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A Perfect aficionado gift for all events this year!

STANWELL PIPE OF THE YEAR 2019 tobacco pipe

This is a great gift idea for a wedding, birthday or Christmas holidays. With a beautiful design and an affordable price it is the perfect gift for any smoker. The Stanwell pipe of the year 2019 is made from high quality briar wood and has an elegant design. This pipe is perfect for anyone who enjoys smoking pipes and wants to look stylish while doing so. The briar wood makes this pipe very durable, so you can use it every day without worrying about breaking it.

The Stanwell Pipe of the Year 2019 is a great gift idea for the Holidays. This pipe is made from high-quality briar wood and features a smooth, glossy finish. It comes in several different colours, so you can choose one that best matches your personality or style. The Stanwell Pipe of the Year 2019 is a premium, hand-crafted tobacco pipe made by Stanwell. The pipe is made from briar wood and has an extra thick chamber to ensure an even burn. It has a large bowl and a medium length stem for easy handling. The pipe comes with a matching case.

A smoking pipe is a great gift idea for the Holidays.

This is a beautiful piece of art. It's made from high quality briar wood and has a black acrylic mouthpiece. It comes with a metal tenon and can be used to smoke both tobacco and marijuana. The pipe has been handcrafted in Denmark by master craftsmen, who have worked on this project for over 15 years to perfect it. It's perfect for any smoker and will make an excellent gift idea for anyone with a passion for smoking pipes.

 Stanwell Pipe of the year 2019 tobacco smoking pipe

This stunning piece of art was designed by Danish designer Hans Jørgen Rasmussen, who is known for his unique style of designing pipes that are both beautiful and functional at the same time. This masterpiece features a solid brass ring around its bowl as well as an elegant silver band around its stem, which makes it look more expensive than it actually is! The pipe itself has been handcrafted out of briar wood using traditional methods that have been passed down from generation to generation over centuries! This is one smoking pipe that will definitely.

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Compare two tobacco pipes from Dr. Plumbs

Let’s delve into the world of Dr. Plumb pipes, exploring their distinct features and comparing two popular models: DR. PLUMB STANDARD 2541  and DR. PLUMB STANDARD 8831.

Dr. Plumb Pipes: A Brief History

The Dr. Plumb pipe brand has a rich heritage, dating back to its creation in 1925 by Leslie Watts Plumb and J.B. Rubinovich. Originally marketed as a “cool smoking” pipe, it featured a special aluminum tube between the shank and stem. In more recent times, this unique feature has been replaced by a 9mm filter. Situated in the Saint Claude hills of France, Leslie Plumb’s expertise in pipe systems and craftsmanship propelled the brand forward. Even after relocating to Britain, Dr. Plumb remains synonymous with quality and affordability in the pipe-smoking community.

Let's explore the distinct features of two popular Dr. Plumb pipe models: the “Standard 2541” and the “Standard 8831”. 

## Dr. Plumb Standard 2541

The “Dr. Plumb Standard 2541” is a classic Canadian-shaped pipe, meticulously crafted from genuine briar. Here are its key specifications:

- Shape: Canadian

- Pipe Measurements:

    - Length: Approximately 5.5 inches

    - Bowl Diameter: Approximately 1.75 inches

    - Bowl Depth: Approximately 1.25 inches

- Internal Measurements:

    - Depth: Approximately 1.25 inches

    - Diameter: Approximately 0.75 inches

- Finish: Smooth

- Availability: Importer Out of Stock

The Standard 2541 embodies elegance and simplicity, making it a favorite among pipe enthusiasts. Its Canadian shape provides a comfortable grip, and the smooth finish adds to its timeless appeal. Whether you're a seasoned smoker or a novice, this pipe promises a delightful experience. 

## Dr. Plumb Standard 8831

Now, let's turn our attention to the “Dr. Plumb Standard 8831 tobacco pipe”. This Liverpool-shaped pipe exudes sophistication and quality craftsmanship. Here are the details:

- Shape: Large Liverpool

- Pipe Measurements:

    - Length: Approximately 5.5 inches

    - Bowl Diameter: Approximately 1.75 inches

    - Bowl Depth: Approximately 1.5 inches

- Internal Measurements:

    - Depth: Approximately 1.5 inches

    - Diameter: Approximately 0.75 inches

- Finish: Smooth

- Availability: Importer Out of Stock

The Standard 8831 combines elegance with practicality. Its larger bowl allows for a longer smoke, while the Liverpool shape ensures a comfortable hold. Whether you're relaxing indoors or enjoying the great outdoors, this pipe delivers a refined experience. 🌿

## Conclusion

Both the “Standard 2541” and the “Standard 8831” exemplify Dr. Plumb's commitment to quality and tradition for Dr.Plumb tobacco pipes brand. Whether you prefer the Canadian simplicity or the Liverpool sophistication, these pipes are sure to enhance your smoking pleasure.

