#dope tulip bang

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If you're on Twitter, be sure to stay tuned for the upcoming Dope Tulip Shadoka Bang! Here's a little preview of our team's offerings, featuring a fantasy/historical AU ☆ Story by Andrea (@sashannz8) ☆ Art by ME! (@shadokapolycule)

[doctorgerth]

eustass kid :D

OH NO 👀 time to reveal my questionable tastes lmao

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life 

Look, I know he’s violent, I know he’s an asshole, I know he would ruin my life and laugh about it but I would still offer up my body to this man to get absolutely wrecked 🤲🏻

In all seriousness, he’s a pretty cool character, there’s no way around that. His ability is dope and he’s an admirable captain. That quote he made about the celestial dragons at Sabaody is also one of my fav quotes from One Piece.

My infatuation for him kinda ebbs and flows (the same goes for a lot of characters). Sometimes he’s on the back burner while I’m obsessing over another character, other times I am literally thinking about him 24/7 and scouring the internet for any and all kid/kid pirates content. I just love him and his crew to pieces! They’re neat. 💕 @thenotsofantasticlifestory and I talk about them all the time aha

thanks for playing with me! all in all, I do really like the angry tulip!

send me a character

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BTS FIC REC (Hobi focused)

This is mainly for @puzzlepeace, enjoy c:

(I add fics every week or so, come back to check the new ones~)

(update! added fics in every category)

Canon verse (idols) :

Take My Hand (We're Off To Never-Neverland) by lulublue1234 [yoonseok, they keep taking naps together, so soft] ♥

just a little, oh, a little bit by alexisfairos [OT7, Hobi-centric, unfinished, lots of platonic massages] ♥

Hivemind by popliar(littlerhymes) [OT7 dynamic, yoonseok, they’re all connected by a brain implant, kinda like a soulmate bond?, it’s amazing]

Underneath the Starless Nights by sophia7 [yoonseok, one-sided vhope, so much angst, one of my faves ever, pining] ♥

Yeah, that’s life by dboys [yoonseok, year-by-year, much angst wow] ♥

At Least We Have Each Other by SatanIncarnate [yoonkookseok, lots of cuddles, eventual smut]    

Bangtan Party Night by valaidh [yoonseok, tiny vmin, SMUT & heavy making out]

all because of you by xxdevilishxx [junghope, sad!Hobi, cuddles]

Holding Hands by lamourche [yoonseok, comfort, fluff]

Alternate universe :

Junghope

Look Here (Don’t Run Away) by lost_things [dancer!au, college!au, hilarious, eventual smut] ♥

Winter’s Spring by SevenSoulmates [one of them is Death, magic!au, poetic, so many tears oh god] ♥

On My Life (I Swear) by SevenSoulmates [Hobi is the president’s son and Kookie his bodyguard, so much fluff, and innuendos b o i] ♥

F is for Figure It Out, Kiddo by exfatamorgana [Jungkook is a mess with a crush]

11 Things To Do Before You Die by SevenSoulmates [Jungkook is an exhausted college student and Hobi saves him, fluff and Angst] ♥

Ma Tulipe by SevenSoulmates [magic!au, Hobi can sprout flowers, The Good Shit] ♥

Lionheart by nivo [established relationship, they’re idiots]

even my name, knelt down inside me, asking to be spared by squeen [mental disorder, character death, ANGST] ♥

Looks Like An Angel by MarionetteFtHJM [college!au, eventual smut]

JUNGHOPE FIC EXCHANGE (lots of fics in one place)

Yoonseok

wake up (to the sound of your fleeting heart) by inkingbrushes [sooo fluffy, they meet in each other’s dreams] ♥

Down for your rythm by taethereal [fluff and smut, underground rappers!au]

For You I'd Bleed Myself Dry by protecthoseokatallcosts [fluff, dancer!Hobi, librarian!Yoongi, unfinished]

we’ll be looking for sunlight by inkingbrushes [basically Hobi is Jack Frost, it’s cute]

Jung Hoseok vs. Min Yoongi (According to Jung Hoseok) by AFruitBatNamedStella [rivals !, Hobi is an idiot] ♥

dizzy on the comedown by CaptainButts [witch!Hobi, most of them are magic]

a touch of magic by umji [hogwarts!au, slytherin!Yoongi, hufflepuff!Hobi] ♥

sew your heart to my sleeve by inkingbrushes [college!au, fluff]

