#dont make me break out the code name verity quote.
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"I'm not in middle school anymore I'm actually a year out of middle school and married so HA" is not the flex you think it is man
#shay speaks#also im not single or a drug user if we're talking about wild assumptions i'd love to know where you got either of those from#i have a girlfriend and barely drink alcohol and have never done anything harder than that ever#i cant even stand the smell of weed#also. i have an irrational fear of using zippo lighters i couldnt light it up even if i wanted to#and anon. anon. you will be 22 before you realize it and you better come to terms with that#it will sneak up on you quickly! and it is still considered Quite Young#i'm the youngest person at my workplace most of my coworkers are 30+ and like. they are just fine man#i make one joke about being 22 and some slight back pain and suddenly i'm 85????#idk why im saying this one of my coworkers is 80+ and still going strong#living the life man!#dont make me break out the code name verity quote.#oh how i desperately want to grow old
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