#dont get caps. still doesn't work.

[girlsexbattleorigins]

i fucking hate the sink vendor. GIVE ME MY CAPS BITCH BOY

[deathbysports]

By the way, if you don't feel like watching the NHL (or even hockey in general) this year because of all the bullshit that's happened, don't feel bad. Don't force yourself to watch this year if you don't feel like it. Feel free to skip a year or even a few select games.

[kromazque]

FUCK APPLE I HATE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH

[mydarlingclaudia]

Hello! I dont know if this count as request but something something about Leon slipping the heels for us and kissing the knees :(

No pressure my love💌

hi hi!! omg yes ofc I actually had something in my drafts to remind me to write something like this!! thank you so much for requesting here’s a little blurb <3 also I think this can be seen as any Leon after re2r but I imagined re6 Leon <3

tags : @lottiies @luvrgreyy wc : 672

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It’s late when you walk through the door, you’re not sure what time, but all the neighboring houses have their lights turned out, Leon must be asleep. You’re tired, thank God you didn’t pass out on the drive home. A night out with your friends had been long overdue, Leon was fine with it, he was just going to stay home and finish some paperwork, anyway.

You make your way through the kitchen and hallway to get to yours and Leon’s bedroom, you hear the hum of the tv through the door, maybe he fell asleep with the tv on?

When you open the door, he’s awake, sitting up against the headboard with his arms crossed over his chest, eyes flicking to you once you step inside.

“Hey,” Leon sits up straighter, lifting the blanket from his lap and ignoring whatever news anchor he was watching before. “Have a good time?”

“Yeah,” You nod and set your purse down on the dresser as one hand rubs over your face. “Why’re you still up?”

Leon chuckles and stands from the bed, coming around it and making his way to you. “What, don’t want me waiting up for you?” You step forward and let him wrap your arms around you, you rest your head on his shoulder and close your eyes.

“Mm, no. I gotta get ready for bed, though.”

“Tired?”

“I feel like that’s obvious.” Leon snickers and presses kisses to the top of your head, you let out a hum of appreciation.

“I got you, don’t worry.” You let out a soft groan when he pulls away from you, watching him move to the dresser to pull out your pajamas, making his way to you again.

“You don’t gotta dress me,”

“Can I undress you, at least?”

“Yeah,” You giggle, Leon wastes no time in untucking your shirt from your shirt, you lift your arms up so he can pull it up over your head. “I hope you aren’t just trying to get me naked.”

“Would you complain?”

“If you make me do the work, maybe.” Leon chuckles and gently kisses you while he unclasped your bra and slides the straps off your shoulders. He says nothing else when he leans down to press kisses to your collarbone, sliding your skirt down your hips and letting it pool on the floor around your heels.

“Sit down,” He puts your pajama shirt in your hands, you sit down on the edge of the bed while you pull on your shirt. Your skin tingles underneath Leon’s fingertips when he trails them down your legs, kneeling down in front of you.

Leon’s quick to undo the straps of your heels, his forehead pressed against your knee while he watches his hands. You giggle when he lets out a small huff of frustration, grabbing your foot and putting it in his lap so he can see better.

He eventually gets your heel off, tossing it to the floor at the foot of your bed then moves to the other one. Leon sighs when he’s done and looks up at you, you smile down at him.

“I love you,” You tell him.

“Love you more,” Leon knocks his forehead against your knee, after a few seconds he starts kissing at your knees and calves, trailing his lips up and down, making sure to get the insides and outsides of your legs, too.

“That tickles,”

"Sorry," He doesn't stop, continuing to plant kisses over your knee-caps before giving the skin above gentle nips, then finally pulling away and standing up again. "You look tired."

"Then stop distracting me from going to bed." Leon sits down next to you and shuffles onto his side of the bed, patting the spot beside him for you to lie down. You don't hesitate, it's routine, one of his arms wrapped around you, your head buried in his chest or neck.

"This good enough for you?" You nod, his arm tightens around you while his hand absentmindedly runs up and down your spine.

[cassandraclare]

q&a

Alexa: Will we ever get to hear about Tessa's time in the Spiral Labyrinth? I think that would be so cool. 2) Why does Jem always say that the Carstairs owe the Herondales? I know that Jem feels that Will saved him when he was a child, but Jem saved will just as much as Will saved Jem. I'm curious if you have any more thoughts on that, like if it is just part of Jem's personality that he feels so keenly that he owes Will.

Sure, Jem saved Will just like Will saved Jem, but that isn't going to make Jem feel like he owes Will less, because indeed, that's not his personality (or Will's — Will would say the Herondales owe the Carstairs.) For Jem, this is a very pure feeling, that he will always owe this debt to Will and to the Herondales, and even though he wouldn't deny he also saved Will, he wouldn't qualify the statement — "The Carstairs owe the Herondales, though, you know, the Herondales also owe the Carstairs and so it's basically even but I'd still like to help out" because it would undercut the strength of his conviction. None of that means he doesn't know he did a lot for Will and Will's family too! As to whether there's more to Jem's belief that the Carstairs owe the Herondales than the obvious, we will have to see.

Anonymous:  THE SHADOWHUNTER CHRONICLES. I SEE YOU HAVE WICKED POWERS IN THE WORKS (NOT SOON ENOUGH).... FOLLOWING KIT HERONDALE AFTER 2012 ERA BUT HERES MY QUESTION.... YOU HAVE ALL THIS GAP BETWEEN THE LAST HOURS SET IN 1900S UNTIL THE 2000S WITH THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS. WE, AS FANS DO NOT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE CARSTAIRS ETC, SUCH AS AFTER CHAIN OF THORNS.... ...... YOU HAVE MANY MANY MANY GAPS HERE TO BE TRYING TO END THE SERIES..... SOOOO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS WITH THE CHARACTERS. (AND YES IVE READ EVERY SINGLE BOOK).