Don’t threaten me with a good time by MarionetteFtHJM [college!au, Yoongi loses his brain-to-mouth filter as a curse]

Maquillage by imasinner [college!au, Jimin is a dick, pining] ♥

I’ve got the magic in me. by 2kitsune [witch!Hoseok, fluff]

Think Tidy by nivo [blind!Yoongi, roommates, FLUFF] ♥

Your cape is kinda dope (but so are you) by SherryMyano [heroes/villains!au, enemies to lovers, roommates, fluff]

tiptoe through our shiny city by inkingbrushes [travelling together, angst and fluff] ♥

Vhope

Touch of Magic by taetheral [magic!au, Hobi is cursed, smut & fluff]

Dancing on quicksand by lethallergic [Tae crushes on his sister’s sort-of-boyfriend, a Mess]

Let's Not Be Friends, For Sure. by Pardon [they’re rivals, college!au] ♥

Over and Out by melecs [fluff fluff, they grow up together, walkie-talkies]

The Days We'll Never Get Back by fluffyjimins [growing up together, !homophobia!, !violence!, ANGST] ♥

forever and tomorrow by kaythebest [magic!au, carnival!au, they’re cute] ♥

Swimming With The Stars (Until We Drown) by lethallergic [vampire!au, side yoonmin]

Other ships

Hot Shot by taetheral [namseok, idiots getting drunk, this is pure filth, smut]

The Shade by bulletproof_bad_wolf [2seok, mute!Hobi, growing up] ♥

we’ll still be dancing (on shaky ground) by Pardon [2seok, college!au, fluff and smut]

don’t look back by jonghyunslisterine [jihope, ace!Jimin]

Timeless As A Kiss (I Don’t Want To Miss A Moment) by lulublue1234 [2seok, it’s Fate, they’re idiots, side taegi] ♥

the first rule of plant care (is to bang the florist) by tteokie [namseok, Smut Of Course, florist!Hobi]

Golden Street by noraebangbang [namseok, mermaid!au] ♥

teeter totter by fatal (cumrich) [jihope, neighbors!au] ♥

OT3

It Had To Be You by taetheral [OT3, taegiseok? Hobi/Yoongi/Tae, so fluffy]

Pretty Pretty by bugarungus [yoonminseok, Yoongi/Hobi/Jimin, a misunderstanding] ♥

i, too, am growing sideways by squeen [Hobi/Yoongi/Tae, unrequited love, hanahaki disease, blood and tears, aaangst] ♥

Care For You (I Always Will) by visbaeallday [Hobi/Yoongi/Tae, getting together]

Three by sixtieshairdo [Hobi/Yoongi/Tae, SMUT & fluff]

Soulmate!au (yes a whole category for this) :

The Still Point (Of The Turning World) by inkingbrushes [yoonseok, reincarnation!au, You.Will.Cry.Your.Eyes.Out] ♥

green is the color of hope by greenet [vhopegi? taegiseok? Yoongi/Tae:Hobi, so much angst brace yourselves] ♥

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I'm A Boss (Remix)

New Lyrics has been published on usuallyrics.com https://usuallyrics.com/lyrics/im-a-boss-remix/

I'm A Boss (Remix)

(feat. T.I., Swizz Beatz, Rick Ross, Lil Wayne, Birdman & DJ Khaled)

[T.I.] I’m ride or die, as we ridin’ by Holla westside which side am I? Beemer 760i, Try me, let off 60 shots Again we got the city hot and Poppin’ like it ‘posed to be Hoes who not menaging got no business standing close to me So cold, a ferocious G, Niggas ain’t as dope as me, mind you fuckin’ business Watch ya mouth when you approaching me I fuck with hoes who fucks with hoes, do pills and powder socially I like em I don’t love ‘em though, cold heart emotionally Ask me where the ocean is Ridin in a ghost again Slap it wit’ a lot of spit until she swallow all of it Call the shots, run the shit On some big money shit Serious ’bout my hustle all these cowards on that funny shit Rappin’ ’bout a bunch of shit And you ain’t even done it yet You the one they gunnin’ at How I’m ‘posed to honor that? You all talk dawg, flow and I ain’t having none of that I’m big boss dawg floss all day, run it back

[Meek Mill – Hook] Bitch, I’m a BOSS! Bitch, I’m a BOSS! I’ma boss, I’ma boss I play the shots I call the calls We in this bitch It’s goin’ down Yeah, I’m the king Now where my mufuckin’ crown?

