The corner of the cluttered room, lying against the chipping walls, was a familiar looking robot. Although similar in design to the robotic bear that had terrorized the class for months, there was small differences. The bear’s stomach had been opened up, and inside loose wires sparked around a small device similar in nature to a tape recorder. On it read “Audio” with a small heart drawn in.
There was a button with a small triangle into indicate play, and when hit, the familiar voice of class 65 flooded through the small room. It almost sounded like the classmates were alive and laughing together in person, if not for the harsh beeping to indicate one track switching to the next. There wasn’t a single time that the 16 students were able to just sit and enjoy one other’s company, but the small recording gave a glimpse to a time before the hotel life of mutual killing
NEW TRUTH BULLET: AUDIO FILES
Inside of a monokuma are audio files of the 16 classmates talking and “recording.” At the end is an unknown voice
[Transcript under the cut]
Orochi as monokuma: Hello Students! Welcome to your official school life! I’m here to be helping you with your everyday activities, enriching your academic life and sucking a big fat di- wha—Kyoji!
Haruki: Wow. Stick to the script Orochi. No add-libbing.
Orochi: I-It was written right here! I swear!
Kyoji: It wasn’t my idea… Entirely. Noriko came up with it!
Orochi: Well now I have to start my lines all over again.
Ryu: Oh please, you know they didn’t prepare any real lines.
Kyoji: How would you know?
Akira: He saw me vandalize it.
Ryu: Yeah
Orochi: What?
Akira: You could say we collab-ed on the hilarious content.
Addy: So all the dick jokes?
Akira: Exactly the dick jokes
Haruki: More emotion this time. We want to know HOW you sucked the di--
Orochi: S-Stop it!
Noriko: So should I stop recording this?
Ryu: Well I mean I guess, we didn’t get anything done. We’ll do take two tomorrow.
Addy: Well I think we should keep the recording anyway!
Orochi: But we aren’t using it, right?
Haruki: Uhhhhhh yeah. Sure. Of course not.
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Ezra: Oh shit!
Hyun: Oh no! We weren’t recording. I’m so sorry Rinko!
Rinko: It’s okay! We’ll pretend that was my practice reel.
Ezra: Are you sure you’re fine with doing it again? One of us could take the wheel from here
Rinko: Oh no, I’m sure I can do it.
Hyun: You have been working on it for a while, it’s important to take rests and not strain yourself.
Rinko: It’s okay, I’m a movie star! Besides, I’m having fun!
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Addy: Hi! My name’s Monokuma and welcome to jackass.
Hoshiko: Mon dieu, that reference is so outdated, mon amour.
Addy: Oh, really? I thought it was good.
Hoshiko: I guess it was pretty funny.
Addy: Hey, Hoshiko, what does Mon Dieu mean?
Hoshiko: Oh it means like My god, like a surprised expression. Like “Omg!”
Addy: Huh! That’s pretty neat! So if mon is “my” well what does amour mean?
Hoshiko: Uhm…
Addy: Like.. I’m sure I’ve heard it used before but I wanted to ask you...
Hoshiko: Well uh-
Addy: Hey doesn’t the red light mean it’s recording
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Kyoji: Oh come on, say it
Katsumi: Hell no, it sounds cheesy.
Shujin: Someone’s gotta read the script, and I’m ill fit to.
Katsumi: Wasn’t this Orochi’s job? Get him back on that.
Rinko: He’s been reading the rest of them, It’s someone else’s turn.
Hyun: We had to give him at least a small break.
Takehiko: I can try my hand at it.
Katsumi: Oh yeah, go for i
Takehiko: You… seem in need.. Of help!
Shujin: That doesn’t sound natural. Try not relying so much on reading as you speak.
Kyoji: Well he has to read. I mean I didn’t write the script for him to not read it.
Akemi: You know what he meant.
Takehiko: You seem in need of help! Would you like me to assist you?
Katsumi: That’s great!
Hyun: I’m so proud of all of us!
Kyoji: We’re coming along so nicely with this.
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Akemi: It’s a great idea having other languages here. So we can all give commands to Monokuma… Even though we all speak a common language.
Hoshiko: Well it’s fun to make
Akemi: That’s the point.
Hoshiko: Hold on it’s still recording, Portatemi un-
Sound of door slamming open
Ryu in background: Life is shit! I hate everything
Akemi: We’re recording!
Hoshiko: Portatemi un po-
Ryu: Portatemi un your asses to come and sit because I have to complain.
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Akira in a whisper: Okay three… two… one…
Akira: Hi! I’m Monokuma! You’re lovable voreable friend.
Ezra: Oh my god
Akira whispered: Okay now you go.
Ezra: Uh… Uh Hi? Is this thing on? (taps mic) Okay uhm “I’m a funky disco bear and I don’t need no man”
Ryu from far away: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Haruki entered with Ryu: I heard vore.
Ezra: We were just…
Ryu: No what the fuck i’m playing it back.
[repeat akira and ezra’s lines]
Ryu: Unbe-fucking-lievable.
Haruki: I mean, honestly, I’m impressed.
Ezra: I’m so incredibly sorry Ryu, we’ll just leave
Ryu: No this is some god damn comedy gold. I’m totally putting this in there.
--
Ryu: No come on, anywhere in the world.
Haruki: Well… God, I don’t know… Maybe… the ocean I guess. I--know it’s ridiculous.
Ryu: No, it’s definitely not ridiculous, but why the ocean?
Haruki: Well… My sister and I were going to go when I was younger. But I had an accident, and ever since then I’ve never got the chance. It’s… harder now, I guess. But I… still want to go. Experience it… How about you? Where would you go?
Ryu: I’m not even sure where I’d go. I’ve never really travelled at all because i used to be… not rich. I’ll say the ocean too.
Haruki: Haha so Why would you want to go to the ocean?
Ryu: Well… Then we can go together.
Haruki: Mm… I’d like that.
Haruki: Wait-- Oh shit! Ryu, is that recording again?
Ryu: Uh… maybe, I don’t know.
Haruki: God, I’m turning it off-
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Orochi: Okay final recording, We only have three lines left. I would like to thank all of you for your help. Rinko and I had to do most of it because you all goofed off with the lines. So thank you so much Rinko!
Haruki: You mispronounced “Improved the lines”.
Shujin: No, we were all almost entirely goofing off.
Ryu: Says you.
Orochi: Says me too. We needed to get this done a while ago, and in order to do that we needed everyone’s help. And I mean we were all bound to have fun with it.
Shujin: Yeah, we all definitely had our fun, but this is something that needs to be finished. I mean, we’ve been working on it for a while and it’d be great to see it finally completed, can have more fun afterwards.
Artemis: He’s right.
Ryu: Well then we didn’t need to make it super complicated. Couldn’t we have just made it the most fucking basic shit I mean, if you’re going to be the fun police about it. This isn’t an entirely serious project in case you didn’t pick up on that.
Haruki: They aren’t trying to be hostile, Ryu.
Ryu: … Right… i know
Hyun: Three lines isn’t a big deal! We can get it done in no time.
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???: Take care of them monokuma
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