#drag queen! Phil

[demonqueenart]

Reference outfit:

And today’s song for lip-singing is “Nobody's perfect” by Hannah Montana(Miley Cyrus)🔥❤️‍🔥🔥 Thank you for putting this amazing suggestion for my Dan in Drag the series! Yes, that means there will be more. And yes, I'll draw more Hannah Montana's outfits in the future ;)

Wanna see more dan in drag? Why don’t you check my ask and send me some drag outfit suggestions 😘

[bottomsonlybar]

after the return of sister daniel i have one very urgent question. when will you wear wigs daniel howell

[fer3112]

I saw a tweet saying that dnp can’t come to latam because it’s not safe for them because they’re gay??? And if this gringxs/europeans keep it up with the xenophobia and racism I’m getting a visa to kick their ass 🙃 if you choose to be ignorant at least keep it to yourself. If they couldn’t tour in places that are not safe for lgbt people they wouldn’t be going to Florida and Texas bfr

[foreverphouse]

but if dan and phil are lurking can you pls collab with trixie and katya to do full drag because i think it would awaken the potential that sister daniel could become

[astradyke]

im once again saying drag transformation to get drag king phil drag queen dan look me in the eye and tell me that wouldnt serve absolute cunt

[missycolorful]

Okay, so now that's two people (or one person and one egg) who are at the very least aware that Sunny doesn't feel comfortable around Philza, so that means that someone will talk about this with Phil eventually, so we can put an end to this one-sided conflict fueled by miscommunication that's honestly been going on for far too long, right?

Right? Please? :D

[dreamingstrawberries]

Hii I want mutuals!! 18+

I won’t post anything too nsfw! i feel more comfortable w/ adult mutuals.

I will post/repost:

Life is strange

Abbott elementary

Bob the drag queen

Monet x change

Animal crossing

The walking dead game

Spiderverse

Legend of Zelda

Smosh

Dan and Phil

Gilmore girls

The Last of us

Avatar the last Airbender

Grey's anatomy

Bee and puppycat

Arcane

Scrapbooking/ journaling/ collaging

Cats

Studio Ghibli

Bob's burgers

Sza

Beabadoobee

Willow

Mitski

Chapel roan

Pinkpantheress

Polls

Barbie

Leftist/ human rights/ social justice content at times

I will edit this whenever 💗

[cuntwrap--supreme]

Not a one of you is brave enough to have a groundhog fursona and call that bitch Buxom Tawny Phil.

[yonpote]

dan's drink is like $40 at the bar and only one person orders it but hes a regular and a great tipper so you have to make sure the boba and elderflower are always prepared by 10 pm on the dot.

phil's drink is like $10 and there's 3x as much alcohol as in a regular sunrise and it's the favorite of straight girl (and her 1 gay friend) bachelorette parties who are loud and tip the drag queens like $3 total out of a party of 15.

[fandom]

Web Series

Featuring not one but two digital versions of a book published in 1897. Great job.

Critical Role

The QSMP Minecraft Server

Hermitcraft

Homestuck +2

RWBY +4

The Welcome Home ARG

Dimension 20 +6

The Magnus Archives -1

Dracula Daily -5

Puppet History +22

Helluva Boss +1

The Limited Life SMP Minecraft Server

Welcome to Night Vale +16

The Amazing Digital Circus

The Dream SMP Minecraft Server -13

The Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cass Apocalyptic Series AU

Dungeons and Daddies +16

Generation Loss

Shen Comix +4

Ghost Files -12

Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint

Nerdy Prudes Must Die

Game Changer

Lackadaisy

Dan and Phil

Re: Dracula

StarKid Productions +7

Malevolent

Minecraft Championship -15

Sanders Sides -14

The Double Life SMP Minecraft Server

Crow Time

Half-Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware -11

Hazbin Hotel -8

Tumblr Top 5

Marble Hornets +1

Mystery Files

The Adventure Zone -17

The New Life SMP Minecraft Server

Redacted ASMR -13

Defunctland +4

Eddsworld -12

Decked Out 2

Homestar Runner

Dimension 20: Dungeons and Drag Queens

Buzzfeed Unsolved -31

Unus Annus -22

The 3rd Life SMP Minecraft Server -29

Batman: Wayne Family Adventures -31

The Last Life SMP Minecraft Server -40

The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last year.

