#dont tag as ship or i will blow you up with lasers

[thereallycoolmonsterithoughtup]

i think they are friends 😃👍

[hellofromtheupsidedown]

OK everyone who DOSEN’T WANT SPOILERS.. DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER. I’m about to talk about the plot for episode one so again, if YOU DONT WANT SPOILERS.. DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER. I will be tagging all SPOILERS under the tag “ ST3SPOILERS” so you can blacklist them if you dont want to see anything and want to wait. So here we go....

The episode starts off in a lab in Russia. They are using that big laser thing you see in the trailer and are trying to open up a gate obviously to the upside down. But the scientists are unsucessful. That terminator guy is there and kills one of the scientists. The next thing we see is mike and eleven.. MAKING OUT in Els room! And its really lighthearted and adorable. Mike starts singing to her and they are so giggily and cute and hopper is SO annoyed. Hopper catches them making out and el closes the door with her mind and then he walks in on them reading magazines and Mike thinks it’s hilarious! The hopper and mike scenes are SO FUNNY! You guys are gonna laugh so much. Then mike leaves and calls El on the radio and she says that she wishes she was still with him its SO CUTE! Mike then meets the rest of the gang at starcourt and they tease him about el and he says that he was spending quality time with his girlfriend. Mike is literally so in love with her haha. So the kids rush to scoops ahoy and steve sneaks them through the back to see day of the dead. Robin and steve have a really cute and funny dynamic. Robin teases steve a lot. I ship them already lol. People are gonna like robin i already know haha. So the power goes out at the mall and the movie cuts out. Will still feels the mind flayers presence or something and mike asks if hes ok. Of course he says yes but hes not. The power goes back on and they continue watching the movie. The next thing you see is nancy IN BED with jonathan. They are late to their jobs at the hawkins post. Nancy is an assistant to all these misogynistic men who joke about women and I feel really bad for her. One thing i like to mention is that i never shipped jancy and wasnt a fan of their characters but this season i am liking them A LOT. Dustins on his way home from camp know where and no body is answering him on his radio. Then he gets home where the party surprises him we have already seen this in the first trailer. So whole max is helping lucas clean his eyes out, dustin is showing mike,el,and dustin his inventions from camp. Mike and el are SUPER cute in this scene. El has her head on mikes shoulder. Mike and el arent really interested. Will is. Then dustin reveals he met a girl at camp her name is suzie and shes his gf and that he wants to see if he can get in contact with her with that tall radio thing they all raise up in the trailer. So they all head up to the top of the hill. Lucas and max are teasing each other through the epiode. They are so funny. I love their relationship so much. Mileven is intense and lumax is more of a joking around and cute relationship. Halfway up the hill, mike and el are whipering to each other and acting all cute and el tells the party that she has to get back to the cabin and dustin is like BUT YOUR CURFEW ISN’T EVEN TILL LATER!? Eleven is so precious this season. Shes still quiet but interacts with the party and talks a lot more! So her and mike take off and FROLIC.. yes i said Frolic.. they frolic and skip through the fields.. i almost lost my shit it was so cute. So hopper goes to joyce for advice on mike and el and its so funny. Hopper is so in love with joyce but joyce isnt ready for them to be together because she still isnt over bob. Joyce tells hopper to sit down with mike and el and have a heart to heart.. so hopper goes back to the cabin where mike and el are kissing AGAIN and tries to talk to them. Hopper locks mike in his car with him and says if he is gonna date his daughter then he needs to respect his boundries. Mike is like YOU ARE CRAZY! And hopper is like.. u havent seen crazy you little shit! I think the mike and hopper scenes are my favorite. The last thing i wanna mention is that cery early in episode you see billy and karen who obviously have a thing for each other its so gross. Bilky says he wants to give her a “swimming” lesson and to meet him somewhere. Karen gets dressed up and TAKES OFF HER WEDDING RING. And is trying to decide if she should meet billy when she goes downstairs and sees holly

Sleeping in the lazy boy with ted. Its really gross. And sad. Then we see billy driving to meet karen and something hots his car. He swerves and crashes. He gets out and something obviously not from this world drags him into the abandoned warehouse. Then the episode ends. So thats pretty much the whole episode.. some other things i wanted to add are.. people are losing jobs because of the mall, magnets are falling, steve cant pick up girls anymore and his kids always visit him,will fells left out because everyone is in a relationship except him and wants to play d&d,and theres rats that blow up.