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Dr. Plumb's Smoking Pipe becoming enthusiast's special

Dr. Plumb's smoking pipes are renowned for their London quality briar tobacco pipes, providing a truly exceptional smoking experience. The range of pipes is available in a variety of smooth, sandblasted and rusticated finishes, all at an affordable price. Each pipe is handcrafted from the finest briar wood, creating a unique and individual smoking experience with its standard features. Dr. Plumb's commitment to providing a quality product ensures that each pipe is crafted with precision and care, guaranteeing the perfect experience. Whether you're looking for a classic English pipe or an eccentric design that features a large liverpool bowl, large apple shaped bowl with a medium bent, large full bent saddle pipe, or even a large half-bent prince. Dr. Plumb's London quality briar tobacco smoking pipes are sure to please.

In addition to being affordable, Dr Plumb pipes also offer great customisation options. You can choose from a variety of sizes, shapes, and colours to find the perfect pipe for your style and taste. Tobacconist Online even offers customised engraving on the bowl of the pipe to give it a unique look. With so many options, you can create a pipe that reflects your personality and fits your individual needs.

The combination of affordability, customisation, and quality make Dr Plumb pipes an ideal choice for any smoking enthusiast. Whether you are looking for a classic shape or a modern design, you can be sure to find the perfect pipe for your needs. With their unique designs, high quality, and affordable price-point, Dr Plumb pipes are the perfect choice for any smoker.

[vague-mintyboy]

I am rewatching Misfits and Magic in preparation for the new season, and I am determined to figure out the exact date when The wizarding world of Misfits and Magic (WWMM for short) cut off technologically. I mean like Brennan keep saying, everything is technology so at some point the world was contemporary. So I will be keeping track of specific technology that stands out. I will update this post as I watch.

I will not count technologies an individual may have as some wizards are shown to have family etc in the NAMP world. This is a list of the wildly accepted technology.

So far no travel technology canonically described (in no real order)

Notable known technology

- Velocipede bicycles

Invented June 12, 1818.

So far this is the most recent date we can get. This specific type of hike also comes up in episode 2 so it isn’t a one-off from a more open-minded character. Dr. Boodle even implies that the school offers students complementary velocipedes in episode 2, so this technology is not considered out of place in the WWMM

- Tobacco pipe

While pipes in general can be traced back to Ancient Egypt, English Pipes do not become popularized until the late 1500s with the colonization/subsequent genocide of Indigenous Americans. This is when Tobacco in particular gets pairs with Pipes as it is native to the Americas.

- Parchment

Invented in Pergamum, 1500 BC.

However, it is not popular in England until seemingly 1500 CE, so this date keeps coming up.

- Indoor plumbing for water but not toilets

(so far unclear if that includes sinks or a water pump or what)

I knew this was going to give me trouble. Also TW a lot of literal shit talk.

Plumbing in general can be dated back to the Neolithic period but Aabria does say they have water pipes. If we are assuming these pipes are iron, and the typical shape then this would date to 1455

However, we can get more specific as the use of toilets/plumbing integrated gives us a cut off date. While again there are examples of various cultures using water to clean their versions of toilets, the flushing toilet is not invented until 1775.

This creates a problem. As shown Velocipedes were not invented at 1818. However, this could mean than instead of a single cut-off date, the transition to seclusion was slightly more gradual. As the lack of toilets seems to me more systematically in-forced (while velocipedes are easier to integrate) I am confident to say that by 1775 the wizarding world began to close itself off but had not fully done so. It also makes sense for typical public toilets/latrines not to be integrated into wizarding society as those are unhygienic and so a magical solution would be warranted, and that would still fit the contemporary needs. Furthermore the idea of pooping somewhere and then cleaning it matches with the social etiquette of latrines (versus just magicing away the waste pre-actual pooping.) this shows that socially pre-1755 the wizarding board was contemporary with medieval Europe.