[bottomsonlybar]

what gay games do you guys think dan and phil should play during GAYmingmas/pride month?? i'm voting the rupaul's drag race monopoly

[nightgnarpy]

All the fan art I see of Philza is just slutty cunty girl boss pretty handsome cool looking art and then I look to see what Phil looks irl after @fr-likes-chocolate shares all the art of him and I realize he’s just a normal British white man who has a wife and is straight and cis

Like you could be a random cis white man with a wife and then your all of a sudden turned into a cunty drag queen, Philza fans what made you all decide he was a cunty girl boss let me know I am curious

[omgthatdress]

Phil Black was a drag queen with a long and successful career, but his greatest contributions to drag was his annual "Funmaker's Ball." While Harlem already had a long history with drag balls, the Funmaker's ball was a black-tie event where queens from all over the U.S. would come to show off, compete in pageants, and just have fun and be themselves.

Starting in 1947 until Black's death in 1975, the Funmaker's Ball would lay the groundwork for the modern drag ballroom scene.

[amnesiaguy]

been watching guys & dolls with phil and imagining the good version that only exists in my head— where sky masterson is a butch lesbian & sarah is a closet case who desperately needs a jerk masc with a heart of gold to persuade her to come out of her shell (“havana” is a lesbian bar of course). and obviously adelaide is a fabulous drag queen, whose boyfriend nathan detroit is a gay man with commitment issues whose ego still hasn’t recovered from experiencing twink death fifteen years ago. anyway if god is good i will get to see this production in my lifetime

[viktorpartner]

✨ THE DAN AND PHIL LORE pt. 3✨

CHECK OUT PART 2: https://www.tumblr.com/ashleyeveerson/760707933651746816?source=share

Phil ALSO comes out! (yeah no i'm not crying what? not them feeling comfortable enough to be themselves yeah). 2019 also brings us the adoption of a fish named Norman (a cutie) AND they also post pictures about their recent trip to Japan [the photo of Phil looking up to Dan behind the camera? yeah i am so normal about it, i swear]. There is hope in the horizon still for a Dan and Phil comeback...

BAM! A certain virus runs wild and forces everyone to stay at home. Phil continues to upload solo videos which distracted so many of us during these dark times. Dan, however is AWOL and the only pic we have of him is a shitty screenshot of him in glasses and a mask helping Phil rescue an injured pigeon (lockdown was WILD).

Also, my boy Dan post a cryptic tweet that leads to the announcement of a self-help book named YOU WILL GET THROUGH THIS NIGHT (because you will <3). Nah but I can't count how many times I've sobbed reading it, just him trying to help out others who have also struggled with mental health... istg i love this man

Hey so THEY BUY THEIR FOREVER PHOUSE TOGETHER they're gonna kill me one day istg. "Dan and Phil just decided to pay a mortgage together", top 10 sentences that would kill a 2016 phan. They are slaying, they are glowing... also rip Norman the fish you will not be forgotten

So during 2014 the fates (aka a random youtuber) foretold that Dan and Phil would be married in 2022. Since that clearly didn't happen the meme PHIVORCE united the phandom once more. ALSO Dan is out there shitting on youtube (as he should) and going on his solo tour WE'RE ALL DOOMED! Which i love with all my heart and also Phil being there for him every step of the way... AHHHHHHHH

Anyways a certain video called Dan and Phil finally tell the truth hits the internet and let's just say GOD DAMN. This also starts a wonderful trend amongst Dan and Phil in which they make fun of their audience (we deserve it ngl) and absolutley SHOCK US with new information about bonkers shit from their past [apparently they were offered a threesome MULTIPLE TIMES???]

It's the end. They've decided to give up their channel "Dan and Phil Games" forever... let's take a moment and silent and mourn with a compilation of Heart eyes Howell

...

SIKE! We're back baby and we're better than ever!!! The goodbye video turned out the be an ANNOUNCEMENT of their comeback. They are back, Dil Howlter is here and Phil confesses to having dyed everything green in the house when Dan went on tour bc he missed him (OH GOD). Also, the Halloween baking video introduced us to the icon that is.... *drumroll please*

SISTER DANIEL, the queen of making everyone reconsider their sexuality... she is the moment, she is an icon and she is serving astronomical levels of cunt at all time [jokes aside, Dan being comfortable enough to do drag in public, fuck they've come so far i'm so proud of them <3].

