#double the cuddle and also if one gets destroyed there’s a backup

[obstinaterixatrix]

I have a friend whose favorite series is a•t, which, Yknow, I am trying so hard to be polite about having extremely different tastes. but I cherish & support her and when it comes to bday presents I’m either waiting for someone to express a need/want for smth during any time of the year & just buying it & going ‘happy early/late birthday’ OR I’m planning months in advance (& sometimes collaborating w/ folks) for The Perfect Present but I can never bring myself to get something I’m halfhearted on… I’ve been on & off scrolling thru mercari/ebay/amazon/aliexpress and feeling very Eh abt the quality/size/price and was almost close to just getting two small cheap but cute plushies (13 cm & 10 cm :/), then on ebay I saw smth that was 20cm (good size) and actually very cute, but it was like $50 for the plush & $20 for shipping and while I cherish my pal I am not dropping $70 on a plushie (AND ESPECIALLY NOT ON A•T MERCH). so I do a exact match search of the specific brand and find one (1) online store selling it for $20 (incl shipping) (they’re having a 20% off sale). which is suspiciously low so I made sure to look up reviews outside the site & it looks legit, so I’m gonna buy it & hope that even if it’s not legit it’ll be an acceptable quality bootleg, and if it isn’t even that then I still have a month and a half to get one of my backup plans. in a week we’ll see if I get a Perfectionism Win.

[headoverjojo]

Passione with short fem s/o who’s not afraid to punch them in the gut~ 👀

*rubs hands*I was waiting for this

(Under the cut for lenght!)

Bruno Bucciarati

Zipper Dad intensified with his small s/o. He’s just terrified by the thought of losing her and so he tends to be overprotective. He never, ever, sends her alone on missions and he preferably goes with her. If he can’t –just because he’s already on mission- then he sends her with Mista or Abbacchio, people who can protect her. Saying that she’s pissed off it’s an understatement. She’s a member of Passione, she passed Polpo’s test, she’s not a damsell in distress!

She’s more than determinated to show to her Capo and lover that she’s worth of her rank. She, then, starts to secretely train in self defence and boxe, in order to fight good even without stand. One day, she’s out on mission with Bruno and the enemy’s stand is too strong both for her and Bruno’s stands. They have to fight in the old way.

Bruno reliates more on agility and speed, so he charges first the enemy. Her s/o stays behind, waiting for an opportunity. When she finally sees a weak spot on the enemy, she charges

too. Before Bruno can stop her, she throws her punch directly in the enemy’s gut, knocking him down, in front of Bruno’s shocked eyes. She stares at him, proud, with her fists on her hips and a cocky smile. “Now you can stop babysitting me, Capo. I’m more than enough to take care of myself!” Bruno finally looses himself in a little laugh, going to her and kissing her forehead. “I know, but I’ll always be worried. Not because I don’t believe in your capacities, but because I love you.” She blushes at his statement, but she’s nonetheless proud of herself and of Bruno, who has understood that coddling her was never necessary.

Leone Abbacchio

As Bruno, Leone is overprotective towards his small s/o. He has lost too much in his life, he couldn’t even imagine his life without her. He keeps her by his side every time and almost growls when even the others of the

team are accidentally too harsh with her. She rolls her eyes, every time she

sees him getting protective: she can defend herself alone, thank you very much!

Since he’s really taller and bigger than her, he tends to always draw to himself the enemies’ attention in order to let her out of the fight and so protect her. She’s pissed about it and, even if they fought a lot on the topic, he still does it. He can’t restrain himself: when he sees her even in a light danger, he throws himself in front of her, not caring about his life or safety.

One day, the danger was too much for him and he was knocked out. He could just watch, barely conscious, his s/o being charged and her powerful punch in the enemy’s gut, then all became dark. The next thing he remembers is to have woken up in his s/o thin arms and her tears stained face. She hugged him tightly, praying him to not do this again, never more, because she could defend herself alone, but she couldn’t go on without him. Abbacchio finally understood that throwing his life away is not a good way to protect his s/o and starts to train with her, in order to increase her strenght and their coordination. After that day, they became a real power couple in battle.