- Pushbroom

Evan’s broom is specifically called a pushbroom. The pushbroom’s patent was filed in 1950! However, I could attribute this to the broom shop owner being particularly connected to the outside world? Or maybe it is just an older broom that looks similar to a pushbroom so Evan calls it that.

- Mop

Traditional mops (not just rags) seems to appear by the late 15th century for ships, and the idea is popular in association with more general cleaning by the 1840s.

- toffee

Toffee first becomes a word for candy around 1843. However, this was a general word for taffy-like candy. English toffee seems to be often dated to from around 1890s but that date is unreliable. https://www.etymonline.com/word/toffee

- Tea

Tea does not arrive in Europe until the 1600s from China. At the start, tea was still consumed like Chinese tea (no milk or sugar, etc). England then takes over the industry in 1858 with the government taking over the East India Company / relying on colonized India for tea production instead of China. However, this didn’t really affect popular culture / tea consumption habits until the 1900s and then really boomed in WWII.

I do admit that a handful of savvy more-modern Wizards could have taken tea’s popularity and broke into the untapped Wizard Market. However, even then you’d expect to see some sort of cultural difference (like how McDonald’s in different countries all have different menus, etc).

Notable technology not known about

- Nukes

We know definitively that nukes are not generally known about, so the WWMM is definitely completely closed off by 1945 bc even if there was slight connection people would know. Even if the WWMM closed after because of nukes people would know.

- Radio

Repeatedly radio is confirmed to be foreign. Radios were invented in 1899, and audio transmissions were then added in 1906.

Conclusion so far:

The WWMM was relatively contemporary with NAMP Britain through the 1500s. However, by 1755 WWMM began to close itself off. At least, architecture stopped being updated with modern plumbing which reflects a larger systematic shift. However, there was still a steady exchange of ideas through the 1840s, as tea, velocipedes, toffee, and modern mops all are treated as everyday items. However, by 1906 major technological trends went unnoticed, and certainly by 1945 the WWMM was completely cut off from world-wide news.

I feel like it is likely that by 1906 the WWMM stagnated completely and looked relatively the same to season 1’s world.

Currently, my theory is the political strife leading up to WWI, likely before the actual war, lead to the intellectual closure of the WWMM. However I will repost/update this with any new info. Also feel free to add your own insights.

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Secret Snarry Swap 2022 Recs

The fial Secrety Snarry Swap posted in December anonymously and author reveals went up a couple weeks ago. I had some clear favorites in this one, and had a fest entry of my own which I’ve incldued. 

Foolish Wand Waving by NecromanticNoir  19,092 words Explicit

The fest opened with this one, which hit nearly all the tropes. Mind the warnings as you proceed and if you dont know anything about OnlyFans (I was in that category and watched a Documentary about it after reading this!) hang on to your seats. It’s funny, surprising, and despitre being a non-magical AU, full of magic. Excellent writing and story-crafting, and I especially enjoyed the dialogue. 

Summary:  Harry Potter has an OnlyFans. Severus, only knowing it's a platform where you can post videos and people pay you, makes an educational one for 'Potions'. He is quite shocked when, in a bout of curiosity, he subscribes to Harry - and hears his own voice in the background of... rather different content.

Friends of Dorothy by Writcraft    22,000 words Explicit

Another excellent fic by this always satisfying author. It’s very Harry-Severus centrc, though it features a couple of really good original characters.  My comment:  “Perfect. Excellent writing and has all the elements I love in a good snarry - great OCs, good dialogue, believable character growth and that simmering connection between Harry and Severus. Couldn't put this one down.”

Summary:  When Harry Potter sees Severus Snape on a date with another wizard it sets him on a journey of self-discovery that leads to the Friends of Dorothy Detective Agency and a Niffler called Toto.

Pipe Dreams by Nesting Hedwig  12,874 words, Teen and up

This one brought back visions of my dad on his back under the bathroom sink trying vaiently to fix the leacky pipes.  And if THAT’s not a reason to read a fic, what is? 

Another well-writen, original fic which is very Harry/Severus centric and is really their re-introduction to each other. Leaves us with a lot of promise and hope. 

Summary:  Just before closing time on Christmas Eve, Harry Potter stopped to pick up an order from the village plumbing supply shop. The last person he ever expected to meet in one of the aisles was Severus Snape.

