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thunder-jolt · 1 year

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The Go Nagai Linkers and their Links (+ Lorraine Venkman and John Wilkes and their Links, too) as Vines: the Return...

Hyeong: AAAH!

John: AH! Stop, I could’ve dropped my croissant!

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Cutie Honey: *referring to Akira Fudo and Ryo Asuka* And they were roommates!

D: *deadpan* Oh my god, they were roommates.

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Sayaka: *exhausted from a fight* Then he just dropped in and smacked him, “KOOLPAH!”, dropped down, said “BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-”

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Qiao or Lorraine: Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book.

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Orphen: *to Lorraine* Do you ever like wake up, and then you do something and it was like “What the he- Fuck is going on?”

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Mirai or Lorraine: You don’t know, you know what is good! You don’t know! You don’t know me! You don’t know ME-

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Mirai: Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does.

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Hyeong: Rosita... I have something to tell you.

Rosita: What is it, Hyeong?

Hyeong: Rosy... I got an *robot speech* A-BOR-TION.

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John: Hi, my name’s John, welcome to Pizza Hut *exhales*... Let me guess, pizza? *faints*

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Devilman: Thought you were bae, turns out you’re just a fam.

Ryo Asuka: Akira...

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Qiao: *plays “SAIL” on the piano*

Hyeong: SAIL! *crashes piano*

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Ryo Asuka: *looking at the Go Nagai Characters/Links* A nice, typical ‘Go Nagai’ dinner...

Ryo Asuka: Hmhm- *looks over to then see Orphen and D beside him*

Ryo Asuka: AAAAH-

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Lorraine: *how she decided hiking should be her other hobby* When there’s too much drama at school, all you gotta do is... Walk away.

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Orphen: This one’s to end racism!

*throws ball into hoop, but misses instead*

Orphen:

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Qiao: Hey, you okay?

John: Yeah, I’m lately I’ve been able to “think straight”...

John’s Mind: Balls, two guys, dick, hold hands, dude’s butt, play naked, wiener-

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Some bully: Heh, you can’t sit with us-

Hyeong: Actually, Megan, I can’t sit ANYWHERE, I have-

Hyeong: *puts on sunglasses* Hemorrhoids.

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Orphen: *trying to sing* But I woke up, everydaaa- *voice cracks* AAAAYY- *presses his throat* Oh shit.

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Mirai: I do love working here, it’s just- We all have a lot of laughs. Hmhm.

Mirai: *with Ryo Asuka speaking through her* Fuck off, Honey. I’m not going to your fucking baby shower-

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Sayaka: Hey, I’m lesbian.

80s Devilman chibi: I thought you’re Japanese-

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*repairing the Mazinger*

Kouji Kabuto: Yeah, go ahead and pull it there.

Qiao: *grabs the wire Kouji offered him*

Kouji: Thanks, man.

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D: Did you wash the dishes?

Orphen: I thought you wanted to do that?

D: Hmhm. *tilting his head sideways, menacingly* You were wrong.

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Hyeong: A potato flew around my room before you came-

*potato spinning faster*

All the Go Nagai Linkers: AAAAAAHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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Background voice: It’s gonna eat you.

Devilman: Oh my god, Devibi-

80s Devilman chibi: Wha-?

Devilman: Oh my god-

80s Devilman chibi: HUH-

Devilman: Oh my god,

80s Devilman chibi: *fearfully screams*

Devilman: Oh my god, DEVIBI-

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D: There’s only one thing worse than a rapist.

D: *pulls paper from a board that Orphen is holding up, revealing the word ‘child’ above the word ‘rapist’* Boom.

Ryo Asuka: A child.

D: No-

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Devilman: Ryo, look! It’s the good cush!

Ryo Asuka: This is the dollar store. How good can it be?

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Sayaka: ACCEPT YOURSELF! LOVE YOURSELF! ACCEPT YOURSELF!

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John: How’d you knew what was coming for me?

Mirai: That’s my OPINION!

John:

Ryo Asuka and D:

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Enma-kun: *to 80s Devilman chibi* Devi! Do you want the ball? *yeets the balls*

80s Devilman chibi: *yeets himself*

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Orphen: *to 80s Devilman chibi* You can’t go! No-

80s Devilman chibi: *has his head squeezed between the door opening and the door itself*

Orphen: I’m sorry- You can’t go!

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Devilman: *singing her love for Miki Makimura* I love you, beeetch.

Miki: *trying not to laugh in amusement* Oh my god...

Devilman: I ain’t never gonna stop loving you, beeetch.