Ack, the caps! Hello, friend. It is true that not every moment of every day of every decade has been described in a series, but that is fairly normal! We don't know exactly what transpires between Last Hours and Mortal Instruments (though we have many hints in the various short story collections, especially where it comes to the time of the Circle) — nor do we know what, for instance, was happening in the New York Institute during The Infernal Devices. With a big universe, you're never going to know what's happening in every place at every time. There will always be gaps; it's neither a bug nor a feature, more a natural consequence of the format.

I totally understand being like, "The Shadowhunter world cannot end with Wicked Powers, there are more stories to tell" but — whenever it all ended — there would always be more stories to tell.

princeash asked:

Hi Cassie!! So excited by the announcement! My question is, are we getting a Ash pov in tlkof?and could we maybe get a snippet of him 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 (also, I'm very happy about finally getting a release date and i dont mind waiting because i know you'll make it worth the wait!! 🤎)

Hello! We are not getting Ash's POV in TLKOF, unless something major changes. Ash is a bit of a mysterious figure for quite a while. Figuring out what makes him tick and what he's really up to is part of the fun. Also I'm working on not overwhelming people with so many POVs. :)

[ethicallyethan]

leon kennedy texting headcanons

11 pm thought dump

leon re2 (og) – all caps on accident [phone is too old and cant type in lowercase, then he gets so used to it that he cotinues to text in all caps on a newer phone]

leon re2 (remake) - types normally, has autocapitalization on ALWAYS. will unintentionally keyboard smash because his thumbs are too big for the keyboard

leon re4 (og) - prefers calling, doesnt usually have time to text

leon re4 (remake) - doesn't text , won't call , probably broke phone by sitting on it

leon infin darkness - texts with autocapitalization and occasionally correct punctuation , will use "👍" to say yes when possible . adjusted to texting but still prefers calling

leon re6 - normal, punctuated and grammatically correct messages. convo is 90% "Can't talk now." and 10% genuine conversation

leon vendetta - only like 8 people have his number and its DEF not you 😭

leon death island - sending you vine links that dont work anymore with "🤣🤣🤣." no actual conversation happening , his excuse being "we know each other in person so why do we have to talk through the phone." he will fall for using your temu codes

[satoriswife]

Kuroo Tetsurou x F!Reader

Title: “Oh yeah?”

warnings:Y/n and Kuroo just hating each other.

AGED UP (18–19) Sarcastic Flirting. There will also be Smut(Not in this chapter though) Chapter 1 / ?

Chapter 2 , 3 , 4, 5

You had no problems at all with being manager of Nekoma's boys volleyball team.But having to work with someone you despised so much was the worst part of your year.

Kuroo Tetsurou.

You had heard of him in your'e first year. Then had the pleasure of being in all of his classes during 2nd year. He was cocky. Sharp-witted. Too attractive for his own good. He strolls up into your space, arms crossed, looking you up and down like he's assessing whether you are worth his time or not. "So you're the new manager hm?" his lips tilting into a smirk. You lift an unimpressed brow. "And your'e the captain?" "You know I am.Everyone knows I am."

A whistle sounds from the sidelines,a few players snicker and Kuroo scoffs. "Dont be bratty." "Dont you have a job to be doing ?Because I know I do." You tilt your clipboard towards him. "You sure you can handle being a manager?We wouldn't want you to trip over you're own rules."

You hold his stare, refusing to back down from whatever this was. You laugh and take a step closer. "You worry about your'e spikes and job as captain and I'll worry about making sure this team doesn't fall apart because of your lack of discipline. mkay."

Kuroo blinks as you walk away.He was fuming,he let you talk to him like that. Two can play at this game.

-------------------------------------------------------------------- You got along with everyone within the first week.Even Kenma, and that pissed Mr Captain off. "Stop being grumpy Captain." You say grabbing the towel box from the storage room. "Im not a pirate don't fucking call me that." "Will you two stop. Kuroo hurry up."Yaku shouts from the court with the rest of the team. "Yes MOM." "Bro we are the same age Y/n." You watch as Kuroo storms off clearly in a bad mad today.Not that, that was any different from any other day.

Practice went on another few rounds and it was finally the end. Kuroo was making his oh so great captain speech,alongside coach.You waited patiently for kuroo to let you speak but instead started to wrap things up.

"Wait a sec." You say, as the boys turn back. "In 2 weeks I organised a training camp that some other schools including Fukurodani and Karasuno have accepted to take part in. So hope that we can be welcoming and treat them well whilst they stay here for the week." You watch as they all walk off excited. Kuroo stands close leaning into your space checking your notes. "Do you have to breathe into me?" You say pulling away to look at him. "Its called existing.Im just standing here." He grits. "Dile it down abit Cap,wont want you to explode." "You better shut the fuck up yeah." He says about to step closer but noticing Coach still beside him he doesn't.

You knew he wanted to say ‘You’re getting on my nerves.’ Or ‘you’re infuriating.’

And it made you laugh.That you made him react this way.

“Kuroo.” You hear Kenmas honey voice speak. “Are you coming out to dinner with us?Lev forced me to.”

“Uh yea, I’ll be right out.” He says sighing.

“Oh uhh.Y/n..The others dont mind if you come too.”

“Oh Id lov-”

“NO.”

“You dont get to make that decision for me.”

“But Im captain so I say no.”