And here we are in the future, it's present day and they are queerer and happier than ever. THE PICTURES I CAN'T ISTG. Also Dan's Birthday stream is beyond iconic. First of all my unproblematic kings make it a charity stream to donate to the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund (using their public influence for good hell yeah)... And how did they raise the money you ask? WELL BY HITTING IS WHERE WE'RE WEAKEST. Sister Daniel makes a spectacular comeback, FATHER PHIL is introduced and Dan even dyes his hair red to be more Good Omens coded... which timeline are we living in again? like how is any of this real?

Also them drawing the PINOF whiskers on their faces again... they're literally growing old together I'm gonna go sob in a corner. Also the fake apology video bc they have no fashion sense in the Sims 4 is hilarious as fuck. HOW CAN THEY POSSIBLY BE SO MUCH HOTTER ON THEIR THIRTIES EXPLAIN??

anyways the phandom is still speculating wether they're erasing "i love you's" at the end of their text when they show them on videos... guess some things never change. Nah but the vibes are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT NOW, they are more open than they've ever been and participate on the phan culture FULLY to the point that they're the ones terrorizing us now.

QUICK DETOUR TO TALK ABOUT PHIL'S FAMOUS BAD LUCK (and then they wonder why he's always dying in the fanfics). Nah but my poor man has had his fair share of medical problems, the most recent being...

OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU ANNOUNCE SOMETHING LIKE THAT THIS WAY?? nah like using humor as a coping mechanism and all but do they wanna gives a heart attack?! iconic i fear however

So yeah the video where they talk about it is WILD (funniest shit about the whole ordeal is that a nurse mistook Dan as Phil's son). Also I saw a tweet speculating about Phil having a hickey like... first of all what is it? 2009? Second of all IT'S MOST LIKELY A POPPED VESSEL FROM LOSING ALL THAT BLOOD YOU KNOW

They still were able to go on their vacation (aka the rodent boy summer) which gifted us with this iconic pics... ALSO they dropped a new Dan and Phil beats for summer go check out the names of the tracks istg they wanna kill their fans.

Nothing is sacred anymore, they've infiltrated twtphan, they're actively reposting memes and writing fanfiction about themselves. It's the wild west, everytime you get a notification is like playing Russian Rulet. Cringe is dead and Dan and Phil ARE COMING NEAR YOUR CITY on a tour named "Terrible Influence" where Phil's spent 300€ on silicone. It's a wonderful time to be a phan.

OKAY SO here's some stuff that didn't make the cut but that i find too hilarious to not mention. In no apparent order: DAN DRESSING UP AS A CATBOY, Dan and Phil playing technicians 1 and 2 on Big Hero 6 and two brothers on the Lion King (wtf was that also they gave the gorilas matching fringes), Dan dressing up as a golden pig (my boy has RANGE) and finally Dan being too embarassed to admit he stalked Phil and telling a reporter he was only asking for "editing tips" if you know what i mean

Also a short compilation of Dan and Phil losing the idgaf war against eachother THEY ARE SO THOUGHTFUL ABOUT EVERYTHING. Special mention to Daniel's 🧡 when Phil praised "We're all doomed!" and Dan's ranch metaphor to describe their relationship (just go watch the mukkbang video OH LORD)

SO, in conclusion... Dan and Phil's refusal to belittle their past and instead embrace it as part of their story while actively moving into the future alongside the phandom YEAH THAT SHIT MEANS SOMETHING. They're simultaneously healing our inner child while embracing us as the adults we've become i have many feelings about them

So what are they?

They're just Dan and Phil.

[annaberunoyume]

Frank x Eddie headcanons (Welcome Home):

Eddie is the most affectionate of the two. The one that initiates hugs and kisses. Frank will mostly smirk at this, but really love it inside. Think Anita and Roger in the Cruella de Vile song in 101 Dalmatians. Eddie does have a dramatic flair that he lets out when they are at home. He is canonically a drag queen in his leisure time. He will practice his moves in front of Frank and consider it a sucess when he makes the latter blush, stunned.

Since Eddie is the tallest of the two, he will sometimes craddle Frank like a baby by surprise, with a smug smile. Always catches the thinner lad off-guard. But...He gotta admit that his arms are big, warm and cozy.

Eddie can sing really well. Especially soft songs, like This Lovely Night by Phil Baron (alias Teddy Ruxpin).

These two have a really Bagheera x Baloo vibe. But they rarely fight for real.

Eddie is a really strong guy. He can lift all the neighbours rather easily. In fact, if you really angered him, hypothetically, he could kill you with one punch at full strenght. But Eddie is NOT that type of guy.