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John: *ready to talk about how he and D met for the thousandth time in a row* So uh basically, I was doing this, uh-

Lorraine: *bonks him with the “No horny” bat*

John: Ah fuck- I can’t believe you done this!

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Rosita: *making macaroni and cheese*

Hyeong: That’s what good pussy sounds like.

Rosita: ¡¿DISCULPE?!

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Mirai: Hey, yo, cut the music, cut the music. Someone left an ice cube on the floor, it melted, and now my sock is wet- *pulls out a gun* Who the fuck wanna die-?

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Rosita: Okay, class. Let’s take role... *looks at her board* *squints* Ah, shithead?

Student: IT’S SHI-THEAD!

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Qiao: Welcome to physics.

Kouji Kabuto: *makes an explosion*

Qiao: WAAAAAAAAAAAOH- HOLY MOTHER-

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Hyeong or Enma-kun: It’s summer! I got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fuckin’ party- *head gets bonked*

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*while Orphen is on his journey, with Cleao Everlasting and Majic Lin, and the newly-added D, before the main events of Shounen Jump Power Linkage*

Cleao: *greeting D* Hi.

D: *deadpan* Ok.

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Hyeong: Hyeong here, on college street, with a tanuki, at shopper’s DRUG MART!

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Orphen: Hey, has anyone told you that you look like Cleao Everlasting?

Mirai: No, they usually tell me that I look Mirai Asuka.

Orphen: Who the hell was that?

Mirai: Me, bitch-

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*D and John on the bus*

John: *reaches and touches D’s hand*

D: *swipes his hand away*

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Hyeong: Smack cam!

Mirai: BITCH, I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO! YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I’D TELL YOU THAT!

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Qiao: *asleep*

Hyeong: *pours water on his face*

Qiao: *wakes up confused* Hello?

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D: *walks into the room*

Volcan and Dortin: *jumpscare him*

D: *startled before calming down* I’d kill you if you do that again, not worried about it.

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*Orphen and Cleao at their wedding because they’ve gotten married*

Guest: I brought you some incense.

Orphen: Thank you.

Mysterious Guest: And I brought you mur.

Orphen: Thank you...?

Mysterious Guest, revealed to be Shadius: MurDER!

Orphen: Shadius! NOO-

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*watching some deer outside*

Devilman: *sneezes louder than a thunder jolt*

The deer: *running away*

Ryo Asuka: Nice, Akira...

Devilman: I SNEEZED! Oh, I’m not allowed to sneeze-?

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Mirai: If I had wings, like this dove. I’d fly, fly away *yeets dead dove into the air* and be at rest. *dead dove crashes into the ground*

Everyone: OHHHH...

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*in front of a flock of Basan*

Hyeong: Look at all those chickens!

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D: Hello, are you the owner-?

Shadius: *bawling his eyes* Of a lonely heart, heh.

D: Oh...

Shadius: *plays “Owner of a Lonely Heart”...*

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*music plays*

John: Oh! *referring to D* This is my jam! This is my- Turn that gob off. *music turns off* This is my jam...

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Hyeong: Hey, I got an 87, whatcha got-

Shadius: Turn around and die.

Everyone else: ???

Shadius: Turn around and die-

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Ryo Asuka: So you’re hanging out with Enma-kun, aren’t you?!

Devilman: R-Ryo, it’s not what you think!

Ryo Asuka: I won’t hesitate, bitch! *turns into Satan*

or alternatively...

Azalie: So you’re hanging out with D, aren’t you?!

Orphen: A-Azalie, it’s not what you think!

Azalie: I won’t hesitate, bitch! *turns into a dragon again*

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John: *coughs*

Mirai: Hi John, you’re sick?

John: Yeah, do you think I could get some chicken noodle soup?

Mirai: No, just fucking shut up and die slowly, okay?

John: Okay...

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Hyeong: *singing* Two bros~ Chilling in a hot tub~

*camera pans over to D and John sharing a hot tub*

Hyeong: Five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay-

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Mirai: WHAT DID YOU SAY?! What did you say?

Lorraine: We’re asking the same! What did ye say, again?

Mirai: I said whoever threw that paper, your dad’s a whore.

Everyone else: OOOOOOH-

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D: Remember that time I liked you?

Shadius: No?

D: Good, because it never happened!

Shadius: Oh...