“Yea i noticed.But Im still going.Im starving Kenma so Id love to!!” You say budging past Kuroos shoulder.

“Brat.” He mutters.

And that was your daily routine.

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A/N two different stories in one day?

This Kuroo ff will have longer chapters so be prepared for whats to come.

[kalpeavaris]

Finally! The designs for the main trio for the furry/creature!AU is ready... OTL only took me like a month to complete and I still have to design clothes for N & V, but... that'll be done another day when I dont have a raging headache LMAO

more below the cut!

UZI - Theme; "Dangerous Stranger"

Dwarf bat, is slightly smaller than most of her peers - got her heigh from her dad (and not from her mother, obviously LOL)

VERY fluffy neck area, which puffs out when she's angry or embarassed. It happens alot especially during her earlier arc, since she's not really used to be around people.

Has a dormant/inactive strain of the rabies-like virus the Solver belongs to, however, despite its dormant status it does affect her personality and behaviour slightly! She's way more unhinged than OG Uzi, especially in her post-arc.

LOVES raves/rave music. Differently from OG Uzi she's less of an emo/goth personality and more of a 2000s raver girlie (which is evident in her theme lol)

Loud mouthed and WILL voice her opinion, lol

Her mom is a touchy subject and she WILL get angry when you push her about it too much

In the beginning of her story Uzi's fairly similar to OG Uzi - snarky, pushes people away and hates it when they care for her well-being, assuming that people just fake being nice in order to get something from her. She's not particularily insecure, but rather "too" self-preserving and just doesn't really want to get hurt in the long run. Losing her mother has taken a toll on her mental health and being infected with the solver-strain doesn't really help

Later on, she opens up and allows her true personality to finally shine through... which is slightly unhinged. Actually, very unhinged, but in an... kind of adorable way :']] She gets way more self-confident and allows people to approach her, which also helps when Cyn moves in with them

N(ATHAN)

Harpy Eagle, fairly tall (7'2" / 2,20m) and muscular for his species. Strong! Has a very prominent keel (sternum) visible on his chest

His hair behind the cap are more like feathers and correspond to his emotions! Can floof up or lay flat

Fourth toe on his feet is very moveable and can be turned so it's infront with his other three primary toes - he can grab stuff fairly easily thanks to his anatomy & carry it with ease!

Similar to Vera, he was "born" in the lab and cloned from another harpy eagles DNA (he doesn't know who though)

A bit naive and sometimes too good-hearted, trusts easily but if his trust is broken through actual malice he won't hold back if need be

Very good fighter, especially in the air

Carrier, can travel fairly fast by flight!

Ends up with Thad later on in the story, teehee >:]]c

V(ERA)

Egyptian Mau x Oriental Longhair, shaves alot of her longer fur for work purpose - only her tail remains with long fur, but it's fairly unkempt due to lack of time to properly care for it during the main story.

Blind in right eye due to a former work contract going wrong, uses glasses to take some load off of her left eye during work

Plantigrade, prefers to be barefoot though even if there are boots available for her to wear

Works together with Nathan for the Elliott Labratories (running errands, delivering dangerous substances/test containers/diseases etc.)

Dislikes working with Janette, the Labs secretary

Heavily into oldschool rock and punk music (fights with Uzi alot about music lol)

Knows how to drive cars! :]

Was "born" in the labs (artifical creation from the cells of two cats)

Infected with the same inactive/dormant Rabies-Strand that Nori, Yeva and Uzi carry - which she is aware off. She also knows that Nathan has it, but hasn't told him yet due to being afraid of it affecting him too harshly.

[thebibliosphere]

Hi! How are you doing? Sorry to bother you, but i dont know many scottish people and idk who to talk to about this book I found on audible. It's called Imogène, by french author Charles Exbrayat. Do you know him /the book? I've started reading it but I had to pause because, while being sold as a "humorous spy story" I find the protagonist, a "very proudly scottish" woman, to be... an offensive caricature? Like she acts like a fool, honestly. This book contains some interesting points about sexism (it was published in 1959), and ridiculous british habits (such as employees forced to give money for princess anna's birthday or being socially scorned). I'm sure the shared dislike / distrust the protagonist and her british colleagues feel are (were?) realistic. But she is so extra, and the story keeps telling how lonely she is, even after working 20 years in london. She has No friends, most acquitances dont talk to her for various motivations, her bosses hates her ... idk I feel this book is actually mocking scottish people? Or scottish women??? I was SO there for a "strong woman protagonist who gives cutting remarks to her boss or peers", but this looks wrong. Idk. I didnt know whom ask for inputs. Maybe i'm reading too much into it. Feel free to ignore this mega rant. Have a good day!

I think cultural and historical context and time of publication-- which was almost 70 years ago --are important factors to take into consideration when we look at fiction through our current expectations.

I can’t speak to the book as I’ve never read it, but speaking as a Scots woman who worked for an English publishing house for a while, being made to feel alienated by my boss and others due to being Scottish was unfortunately still something going on in 2011.

I’d get lots of “Oh but you sound so eloquent” remarks regarding my thinned-out accent (something I did on purpose to avoid being told to “speak properly” which was also something I heard a lot in school if I ever used my native Scots language instead of “Queen’s English.”) and one time my boss referred to me as “their civilized Scot” to an American author, whose Scottish romance book I was supposed to be fixing the dialogue on.

The phrasing was along the lines of, “Don’t worry, you’ll be able to understand her. Joy is our civilized Scot.”

The author laughed and made another derogatory comment about how they just loved Scottish accents even if it was unintelligible a lot of the time. I kept my mouth shut because I didn't want to lose my first career job.

