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Fuck him up (if he hurts you)
Characters: Dabi, Fem.(Reader), Toga, Mr. Compress, Giran
Relationship: Dabi and (Reader)
A/N: Hey! Iâm finally done with this one! Whoop! Whoop! It took a little while but Iâm glad its done because to be honest...I really enjoyed writing this, but, I have other things that require my attention. Also! Happy belated bday Dabi!
 As always, PLEASE REBLOG AND LIKE! (ALSO COME JOIN MY VALENTINES EVENT, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS CLICK HERE!)
TW: Threatening, Swearing and Cheating
Does anybody know the stages of getting over your cheating significant other?
It all starts out with denial- how bittersweet that filthy fucking word is-, although it doesnât last long, when once you managed to eat at least five tubs of Ben and Jerryâs ice cream whilst watching the last show of some shitty soap opera, the next stage comes to bite your ass, anger- also known as throwing or burning your exeâs belongings that they left; however, I prefer burning it (they wonât be able to sell it if they come back).
Once those first two (rather tough) stages fly pass, this third one was like hitting the jackpot for me, but probably not for you, as the mental gamble caused lots of sexually frustrated people to bargain- to play the dice, you shall, but even gamblers donât use the âthird time is the charmâ as its utter bullshit- and then--!
OH GOD, HERE COMES FIVE MORE TUBS OF BEN & JERRYâS ICECREAM! THIS ONE IS A REAL KICKER! SOMEBODY HELP ME! THE LIVING ROOM IS FUCKING FLOODING WITH DEPRESSION- Yup, that was you five tubs of ice cream ago, maybe some chocolate might helpâŚ
At last, when the cleaning crew arrived, and you managed to accept- with the sunshine glowing down on your skin after four long stages of shit- with the fresh thought of buying a couple dresses that you saw on sale from that one adorable itty bitty corner shop.
But Iâm not like that.
And hereâs why in (you guessed it) 5 stages.
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1. Discovery.
Rolling their shoulders backwards, a blanket fell backwards as a tall silhouette ghosted from the bedroom door that they left open.
When the bathroom light blinked to life, (y/n) faintly heard the screeching of the door shut on itself. Though, she knew her beloved boyfriend had to go to âworkâ, what she didnât know was who made his phone ping at 7:15 in the morning.
Scooting over to the opposite side of the bed, blankets stuck to sweat-ridden skin as they coiled around her legs similarly to a snake and ensnared them to stay stuck and stationary. The plush pillows tried to lull her back to sleep. However, (y/n) wasnât having any of it.
Reaching out to grab Dabiâs phone- even if he didnât give you permission- the time was as you predicted, though the contents of his notifications bleeping up was something you didnât predict. The background of his lock screen was something to behold as it was a picture of your concentrated form doodling in a sketchbook whilst a pale white cup stood beside two fresh slices of cake.
Shakily revealing the messaging app, there was around four or five unknown contacts, all listed under the peopleâs numbers.
Though one of them caught your eye.
Opening the chatroom, your free hand clutched the blankets.
Dabi is going to regret making you break the way you did that morning.
(He has no choice in doing so.)
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2. Kicking the asshole out.
âTogaâŚ?  C-can you come over, please.â
The TV presented the small-town news that had little to no intervention though that didnât mould the female into a wish less mess where a gentle hand went to work and smooth out ensnared knots. âAre you okay now, (y/n)-chan?â You never heard Toga murmur before, but thatâs the perks of being alive now.
(Y/n) released the trembling bubble of air out of her lungs and into the atmosphere, readying herself for that front door to open. Shaking your head to respond to Togaâs question, a small huff was released out of the other femaleâs chest.
The blonde female knew why you still werenât okay.
Whoever walks through that door will have a profound effect on whatever will happen to (y/n).
However, with the slight nudge of her friendâs hand pinching the side of her sensitive waist, a yelp was released in surprise whereas the blonde villain giggled at the reaction. âYour so easy to scare, (y/n)-chan!â Toga loved to tease you, but in this time frame it wasnât to make you feel uncomfortable but rather the opposite.
She wanted to make your thunder stricken heart rumble with rage in an unknown and bizarre way- but to also remind that you werenât alone-, though, you had this bubbly and extra crazy best friend who brought over too many sweets for your stomach to handle alongside the annoyance that you hadnât noticed Dabiâs strange and desolate nature.