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pufferfishdude · 5 years

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Dororon Enma-kun: Chapter 17

Dororon Enma-kun (‘Ghastly Prince Enma’) was a manga created by Kiyoshi Nagai aka Go Nagai, who created other works such as Devilman, Violence Jack, Cutie Honey and Mazinger Z. The series follows Enma, the young perverted troublesome nephew of the King of Hell, who is tasked by his uncle to recaptured spirits that have escaped from Hell and are running amok on Earth. He’s aided by Yukiko, an ice princess who he has a thing for (and tends to be used for ecchi fanservice from time to time), and his kappa friend Kapperu and the wise old hat-like Chapeauji, who Enma perches on his head. In Chapter 4 they meet and befriend schoolboy Tsutomu, who becomes a member of the cast and the main human character.

It received some spinoffs and a couple of anime adaptations, the most recent one being 2011′s ‘Dororon Enma-kun Meerameera’, which I’ll be covering extensively like with Moeyo Ken episode 11, as it’s based on this chapter here with liberties taken.

This chapter, ‘The Tale of the Truffle Shuffler’, has Yukiko complaining about her weight loss problems as she’s obsessed with not being fat. Tsutomu appears to the heroes and at first they don’t actually recognise him, because as he explains, he’s ballooned suddenly within a day. Tsutomu says that a new student transferred, a ‘gargantuanly plump’ boy named Ushibuta, who he tried to befriend, though Ushibuta rudely says not a chance since he’s thin. When Tsutoma confirms to him that he does want to be friends with him, Ushibuta decides to perform his ability, ‘Copypasta Contact’, hugging him, and the contact results in Tsutomu “gradually packing on jelly-roll after jelly-roll” as we see at the end of the poor boy’s flashback, with his face starting to plumpen and his belly bulging.

You’ll notice that fat Tsutomu’s proportions change, such as the level of fatness in his fat, the broadness of his shoulders and even his width, though the first page with him here is where we see the most inconsistency.

It’s explained by Chapeauji that Ushibuta is the Truffle Shuffler, a spirit who specifically targets healthy people for him to fatten up. Since Yukiko has a thing for staying in shape here, it’s said she’ll be the bait, something she eventually relents to, though isn’t up for Tsutomu hugging her, fearing his fatness will rub off on her. She goes out running in her exercise outfit, and luckily the plan works, showing us the Truffle Shuffler’s true form, bearing a taller, larger sumo-like body with his hair upright, massive man boobs and a giant stomach sticking out. Enma defeating the Truffle Shuffler before he can fatten up Yukiko. It turns out there’s no way to reverse the weigh gain as quickly as it came; all that can be done is exercise and dieting, plain as simple. Tsutomu doesn’t like this, and the chapter ends with Enma setting him on the road to being lean again.

#dororon enmakun #manga #male expansion #fat #weight gain

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thunder-jolt · 1 year

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Every Incorrect Quote/”Based on Vine” with my Go Nagai Linkers; Sayaka, Mirai, Qiao, Rosita, and Hyeong...

Qiao: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF BULLSHIT?! EXCITEMINT MY ASS!

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Sayaka: Are you hungry right now?

Rosita: Not at all.

Sayaka: REALLY?! I’m SO hungry!

Rosita: Then you should probably eat. (I’m sure there’s a restaurant nearby...)

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*Just Dance by Lady Gaga plays, Mirai Asuka drives in, and lowers the music’s volume*

Mirai: It’s Britney, bitch.

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Qiao: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Hyeong: I, shaved my eyebrows.

Qiao: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Hyeong: I don’t know.

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Sayaka: Violets are blue, Roses are red-

Hyeong: *sees Enma-Kun’s death* YO, HOLY SHIT HE DEAD!

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Mirai: Photobombing is so 2014, stop it YA STUPID, FUCKING DINOSAUR!

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Sayaka: Story time! *introduces the Go Nagai Linkers* Only one of them can strike the mightiest of poses.

Mirai: *tries her best to pose*

Rosita: *poses like a female sports star*

Hyeong: *does a split*

Sayaka: Oh shi-

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Rosita: I DON’T WHAT YOU’RE ON- *Hyeong burns an evil corporation’s building, full of people inside* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YOU BETTER STOP! STOP!

Hyeong: Woah!

Rosita: BITCH STOP! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!

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Sayaka: I love you!

80s Devilman chibi: I rove rou!

Sayaka: I love you!

80s Devilman chibi: I ROVE ROU!

Sayaka: I love you!

80s Devilman chibi: I ROVE ROOUUU!

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Hyeong: Hey, you sell crack here?

Mirai: Hm. I wish, but no.

Hyeong: Oh.