I kept my mouth shut a lot in that job.

In that regard I could very well empathize with the character being lonely and not engaging with anyone, even after 20 years.

The proud Scottish woman can be a bit of a caricature, but that doesn't necessarily mean it is intended as mocking.

Again, cultural/historical context matters.

I wasn’t alive in 1959, but I know there was a lot of Scottish media about the time that leaned into the stubbornness and pride of Scots women both for humor and to make societal commentary on the fact that women were strong and more independent than they’d ever been following two world two and a lot of men weren’t happy about it and wanted them to go back into their boxes. As a result the mouthy, proud Scots woman became a mockable caricature that turned women into shrill, over proud scolds.

Get back in your box or we’ll make fun of you, basically.

So is this book being mocking, or is it employing popular tropes of the time, knowing that audience will understand what it means and that the female protagonist is being subversive despite what others expect from her?

I can’t say. Again, haven’t read it. It could be utter dogshit and making total fun of my culture. But I do think when looking at older media we need to put our thinking caps on and think, “How would the audience of the time, 1959, have viewed and engaged with this?”

Expecting a “strong female protagonist” as we know it from media today isn’t going to work with media that’s almost 70 years old.

Hell, the “strong woman protagonist” wasn’t even something any piece of media could agree on when I was growing up in the 90s.

Times change. Literary tropes and preferences change. It helps to keep that in mind.

[eph3merall]

📞 : v-day gifts w all my pairs ( and au's ) . . .

an. havent had motivation to post lately so sorry if this is eh. i promise im working on reqs when im able to. got a lil lazy at the end i apologize

# fratboy!chris x loser!reader ★

candy n sweets from loser. chris didnt get her anything. she got personalized rolling paper for him, with a little heart and her name. maybe she wanted chris to like her a little more, even as he just eyes her weirdly when she hands the little bag of gifts to him. inside, he finds lollipops of various of his favorite flavors, a pair of earrings, the rolling paper, another new lighter, and a simple black cap. a piece of paper is slipped inside that reads, 'happy valentines day! ur cool :)' from loser, because she didnt have the courage to tell him she loves him. chris doesn't know how to react, only nodding his head and placing the bag somewhere onto the mess of his desk.

# artist!matt x muse!writer!reader ᝰ.ᐟ

matt painted a scenic view of the forest walk they took just a few weeks ago. a dusting of snow on the ground, tall trees, the filter of sunlight that peeks through the trees. muse is seen in the background, laughing, running towards matt who had captured the moment on his photography camera. he added pink hearts around the corner, a sticky note on the back said 'cutie! happy v-day baby'. muse got standard chocolates, a box of conversation hearts ( that tasted like chalk ), and a new paintbrush for matt. along with that, she poured her heart out into a little note for him, smiling all shy when matt read it. lets say, they ended up 'loving' eachother lots later that night.

# dealer!chris x innocent!bff!reader ꒰ঌ ໒꒱

bff got chris a bracelet and homemade cookies. she made the bracelet too, the beads still littering her room when she got too mad that it wouldnt tie off. the little beads being brown and blue, alternating translucent brown circles and baby blue stars. she handed a little tray of sugar cookies to chris straight on, murmuring a little 'happy valentines day', then sliding the bracelet onto his wrist. chris had to fight the urge to start laughing, hating the way the beads rubbed at his skin so unusually. ( he forgets he has it on sometimes and wonders why his friends and clients stare at him strangely sometimes ). he offered you a hug and presented you a necklace. 'how much was this?' 'nah.. nah, dont worry bout it.'

# toxic!matt + toxic!chris , and toxic!ex!matt 𖦹°‧

the two brothers respectfully did not get anything for their girls at all. whatever gifts they got, they're acting all grateful and happy to appease them for another day ( and to hopefully get into their pants by the end of the night ). and, well, the two of them do.

toxic!ex!matt got you some expensive jewelry just to keep you around for a little longer. the little note he got from you was cute, or whatever, he doesn't remember what it says though when he's fucking you at the end of the day.

# gamer!matt x sleepy!reader ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

sleepy woke up late, 'forgetting' what day it was. matt is already up, talking on the phone with chris when he sees her shift around in his bed. he's quick to hide the little love letter he wrote on his desk, shoving it into a random bag nearby. for the rest of the day, the two are out and about, having fun. sleepy lets matt treat her to a museum tour, food, and any other little things she ends up buying. once the two are home and when matt is in the shower, sleepy has a little basket sat on her lap for when he's out. 'payed secretly for some stuff today... only some of it though, like this teddy bear'. it was various little items and things you know matt liked, and she felt practically ecstatic seeing the way his face lit up. matt is basically vibrating with excitement, quick to fetch the little love letter in an envelope, placing a keychain into sleepy's hand as well.

# stalker!matt ( dont read if you dont like !!!!! you can block the stalker!matt tag as well if needed )

leaves a surprise gift box for you on your desk. of course, you don't know who he is—reading the note on the box that reads 'happy valentines day.' in scratchy handwriting. weirdly enough, it sort of resembles matts handwriting. but it couldn't be him, that would be weird and out of character. matt wouldnt do something like this. you have half a mind to not even open the box, until you do, and what greets you is a pretty pink pair of panties and necklace with a heart pendant.

# vampire!matt ꨄ︎

matching rings and cute new leg warmers for you. you got him a pair of jeans and homemade red velvet brownies, and he was honestly ecstatic. you two spent the day inside. unfortunately matt was absolutely set on the idea of showing you how much he loves you, after all, ( in his words ), it *is* valentines day.

