#dream is soooo cunty in this chapter i love him more than anything

[sarcasticorgasms]

"He shook himself, rubbing his palm over his face, and with the other, he took Dream’s hand. “Right. We have to go, now. Can you summon those tears, love?”

Dream's glower flickered to a smirk, one that was exactly as delightfully mean as Hob had ever known him to be, and Dream passed a hand across his own face. In its wake, he left the appearance of an utterly distraught young woman, tears streaking down her cheeks, crystalline blue eyes limpid with the unshed threat of more. At the sight of her, every gentlemanly instinct in Hob’s soul cried out with the need to drop everything he was doing to comfort this poor waif right then and there." - Chapter 5, Come Live With Me and Be My Love by @avelera