your thrusts. just the sound of you working her cunt has her so dizzy, her eyes so far back into her skull only the whites are visible. she can taste the salt of her own tears on her lips but god, she fucking loves it. she’ll keep you there between her legs until she’s incoherent or passed out—usually both. teaching is stressful, after all, and she needs a good destressing session with her partner every now and then.

folding shalom in half would have her vocalising like never before, just pure, uncontrolled moans as you push her knees to her ears and put her through the mattress. her fingers dig into your back like claws as almost animalistic noises rip their way out of her throat, nothing coherent at all, just the prettiest whines and half-legible pleas. she’s breathy, needy, demanding—she’d hiss, or attempt to, if you even think about slowing down the pace at which you’re fucking into her. she’s dripping onto the damn sheets, leaking around your cock, why the hell would you even stop? when she cums it’s messy, squirt spraying over your abdomen, and she makes a noise barely even human anymore, all hoarse moans and hitched mewls.

matilda, poor thing… her composure turns non-existent the second your hand wrap around her dick. she’s whimpering like some wounded creature, hands fisting into the couch cushions beneath her. her brain feels like mush as she looks up at you straddling her, her aching cock in your gentle grip. her lips part with a breathy groan as you pump her length, thumb swiping over the slit. god, she’s leaking like some kind of broken faucet into your hand but by the sounds spilling from her throat she certainly doesn’t have the capacity to care at the moment. not when it’s been so long and the loose circle of your fingers around her feels like heaven on earth. she tries to fuck into your hand but the way you straddle her limits her movement, and she whines again, pleading and desperate and oh-so polite in her begging. she always remembers her pleases and thank-yous—and so you can’t even be that upset when you sink down onto her cock, taking her into your cunt in one smooth go and she cums immediately with a long, drawn out whimper of your name.

angell is a mess of grunts and groans as you take her cock into your throat, all the way down to the hilt, your nose brushing the trail of grey-silver hair on her pelvis. her elbows are braced on the kitchen counter behind her and really they’re the only thing keeping her up as you suck on her dick, seemingly unbothered at the press of the cold wood floor against your knees. watching your head bob has her throat so fucking dry, her moans of your name knotting in her chest. she tries, she really does, to be quiet but you’re so good at this it should be illegal. angell goes higher in pitch as she gets closer, one hand tangling in your hair to hold you in place as she ruts into your eager mouth, her grunts coming more unbidden now. she still has some sense to draw back and ask if you’re okay with her cumming in your mouth and fully moans your name—almost a whimper—when you take her back all the way, fingers digging into the muscled meat of her thighs. when she cums it’s with gasping, heaving groans as she holds your head in place, her cock twitching in your throat. she makes another weak noise when you pull off, a string of saliva connecting the tip of her cock to your lips. she yelps only a little when you stand and ask her to join you in the bedroom for round two.

[sigynpenniman]

AIRPORT TIERLIST OF AIRPORTS I’VE BEEN THROUGH FROM SOMEONE WHO FUCKING LOVES AIRPORTS

S TIER:

- MCO Orlando. My love my queen. Platonic ideal of airports. All the other airports wanna be her.

- MSY New Orleans - I have only seen your beautiful face once but your vibes were just impeccable. I miss you beautiful

A TIER:

- LHR London Heathrow - you’re so chill and sweet to be such a major airport. Weirdly calming somehow. Sterile, but the big boy of London airports. When you’re here you’re in London. Smells like joy.

- CDG Charles DeGaulle Paris. Dripping in stunning retro futurism and has a Concorde on stands by the runway. We love her

- DCA Ronald Reagan Washington DC. So pretty. So clean. So easy to navigate. Prevented from S tier status by being one long skinny thing with no way to get quickly across it.

B TIER:

- DEN Denver Colorado. Architecture for the gods but somehow the vibes are off. I’d fly through you again happily but I don’t feel especially warm when I think of you.

- FLL Fort Lauderdale - Hollywood. You’re permanently attached to very warm memories for me because of the trip I took from you but you’re just kind of there. Vibes are off. Meh.

- ORD Chicago O’hare. Aesthetic perfection but weirdly stressful. While I had a great time on this trip I do not think warmly of the airport other than the rainbow lighting. Jules got yelled at here. -10 points.

- CLE Cleveland Ohio. Another airport that is home of warm memories due to loved ones but just really not the vibe as an airport.

C TIER:

- LGW London Gatwick. I don’t like you for no reason. Like a disappointment, you’re in London but not at Heathrow for some reason.

- PHL Philadelphia. Again, weird aimless dislike. I cannot justify.

- BNA Nashville. Meh. Fine, which may be the worst insult I can lob at an airport.

D TIER:

- LGA New York LaGaurdia. Fuck you and your tiny spirit terminal in the middle of nowhere and your hard to access rental cars and your poor road signage that sent me round and round on the New York interstate in my rented Corolla. The bigger terminals are pretty though, and anyway. New York City!