Guido Mista

Guido is just so head over heels with his tiny s/o! He finds her adorable and always shamelessy cuddles her. Even the Pistols join Mista, giving her a lot of tiny smooches. She’s happy of these attentions, but less happy about her treatment in battle. Even if she’s not weak, she is always put aside for her safety’s sake. When she tries to join the fight, Mista just shoves her behind again, shutting the targets down with precise bullets and the help of Sex Pistols.

However, on April the 4th Mista’s luck was thrown out the window and he found himself out of bullets. The enemy tried to take advantage of it but they hadn’t considered Mista’s fierce s/o who, seeing his lover in danger, put herself between him and the enemy, just like Mista did so many times for her. Mista could just yell in pure fear before shutting up, staring at his s/o punching the enemy in the gut and then beating the shit out of them.

When she’s done and back to him, Mista hugs her tightly, relieved to see her safe and well. He then laughs, still amazed by her raw strenght and, since then, when they go on mission together, Mista often lets her take the lead and cheers her from the sidelines when she’s beating with raw punches the targets. He’s so proud of his small s/o!

Narancia Ghirga

The boy is going to be so smug about being the tallest in the couple. He just loves it! And it’s a good excuse to scope his s/o on his arms and squeeze her tightly, smooching all her face and laughing with her. He even carries her around for piggyback rides or, when she less expects it, he picks her up and runs around with her on his shoulders screaming a loud “vola, vola, volare via!!” followed by her light scared screamings.

He tends to show off in battles too. He calls out Aerosmith to let her see how cool her boyfriend is –he actually doesn’t do it ‘cause he’s arrogant, but due to a deep lack of self-confidence and fear that she could leave him for someone cooler than him- but, doing this, he doesn’t let her fight at his side. And this pisses her off. She knows that he’s cool and she loves him so much also because of this, but sometimes she’d like to show off as well!

To demonstrate him that she’s not a delicate flower, she challenges him in a training fight. Narancia is surprised by this, but accepts nonetheless. It could be fun! 

Little he knows that his delicate s/o is a pro in self defence. When he approaches her to fight, she, with few moves and a punch in the gut, knock him down. She then sits on his stomach, a smug smile on her lips. “Who’s the delicate flower?" they'd ask, making him grin in total awe.

Pannacotta Fugo

His s/o is everything for him. She accepted him when

His rage bursts really bad when he’s in battle with her.

Purple Haze was hissing and ready to charge the enemies with

Fugo was ashamed by himself, but that day he learned an importand lesson: his

Giorno Giovanna

As Don, Giorno can guarantee to his s/o the maximum

She, however, isn’t a simple civilian: before knowing Giorno

She wanted do demonstrate it to Giorno: she wants him to know that he has not

She offers him a deal: if she can beat him in a loyal

The last thing he expected was her to be well versed in MMA. She submitted him

From that day on, she was free to roam around without a bodyguard and Giorno

BONUS: Trish Una

Usually, Trish stands outside battles, even with Spice Girl

One day, however, while they were on a date, they were

When they were finally safe at home (and Trish called Giorno

[draculaurennn]

CULLIDA

. — Cullida: Send me a ship and I’ll break them DOWN

How did they they meet?

They met when the Conclave totally destroyed itself! And everyone was picked out of the rubble, including Cressida and her sister, Vesta. So, technically, they met in a meeting room after she regained consciousness. 

Who developed romantic feelings first?

Probably Cressida, surprisingly. Attractions for Cullen aside, Cressida has a pretty good habit of letting her mind run with her fantasies, and before you know it she’s known a person for 2 weeks, but in her mind they have a countryside cottage and a dog. 

Who is their biggest “shipper?”

Dorian is probably their biggest “shipper”! He one hundred percent supports all of their drama and Cressida’s weird feelings. Plus, he gets to hear all the fun stuff on the side.

When did they have their first kiss and under what circumstances?