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©eph3merall 2025

[c0unt3rc0m84t]

Okay so Thunderbolts came out. Spoilers ahead and potential trigger warnings. Reader discretion advised

Trigger warning SH

Yelena is perfect. That is all.

In all seriousness I've seen a lot of people talking about this and some had good to say and some not so good. I needed this movie. I think a lot of people needed this movie. As someone diagnosed bipolar and borderline, a lot of things hit. Watching a marvel movie with the big fight being with someone who was deep in the darkness and everyone reaching out to save him was beautiful. The thing that got me the most though was the self harm and self destructive parts. Hearing Yelena the entire movie struggle with direction and watching 3 times as she walks a tightrope with death hurt. The opening took me out. That felt personal. The way she just accepted they were going to be incinerated also hurt. Finally her just walking into the void (which idk if im weird but I still don't really feel like she knew there was a way out or way to save him) just fucking hurt. It all hurt but to actually see someone who I relate to like Yelena just openly express how much she wants to give in was kind of cathartic. Watching her protect her younger self was cathartic. Hearing Alexei (who I've expressed having a lot of anger towards because of the beginning of Black Widow) tell her how pure he sees her and how much he loves her and is trying to be there even though he is a fuckup was cathartic. I've been alone a lot of my life and to see her journey was so beautiful to me.

Yeah there are still some problems. We didn't see Bucky or Alexei or Ava's void dreams and it sucks. I think we have seen enough of Bucky but it would have been cool for him to look the Winter Soldier in the face and confront it even for a second. I dont know if there's much for Ava honestly we know about her past a decent amount. The one that bugs me is Alexei. We don't know really anything about his past or how he became Red Guardian and I wish we had gotten some of that but I think the movie worked without it. It definitely felt Yelena, Bob and Bucky centric and I hope the next one will expand on the others if we get another (probably).

What I really enjoyed though is how the real antagonist wasn't Bob or even Void. The real antagonist was (obviously their own traumas but) Valentina. Having the big antagonist be someone who's just a manipulator for the trauma movie kinda hit. Val sent all of them to kill each other and they became a team instead. I think many people have had situations where a manipulator pointed them at someone and then you become friends with that person and realize the manipulator was manipulating (that felt english). The fact Valentina made him his "best self" and tried to make him obedient to her just to try to kill him when he turned is contrasted with him trying to kill the team at his darkest and they showed him compassion and understanding and empathy and helped him heal the wounds instead of just putting an image over him was amazing. Yeah it felt a little cheesy at times and the conflict being solved with a hug is definitely cheesy but I loved it anyway. It came down to a bunch of antisocials finding others like them and becoming a team.

Honestly I understood why Walker was how he was in FatWS but this movie while not giving him as much as I wish it could have did a good job at showing that he's a soldier first (perhaps a trigger happy one). He doesn't act like a person that much but I think its nice to have kept that as something he finds comfort in. While Yelena was comforting herself and masking with sarcasm for some humor and Alexei masked with being grandiose, John was kind of masking with his soldier roots. I think it was intentional to show how important being a soldier was to him. He lost being Cap and was kicked out of service but he "gave his life for their mandates".

Ghost didn't get much and I think that's a bummer but also to our knowledge her biggest trauma is the fact she could die at any moment because of her intangibility (understandable). I think for her she was just happy to have connection with people. She only had Bill Foster in Antman so I think she needed friends. I hope we learn more and get more depth for her going forward because she's cool and yeah.

I will say I wish Bucky got to do more. Like yes he had some badass fight scenes and was a mood grumpy old cat man style but if they were going to do mental health than I think Bucky should have been the one to help them heal more. I think Alexei was good for Yelena to heal, but Buckys arc in FatWS was learning to heal. My biggest complaint in this was him being reverted back to being grumpy and depressed when he was so happy at the end of FatWS. Him going back felt like a regression. I do think its interesting he's helping Yelena call the shots and clearly I love Yelena but I think where Bucky is he should be the one leading. If he goes out in Secret War or Doomsday I think that's when Yelena should have taken over. Personally I think Yelena needs a bit more time although I do enjoy how they're pushing her to the forefront currently.

Bob was adorable and it'll be interesting to see where he'll go. I dont have much to say honestly he felt like a plot device with some character to me. I think it'll be interesting to see how he fits in with the rest of them with his status at the end.

Taskmaster I think should have gotten a bit of time. I think they could have given us a bit of depth to her and then if they still wanted to kill her do it then but make us feel a bit more for her. That also would have made her death have more of an impact. That's like the other ball I felt was dropped. She deserved better and I think they catered a little too hard to the haters of Antonia in this one. Anyways that's my thoughts on it. Thank you for reading.

[regretevator-headcanons]

Do you understand Scag? I do.

This is a big list of dialogue meant to highlight Scag's writing quirks, which may be useful in fanfiction and roleplay. I've been so fascinated by Scag and her dialogue that I had to do this.

Basics

Scag uses a lot of Internet slang, which makes sense because she is a TV that knows a lot about old computer programs and make references to streamer lingo. The most obvious of this is "How do I ban this guy chat" (to Pest) and "Yours... not so peak" (to Prototype), including suffixes like -core, -maxxer or -maxxing, and -filled.

She also has a fairly inconsistent typing pattern when it comes to capitalization.

The Suffixes

The suffixes are the weirdest part of Scag's dialogue, especially if you don't know about Internet speak so much. I will unfortunately have to explain some of this to you.

-core

core is often applied to make new genres of aesthetic or music (think scenecore, emocore, weirdcore, and horrorcore). The way that Scag uses it is as an adjective, usually to describe a person or item belonging to a certain group.