[Swiss Beatz] You a boss, you a boss He don’t care what it cost You just buy that muthafucka and you throw that shit on? You be poppin’ them tags We just throw it in bags And then we hit the fucking block, we be dropping them rags

[Meek Mill] Started with a dollar, turned it to a M Used to ride Impala, turned it to a Benz Niggaz used hate me, turned into my friends You should see how people treat you when that money coming in Bad bitches callin’ cause I’m ballin’ And these niggas hatin’ on me cause they starving and I’m parking Aston Martin’s where they walking These bitches ain’t important, they informants really talking when the people get to honking I’ma a boss, really, Nino or Al Pacino > Hundred racks on his Rollie, it light up like a casino Niggas really be fraud, I’ma keep it a c-note > Got shooters down in Miami They throw it like Dan Marino

[Rick Ross] Had a couple seizures, call it minor setbacks Everybody praying for me, I respect that Woke up in the hospital, where my checks at? Then I put 8 chains where my necks at > Hopping in the Ghost I feel I’m best at Worth 40 M’s so respect that > I put all my jewels on just to bone your chick You know the boss well known for leaving bonuses We making money, may it marinate When the work clean, cut it like it’s carrot cake D-boys love the way I narrate I still whip it like it’s Anna Mae [Tina Turner reference] Remember momma had a cavalier Now she living like a Cleveland Cavalier Better check the stats, we filling arena’s And I got the gats, Gilbert Arenas

[Hook]

[Swizz Beatz] You a boss, you a boss 75, 7 showers on her Spend about 13 hours on it 757 with the showers on it We spent about 13 hours on it

[Lil Wayne] Look, I be probably on my skateboard, tryna learn a new trick I just fucked the avatar, now I got a blue dick Money talks, bullshit walks if the shoe fit You pushing up daisies, daffodils, tulips I’m in my zone, I’m Angie Stone I point the pistol at you like a camera phone I’m Young money, cash money, I’m not human Boy, I’m tryna get money money like Mark Cuban If she don’t respect me, she gon’ respect this dick The World is an asshole and we the next big shit Damn right I gang bang, tell ‘em blood up slime Fuck off, I had to say fuck one time, get it?

[Birdman] When I came up in this bitch I was shining every summer Took the whole thing, the young nigga doing numbers Tote two nine bitch, iced out stuntin’ Candy on the ave, candy on the slab Hundred G’s nigga, Cash Money millionaires Hundred mill nigga, how we flipped it off the ave Blood rich gang, you know we filled it nigga The money do swing behind a killin’ nigga Catch me uptown puttin’ it down Moving all around, new fleets with my round Touch another town, puttin’ it all down Pop a hundred bottles bitch, we wear the crown

[Hook]

Who is Meek Mill

Robert Rihmeek Williams, famous stage name Meek Mill, is an American rapper. Born in Philadelphia, the artist began his musical career with The Bloodhoundz. In 2008, hip-hop artist T.I. made the first entry.

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The Daily Tulip

The Daily Tulip

Monday 30th January 2017

Good Morning Gentle Reader…   Bella and I left this morning for our usual walk, but my thoughts are with those caught in the Trump debacle at the airports around the world, granted entry with all visa’s in place and denied entry to the USA when they arrive.. The governor of Washington lashed out at the Trump administration on Saturday over the “train wreck” of a mess caused by Trump’s sweeping executive orders banning immigration from some Muslim countries and invalidating the visas of some legal residents, leaving them stranded in limbo at airports around the country. “These people couldn’t run a two-car funeral,” said Gov. Jay Inslee (D) at a press conference at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport on Saturday, according to the Seattle Times. “It is a train wreck. It can’t stand. We’re drawing the line here at Sea-Tac.” I have agree with him.. It’s government by Dictatorship……

THE GLOVES ARE OFF…. THE FIRST U.S. SOLDIER to Die Under Trump Command Lost in Yemen Raid. American commandos raided an Al-Qaida stronghold in central Yemen early today, killing 14 militants, including three senior leaders, but one of the elite U.S. troops was mortally wounded, according to U.S. Central Command. The rare ground assault also resulted in four other soldiers being wounded and the intentional destruction of a $70 million Osprey vertical takeoff aircraft after its “hard landing.” Local sources also reported civilian casualties from the two-hour gun battle, which the military says aimed to gather information on the terrorist network…. Sounds to me like the Iran raid all over again…..

