#dont get me wrong i love to flort with my friends. harmlessly. but this is feeling harmful and so quickly lol
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unattainable men love to flirt with and give me their phone numbers
#for some reason#YES it literally just happened AGAIN#lmfaoooooooooooooooo#however. im the one who excepted it. what am i supposed to do when a beautiful man with long blond hair and beautiful eyes and beautiful#smile#gives me his phone number.#and then he freaking.... said bark and woof and meow at me.... and i was just smiling and shaking my head because my brain wouldnt produce a#single appropriate response#and then. i left💜#i think everyone noticed that we were hamming it up.... so embarrassing like 😭 whyyyyyyyyyy aren't you single or at least why isn't your#partner nice to me too so i can just be your charming third. honestly#he really liked my raven skull ear weight and i was like i have two bt only ever wear one so. you can have the other one? and he gasped#and he had to scheme and said he would literally make me an earring in exchange... with a pearl... im like man i swear to god#thats so sweet and charming. smfh#dont get me wrong i love to flort with my friends. harmlessly. but this is feeling harmful and so quickly lol#sigh well colorful and wonderful people make your life colorful and wonderful and it's great that im incorporating such lovely people intoit#and i really shouldnt complain or be so weird about it lmao#anyway. i have pear tart
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