Examples: "HORRIBLECORE" (when sprayed with water), "SWEETCORE" (when given roses), "go get cleancore soon though" (talking to Mark about sawdust), "WINCORE" (talking to Prototype about watching CDs), "IT ADDS TO THE AESTHETICCORE!" (talking to Reddy about sparking animatronics), "Dude thats like scagcore" (when Spud! mentions having an old TV monitor like her)

It's noticeable that "win" by itself is already technically considered slang, similar to saying "w" (which is win). I find it funny Scag still says -core at the end of it though.

-maxx, -maxxing, -maxxer

-maxx is a suffix that has been applied to mean "getting the maximum output for the minimum input", essentially meaning to work smart and not hard. Scag mainly applies this word to mean something done thoroughly.

Examples: "Spellmaxx this out for me real quick" (to Wallter)

-maxxing is the big one used in most of Scag's dialogue.

-maxxer is used to describe when you are a part of a group that does the above. She only uses this word twice, once to describe Prototype and the other to talk to Spud!.

Examples: "the friendfilled visitmaxxer" (to Prototype), "dont fret spudmaxxer, you'll probably find your home" (to Spud!)

filled

-filled is used similarly to "pilled" where it's an adverb to describe a lot of something, similar to -maxx. For example, "humorpilled" is "full of humor" and its context is used in a joke.

Examples: "OH you don't get the humorfilled joke do you" (to Gnarpy about a television joke), "happy joyous birthdayfilled occasion btw" (to Poob about their birthday), and "Your projects can range up to skyscraperfilled heights???" (to Wallter talking about construction)

head

In some chats with a few characters, Scag uses the suffix "head" to describe when someone is performing an action that is intrinsic to their character. For example, when she mentions commissioning Wallter for her floppy shoppy floor, she says, "I'm glad I commissionheaded you for the building LOL"

Scag calls herself a "computerhead" when requesting that Bive doesn't use her like a computer, and refers to FleshCousin as a "parrothead" when it is mimicking her words.

Capitalization (and lack of consistency)

Depending on who Scag is talking to, the capitalization of her sentences and words vary. Sometimes I'ms are capitalized but sometimes they're stylized as i'm (lowercased).

It seems a lot of Scag's capitalization style goes down to how she feels, for example;

Excitement or emphasis — All caps, examples being: "DUDE / Your sillytalk is on POINT" (to Split on hearing her jokes), "Hrm..... / a floppyshoppy tower... / ONE DAY" (to Wallter on talking about construction), "ARE YOU READY FOR / GAMEUM NIGHT ULTIMATE 10000 / with exclusive puzzlefilled fun." (to Prototype as a dialogue opener)

Quiet/Introspective — A very rare side of Scag, she often talks in lowercase if thinking or talking in a more quieter tone. Some examples are when she talks to Split, "ermm... / methinks that the little hamsters in my internal structure has stopped the production of joyfilled thoughts..." as well as her talking to Spud, upon realizing that he doesn't know where his home is, "wuh oh / dont fret spudmaxxer, you'll probably find your home"

Punctuation

Scag uses a lot of periods, but she also often ends sentences without any sort of punctuation whatsoever. When she uses punctuations, she often also uses an excess amount of ellipses to drive her point home.

Examples: "uhuhh....... / LAME" (to Reddy about FNARB), “Hrm..... / a floppyshoppy tower... / ONE DAY.” (to Wallter about his construction), "... / cringeeee" (to Mark about being old or whatever)

There are whole interactions where Scag doesn't use punctuation, such as her talk with PartyNoob, entering the elevator, being showered in rose petals, and her idles.

[thequietkid-moonie]

Request: In honor of Charles Martinet retiring from voicing Mario and the other other mustached Mario characters, how about Mario and Luigi finding thier S/O trying out one of their caps?

S/O try out their caps

[ SCENARIO ] [ Mario, Luigi ]

[ Super Mario Bros ]

OMG!! dont even tell me!! Thats so sad!! I don't want him to goooo buaaaaaahhh

I'm still a little confused because i also had read that he will still be the oficial voice, I don't know i'm going to search it right now!

Also, first time writing for Super Mario Bros!! Thank you!!

Mario

Even in a relationship Mario is pretty lay back but always sincere, he is pretty open with his feelings and affectionate but he is more of acts of service than physical affection

Mario knows how it is to be judged or constantly under the pressure of others, that is why he prefer to don't judge you and support and is always saying it to you

If you ask him if he could lend you his cap, he doesn't have troubles doing it but will ask you why out of curiosity (probably at the same time as he gives you the cap), it could also happen that you borrow it while he isn't using it, in any case he doesn't mind much if you borrow his cap

Seeing you using his cap is initialy surprising, is something that probably had never crossed his mind so he initialy doesn't know how to react and end up asking you what are you doing, but it isn't that he doesn't like it. It doesn't matter if you put the cap on when he is there with you or he find you trying it doesn't change much his reaction

After his initial surprise he finds it kinda adorable that you wanted to try his cap, he will compliment you and probably tease you a little bit (and laugh softly if you blush for it). If you try to imitated him he will laughs even more and start making some jokes about it

Mario has no problem with you using his cap whenever you want (as long as he isn't working, is part of his uniform) and he can't help but think that you look rather cute with the cap (and has no problem with saying it, sometimes with a little blush)

Luigi

Even when being in a relationship Luigi can be easily flustered, but at the time pass he win a little more confidence and doesn't get all shy all the time. As shy as he can be Luigi is actually pretty open with his love, but he is better at showing it on indirect ways (that way he doesn't get all flustered and blushy)