As Toga picked up another opened bag of candy (I think they were âeclairsâ), unwrapped the golden covering as the crinkling plastic fumbled like sparks dancing across the fingers in a tantalising rhythm. In an attempt to grab the bag, Toga was about to throw it across the room so you could get off her because, and I quote âYouâre killing me with your weight!â, how lovely that compliment is for somebody whoâs blood is like a glacier falling apart after a storm chipped the exterior and revealed the icy truth underneath.
And may God cover their eyes, as that chilling sharp edge at the tip of the glacier crumbles under Mother Natureâs will (so does the female when the familiar screech of the door revealing whoever is walking through reaches her ears).
Sluggishly dripping back onto the couch where at least three of the seven stocked up with fluff blankets- wrapped around drooped shoulders- had slid onto the floor, Toga made an effort to pick them up and stuff (piling) them next to the drowsy (y/n).
âIâm home, dollface!â A familiar voice hollered.
When both of the femaleâs heard that voice, there was no turning back to the past.
(Y/n) glanced to a duffel bag next to the couch, then glanced towards the teenagerâs sinking rage as the blondeâs lips started to slip into a scowl.
A step almost turned into two, however, was held back by the puffy eyed female. âC-c-can I handle thisâŚplease?â They whimpered.
Toga really needs to gain a resistance to (y/n) cuteness when sheâs sad.
Grabbing the duffel bag, two slippers shuffled (real smooth) around the couch to enter the hallway that led to the front door. Exactly where Dabi was about to take off his shoes.
âI recommend not taking your shoes off.â The pair of blue eyes looked up in confusion. âWhat? So, I canât take off my own shoes in our home?â It sounded like a tease, but what if there was another meaning behind it?
Dabi, however, knew that familiar look of sharp-edges eyes where the glossy swirling of a singular emotion led to- and his teasing didnât make the situation, heâs found himself in, any more light-hearted.
âThis isnât your home anymore,â Hissed (y/n), where (the fuck) did she get that attitude from?
âWho told you that you can throw me oââ The heavy duffel bag clutched in (y/n) clammy hands thud against Dabiâs chest, where his feet slid against the front doorâs matt- his legs trembled at the impact the bag had on his chest- along with the rising cough that caught up to him after fleeing from a hero.
âNobodyâtold me what to do.â Another sniff ensued, âBut, I figured out the truth.â An eyebrow twitched upwards in anticipation as his hand bawled against his hip.
âThen tell me, whatâs this big ass âtruthâ you figured out?â Retorted the male with turquoise eyes watching her head droop towards the ground to hide something.
Raising it after a momentary pause, she glowered âYouâre a bloody cheater, Touya.â When tears stained the red canvas again.
âOh, so this is what itâs aboutâŚâ Voice as nonchalant as shallow murky river water, âDo you even realise why I did it?â Rolling his eyes, two fingers wormed their way towards a special ring on her left hand before it hit the ground.
âI donât want to know why.â
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3. Jealousy
It was sudden, quick, and loud how Toga came into your (lonely) apartment.
Bang went the door against the wall and crash went the multiple shoes from the shoe cabinet as they thudded against the floor.
â(Y/N)-CHAN! I HAVE GOOD NEWS!â Her shout was louder than the moans you would usually make when it was a pleasurable night with your (new) ex, however you shouldnât dwell on past relationships.
Only moving your eyes slightly from the book gripped tightly in your hands, Toga sauntered over holding a suspiciously large bag, this only led one ping-pong ball bouncing back to another ping-pong ball within the crevasses of your mind.
Placing a ripped piece of paper in the book, it snapped shut, âWho did you kill?â questioned (y/n)- knowing that when Toga finds something, she will resort to violence, no matter the cost-, however the sweet smile presented as a defence for whatever action she committed was enough dull your concern.
 âNot telling ya!â Then getting a knife out- wait, where did that even come from-, Toga stabbed into the black plastic bag and tore it open with many- I mean tons- of clothes sliding out of the bag and becoming a miniature avalanche in the small space that is your living room.
ââŚH-how?â Sputtered (y/n), Toga replied: âBig sisâ Mags let us borrow some of her clothes!â
(Y/n) can only imagine how Toga managed to convince Magne to let her borrow some clothes off her, and by clothes, (y/n) could only assume its short skirts and dresses.
âBut!â Added Toga, âwe have to wait for Mr.C to pop up!â
Great, even Mr. Compress knows about your breakup with Dabi.
âFine.â
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.