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Some girl: So is this gonna be a thing? Me and you?

Hyeong: Uhhhh...

Some girl:

Hyeong: Uhhhh...

Some girl:

Hyeong: MY DICK FELL OFF!

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Mirai: You wanna make out?

Sayaka: No. (Not right now...)

Mirai: *internally crying* Me neither, I wanna go to sleep. *snores*

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Rosita: Hi, welcome to Chili’s.

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Devilman, roasting Shadius: His hair? WACK! His jewelry? WACK! His foot stance? WACK! The way that he talks? WACK! The way that he doesn’t like to smile? WACK! Me? I’M TIGHT AS FU-

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Rosita: Every kiss starts with K!

Ryo Asuka: Actually, every kiss starts with consent.

Rosita: Go back to your linker, Mirai. *sprays water*

Ryo Asuka: God damn it-

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Hyeong: Hey girls, and Qiao! I’M HOME!

Rosita: Oh how ni- OH GOD!

Qiao: What in?

Mirai: Oh fu-

Sayaka: Eheheh... Uh, Hyeong? Who or what’s that you got there?

Hyeong: *sipping a boba while holding a leash that holds a giant-ass centipede* A boba! And I got Jo-Jo-Joey!

Rosita, Sayaka, Mirai, and Qiao: *unsure* Uh-huh...

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Ryo Asuka, seeing it all go down in Singapore and seeing Shadius: I’m disgusted. I revolted. I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior: Go Nagai, AND THIS IS THE STUFF WE GET?!

Qiao: I just had a burst of energy and I think it's my body's last "hooray" before it completely shuts down...

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Rosita: They're right there.

Mirai: What the fuck is this?

Rosita: Watch your profanity...

Mirai: (replaces Mirai's voice for Ryo's dub voice from the 80s Devilman dub) I don't give a shit.

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Rosita: *walking* *turns her head* Hazzzt!

One of Hyeong's Yokai (in this case; a Kappa): *sitting on a stack of boxes*

Qiao: Is- Is it real?

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Hyeong: *to Mirai, in an argument* WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, MIRAI?! NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE!? STEP THE FUCK UP, MIRAI!

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Sayaka: How do I start this darned thing?

*Devilman No Uta plays*

Mirai: Man Sayaka, I've been having a bad day- Oh my god, it's our song! IT'S OUR SONG!

Sayaka: *screeches demonically*

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Rosita: Hyeong, get out of the tank.

Hyeong: You ain't my mummy.

Rosita: Get out of the fricking tank, I am your mum. (Mum-figure I may add.)

Hyeong: You ain't my mum.

Rosita: I'm your mum, get out of the ta-

Hyeong: I'M IN A TANK, AND YOU AIN'T!

(this continues before Mirai decides to take the "ordering people out of things" business)

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Hyeong: *narrating, as a tanuki walks in* You got this, Tanny, make him wait for it... Boom.

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Sayaka: Mother-trucker, dude! That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.

Qiao: Watch your profanity.

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Qiao: Rose, they following me, Rose! THEY'RE FOLLOWING ME!

Rosita: OH, OH WHO'S FOLLOWING YOU?!

Qiao: *points to Hyeong's moth yokai* The moths!

Rosita: THE MOTHS?!

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Hyeong: Woah- WOAH! HAHA! HURRICANE KATRINA! More like Hurricane Tortilla~

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Mirai: *beating up a Despairus (Despairiuses is plural, right?)* HATE THIS THIS DAMN ASS BITCH DESPAIR! FUCK THEM! *continues beating it up*

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Mirai: *opens up gift, to see it's an empty book* It's an empty book. Thanks...

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Hyeong: *seeing Sayaka's demon form, amazed* HELL FUCKIN' YEAH!

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Hyeong: OH MY GAAAAAAAAWD! A TORNADO IS FORMIN'! BYE!

Hyeong's Yokai: *demonic screeching* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Hyeong: But we're going shopping!

Hyeong and her Yokai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Qiao: When I say "slavery", you all say "sorry", SLAVERY!

His classmates: Sorry.

Qiao: *internally* It's okay.

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Mirai: *slides across the ice to the reader/self-insert* Good evening.

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Hyeong: I have an idea, imagine this but-

Rosita: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCK!

Hyeong: OH MY GAWD! A SNAKE!

The rest of the Go Nagai Linkers: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

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Hyeong: Back at it again at Krispy Kreme. *does a backflip, breaks sign*

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Rosita: Who wants to get crazy for NEW YEARS!?

The Linkers: YEEAAAAAAAAAAH!