The siege on Haven. Cullen kissed her before they were separated, since death was pretty certain. 

Who confessed their feelings first?

Cressida! Since they didn’t die in Haven, she confronted him about it pretty soon after they arrived at Skyhold. And then persisted. And pestered. 

What was their first official date?

Cressida dragged him off to a pastry shop she likes when they were back in Val Royeaux. She considers that their first official date, even if he doesn’t. 

How do they feel about double dates/group dates?

Cressida doesn’t like them, really. She likes to spend time with everyone as a group, but when it comes to dates, she likes the alone time. Cullen may like the comfort of a crowd better. 

What do they do in their down time?

LOL. Who has downtime when you’re running around Thedas, saving people from demons and rifts? Cullen never seems to have down time; he finds a way not to have it. Cressida doesn’t have much down time, but when she does, she likes to spend it reading. Even if Cullen is too busy for her, she’ll sit in his office to read. 

What was the first meeting of parents as an official couple like?

Cressida’s meeting of Cullen’s family was amazing. They loved her, she loved them, she liked to joke that she was the new child and Cullen had to give up his bunk. However, her father is dead and her mother is a tart, so any meeting with them is really not likely. She wishes it weren’t, though. 

What was their first fight over and how did they get past it?

I think, logistically, their first fight would be over Cressida doing something reckless, more than likely falling into the Fade. She tends to do those things for Vesta or the others, and while her thought process is solid in her mind, it probably is difficult for others who can’t just read her mind. Since there was a very real chance they could have died in there, Cullen likely would have brought up the ignorance of the situation, even if she doesn’t see any of that as her fault. (And, really, it’s probably more panic than placing blame). Some air and a chance to process it would make it better. Also, Cressida looks great in apology lingerie. 

Which one is more easily made jealous?

Cressida. It’s all fun and games in Orlais until someone gets too personal picking on her commander, and then it’s claws out. 

What is their favourite thing to get to eat?

Breakfast! Cressida loves sweet morning pastries and oats, and Cullen likes savory breakfasts with egg, so it’s the easiest time for them to get to sit and eat together. 

Who’s the cuddly one? What their favourite cuddling position?

Cressida, again. She likes to be inside his fur with him, but he doesn’t let her do that a lot.Are they hand holders?Under the table. There’s never enough time for things like that, though. 

How long do they wait before sleeping together for the first time? What’s the circumstances?

That’s a hard question, because Cressida has been trying to lure him foreverrrrr. A nice, beautiful, starry night at Skyhold is a great time, especially after you tell someone you love them and you’re here for them through the worst of it, as long as you can be there for the best, too. 

Who tops?

wrooowww, definitely depends on the mood. Cressida’s the devil’s power bottom. 

Who does the shopping and the cooking?

somebody else. (In a nice, alternate world where they get to take time to shop and cook, they’d do it together.)

Which one is more organized and prone to tidiness?

Cullen. Cullen has a lot more work to deal with, and he’s not unorganized or ill-prepared, but Cressida is surprisingly methodical.

Who proposes?

Cressida is an old-fashioned lady in some respects. She’ll wait for Cullen to propose, even if it kills her.

Do they have joined Bachelor/Bacheloette parties or separate?

Separate. He needs a guys night, to have a steak and drink and laugh. And she needs to have a reality tv style meltdown on principle, or it isn’t a bachelorette party. 

Who is the best man/maid of honour? Any other groomsmen or bridesmaids?

Her sister, Vesta, is the maid of honour whether she likes it or not. Dorian is the emergency backup maid of honour, but he probably makes sure things get ordered. The best man ? Bull and Cassandra share it. 

Big Ceremony or Small?

Medium? They definitely don’t want all of Thedas.

Do they have a honeymoon? If so, where?  

Cressida would be really tempted to go to the Orlesian coast or spend time in the countryside, but ultimately she’d probably make them go stay with Cullen’s family.

Do they have children? How many?

Two ! Their names are Analiese and Pearl, and they’re beautiful, perfect, wonderful, golden goddesses.