#dont worry reptiles and amphibians i love you

[i-am-totally-not-a-lizard]

so I'm learning Toki Pona and.......

I know this is just gonna further the lizard allegations but WHAT DO YOU MEAN NON-CUTE ANIMAL?? WHAT DID THE REPTILES AND AMPHIBIANS DO TO YOU!?!?!😭

[justsomeoneintoomanyfandoms]

hello, could u possibly do a matchup for mha/bnha, aot and/or kny? if not its ok.

im a chinese (with quite a tan) and i have a brown almost black overgown mullet. im rlly short, about 5'2 and a transmasculine guy (he/him). i have chocolate colored eyes. I have an awkard body shape (skinny arms and legs with a chubbier torso and neck). I have smaller hands and faded scars on my upper thighs and my wrists. but i have scars on my upper arms due to picking at ache. i am near-sighted and have glasses i dont rlly wear.(even tho i should...)i also have scarred knees and lower legs (due to picking at bug bites cause i live in the country/rural area).

im biromantic, homosexual (but have a romantic lean towards guys) and im on the aroace spec.

my mbti type is infp ;; im a ambivert and can be really outgoing and loud at sometimes but be reserved and closed off at other times. At first im pretty awkward and shy but i become attavhed easily and in turn makes me way more comfortableand out going around them. I love analyzing ever detail, especially if im interested in the topic. Im rather physically clingy but if its too much i will stop.

I love animals, especially bugs, archnids, amphibians and reptiles. i plan to go into marine biology/herpetogly/zoology in the future. i love to write and draw (even though im going thruogh a major burnout) and i like to read too. i love to explore/hike even though i cant stand the heat. i own a bunch stuffed animals and sleep with them at night. i also love analog horror, but not really horror movies, its odd but i dunno. i like games with a deep story based asset such as OMORI, FNAF, Amphibia, etc etc.

My love language is physical touch and quality time. Im very understanding a loyal, maybe partly cause im a people pleaser but, i tend to worry about others, especially close friends and partners before my own needs. Im very clingy as a partner, either texting you alot or just hanging with you a bunch. I do give people space when they ask though and i respect any boundaries my partner has. it might seem like im love bombing at first but thats just kinda how i always am. what i look for in a partner is someone who is loyal and just a good person thatd id like to hang out with.

uhhh idk if i forgot anything-

Hi Anon! Thank you for your request! Sorry it took a while! I hope you like your matchups!

In My Hero Academia, I match you with...

Your ambivert nature really helps Koda come out of his shell. He’s so timid that no matter how introverted you’re feeling in the moment, you’ll still seem extroverted next to him.

You inspire him to be more outgoing. He still won’t be going up to strangers and starting small talk, but you can hear him when he talks now.

Will run his fingers over your scars. Whether you feel bad about them or not, it’s his way of saying that he loves all parts of you.

Please share your enthusiasm for marine biology and zoology with him! He love animals so much and he would talk for hours about them with you.

Also please let him cuddle your stuffed animals. He finds them comforting.

Even though it doesn’t happen often, when he’s out by himself and he sees a stuffed animal he thinks you would like, he’ll buy it for you as a present.

In Attack on Titan, I match you with...

Jean is probably one of the most loyal people you’re likely to meet. He may seem aloof at first but when he cares about someone, he cares deeply.

Loves how clingy you are! I see Jean as a very physically affectionate person so having someone who reciprocates that affection means a lot to him.

He also loves spending quality time with you. Whether that takes the form of listening to you talk about your interests or just laying together with your stuffed animals, he’s happy.

Speaking about your interests, Jean is absolutely going to research everything he can about animals and biology so he can understand what you’re talking about.

Like Koda, whenever he’s out and sees a stuffed animal he thinks you’d like, he’ll buy it for you. He will smuggle it into your room though. He can’t even begin to imagine the amount of teasing he would go through if someone like Eren saw him with a stuffed animal…

In Demon Slayer, I match you with...

Tanjiro is another super loyal person. There’s no way he will ever betray your trust. If something happened that meant he lost even the smallest amount of your trust, he would work ten times harder to win it back.

Hiking dates! He loves being out and about with you and he finds nature relaxing.

Tanjiro is also a people pleaser so he’ll help you help others as much as he can. He also checks in frequently to make sure you’re doing okay.