HIS REPUTATION IS ON THE LINE….Usain Bolt Stripped Of Olympic Gold Medal as Teammate Tests Positive….Star runner Usain Bolt has lost one of his nine Olympic gold medals after teammate Nesta Carter tested positive for drugs. Carter was one of the four Jamaican 4x100m relay runners who won gold in Beijing in 2008. The International Olympic Committee discovered Carter was doping as part of a retest of over 400 athletes’ samples, prompting them to revoke him and his teammates’ medals. This promises to come as a hard blow for Jamaica, where Bolt is a symbol of national pride.

IT COSTS A LOT TO PROVE YOU ARE INNOCENT….Raffaele Sollecito has said he has been left in financial difficulty by the legal costs incurred while proving his innocence. Mr Sollecito was arrested in 2007, along with his then-girlfriend Amanda Knox, for the murder of British student Meredith Kercher in Italy. He was twice convicted, before Italy's highest court found him not guilty. He has launched a compensation bid against the Italian government. The hearing is on Friday. Mr Sollecito told the BBC's Victoria Derbyshire programme the murder was "a tragedy that has destroyed my life". He said he hoped the court would "understand that I at least need to clear up my debts". The amount an individual can receive in compensation from the Italian government is capped at 516,000 euros (£440,000). Mr Sollecito said this amount would "just pay the debts we have". He said he had sold two properties - including his late mother's apartment - to fund the legal costs incurred over the past decade.

TELEVISIONS WANDERING REPORTER WANDERED TOO MUCH…Television personality Rory McGrath has admitted stalking a married woman for more than a year. McGrath, 60, of Grantchester Street, Cambridge, pleaded guilty at Huntingdon Magistrates' Court, in Cambridgeshire. He had been charged with following the woman, sending electronic messages and approaching her in the street. In November McGrath denied a charge of stalking without causing fear, alarm or distress, but he changed his plea on the first day of his trial. The offences happened in Cambridge over a 14-month period between June 2015 and August last year.

THE QUESTION IS “WILL HE GO OUT WITH A BANG?” As a North Korean Defector Describes Crumbling Regime …“I’ve known there was no future for North Korea for a long time,” says former diplomat Thae Yong Ho, who defected to South Korea last year. He predicted that his people would rise up against the brutal, nuclear-armed regime of Kim Jong Un, but said he was heartbroken over his relatives, who “are either sent to remote, closed areas or prison camps.” Thae said he’s not alone, and that North Korean officials feel little loyalty and will eventually turn on their leader.

WE WERE BORN FOR THIS….‘Lifestyle’ DNA Tests Emerge as Entertainment.. Genetic testing is taking science marketing to surprising — and absurd — extremes. DNA sequencing has become cheap enough that one startup, Helix, has created an app store for genetic tests. In addition to discovering your ancestry and potential health risks, unregulated (and scientifically questionable) “lifestyle” apps can create personalized workout plans or sell wines tailored to your genetic predispositions. The next generation of apps is likely to go further (Which superhero are your genes most like?) until interpreting DNA becomes like taking online quizzes.

IN LAW THEY TRUST.. PROTESTERS & LAWYERS Launch Immigration Insurgency.. As a reported 109 travelers from seven Muslim-majority nations faced deportation from U.S. airports following a presidential order denying entry, protesters and attorneys rushed to help. Barred foreigners included two Iraqis in New York whose case prompted a federal judge to temporarily halt deportation, an Iranian two weeks from U.S. citizenship and others with no phone access. That prompted lawyers to canvass arrival areas, asking “are you waiting for someone who’s been detained?” explained one L.A. solicitor. Many attorneys offered free representation, jumping into a legal fray that’s far from decided. Well Gentle Reader I hope you enjoyed our look at the news from around the world this Monday morning…

Our Tulips today are bright and cheerful as I try to bring sunshine to this dark period of rampant Trumpizium...

A Sincere Thank You for your company and Thank You for your likes and comments I love them and always try to reply, so please keep them coming, it's always good fun, As is my custom, I will go and get myself another mug of "Colombian" Coffee and wish you a safe Monday 30th January 2017 from my home on the southern coast of Spain, where the blue waters of the Alboran Sea washes the coast of Africa and Europe and the smell of the night blooming jasmine and Honeysuckle fills the air…and a crazy old guy and his dog Bella go out for a walk at 4:00am…on the streets of Estepona…

All good stuff....But remember it’s a dangerous world we live in ….. Be safe out there…

Robert McAngus