Luigi sincerely cheerish for you and support you in anything you want (as long as you aren't in danger or is something too scary, still he tries his best), he had learn from his brother and he want to be always there for you (just as he has always had his brother)

If you ask him if he could lend you his cap he will be really surpised, probably a little nervous for what you may have in mind, he will ask you nervously why do you want his cap but if you insist he will lend it to you (still a little nervous)

Seeing you using his cap will suprise him even more, making him a little flustered, if he had found you trying it he will probably turn around and go, not wanting to interrupt you or even embarrassed you. Luigi doesn't really say much about it unless you ask him something or you seem insecure, trying to reasure you that you look great with the cap (triping with his word)

At the end Luigi is pretty flustered but when he finally calms down he will just laugh at what happened, finding amusing and rather cute that you wanted to use his cap (he wouldn't mind if you want to use it again in the future, also he doesn't has the heart to tell you no even if you want to keep it while he is out for work)

[youremyheaven]

this is gunna sound so weird... men make my skin crawl. Like im attracted to men but everytime i see a man, my rbf awakens and i become hyper aware of my surroundings 😭

it doesn't help that im attending an all girls college now... any advice on how to ease up pls around them? I find it hard to even want to talk to them 😭 ik all men aren't bad and i may always not be in danger (imagine that in all caps and red) but i just wanna be able behave and think like a normal person around them ( this is so much that i even can't stand strangers)

Loads of luv to you ❤

honestly i hope u meet better men!!! there are some disgusting nasty perverted pieces of shit out there who dont deserve to be around women and i completely get why u would feel repulsed by them.

i wonder if u have malefic influence, they usually struggle the most with the opposite gender

tips on how to ease up around men:

think in terms of energy. dont project anger or hatred because thats what you will see in return. i know this is very triggering and difficult for many people but you HAVE to believe in good to SEE good. despite absolutely everything that ive gone thru, i still believe that people are inherently good, kind and helpful and i see proof of it everyday.

ive had men treat me with dignity, respect and kindness in the shadiest of circumstances and ive had men be nasty to me out in the open, so it just comes down to character. just think of men as people honestly and not as hound dogs about to attack u.

2. imagine them as little boys

sometimes when men are soft or boyish with me, it reminds me of how they mustve been as kids and it warms me. i have two little boy cousins who are 12 and 6 respectively and they both adooooreeee me and want to marry me when they grow up🥺🥺🥺theyre the sweetest kids on the planet and i could never ever feel otherwise, theyre my babies. idk if this is something u can relate to but think of a little boy you're close to, how innocent and silly he is and how you could never see him as a threat or hate him and understand that grown men can be like that too.

3. how we treat people has a lot to do with how people treat us

if you have a rbf and generally act standoffish and cold/distant, then you're probably perceived as being bitchy 😬😬and nevermind men, even women probably find u intimidating or hard to approach. im only saying this because learning how to navigate social situations is 90% of adulthood and the key to personal and professional success.

learn to smile more. i know women hate being told to smile but honestly we should alllll smile more. force yourself to do it until it becomes a habit. be that person who smiles at strangers. dont u feel happy when someone smiles at you??? so in turn, be that person to others!!! <33

learn to get out of your head. most people think too much. i hate spending time with people who talk about everything from a victim pov. like yes sure u/we women, are in a position of disadvantage in many ways, historically speaking but ???? this attitude?? wont get u anywhere. (I'm speaking generally and not about you particularly)

i would say the key is to turn inward and work on yourself. read all those cliche self help books about "how to influence people" yada yada,, learn social etiquette and watch all those youtube gurus who teach soft skills. forget about men and hating them for a second and just focus on self improvement. as you change, youll see the world change with u.

just think of men as people basically. also idk if youre familiar with carl jung but i feel like you have a wounded animus. many women who grew up with an absent (emotionally or otherwise) father grow up to project all that onto men. and in turn have damaging relationships with men!!

im not a man defender and im in no way saying all men are good but i genuinely dont think its healthy to hate, thats all!!

idk if any of this is helpful sikeee but lmk if u have any updates

also lots of love to u too angel!!<3

[macsimagines]

okay so could i request a tokyo revengers matchup?

about myself: As for outer appearance, i seem cold, egoistical, and pretty chill. My outift style being mostly loose and dark clothes.

and as for insides i actually like to be there and comfort people, or giving/lending people my things and having play fights. My love language is physical contact and i tend to be clingy and needy, i like yanderes, and pretty good at my studies. I have some mental illnesses like depression, ADHD, OCD and doesn't really take that much care of myself, a few treating myself with snack here and there and no other. I tend to copy the personality of the person im close with, and also quite weird person. I still have red flags that i tend to ignore ppl when upset or harm myself to not harm others.. also i have thick glasses because of my poor eyesight (TT). As for mbti im an INTP, and im a Christian^^ (i hope you respect that)

additional; these are some like little details so feel free to ignore

Im unusually uncomfortable when someone uses the stairs behind me (even if im not wearing skirts) it just feels weird TT. and i dont really realize my surrounding that much so i end sometimes getting lost and not cleaning my room or things like that also i can get like a lil hyperactive in irl and texts like singing in school orrr replying with all caps and so much random emojis-

(I REALLY HOPE ITS ENOUGH CUZ AFTER READING YOUR WARNING (i fully respect it) I GOT A BIT NERVOUS TT)

have a great day Ms. Mac ^o^! And thank you for your time reading this request of mine!

MINORS DNI

WARNINGS: ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP, MANIPULATIVE AND VIOLENT TENDENCIES

ok! so for you i match you wiiiiiiith

HANMA SHUJI

Sorry boo, but you're just too adorable not to be noticed by someone like this. He's going to take advantage of every insecurity every minor detail and hyper focus.