The Private Collection of S. Snape by PinaNaponi  6336 words  Explicit

A 5X fic in which Severus spends a lot of time watching Harry have sex and then finally gets to have sex with Harry.  The story is well-constructed, the sex is hot and the pacing good. As always, mind the warnings.

Summary:  Severus likes to watch. Potter doesn't seem to mind. Or: Five times Severus witnesses Potter get railed, and the one time he finally gets to do the railing.

Stasis by Avioleta  12,206 words  Explicit

Avioleta is one of my favorite authors, and she once again produced a story that pulled me in. The story takes place at Grimmauld Place just after the war, with Harry coming and going on Auror business and Severus whiling away the hours until he can return to Hogwarts and definitely not thinking about Harry. Excellent writing, as always.

My comment:   Achingly, amazingly perfect. I loved reading every word of this fic -it felt so intimate, so personal. Sparse and full at the same time. Gorgeous.

Summary:  After the war, Severus Snape recuperates at Grimmauld Place.

And finally - my entry:

Spy Glass by Suitesamba  18,135 words  Explicit

I wrote this one because I couldn’t get the prompt out of my head:  Severus's new job in insurance results in him having to trail Quidditch player!Harry around to assess the international Seeker for Harry's insurance renewal.

This one is all about the humor, with Severus masquerading as a female reporter, some “boy and his broom” innuendo, unlicensed sex therapy, Quidditch god Harry and a bit of fun with George and Angelina.

Summary:  England wants to insure star Seeker Harry Potter and his fabulous broom. Enter Severus Snape, wizarding investigator extraordinaire, ready to calculate risk and assess value. Tailing Harry Potter turns out to be the job of his dreams, though he wishes it could be done without the disguise. A tale of a man’s obsession, another man’s obsession, and a heartwarming ending where everyone ultimately gets what they want – or what they need.

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Gt July Day 17 – Home

Seems like I’m pulling out all sorts of WIPs this month! This drabble is part of a much larger story I’m working on, titled Pipelines. Hopefully it makes sense without much context- this isn’t a drabble, but rather just part of the story, so I was trying to toe the line between recapping things in a natural way and leaving off things that would be obvious otherwise. Tl;dr on the context: Jamila got shrunk on accident by a magical underground smol and now is standing in said smol’s apartment.

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Quite suddenly, Jamila realized that she was alone, for the first time since the unusual events in the church. She took in a deep, shuddering breath and tried to center herself; a difficult task, given that her surroundings were so foreign to her. Granted, there were some similarities to her normal life: she could hear the low murmurs and scrapes of people living in the apartments around this one, and outside in the street somebody called out to somebody else. Inside this apartment, it smelled like soap and paper, and a little bit like burnt toast from breakfast. She could relate well enough.

But that was where the similarities ended. She was standing in her socks in a stranger’s home; more importantly, she was only six inches tall and probably six feet underground. Jamila stifled a shudder and did her best not to think about that bit. There was a whole miniature city down here, somehow, but the idea of being even a little bit under the earth at this size was more nerve-wracking than she wanted to admit.

As was the pressing surrealism of the apartment around her. She took one more glance around the living room, at the oversized materials that should be absolutely tiny to her, and willed herself to get used to them. She wasn’t getting back to a normal, human size today, apparently, so being uneasy wouldn’t do her any good.

Easier said than done.

She walked over towards an open archway, assuming it led to the kitchen and intending to get herself a well-deserved cup of water. The sight of the kitchen, however, drew her up short. It didn’t look like a miniature version of a regular kitchen, but it didn’t lack in facilities either; instead, it looked to her like some kind of DIY plumbing experiment. An enormous (well, not enormous, but larger than expected) pipe protruded from the wall over a plastic basin that she guessed must be the kitchen sink. As with almost everything in the house, it looked like it had been repurposed from something else, the curve of it uneven and torn, as if it had been cut from something originally much larger. It probably had.

The “sink” was built into some cabinets, no two doors or materials the same, with a countertop stretching across. On the counter were a couple of peanuts (they looked as big as footballs!), an assortment of wooden and metal utensils that all looked handmade, and some kitchen rags that had frayed edges suggesting they were similarly cut from a larger cloth. The shelves were likewise cobbled together, and Jamila opened one experimentally just to see how the large, bulky hinges worked. She saw a stack of flat, golden-yellow foodstuffs, and only after staring for a long moment realized they were pieces of a potato chip that had been broken apart and organized. They each were as big and thick as tortillas. Disconcerted once more, she closed the cabinet.