E TIER:

JAX Jacksonville. Ew.

F TIER:

BOS Boston Logan International Airport. I loathe you. Less busy numerically than ATL and yet somehow even more spread out. Signage is bad. Directions unclear. Nothing makes sense in this alternate reality. Labyrinthine building designed by the god Hades. Never again would be too soon.

UNTIERABLE:

ATL - Hartsfield Jackson Atlanta. The biggest and busiest airport in the world. When you buy a ticket on Delta a box pops up that says “by buying this ticket you agree to see the inside of Hartsfield Jackson Airport.” Not actually a real place, but a floating parallel dimensional space you enter when you walk through the doors. When you get off the Plane Train at terminal D a sign to the left points down a hallway and says “Walk to Terminal E. Time: 45 minutes.” Bigger than many cities and some European principalities. And sometimes you’ll be forced to run clear across it when your gate gets changed. Send every domestic flight that goes near it and many that don’t through it for a completely unnecessary 45 minute layover and sautée until golden brown to birth this unholy god of a space outside all time. They have CPR training machines. They have bathrooms too rarely. They have a whole other airport underneath for international transfers. Don’t die before you see it. Everyone should, at least once. 🎶Welcome Aboard the Plane Train!🎶 next stop: the 4th circle of hell. Walk to purgatory: 45 minutes. Moving sidewalk out of order.

[sparklecur]

drip level tierlist ranking?

i think i misunderstood the assignment

[refrone]

I made a tierlist for fun because I’m bored lol

Pokemon protags dripness rating (I’d put Scarlet/Violet protags in “HMMM OKAY” tier)

[This is purely based on appearance / how fashionable they are in my opinion, nothing to do with their personality or how much I like them as a character™️]

[casket-girlie]

Actually at some point me and my friend made a tierlist based purely on drip. We were mostly going from memory until halfway through and did no checking if the list makes sense afterwards so nothing is correct and I agree with everything. This took us days and the list would bug when I tried to download it so I had to make several screenshots

i wanna start an fgo youtube channel but instead of discussing kits or lore, i roast the servants' fits

[mixed-kester]

Dear Esther,

Please meet me at the nearest McDonald’s parking lot to settle our quarrel with a brawl regarding the issue with Childe’s rank in the drip tierlist

Yours sincerely,

Sinney

Dear Sinney,

fuck you and your ed sheeran man, I'm sticking with my decision.

what time?

[skullvins]

I am NOT manually copying and formatting ten questions on MOBILE so fuck it

1) me. Skull from coroika. I have 1400 hours and I splatted sendou. What more do you need. Technically it's probably vintage, emotionally/with people it's 100% goggles, in terms of gay drip it's rider. in terms of being like That it's emperor. Jet gets a shout out cos I like her. Her gay girlfriend metry is the strongest in terms of being trans and kicking ass love these wlw squids

2) hivemind plays kensa charger so he's automatically a weak bitch. Bobble needs her battle strength exploring more imo she doesn't get enough moments. Does anyone remember anything about the workers head towels because I love the tenta brella guy but the other three are irrelevant to me now

3) I honestly can't say I find any character annoying. That being said hivemind plays kensa charger

4) gloves wants me to say him but FUCK gloves. Vintage is cool. Rider is cool. Skull looks cool. Prince is probably chill these days. Reds design slaps love my girl. Avis got the drip. Also really like hive I cannot wait to see more of him. OH. OH AND SHADOW VIN. SHADOW VIN MY BELOVED

5) I'm in love with vintage n aviators but non kinnie related my faves are probably specs, half rim, justice, hivemind, inkfall, idk I put some other bitches on a tierlist on the wiki. Bike helmet got his own tier #weaponpropagandaserverinsidejoke

6) hivemind plays kensa charger so I'm required to hate him

7) answered this one before but I want to reiterate that hivemind plays kensa charger and anyone who plays that weapon needs therapy

8) hivemind plays kensa cha-is this joke dead yet. man FUCK kensa charger players all of them have something up with em. Literally all of them are Like That for some reason and it's fucking weird. like. Like put it down and play firefin or something. Anyway. A lot of the fandom tho overly hypes kings cup era emp when he was a lot better as a character AFTER that arc. I do not fuck with people who only like him then. He's funnier after y'all stan blueperor

9) VIN but also emp but also skull tbh???? All my faves are underrated because I am objectively correct. Also CANON army I love that man WHY does he get butchered so much. My favourite little rich boy (sorry emp n prince I'm blondphobic or something now)

10) do I even need to answer this. I spent this morning talking to @gaygent-three about how I'd let him splat me 20 times over. Seriously there's something wrong with me but at least I don't play kensa charger

anyway tl;dr my faves are the best characters, every other character is inferior, if you play kensa charger you're a bitch

hiiii skull this is me compelling you to answer every single question on that ask game that you havent yet

RED IM NOT ANSWERING ALL FIFTY IN ONE GO