He loves you, in his own sociopathic way. Its not lost on him how you crave his attention and affections and he takes full advantage of what you need. Hanma can go weeks without texting you, but don't worry he's watching closely, just loving the way you squirm without him...

But you're amazing! You're sweet and loving and he knows others will notice too. He knows more and more people will reach out, whether they're intentions are good or bad, he will isolate you from everyone. Hanma wants you all to himself, he wants to be your only support but without any of the actual work that will come with it. He likes the fact that your whole world revolves around him, but doesn't want his whole world to revolve around you. (oh but don't worry we're getting into what will happen when he realizes you're his everything.)

Hanma notices that you will shift your personality to match his own better. He likes to test that as well, his sadism and his altogether violent tendencies. He'll take it as far as he wants and revel in the fact that you're cracking under the precious.

You don't like the fact that he broke that guys ribs in front of you? But you laughed when he punched him in the face. You're scared that he just mugged that guy for his wallet? But you said you were hungry! You can't stand that cigarette burn he left on your thigh? But you said you loved him! PROVE IT.

He's going to exploit more and more of you. Your good habits, your bad ones, and eventually when you start to crack or get depressed he's going to be mad that you're changing. He might just up and leave you if you don't fix that bad attitude of yours. And when you try to fix yourself, when you struggle and fail he'll be reveling in all your broken pieces.

Eventually, he'll think he's bored. Hanma will really believe that he's done with you and dip out on you, broken and lost, and for weeks he'll be on edge. Wake up everyday so angry that no good morning texts with all those lame sparkles and heart emojis are no where to be found (like he didn't block you), so angry that he's not hearing your voice anymore, so upset at the loss of your soft hands and sweet kisses. You said forever, how come you're not proving it like you usually do.

He's going to show up, a month later, picking a fight with you.

"You and all your bullshit, Y/N," he'll yell, maybe even throw something, "You're such a fucking liar. Love me forever but can't even show up when I really need you. Do you like what you're putting me through?"

[smileposting]

new demo observations - part 2!

these focus more lil crumbs of lore here and there that weren't noted in the first post. click here for part 1!

the rift emits a faint Ambience when the camera zooms in on it after you first arrive in the grove. best way i can describe it is like... brown noise. a bassline. something Deep but subtle.

you Can knock down the inspekta cutout on the first island by hitting it with an anchor/ball/etc. there's still no interaction prompt like there is with the mitternacht cutout though, i.e. you cannot knock it down with your bare hands. would not be surprised if this was supposed to be foreshadowing.

bizzy boys in general don’t seem to be very popular lol. they have a reputation for being loud, dumb, mischievous, and starved for praise. can’t say it’s inaccurate! mitternacht even starts crying harder after you tell her inspekta's going to save the day. oddly, razzma doesn't seem to hold their rowdiness against inspekta (although something tells me he really should.)

razzma wrote the big book of king quotes, under the name razzma v. tazz.

in addition to capochin-second-in-command-best-of-da-bunch-dont-forget-it, capochin also claims he is capochin-prettiest-handsomest-bizzyboy-extraordinaire.

al has eaten dirty laundry before. and grass. and dirt. and other bizzyboy's snacks. apparently many of them either don't eat on the job or hide their food from him to escape his endless hunger.

ban got the other letters in his name for giving capochin an hour-long back massage.

vib insults our fit if we call him a bug despite citing it as an inspiration in his default dialogue. very funny. also if you use capochin's words to tell him to get to work he gets Really into it. like moreso than any of the other bizzyboys. starts callin himself capochin's loyal pup. which could mean nothing.

inspekta can’t say “adorable.” it’s like trying to pronounce worcestershire sauce to him.

prior to ascension, inspekta was the leader of the bizzyboys on earth (duh.) when he assigned his role to capochin after ascending, the latter apparently reacted So strongly that inspekta thought he would die. apparently sometimes he wonders if it’s too much responsibility for cap…

calling inspekta a tiny weak little bug apparently reminds him of his human/mortal years, which is. Hm.

inspekta thinks P is cute, but otherwise doesn't have much patience for him at all lmao. does not care for his captain obvious tendencies.

IF YOU TELL BUG GOODY JOB ON THE GOODY WORK FROM INSPEKTA HE TRIES TO SELL YOU OUT BC HE STILL THINKS YOU’RE KING LMAOOOOOO. granted he could also just be trying not to piss inspekta off.

“if yew insist on solvin’ this mystery yewrself, yew be awful careful! the gods can be spiteful folk! proud, too! that’s what the last godpoke could nevah under-sand. i don’t want my godpoke to end uppy like king!” hi inspekta. what the fuck does that mean

“lettin’ words affect you this much? what a drain!” you would know somethin' about that wouldn’t you spek?

lulu seems more willing to trust a “king apologist” than anything else. using the "i miss my eloquent king!" dialogue gets more dialogue out of her than i think almost any other response. interesting.

i might have me a lil crush on her. don't worry about it.

why is king’s letter to milldread like. baiting people into doing blood sacrifice lmao. “oh how horrible… who could do such a thing…. probably a very brave person. probably someone who wasn’t a fuckin pussy” like Dude.

thinking. inspekta thinks king is trying to push all the gods apart yeah? but according to people like mitternacht and razzma, it doesn’t sound like they had all that much before king entered the picture? sounds like all you'd need for them to be at each other's throats again would just be for king to leave. so what's the point of the letters?

ok i'll stop here before we get into speculation. finished the demo by this point anyway!