The table offered no solace, especially once she noticed that it was built on an empty spool of thread. The chairs looked like they were made of toothpicks – actual toothpicks – and the hearth beside them had some coals that had long since cooled off. She supposed a flame was a bit hard to maintain at this size; and these miniature underground people – inlumini, as Zain had called her own kind – probably didn’t care much for bright lights. Zain hadn’t even wanted to walk into a ray of sunshine earlier. Then again, Zain could see in the dark, so Jamila supposed it was a bit of a wash.

Much as her idea of getting water was turning out to be. Frowning, Jamila realized she would have to figure out the tap, and also find a cup. She began opening cabinets, trying to ignore the bizarre versions of food within in lieu of finding anything she could drink water out of. In the third cabinet she found an assortment of cups, thankfully. No two matched, and they all had thicker walls than she was expecting, but they were undeniably being used as cups.

She pulled one out and turned it over in her hands, trying to figure out what it had been before a tiny lady added it to her kitchen. After a moment she got it- it looked like the cap that might come on a bottle of tacky glue, or something similar.

And she was about to use it as a cup. Her life really had taken an abrupt turn for the bizarre.

Setting the plastic cup on the counter, Jamila squared off against the pipe sticking out over the kitchen sink. She could figure this out. She practically had to, or Zain was sure to make some comment, and frankly Jamila could do without.

There was really only one lever, and it was a lever, not a tap or a knob. Jamila hesitantly pulled on it, flinching as water all but burst out of the large pipe, splashing into the plastic basin, gurgling down the drain, and getting the front of Jamila’s nice peach blouse a little too wet. The size of the droplets alone was a shock. Jamila hastily pushed the lever back, until the rush became a much more manageable trickle, and filled her cup before shutting the water off again.

She hurried back to the couch in the living room and sat down, taking a shaky sip from her water. Maybe she should just stay here until Zain got back from the medic; although, hopefully that would be after her shirt dried off.

[quill-of-thoth]

Letters from Watson: A Case of Identity

Crimes in Context: financial abuse, again. Here we have financial abuse of adult daughters / stepdaughters again, with James Windibank being the non-murderous, less wealthy counterpart to Dr. Roylott. We also have a more than typical amount of sexism regarding whether Mary Sutherland has a right to know what Holmes has deduced about her problem, which may also be compounded with classism, especially when one considers that Miss Helen Stoner and Miss Mary Morstan were given much more information regarding their cases - which, though more dangerous, were not entirely dissimilar, since both of them were being denied monetary support that they were entitled to. So why is Mary Sutherland denied the information she sought? I posit that it is the same reason that Watson is so uncomplimentary about her appearance: she's lower class. Helen and Mary Morstan were the children of not just british soldiers, but officers, meaning that their fathers were gentlemen. Mary Sutherland is the daughter of a tradesman - one that clearly supported the family well, but by definition not a gentleman. The concept of who was, and was not, a gentleman is fluctuating and through my research not strictly defined, but the common factors by the 1880's and 1890's appear to have been blood and education. A Peer (Duke, marquess, earl, viscount, baron) is automatically a gentleman, though superior to other gentlemen in rank and importance. A non-peer member of the nobility, for example Lord St. Simon, is also a gentleman, below peers but above non-nobles. All other gentlemen are judged based on their education or profession: being educated at a public (read: open to anyone who can pay) school in latin and the classics, and entering into a profession of some amount of prestige, made Watson and Holmes gentlemen regardless of how little money they may have had to split between them in 1881.

