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someinstant · 1 day ago

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I weep for today's profs and TAs, who are more likely to get a pile of blandly incorrect AI word salad than the utter rhetorical brilliance of the stoned freshman who decided to attend his US History Since 1865 lecture for the first time all semester, only to hear the professor mention that the first document analysis paper was due in your TAs mailbox by 5 PM in hardcopy.

chatgpt is the coward's way out. if you have a paper due in 40 minutes you should be chugging six energy drinks, blasting frantic circus music so loud you shatter an eardrum, and typing the most dogshit essay mankind has ever seen with your own carpel tunnel laden hands

#we passed copies of that paper around at parties for fucking YEARS #it was complete bullshit and also the best thing I have ever read #it was supposed to be about Reconstruction #but quoted song lyrics from Garth Brooks #and also a long dialogue passage from The Godfather #and smelled distinctly of weed when I retrieved it from the mailroom #like the kid decided the solution was to just get even MORE baked so the stress wasn't an issue #this is what AI has taken fromnus friends #dramatic readings of bad stoned frat boy prose #it is an incalculable loss

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