#draco being obsessed with competent stoner neville

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The Greenhouse || Draco Malfoy/Neville Longbottom M || 10.4k

Draco Malfoy, reformed Death Eater and Bad Person™️ isn't sure why Neville Longbottom, Fit War Hero and Good Person, is talking to him. And in the Hogwarts greenhouse, of all places, which Draco remains wary of given it's filled with plants of Malignant Intent. (Seriously, Draco has Concerns about the plants).

But Neville is speaking to him, and he's lovely, and Draco may or may not have a crush—a giant, embarrassing, all-consuming crush.

Featuring a murderous snarfaluff, Neville Longbottom’s extreme(ly attractive) Herbology/Botany competence, getting high on dubious cannabis/gillyweed hybrids, and conversations in dark corners.

And, of course, Draco’s giant, embarrassing crush.

ALL THE THANK YOUS to elkanellis, who is amazing, kind, and helpful, and who I was very lucky to have Beta this fic. I can't say enough lovely things about a lovely person. THANK YOU.

*Stay with me here, but Draco/Neville is one of my favourite rare pairs. Semi-reformed Draco, who has a Thing for lovely, kind, and incredibly competent Neville? I live for it.

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