Mary Sutherland's father was a plumber and possibly additionally a gasfitter, i.e. someone who installs gas (presumably for gas lighting) in people's homes, or who inspects and repairs such installations. Gas, needing to be piped in via, well, a pipe, would of course be the concern of either a plumber or someone who had experience in plumbing and specializing in gas. Sutherland was probably part of a fraternal order of gasfitters (hence the standing invitation to the gasfitters' ball), which was common within trades at the time. These organizations were not quite a guild in the pre-industrial sense, or a union in the modern sense, but they were focused on mutual aid between members of the same profession, whether that was assisting widows and orphans of their members, coordinating somewhat standardized prices for their trade, or civic participation in terms of organizational events like an annual ball, participation in charity, or forming clubs that had nothing to do with the actual trade, such as a choir or a walking club. Her stepfather is some type of salesman or merchant, which as far as I can tell isn't a gentleman, but isn't automatically not a gentleman. Possibly Mr. Windibank has aspirations of being considered a gentleman via promotion in his profession and earning money, which would explain his haste to sell the plumbing business at a sub-par rate, and his "superior" attitude. These facts likely explain why Holmes and Watson, who trusted in the bravery and understanding of their gentlewoman clients, did not trust in the intelligence of Mary Sutherland, because modern prejudices regarding the capabilities of people according to their social class were definitely descended from these attitudes. In addition, the notion that a person's appearance and physical abilities were connected to their character was very strong. Mary Sutherland, who is nearsighted to the point of disability and is apparently not a snazzy dresser, and who moreover is not necessarily beautiful, has been dismissed out of hand. On the other hand, the selection of this case for Watson's writings, early on in his short story career, may indicate that he later thought better of it and decided that if Miss Sutherland recognized her case, he could tell her that her mother and stepfather had been taking advantage of her years after the fact.

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Testing: Phase Two

O5 wants to see firsthand how I'd handle myself in a legitimate breach. Lucky for them, and unlucky for me... Big Brother woke up and chose violence. He trashed his quarters, is chasing the guards around, classic Abel on a rampage. All because Agent Dimitriov had to take a few days to say good bye to his dying mother. So, into the Semetic dragon's den go I. Honestly... I have a bad feeling about this, kids.

Great. He was doing so well. Then, sadly, Dimi lost his mom. Thus, Abel is now tearing apart the killing corridor piece by piece. Just in time for O5 to see just how much I learned from Big Brother. So, it's just me going in. Clef is livid. He's trailing behind myself and the O5, shouting at them.

"You can't be serious, sending Rabbit in alone. And unarmed? She's not ready. You're not throwing her into the deep end, you're throwing her to a very angry shark." At this, O5-12 spins on his heel.

"Do you have a better idea on determining if our Rabbit can swim? Besides, this line of reasoning is almost comical coming from you, Dr. Clef. Are you, or are you not, known for "simulating" type Green attacks in your classes?"

"Yeah, but-"

"This is no different. Rabbit can do this. We have faith in her. Now, stop coddling her and let her get on with it. Proceed with testing, Dr. Snow." I swallow my nerves and approach the doors. Just before I go in, Clef stops me.

"Be careful, Snowbunny. I'd hate to have to find a new assistant, you're a tough act to follow." I force myself to smile before I answer.

"No worries, I'll be fine. But... if I survive I think I earned takeout."

"Done. Try not to die, Snowbunny." A quick hug, a passing kiss on the cheek, and... into the mouth of hell I go. I try not to wince when the doors close behind me.

I reach the killing corridor proper, and don't even get to wince before Big Brother is swinging at my head with a kopesh. I teleport behind him, kick him down. Then, he gets up and tackles me. He punches my head, but finds only the steel plating where I was. I stab him in his left leg with an ice shard. Bad call. He just yanks it out, flings it back at my head. I duck, it shatters. Before I can recover, I'm dodging a flurry of punches while trying to hit him back. This... is going to get me killed. But... if I can pull this off, it might take some of the fight out of Abel. While I'm trying to fight off his attacks, he's managed to not only expose a very handy piece of steel plumbing pipe, he's also thoughtfully disconnected a large segment of it, about two meters. Bit heavy, but... I manage to levitate it and swing it as hard as I can. Abel tumbles off me, holding his head. Before long, he recovers. He's slower, so at least I concussed him. I take my chance to see if I can snap him out of it.

"SCP 076-2, WHAT IN THE KENTUCKY FRIED FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?"

Shit. Forgot my voice also got power upgrades. He looks like I just flash-banged him point blank. His dagger clatters to the floor. Awareness dawns on him like a sunrise.

"You... screamed at me. Did... oh, (untranslatable), I might have made a mistake."

"Yeah, but it's fixable. No worries. Sorry." I grab Abel's shoulder, give it a gentle squeeze. "Hey, Dimi will be back in two days. That's 48 hours. You made it twice that before today. I know you miss him, this just isn't how to handle it."

"You are, as always right, Little Sister. This is all new to me."

"It's okay. Just... maybe ask to use the Rage Cage next time?"

The intercom crackles by the door.

