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BTS REACTS TO: Bringing them to Jamaica

Anon Asked:  Hi great blog can you please do Bts and got7 reaction to you bringing them to Jamaica

Anon Asked: Hi can you please do a Bts reaction to bringing them to Jamaica on honeymoon please

There’s a shit ton of Jamaica-based requests and i got a rising suspicion its from the same person lmao 

Read the Got7 one as well ya bums. - Admin Dayna

Seokjin

Being a couple of foodies require adventures on the streets of Concrete jungle. Vendors and Street merchants chanting on run down slippers and under the shades of wooden shacks.

“Coconut! Coconut!”

“Wata! Wata!”

“Bag juice! Bag juice!”

An older rasta man on the street side roasted fish and breadfruit over smoking banana tree branches, serving the meal together for a hundred Jamaican dollars. Seokjin enthusiastically pointed at the vendor, smacking your shoulder a little too hard. At this point you’ve gotten used to the abuse… it has become a staple in your honeymoon.

Yoongi

He tries to be active and partake in the festivities, but it usually just ends with him running inside, showering off the saltiness of the island atmosphere and sea, and taking one long ass nap. You don’t necessarily blame Yoongi either. His attempts have blessed you with some great videos and candid shots of him – some of which he fights you on deleting, but you’ve kept safe in a locked album.

The honeymoon has exposed the dorkier side of Yoongi that was truthfully a side of him you loved to see the most. A day of frolicking at the shore side, drinking rum and sorrel, and goofy drunk Yoongi slip ups always ended with a bomb ass nap.

Good shit.

Hoseok

Extra-ness and laughs galore.

The two of you were a pair bound to radiate energy and optimism. Going to Jamaica for your honeymoon was his idea, rather than yours – but it was a decision that took no time to make. Now you and Hobi spend most of the days convincing locals that foreigners were madmen, and that mangoes and jerk pork were the greatest things to ever grace this planet earth.

Namjoon

Namjoon spends majority of his time running lip about how beautiful the scenery is, and how great the island is. The ocean is stunning! The mountains are striking! The palms are spectacular! Nature – sun – water – music – culture – wowowowow! Much amaze!

Like honestly? What a fucking nerd.

He’s taking pictures – mainly off guards of you with scenic backgrounds – humming some lovers rock he heard playing out loud from one of the restaurants you two would pass by whenever walking along the streets. Truthfully, the kid is so in love with the island and being with you, he’s practically high off life.

Jimin

ChimChim has been excited since the two of you got in the car to the airport.

Everything is exciting and new to him, and he still hasn’t gotten over the wedding itself. Jimin spends the entire time in Jamaica excessively referring to you as “my wife/husband/jagi”. He’s been in a playful, cheery mood that had been consistent since the two of you stepped foot on the plane. The kid aggressively vibrates excitement. Clinging onto you the entire trip.

Taehyung

For the sake of artistic stimulation, Taehyung has embraced his inner art hoe and bought himself a travel sketchbook where he drew the activities and scenery of Jamaica. When you flipped through the pages, you couldn’t help but chuckle at the fact that every other sketch was either one of you or a random ass palm tree.

You’ve occasionally found yourself having to supervise Taehyung and the amount of money he spends during the trip, too. He’s been obsessing over the idea of getting the most out of the trip with you, splurging to spoil you all while trying out every activity and dish the island had to offer.

It has gotten so bad, Taehyung and fallen under the addiction of the Jamaican snack, Big Foot. You had to hide his wallet after catching him mid purchase of an entire box full.

Jungkook

Kookie surprisingly gets along super well with the local coconut man.

After catching sight of him whacking open a coconut one blow with a machete, he’s been sticking around the guy and eating fruit, building up a bromance with him instead of a romance with you. It was cute to watch honestly. Language barrier seemed to be out of the equation completely. You watch the two talk to each other in barely English, and somehow get along well –

It just came down to making sure Jungkook doesn’t get carried away and think he was whack open a coconut with a machete himself.