Sayaka: *breaks glass bowl full of ornaments* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Rosita: Welcome to my kitchen... We have bananas and avocadoes...

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Hyeong: The cheese OF TRUTH! *whaps cheese on newspaper* Immigrants cause cancer...

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Qiao: Toss me my keys.

Sayaka: *throws printer* *printer shatters*

Qiao: I said my keys.

Sayaka: I thought you said printer!

Qiao: Why the fuck would I say printer?

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Qiao: *narrating about the 80s Devilman chibi* Even the chibis are one of the most dangerous creatures in the world, so I built this cage to keep them secure so there's no possible- *80s Devilman chibi escapes* Oh my god-

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Mirai: This demon child is definitely on crack right now...

Hyeong: *ball bounces on her head* Yas! *ball bounces on her head again* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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Sayaka: Look it. Look it! It's frickin' bats! I love Halloween.

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Hyeong: MIRAI!

Mirai: *stares deeply into someone's soul* *dabs*

Hyeong: OOOOOOOOOHHHHH!

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Sayaka: Wait, oh yeah, wait a minute, Mr. Postman.

Qiao: Yeeeeeee...

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Hyeong: Heheh, what're you doing?

Sayaka: Dancing.

Hyeong: There's no music playing.

Sayaka:

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Hyeong: *about to prank the 80s Devilman chibi* Hey, I shoved that ball down my pants.

80s Devilman chibi: *drops ball in fear*

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Mirai: We all die, either kill yourself or get killed. *dances* Whatchu gonna do? *dances* Whatchu gonna do?

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Sayaka: *Akira Fudo through Sayaka* Honestly, I don't remember, I was probably fucked up. Yeah, I was crazy back then... Ehehehehh...

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Hyeong: Get to Del Taco! They got a new thing called "Fre Sha Vacado" FRE SHA VA-!

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Meanwhile, the links...

Cutie Honey: Enma-Kun, your speech is so good!

Enma-Kun: OHIDIDN'TEVENREALYTRYTHATMUCH,IT'SJUSTALLIMPROVEAND-

Devilman: OH MY GOD, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE THE FRICKING COMPLIMENT, AAAAAAAAA----

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Kouji Kabuto: Yo, Enma! You want some? *passes an empty can*

Enma-Kun: This bitch empty! YEET! *throws can*

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Devilman: I wanna see my lil boy!

Sayaka: *holds the 80s Devilman chibi* Here he comes!

Devilman: I wanna see my lil boy!

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Rosita or Cutie Honey: Let me see what you have!

Hyeong or Enma-Kun: A KNIFE!

Rosita or Cutie Honey: NO!

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80s Devilman chibi: Who-Ah... Whuah?

Devilman: What does that say, Devi-bi?

80s Devilman chibi: Whuah?

Devilman: NO!

80s Devilman chibi: Whuah?

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Kouji and Devilman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Kouji: That’ll be the last time-

Devilman: NO! DON’T LET GO!

Kouji: I’M DYING! I’M DYING-

Kouji and Devilman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Devilman: So bored...

Enma-Kun: I wish Kouji’s here...

Kouji: HEY GUYS!

Devilman and Enma-Kun: KOUJI!

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Mirai or Ryo: You’re all going to hell. Good bye~

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Sayaka: *to Devilman* You are my DAAAD~!

Chorus: You’re my dad! Boogie-woogie!

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Hyeong: Hey, how much money do you have?

Sayaka: Oh, like 69 cents...

Hyeong: Oh! You know what that means?

Sayaka: *cries* I don’t have enough money for teriyaki chicken...

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Rosita: Um Hyeong, would you read number 23 for the class?

Hyeong: Nah, I can not.

Hyeong: What up? I’m Hyeong, I’m 16, and I never fucking learned how to read.

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Mirai: Psycho Jenny, Psycho Jenny... PSYCHO JENNY! Oh my fucking god, she fucking dead...

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Mirai: *to a Despairus* GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY! *throws Despairus so hard to a wall*

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Hyeong: All I wanted to tell you all is that school’s not important; be who you wanted to be. If you wanted to be a dog, RUFF! Y’know?

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May make two more Linkers that aren’t Go Nagai-related, but all and all, here!

@sundove88 and @shonenlinkage

#shounen jump #shounen jump power linkage #jump force #sundove88 #devilman #mazinger z #cutie honey #enma-kun #dororon enma-kun #dororon enma-kun meerameera #oc #original character #shounenlinkage #jump all stars #based on vine

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