He knows helping others can sometimes be hard on your own physical or mental health. You (and Nezuko) are his top priorities so he’ll do everything within his power to make sure you’re doing okay.

Would be honoured if you let him hug or sleep with your stuffed animals. In a way, he sees them as your children so if you let him hug them, he will treat them with the utmost respect.

[creweemmaeec11]

My favourite prompts:

A list of my favourite prompts that I’ve posted in the past, all curated into a huge list just for you guys!

1

Finally, the day has come. The villain is thought to be dead. The hero has won.

Until suddenly the hero learns the villain left them EVERYTHING in their will. Made them the owner and operator of all their illegal business.

Obviously, the hero plans to shut everything down immediately. But they quickly realize just how many people the villain employed… how many family’s they fed…

2

“You kissed me,”

“I did… and?”

“What-!? What do you mean and!?,”

“What more do you want?”

“An explanation would be a good start!”

“…or I could just do it again…”

*other person turns bright red,*

“Or… or that, I suppose,”

3

“What the hell are you doing here!?”

“I think the better question would be what in the hell are you wearing,” the villain replied, amusement clear on their face, like they were struggling to keep from laughing.

“What- it’s-” the hero blushed, remembering what they were wearing, “their pajamas! What are you-!”

“Oh my god…” the villain replied, like they were struggling to come to terms with what they were seeing, “the hero of the city not only own, but wears a onesie,”

“Excuse me!” The hero snapped in defence, “They’re comfortable!”

“They? You have more??”

4

“I gotta say hero,” The villain mused as they casually moved toward the cell bars, “I’ve been called many things in my life: monster, villain, outcast, loser, scoundrel,” they tilted their head, examining the hero before them, “but ‘our last hope?’” *clicks tongue* “that’s a first,”

5

You live in a world where anyone born with superpowers must become a super hero. It doesn’t matter what the power is, or how small it is, it is mandatory. It was deemed that having anyone with superpowers work alongside regular people was “unsafe” and “unfair.” Every year, dozens of superhero’s with powers useless for fighting are killed. You’ve managed to make it this long with nobody finding out you have a superpower. But how much longer can you hide in plain sight?

6

The city’s villain mysteriously disappears and hasnt been seen in a week. The people are celebrating, but the hero is worried. What if the villain is planning something big? Determined to stop whatever evil plan is brewing, the hero tracks the villain down, but they dont find what they expected. Instead of evil plotting, the villain:

-Has been taking care of a sick pet -Come down with the flu -Been helping arrange a friends wedding -Found out they were pregnant -Is getting married themselves -Mourning the death of a loved one -Has adopted a young pet and been occupied taking care of them -Has been helping one of their lackeys who’s in a desperate situation -Has been feeding the homeless and offering blankets

7

You’re the most wanted villain by all highest ranking authorities, but all the heros “just can’t seem to catch you” (they always let you get away) because all your crimes are things like stealing expensive medication and then donating it to hospitals, robbing toy stores and donating to orphanages, robbing banks and giving to charity, robbing grocery stores and feeding the homeless, ect

8

A hero/villain with the power to materialize their own tattoos. Got a wrench tattoo? Now you’ve got a wrench. Got a tattoo of wings? A bomb? A get away car? Well…

Dragon tattoos have always been popular, havent they?

9

Write about a genius inventor villain who, while watching the news, learns about a sick child in hospital doctors arnt sure they can cure. The villain realizes something theyve invented could cure the child. Now the hard part is convincing them to let the villain help.

10

The villain starts to notice the hero is feeling more down the usual, so they start leaving the hero little notes to cheer them up. All is going well until the hero figures out who is sending them.

11

In a world of magic users where everyone is divided into the 6 eye colours, and the colour of your eyes represents what your powers are. Each colour has an elemental power, can talk to a certain type of creature(Invertebrates, fish, amphibians, reptiles, birds, mammals), and has 3 other powers. For example, blue eyes control water, can commune with fish, etc. Everyone in the world has either red, orange, yellow, green, blue or purple eyes. Except for you, you were born with black eyes. Everyone is afraid of what your powers will be, but they should be more worried about the kind of creatures you can talk to…

12

A hero and a villain (and maybe their sidekicks, up to you) trapped in a haunted house or haunted location.  