So i will be trying to answer everyones dms and questions but until then i hope this is enough to hold u over till next week. My experience at the premiere was amazing and i loved every second of it. I think this season is going to be the best one yet. Remember im tagging this under “ST3SPOILERS” so if you didnt want it spoiled thats your own fault for not blacklisting the tag and u can unfollow me if you want or just stay off tumblr until next week because i have already seen some scenes posted on other social media sights.

-b

[almxghtyred]

rules: repost, don’t reblog. just pick a muse of yours and fill it out.

muse: ALMIGHTY TALLEST RED!

BASICS

▸ is your muse tall/short/average? TALL. SEVEN WHOLE FEET. HE IS TALL.

▸ are they okay with their height? Yes! He is VERY happy with it. He wouldn’t be the TALLEST if he wasn’t this tall. ▸ what’s their hair like?  There is no hair only flesh. ▸ do they spend a lot of time on their hair/with their grooming? N/a ▸ does your muse care about their appearance? Of course! Irken society is based on who is TALL and who is attractive. The more attractive and the taller you are, the higher ranking you are in society. ▸ does your muse care about what others think about them? Yes. He is the RULER of the IRKEN EMPIRE afterall! People need to respect him or he’ll....i dont know, blow them up or something. Or maybe shoot them with a laser gun. Who knows!

PREFERENCES

▸ indoors or outdoors? Indoors. It’s the majority of what he’s known. Unless you count being in a spaceship as being OUTDOORS. ▸ rain or sunshine? The emptiness of space. ▸ forest or beach? n/a ▸ precious metals or gems? Metal metal metal. But he also does like gems, they’re pretty. ▸ flowers or perfumes? Perfumes. Cotton candy scented is his FAVORITE though.  ▸ personality or appearance? Appearance! He would NEVER be caught dead interacting with someone shorter than him. He hates having to do it when he’s giving invaders missions or talking to his navigators. It’s why he makes fun of them so much. ▸ being alone or being in a crowd? Surrounded by people who ADORE him! ▸ order or anarchy? ANARCHY CHAOS DESTRUCTION!! ▸ painful truths or white lies?  If you hurt his feelings he is going to shoot you or throw you into space. Lie to him and be sweet or perish.

▸ science or magic? Science. He is the head of the Scientific and Militarist department after all.

▸ peace or conflict? CONFLICT. He lives for it. ▸ night or day? Night? I guess. Darkness is fun! ▸ dusk or dawn? n/a  ▸ warmth or cold? Cold just like the unloving metallic robot arm that was there the moment he was born from a test tube. ▸ many acquaintances or a few close friends? He loves having people who LOVE him and look up to him! But, he himself is only close to Purple.

▸ reading or playing a game? Does blowing things up with his ships laser canons for fun count as a game?

QUESTIONNAIRE

▸ what are some of your muse’s bad habits? Chaotic brutal and cruel. Red has a bad habit of blowing things up and being stubborn when people don’t listen to him. He also tends to hold grudges and get irritated easily when it comes to certain things. Not to mention that he yells, like a LOT. He’s also very keen on lying, especially to Zim, for his own selfish reasons of not wanting Zim to murder him.  ▸ has your muse lost anyone close to them? how has it affected them? His entire graduating Invader class, along with the two previous tallest. This is what fuels his hatred and dislike towards Zim, seeing as HE is the reason for this. But this is also what makes him harbor a FEAR towards that defect of an irken. Not wanting the same to happen to the rest of their race & to himself and his co-leader.

▸ what are some fond memories your muse has? Most are from his days in the Irken Elite training. Most involving Purple & the closeness they shared. Theres also that one time he got to shoot Zim with a laser gun and say it was an accident, now THAT was fun! ▸ is it easy for your muse to kill? Very! He enjoys destruction and chaos! 

▸ what’s it like when your muse breaks down? He will blow everything up. Kill people. Destroy things. He becomes very VIOLENT.

▸ is your muse capable of trusting someone with their life? Only Purple.

▸ what’s your muse like when they’re in love? Rough & terrible! But also affectionate! That’s just irken culture. He’ll bully purple and call him names, but that means he loves him! He can be caring when he wants to, but because of how Irkens are, it’s definitely not like human love.

tagged by: @agentmothmxn tagging: steal it from me & tag me!