"Wait... when did we get a Rage Cage? Oh, you mean the Room of Self Replicating Porcelain Plates? How do you know about that? That's Level 4 clearance, Dr. Snow." There's quiet murmuring behind O5-2. "Dr. Clef's assistant, in charge of Anomalous Enrichment Protocol? Oh,.. yeah. Fine. We will authorize 076-2 for the Rage Cage. But! No more rampages, understood?"

"Understood."

"Good."

"O5-2, sir? Request permission to escort 076-2 to the Rage Cage to... calm down, give the E-Class a chance to straighten up in here. I'll keep a very sharp eye on him."

"See that you do, Dr. Snow." Abel consents to being strapped down for transport. As this is happening, and can take a bit due to multiple multiple straps, I step into the hall. O5-11 is talking to Clef, waiting.

"I knew you'd handle things, Dr. Snow. And, Dr. Clef? Fire her and the Red Right Hand will shoot you."

"Wouldn't dream of it, sir. In a way... I think I owe O5-6 some whiskey for hiring her." This had me smiling despite the pain creeping in from where Abel hit me. Ugh. Thank 343 it was mostly fists on his end. Even still, I'm going to be black and blue all over by nightfall. But... no, I didn't die. Sure, no amount of makeup will cover the huge bruise I'm sure is forming on my left jawline, but I survived, somehow.

[wereplant]

Verminous Dread-Mage

Begins with 1d6x10 tokens and d4 omens

HP: Toughness +d4

Arcane Deformity, d6:

1. Twisted, goat-like horns adorn your skull.

2. Your “tail” is a nonvenomous snake fused to your spine.

3. Like a living tumor, a parasitic twin dangles weakly from your warty flesh.

4. You have a grotesque, human-like face.

5. Squirming tendrils hang on your chin as if you had a slimy beard of worms.

6. Your torso and limbs are arranged like a rat-centaur.

Abilities

Erudite, roll 3d6+2 for Presence.

Decrepit, roll 3d6-2 for Strength.

Ordinary starting equipment plus one random scroll (Ruin). Roll d4 on the weapon table and d2 on the armor table. You also begin with one of the following:

1. Sublime Revelation of Noxio Festra: An eyeball plucked from the socket of a recently slain sorcerer. You may gouge out one of your own eyes (d4 damage) and replace it with this slimy, putrescent orb. Doing so allows you to see through darkness, as well as camouflage or invisibility effects. After d4 hours, your own eye grows back and pushes the replacement out of your skull.

2. Withered Witness: The mummified corpse of an ancient cat. Though it appears dead, the cat will yowl loudly whenever a nearby creature tells a lie. The cat can be convinced to hold its tongue (Presence test DR 14), but it will always ask for something in return. Any creature that fails to uphold their part of the bargain suffers an Arcane Catastrophe.

3. Sewer Jack’s Lament. What once may have been some sort of plumbing implement has been crudely bound to a copper pipe and adorned with various baubles. Though not especially lethal in close combat (d3 damage), it grants +1 to defense tests when you wield it. In addition, you can spend a use of your Powers to unleash a crackling bolt of green lightning with a DR 10 Presence test (d8 damage).

4. Pelt of Elfenkind A shawl made from the soft, velvety skin of an arrogant (and unlucky) elf. When you don the pelt, you leave no tracks, or any other trace behind, when traveling and you are immune to sleep effects, magical or otherwise. Elves who see the shawl will attack anyone wearing it on sight and fight to the death.

5. Sadist’s Quill: This odd feather quill produces its own ink through unknown means. When pressed against the flesh of a humanoid, the quill can be used to write a new scroll, the effects of which the GM must agree to. Once written, the scroll must be harvested from the flesh with a sharp object (dealing 6 points of damage) within an hour or the ink vanishes. The scroll can only be used once per day.

6. Book of the Binding Chain: A weathered tome covered in sigils, written in an archaic language that’s indecipherable to mortal eyes…save for a single page. Once per day, you can perform a summoning ritual from the book with a DR 12 Presence test. If successful, the book produces a hideous imp (7 HP, Attack/defense DR 10, claw/bite d4) capable of performing menial tasks and even defending you, albeit begrudgingly. Should you fail the test, you take d4 damage and take -2 to your next roll as the book drains away part of your wretched soul.

A note on Imps: Be forewarned! Though imps are often low in the ranks of Hell, they may not always be and they remember those who have done them harm. Few creatures in this or any dimension are as vicious and vengeful as a slighted imp.

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