-One is scared so the other comforts them. They are both scared but trying to act like they aren’t. -One doesn’t believe in ghosts, and the other has the power to communicate with them or see them. -Ghosts aren’t real, but one continues to try and freak the other out, who claims they aren’t scared. -Ghost wingman. I need’ d say no more -One gets possessed, so the other has to do the whole ‘kiss to break a curse’ thing to bring them out of it. -The classic Person A thinks ghosts aren’t real so they prank Person B to scare them. Then shit gets real, but person B doesn’t believe person A, thinking its just another prank.

13

“I trusted you! You promised!”

“I kept my promise! I got you your results! Don’t question my methods from a top that high moral horse or yours, especially when the only reason you made a deal with me in the first place was because you were too much of a coward to do what needed to be done!”

14

The local wildfire has been growing out of control, forcing the city to have to evacuate. Suddenly, the villain with water powers shows up to lend a hand to fire fighters.

15

“Tell me hero,” the villain spoke, chains jangling from where they hung on the villains wrists as they walked up to the bars of the jail cell, “If you wanted to skip a press conference, could you?”

“Excuse me?”

“You’re sisters getting married, but your needed for a big event at the hero academy that day. Would you be allowed to attend the wedding? What about if your brother stole a pack of gum. Could you let it slide? Not would you, but could you?”

The hero paused. Could they? They had responsibilities! They had commitments to the city, and to the serving of justice!

The villain laughed at the heros silence, “I may be in jail, but you’re more chained then I’ll ever be,”

16

“So tell me,” the villain drawled, dragging a finger across the heros skin, making them shiver, “what changed your mind?”

17

Hero discovers the villain has a day job. It isnt at all what they expected. (Day care, animal shelter, etc)

18

“What are you going to do if you beat me, and suddenly the city dosent need a hero? What are you going to do if you get hurt and can no longer fight, and the city forgets about you just like all the heros before you? Who will you be when your legacy crumbles under the weight of all those who follow? Will you take up knitting?”

The hero stared unblinking and frozen as the villain took a step forward.

“Sure, your a hero. But what are you without that?”

The villain took another step forward.

“Your nothing, heroism is all you have. That pathetic title you curl up to every night. But without it?” They looked the hero up and down, “Absolutely nothing…”

19

A villain retires from villainy and gets plastic surgery (or simply never showed their face) so they can live a normal life without being recognized. While living their new life, they bump into the hero, and the two start falling for eachother. But the villain is terrified of the hero finding out the truth

20

The hero slammed their front door as quickly as they could, eyes wide, heart pounding.

The villain. The villain was outside their door.

“Well that was rude,”

21

A hero with magic powers, in a world where magic is unheard of. They have always kept their powers a secret, fearing they would be shunned, or tested on. They never use their powers in battle.

One day, while practicing their magic alone in the woods, the villain appears out of nowhere. 

Before the hero can explain, the villain asks, “you have powers too?”

22

A hero dies. Or at least, they think they do. The next thing they know they wake up at their own funeral. And the only person there? Is the villain.

23

“The worst part, is you had the nerve to call it love”

[peanutbutterpickletime]

My personal list of creatures to have, ranked on their difficulty to keep them from most to least difficult.

Kitten

Puppy

Toddler

Cat

Dog

Baby

Aaaaaaaand here’s why.

Baby - babies are time consuming and expensive...but easy. Keep their four basic needs met and they’re good to go. Make sure they are clean, have milk, sleeping, and have some form of simple stimulation when awake.

Dogs - Also on the easy scale. Take them to go potty, give them treats and toys. And they’ll love you and listen and have a blast.

Cats- still on the easier side and only positioned in a higher difficulty than dogs as these little bastards can get anywhere and love to destroy plants and furniture when they wanna be a shit. Also...that pee smell will NEVER come out. They’re also relatively unpredictable and are rarely trained to listen. (The whole litter box thing is kinda awesome during the winter tho in comparison to the doggo mind you...)

Toddlers- pretty big step up in amount of work. You gotta worry about education, picky food times, them falling and getting hurt, bedtimes are difficult, and depending on the age the talk back can be challenging. The trouble they find when bored can be hair-rippingly frustrating.

Puppy- Above a toddler?! Yes. Destructive little things. Puppies will and do chew on everything and have the power to be destructive with it. Headphones, shoes, baby toys, furniture feet...They will also poop and pee everywhere until trained... and they don’t listen yet.

