#dont fuck with spiderman or he'll fucking dent you
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Bucky: Peter is so small
Clint: come on, give the kid a break
Sam: yeah, he just hasn't had his growth spurt yet
Peter: Hey! I've had enough, I won't stand for this anymore! *slams fists on the table* ...ow *2 huge fist dents in the table*
Sam: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Clint: That was VIBRANIUM!
Steve: How did you do that!?
Sam: Steve! Can you do that!?
Bucky: No, we can't
Sam: Steve. Try it.
Steve: sure!
Bucky: STEVE! NO!
Steve: *slams fists on table* *crunch* OW OW OW OW OW! I think I broke my hand!
Bucky: YOU IDIOT STEVE!
#Steve couldn't dent it#clint bought q frame and put it over the dent#to preserve it#he tried to drill a plaque into it too#it said#dont fuck with spiderman or he'll fucking dent you#tony removed the plaque and frame because they were annoying him#they now use it as a snack bowl#and by they I mean clint#he puts peanuts in it#and snacks on them in important meetings#peter parker#spiderman#clint barton#bucky barnes#steve rogers#sam wilson#winter soldier#marvel cinematic universe#marvel#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect mcu#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#tony stark#mcu
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