Sitting pretty on a kitchen chair, a small brush lightly dabbed a small hint of colour against the rooftop of your eyes. âWhy are we doing this, again?â Murmured the relaxed female as a small dress laid boringly over the torso where it edged closely to showing the backside of her thighs.
Chuckling in response to her inquisitive comment, the villain grabbed liquid eyeliner, although it was smacked out of his hand and replaced with pencil eyeliner matched with a scowl from his subject.
âLiquid eyeliner is cursed, donât get that shit near me.â
âMy, my, even somebody as classy as I wouldnât offensively smack such an objectââ
Oh boy, here we go again.
âShush, I could easily get Big Sis Magne to beat your ass if you use that tone with me, sir.ââ âOh heavens no! I think Magne would pick my side out of the two of us!ââ âOh really now?ââ âI believeââ
Another door slammed open and in stormed Toga in a confident catwalk down the hallway just to profoundly exclaim; âNOPE! SHEâLL CHOOSE ME AS THE CHOSEN ONE!â
Cue the laughter.
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.
.
Before the sun was ready to roll itself out of the closet, the patchwork villain made his way under the thick cover of darkness to a certain brokerâs office.
Pushing it open to let the light of the office room scream in his eyes before he even had the chance to speak, the older male that greeted him, offered him a seat.
âHey Dabi, what brings you here to my humble abode?â Giran spoke out as the glistening cup of coffee placed in front of the wanderer reflected the light into its murky brown ripples. âI need you to trace this number to its origin, and quick.â Anxiously sliding his phone to showcase your number, the broker twitched his brow upwards.
âFirst and foremost, whereâs the cash?â A thick wad of yen slammed against the table.
âHappy now?ââ âVery much so!â Scowling at Giranâs happy chirp, the broker worked his magic on the burner phone to effectively trace the number back to your location, where Dabi soon enough made his way towards the destination you were at.
He doesnât know why heâs doing thisâŚ
Nor why he still keeps the ringâŚ
However, he knows what heâs going to say next.
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4. Â Anger
Simmering and low crackles of something in the kitchen of your apartment awoke the female from her drunken slumber.
What was being made and why does it smell so familiar? The waft of the meal being created swarmed the first stimulant within the hungover mind of yours truly as the wavering warmth rustled around your legs in an unspoken persuasive whisper to stay in bed.
However, curiosity killed the cat and also brought it back.
Two feet tapped the floor in alerted silence.
Tiptoeing across the room, a hand clenched the side of the doorway when two eyes surfed the surroundings outside of her den.
The sizzling stopped, with a small snap of fire going out.
At the same time this happened, it was then when she figured out who was in her kitchen: Him.
Him, with his tall stance that could make for a ladder to climb on or him with his broad shoulders that look like they were bricks squished underneath his skin, where his paired raven hair familiarly spiked up.
âWhat are you doing here?â If it wasnât for the delicious food he was making, then you wouldâve killed him on sight. A lacklustre glance at the female, he uses one of her spatulas to move the bacon from the frying pan onto a plate with plump golden coloured scrambled eggs.
âYou were drunk, I brought you home, and am now making your hangover breakfast.â Placing the plate next to your arm resting against the counter, with another glance in your direction, Dabi made a finishing blow in the words of: âSince you canât cook for shit.â
Oh boy, he knows you too well to expect your immediate reaction: anger.
From the built-up rage that started to stack up from days of unrest (and being bloated because of the several tubs of Bens & Jerryâs ice cream), it all started to splutter out of control.
âOh-- So now your fucking attacking me after the shit you put me through?â
âWhy should you know?â (Y/n) turned sour at his comment, ââWhyâ I should know?!â
From the nearest counter, there was an empty glass. You took advantage of the potential weapon held it up ready for it to slam against the ground.
â(Y/n) -- put the glass down.â Warned the patchwork male.
With the tips of her ears feeling ever so hot, it felt like the pressure escalating within her ears caused only for her protests to be heard even through the pause of silence.
â(Y/n).â A small twitch of one of his feet made (y/n) flinch backwards. âComâ on, I know you donât want to hurt me.â He took another step toward, her grip tightened on the glass cup.
âDo you even know why Iâm here?â
âNo,â Moving her hand higher, Dabi took another step forward, (Y/n) took another step back, âAnd I donât want to knoââ Blubbering a bit of salvia as the female attempted to speak, though it was incoherently heard through squished cheeks.
