#dont forget to take your lunchbox with you before taking over ninjago my son!!!

[themetallicnemesis]

PLEASE tell me all about your evil little guys how did they meet so they still have powers why are they friends I love them

1- Basically they met through Garmadon!! In the bizarro-verse Garmadon never got banished (i'm still not sure how wu and misako are hanging over here but i don't think they would be evil) and he's the one who searched for and trained the ninjas to be his own evil students!

I already posted this but because he was never banished he got to raise Lloyd himself while never being aware that Lloyd his baby boy himself was the green ninja.

Honestly if you asked how Garmadon got so many kids after that, he would have no idea how to answer that.

He kinda just adopted Kai, Nya and later on Zane because they had no one looking after them. Garmadon may be very affected by the venom by now, but we all know he's still a softie for kids and seeing the kids of his old friends all alone with no explanation would certainly worry him.

And because tiny kid Kai (who sees himself as so very responsible for his little sister and gets so very offended at anyone who implies otherwise) doesn't want any adult's dumb pity or charity, Garmadon had to tell him a white lie to convince him that he's not seeing him as a charity case and make him accept his help. Garmadon at the moment was just saying whatever it took to convince the kid, but somehow that ended with kid Kai thinking he landed a job as this guy's toddler son bodyguard and future evil henchman and Garmadon just went "You know what, sure, fine let's go with it"

Eventually when Kai and Nya grew a bit he decided to start training them for real, and he saw that they really have some potential for this kind of stuff, and who knows? Maybe these kids can actually help him after some more training??

And that ended in him finding more teenagers and offering to train them as well just like Wu does in canon.

Basically he's training them to protect Lloyd + help him find the golden weapons and take over ninjago, and eventually because this is the bizarro verse they do succeed in that.

Cole is probably the meeting that differs most from canon because by the time they found him, he was already into that dancing school for almost a year and honestly it wasn't hard at all to convince him to drop it dbskdbsk

2- Yeah they all still have their powers!!

3- They're all kinda asshole kinda of little guys ,but behind all that snark and bite deep inside they all just genuily like spending time with eachother. They're evil jerks that care about eachother so much but will also hit eachother with a rock just like cain and abel on a daily basis