#dorkius

[duckies27]

So C-Squad, huh?

Aleksi is my child and I would protect him with my whole soul, Madeline is the well needed driver, it's always great to see Gus playing, and Chris has found his new home in a goofy character! I cannot wait for more episodes!

[anicehomicidaltree]

My track record of liking pathetic, sad characters continues! I love all of the C-Squad cast but these two goobers are certainly my favorites :]]]]

[whosmarinette]

I want Miles 42 to be an absolute sweetheart and a dork just to mess with the fandom. Like he’s a bit aggressive towards Miles 1610 but like if your exact copy suddenly materialized in your home and went talking to your mom and uncle you’d be weirded out too. I want the whole fandom to sit down and see him be Dorkius McDorksman just to teach ‘em to stop stereotyping black boys.

[acmeoop]

Nerdius Dorkius “K-ACME TV” (1991)

[the-march-hair]

For the kiss meme: 10 & Cosette/Marius?

[a-vamp-and-a-half]

“I,,,do?” They ask pensively, trying to remember a moment they had

A snort escapes them, along with a small snicker “Dorkius Maximus” they say, giggling as it prompts Evan to guffaw, cackling hard as he remembers the prank war

"Exactly!" Bing grins at having make them laugh.

[dorkylittleweirdo]

Do u kno dorkius-maximus??? U have similar urls

I absolutely do know them ;3 lmaoo

And I kNoW that was uNiNtEnTiOnAL but like it hApPeNeD so it really be like that sometimes

@dorkus-maximus

[tinkdw]

Dorkius Maximus

[flower-of-bravery]

"Can I call you Sir Dorkius then?" She will grin and keep grinning.

[holylangdon]

Kisses In The Wind (Jimmy Darling x Reader)

Request: “Hiya, I have a request if that’s ok. I love Jimmy Darling, and I hate that he barely gets any attention anywhere. I was going to ask if you could do a smut of just morning sex .This character is so adorable and I would really appreciate it. Also, I effing love your blog. Your writing style is awesome 💙❤️” - @dorkius-maximus

“Could you do a Jimmy Darling imagine with babygirl&Daddy kink? Lots of fluff but also smutty?😁😁😁💕💕 (I requested this a while back but requests were closed.)” - @haydensmommy2017

“Oof how about some fluffy (smutty ?? Idk man) Jimmy x female!reader one shot? Like where the reader is vv stressed (I'm sure we can all relate to this)” - Anon

“How about a smutty fic (not hcs pls) about my protective boi Jimmy like fluffy n shit my guy” - Anon

Warnings: FEM!READER, daddy kink, cute nicknames (doll, baby girl, cutie), mostly wholesome to be honest

Word Count: 708

A/N: Jimmy sleeps naked and we all know it ok

(worst ending ever. I am so sorry. I didn't know how to end it)

“Baby girl,” Your boyfriend’s warm hand rested on your side, perfectly laying along the contour of your waist. “are you up yet?”

You turned your head to look at him. It was still mostly dark outside, leaving just enough light inside of the caravan for you to see the outline of his features. The sky was purple through the window, golden streaks shining across it. It was almost like a painter's canvas, and it was your favorite time of the morning. Everyone on the grounds was still asleep, and would be for hours. You loved having these lazy Sundays where you and your lover could sleep in and have no plans for the day. It always led to something quite interesting happening.

But he had obviously just woken up, sleep still apparent in his eyes. He was so cute like that, his little tired grin falling across his face. Admittedly, you loved when he woke you up like this. So calm and soft, his kind eyes roaming your body.

“Yeah?” You asked lightly. He laughed, pressing his lips to yours gently. You moaned at the sudden surprise, letting your hands find their way to his messy hair. The kiss was heated and loving, somehow leading to your boyfriend between your thighs. You shivered as his thumb lightly glided across your clit, his mouth leaving sloppy, wet purple marks on the inside of your thighs. The fingers playing with your nipples didn’t help at all. His teasing was driving you crazy.

“Jimmy, please?” Your beg came out as more of a whine, which made him smirk. He gave you a look- that look. You both knew exactly what he wanted. His weakness. “Daddy?”

“There you go, baby.” He muttered, pulling the waistband of your panties down, putting them aside. His hand was gone from your breast, instead your boyfriend was running a finger through your folds. “I love that I can get you worked up so easy. Don't you love it too, baby girl?”

You nodded your head, looking him in his eyes. His fingers dipped into you easily, causing you to choke back a moan. Even though everyone was up and busy, and likely not listening to what’s happening your shared caravan, you didn't want to take the risk of someone hearing you. Jimmy never cared, though. Hell, he’d probably take pride in someone hearing you scream his name, even this early in the morning.

He slowly began to pump his fingers in and out of you, his tongue slowly ghosting over your clit. Your hips involuntary bucked every single time the electric shot through your body, and every time he would push your body down. Jimmy had you close to the edge so quickly, leaving a moaning, panting mess of a girlfriend in front of him. Profanities fell from your lips as his pace got quicker, his fingers going deeper and deeper.

“Please fuck me, daddy,” You whined, eliciting a small grunt from the man. He stood, pulling you to the edge of the bed with ease. He lined his hard cock up with your entrance, pushing himself in in a matter of seconds. The brunette boy’s grip on your thigh tightened as he began to thrust after giving you a second to adjust. You could tell that he was eager.

“Jesus, fuck,” He whispered. You loved when the sweetened profanities fell from his lips. There was something so, so sexy about hearing him, a normally quite reserved man when it came to the curse words. One or two would slip out every so often but that was nearly it. Miss Elsa didn't like that language, so no one much used it. It was reserved for intimate times like this, where the two of you could say whatever you wanted as you lied together.

It wasn’t long before both of you met your inevitable ends. Happy and satisfied, you still laid on the bed. Jimmy groaned lightly, laying down beside you. “Now I’m tired again, darlin'.”

You couldn’t help but laugh at your own question. “You do know it’s Sunday, right? No work today?” And, of course, Jimmy’s response was predictable, and perfectly him.

“Does this mean you wanna go for a round two in a few?” 

[chosenbythecrystal]

"How bout King Dork? Or Dorkius Supreme?"

“Never heard of ‘em.”

[a-very-questionably-unstable-box]

MOBIUS MOBIUS REMEMBER YOU DAFT JEYSKI LOVING DORKIUS!

This is my thirteenth reason, my villain origin story whatever you wanna call it.

[thorkidumpster]

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BeCaUsE i AdOrE yOuR pAGe aNd yOu InTiMiDaTe mE ⚘⚘⚘

oh honey. if only you knew what a Dorkius Maximus i am lmao like one time i ate a Whole Ass Dandelion because i wanted to impress my boyfriend.

it didn’t work

[dltdinfo]

revy meta material

small brain: dltp ch. 68 “rev it up”

medium brain: dltd chapters 320–322 “hello my name is jim”/”dorkius maximus”/”hello my name is revy”

big brain: dltp ch. 423 “deja vu”

galaxy brain: dltp ch. 534 “other m”

[gummi-monkey-archived-blog]

Dorkius Daddicus Shanks Gives Me Life.

[cyanonights]

loved the part he played spyro reignited

oh wait that was me, bc my mom decided to take a showr in thE MIDDLE OF DORKIUS

guys help my moms making me watch morbius