âListen, for fucks sake,â Electric blue eyes pierced into your soul like a spear, itâs quite hilarious: You once loved those blue eyes of his, you once worshipped the feeling of his eyes raking down your nude body before- as they took in the sight of pleasure squirming and tightening underneath those diligently flexible fingers-, but those days are over.
He can worship your goddamn forgiveness if heâs going to restrain you like this.
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5. Forgiveness
âThatâs what happened.â
Two legs of your own were crossed over each other like two birds of a feather.
âAre you being honest with me?â
His hand tapped the table as he sat across from you.
âYes, Iâm being honest.â
Breathing inwards and releasing a slow, practiced breath. She glanced at the maleâs awaiting expression.
âOkayâŚâ
Biting his ruined lip, the raven-haired male let out a breath of relief.
âWill you forgive me?â
She wishes she could.
âIâm not so sure yetâŚâ
Dabi looked to the side to see (y/n) with both of his eyes.
âBut, Iâll give you one last try.â
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GUYS
ITS MY DABI BOIâS BDAY IN 7 DAYS
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I COULD WRITE FOR HIS BDAY BC I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.
(I need therapy because the brain rot + panic is actually realz)
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HELP.Â
IM SINKING INTO THE DABI BRAIN ROT AGAIN AND ITS FRIGGING DISTRACTING ME FROM MY ONESHOT.
I SHOULDâVE LISTENED TO GLITTER WHEN THEY SAID ITS A ONE-WAY TICKET-Â atleast I still have a few chicken nuggets left...
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Lol you can say that I am a meow meow Dabi simp. I do have quite a bit out tiger and kitty ears (tigers are my favorite animals) that I wear with my outfits. People think they are cringe but if you style them right they can add a lot to an outfit. I get quite a bit compliments on them and my kitty outfits. So I wouldn't mind dabi being my meow meow buddy. That edit of him as a kitty was too adorable. Plus you do seem cool! You sound so nice and genuine! It's okay to be dorky as long as you are nice and genuine! Sounds like you are so you automatically cool! Also do you have any posts that talk about your interests? I just want to get to know you. If you don't mind that is.
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Hey Tiger!
Aren't we all a bit meow meow? Mostly I wanna sit on Dabi's lap and have him pat me while I purr at him đ or the other way around. Works as well.
I don't think I have a post where I talk about my interests other than that I love Dabi, simp for Shiggy, Kai, Eren and Gojo/Sukuna?!
And I like Liquorice.
So why don't we do a "Get to know Liz a bit more" ask game đ I am at work today but will answer eventually!
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I love this post so much...
BUT!! DABI IS ME AND GLITTERâS ANGSTY BITCH WITH DADDY ISSUES K?
I love how itâs canon that the average citizen just thinks Dabi is an annoying angsty bitch with daddy issues.
Dabi: âThe past never forgeââ
Everyone:
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DABI IS HAVING FREE RENT IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW AND ITS NOT FUN DX
Iâm writing of the possibilities for my xmas present to all of you is as I have another dabi oneshot on the way!Â
#Dabi lives rent free in my mind#Dorki talks like a dabi simp#Twice is hubby material and forever hubby material and nobody can change that#not even dabi#im sry lol
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Thank you for gracing me with this on this fine early morning, @glitterfreezed
extremely hot of him your honor
#he rly said i live rent free in ur mind huh and me n all my fellow dabi frickers said yes sir!#dabi mha#dorki dorks out#dabi#dorki talks like a dabi simp#dabi lives rent free in my mind
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Pffffft
Guys i have a plan
I wanna help Dabi and imma do it with SCIENCE.
#fuckendeavor#bnha#fuck endeavor#fuck hero society#dabi baby im here for you#science#dorki dorks out#dorki dork times#dorki talks like a dabi simp#dabi mha
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@glitterfreezed!!!! OUR MAN IS GOING CRAY CRAY AGAIN XD
Heâs not wrongâŚ
I will only say it once, this dude scares the hell out of me of all the people of the league.Â
#dorki talks like a dabi simp#dorki dork times#Dorki dorks out#I LOVE IT WHEN HE GOES CRAY CRAY#SMOTHER ME WITH YOUR CRAY CRAY BBY PLS
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FUCK YES YES YES!
#dorki talking like a dabi simp#dorki dorks out#dorki dork time#dabi mha#anime art#dabi lives rent free in my mind
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Yes!!! Iâll shut my mouth- only for you~~~~ đ¤¤đ¤¤
extremely hot of him your honor
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