Kitten- The top of the list? Yes because while toddlers may spill water on your entertainment system, or your puppy may chew through your computer cables..... kittens will do all that AND be able to get everywhere. Those beautiful collected figurines you have on top of the bookshelf? Not safe. Those special vintage blankets you’ve kept in storage to use in your forever home....not safe. Did I mention they’re nocturnal and will do this shit while you’re trying to sleep?

I love animals and kids. And it always makes me look at people sideways when older members of the community make young parents feel nervous about their little bundles because “It’s so much more work than your “fur babies”.” Dont get me wrong, kids take A LOT of your time and that responsibility becomes more challenging as time goes on....but don’t tell me my non moving squeaker of a milk hog is going to be more work than a teenage kitten...

(This list only includes canines, felines, and human youth as they are what I have the most experience with. Rodents, pole cats, reptiles, amphibians, fish, and avian species mix this list up pretty drastically)

[mindkaleidoscope]

50 questions you’ve never been asked before

I was tagged by @talkfastromance4 to answer these. thank you for tagging me hailey xx 

1. what is the colour of your hair brush? black

2. name of a food you never eat? beans and any lentils- hate the texture

3. are you typically too warm or too cold? too cold

4. what were you doing 45 minutes ago? washing my hair

5. what’s your favourite candy bar? snickers

6. have you ever been to a professional sports event? yes my friend took me to watch the women’s netball finals

7. what is the last thing you said out loud? i read the question out loud

8. what is your favorite ice cream? chocolate and any chocolate adjacent- i love ben and jerry’s phish food

9. what is the last thing you had to drink? water

10. do you like your wallet? yeah its just a small cardholder thats like a vintage purple, with embossed flowers on it 

11. what was the last thing you ate? muesli with vanilla yoghurt

12. did you buy any new clothes last week? yes bought some merch

13. last sporting event you watched? idk if this counts but i rewatched the ice skating from the 2018 winter olympics last ngith

14. what’s your favourite flavour of popcorn? caramel

15. who was the last person you sent a message to? my co worker

16. ever go camping? yes, but not by choice

17. do you take vitamins? when i can remember to

18. do you go to church every sunday? nah

19. do you have a tan? nope

20. do you prefer chinese food or pizza? chinese food but it depends

21. do you drink soda with a straw? yes i have a little foldable pink straw

22. what colour socks do you wear? usually patterns, not really solid colours 

23. do you ever drive above the speed limit? lmao im not the best driver so i tend to go below the speed limit bc im so worried im doing something wrong 

24. what terrifies you? i could go deep but honestly monitor lizards/komodo dragons. i cant even watch videos of them. i dont really like any reptiles or amphibians tbh 

25. look to your left, what do you see? my kitchen

26. what chore do you hate? not really a fan of any of them ig 

27. what do you think of when you hear an australian accent? im australian so i dont think too much of it lmao 

28. what’s your favourite soda?  ginger beer? if that counts

29. do you go into fast food places or drive thru? usually walk in

30. who was the last person you talked to? my mom

31. favourite cut of beef? rump

32. last song you listened to? wildflower by 5sos

33. last book you read? cannot remember lmao 

34. can you say the alphabet backwards?  havent tried, cant be bothered

35. how do you like your coffee?  i dont really drink coffee/like the taste so i guess in latte form with heaps of sugar and flavoring like vanilla or hazelnut or chocolate 

36. favourite pair of shoes? my docs, i would die for them 

37. the time you normally go to bed? midnight 

38. the time you normally wake up? pretty much always at 7:30 bc of work 

39. what do you prefer, sunrise or sunset? sunset

40. how many blankets are on your bed?  just my duvet and one other blanket when its winter bc i usually have a hot water bottle if im cold

41. describe your kitchen plates? theyre just dark blue ikea plates

42. do you have a favourite alcoholic beverage? not a huge fan of the taste of alcohol plus im allergic to most of it so i stick to vodka orange or vodka sunrise 

43. do you play cards? no but i play solitaire on my phone

44. what colour is your car? dont have one

45. can you change a tire? nah

46. your favourite province? what does this mean lmao

47. favourite job you’ve had? i mean i guess my last one, working at a toy store but thats bc i loved my co workers and am still friends with them 

48. how did you get your biggest scar? i knelt on some glass

49. favourite day of the week? saturday

50. what did you do today that made someone happy? um i guess i reblogged some fics so hopefully that made some people happy?