#dont come the fuck to basel we dont want you

[3cosmicfrogs]

they say it's because of "antisemitism, anticipated bad image due to pro-palestine protests, and spread of satanic and occult imagery" and this is the hardest decision ive ever had to make in my life

[theuniverseawakens347]

TAYLOR LEWIS YOU LEFT YA NAME ..IMMA GET TO YOU KID …PINK TURTLE NECK CONVO ..HAD A FEW TALKS AT CLARITY BUT THINGS INTO PERSPECTIVE DIDNT KNOW THE GIRLS WAS TRYING TO KILL ME FUCK ASS RETARDED EMAN AND ZJ …I DONT GIVE A FUCK EMAN “ I was trying to prove a point but went too far” NAW MY NIGGA YOU A SERIAL DRUGG KILLER REPEATER DID IT TO YA BROTHER N THE NIGHT TAYLOR GOT HER CAR ..ON SNAP YOU POSTED BUT DRUGGED HER TO. RASH THE WHIP CAUSE 1. YOU a jealous cunt w my COOCHIE so imma kill you same Zj …yal had sex I. The house …n the bath tub .. 🥴 Zj YOU SENT BASEL NUDES OFF BAYLEE PHONE OR W HER THE JIGHT YOU TRIED TO LEAVE N COME BACK ..I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR YLU DID THAT SO CLARITY WOULD PRO BONO UR STAY. FUCK YOU BOTH..LEWIS ILL GET BACK TO YOU ….PINK TURTLE NECK OUTSIDE TOP DECK NIGHT YOU FOUND OUT THEY WAS TRYING TO POISON ME …AT BASEL “house scandal” NOT REAL …HE FAKED IT N ZJ SAID SHE WOULD STILL FUCKED HIM N STARTED TEXTING HIM THAT NIGHT …IT WAS A SET UP YOURE RIDDLED W EVIL YOU KNOW WHO …TAYLOR UR SCHIZOPHRENIC..OUR CONVO IN TORRANCE BUNKS HELPED BUT CONFUSED YOU BUT NOW YOU GET IT WE DIFFERENT I A, WHO I SAY I AM… DID TELL ME THAT TURTLE NECK NIGHT CAUSE WANTED TO SEE IF IT WAS REAL.REGRETTING ..MORPHINE PILL QUEENS …MY NEW PILL SWITCH FUCK ASS BAYLEE WAS MORPHINE YOU SEEN IT PICKING UP MEDS N ASKED BAYLEE N SHE DID SOME “your yung lemme lie bs but wont tell Cashay” …you took em that night trying to die in the house AT AVERY WHAT FLORA KAINEY LINSDAY LILY WATCHED GAVE HER IN THE OFFICE

[hryptid]

HI HELLO IT IS TIME FOR MY ~OFFICIEL~ FIRST LEG OF TOUR LEWK™️ RANKINGS*

GOD TIER, UNDEFINABLE, UNRANKABLE, THESE LOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE ND SUPPORTED ME WHEN NO ONE ELSE DID:

Amsterdam Harris Reed - a sexci pirate courtesan whom could probably swindle me out of everything i own. there is just something so indescribable about the way harry carried himself on stage that night, nd the only thing that comes 2 mind when i think about him flouncing around without a care in the world is Harris saying, “[my clothes] allow somebody to fully inhabit who they’re meant to be.” 🤧

Glasgow Kilt - gothic cryptid of the highlands. probably spends his time roaming forgotten castles. he joked he’d been looking for a reason to wear a kilt but i FELT that. this might be a reach but i really do hope this has Maybe, Possibly, opened a few more doors for him in terms of dabbling in more experimental silhouettes in the coming years. SWISH SWISH. 

now 4 The Order,,

London Gucci - an absolute DREAM. i feel like this entire look was out 4 my neck Specifically. A High Waist! Quintessential Gucci glitter fuckery! Side stripe detailing on the trousers! nd for a Wee throwback, frog closures done RIGHT in the name of that terrible yellow suit he wore in melbourne last year. LUV U GUCCY UR A REAL ONE. 

Madrid Palomo Spain - SHE DIED(RIPPED) SO THE REST OF US COULD LIVE. Ass x22. 

Stockholm Calvin Klein - GIGANTIC RAF NUT. a beautiful checked strawberry shortcake with boots made from outer space. moment of silence 4 the First Appearance of The Vests nd also the last of my sanity. 

Barcelona Palomo Spain - A BEAUTIFUL ABSTRACT SEQUINED HOUNDSTOOTH MOMENT. I DONT HAV ANYTHIN 2 SAY OTHER THAN *CHEFS KISS*

Basel Gucci - black monochromatic disco ball darling. i hav a strong Hemotional Honnection 2 this one purely because it was the first night and i will never forget the I Just Drank Six Shots Of Espresso In A Row feeling i had watchin the livestream nd seeing him sparkle and sway like the littol rhinestone he is

Mannheim Charles Jeffrey - MY SAFETY PIN SWEETIE. i’ve been enjoying the variety of Shapes we’ve seen this tour so far, and the billowy curtain vibes of this look really Kills the man. henry’s weeping willow-esque frame has the tendency to get lost in swathes of fabric but i LOVED the fit. and he luved her enuff to wear the trousers out and about in london two days later :’((((( 

Dublin Charles Jeffrey - MOTHER KIWI!!! i thot i loved this jumpsuit the first time around but i would DIE 4 her now. the tailoring both raised and murdert me. PLEATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Birmingham Calvin Klein - GIGANTIC RAF NUT PT. DEUX. i would pay him 2 step on my neck with him striped boots. 

Bologna Gucci - HOT PINK, SHEER SHIRT, MY ENTIRE HEART. ETC ETC. he loved her enough 2 wear her for the entirety of his Italian excursion. ate very expensive pasta in her. a queen of VERSATILITY. we saw her with 3 different shirts nd shoes combos nd she looked great the whole time. Wowmst. 

Milan Gucci - A SENTIENT BOW. he was the christmas present i always wanted but never received. 

London McQueen - HANIA STWAIN. the fit looks iffy in some shots of her BUT she’s fluffy and everything my early-noughties-self could hav ever hoped for. 

Copenhagen Gucci - How To Look Like An Ethereal Celestial Nymph In Head To Toe Blue Glitter - a memoir by Harry Styles. gucci rlly fucking knows how to make a fucking suit. 

Oslo McQueen - Bougie Bathrobe Wearing Old Man Staring Wistfully Out Of The Peaked Windows Of His Manor. he looked a bit lost in the shape of this one but the patchwork was GORG 10/10 def would listen 2 him wax poetic abt the state of his gold candlestick holders. 

Oberhausen Givenchy - A nice foray into embroidery. The fit of the jacket left me mourning what Could Have Been, but she was an accomplice to the Avocado photo nd for that i will forever be indebted. 

Paris Saint Laurent - HIDDIES HIDDIES HIDDIES HIDDIES HIDDIES.

Munich Calvin Klein - 21st CENTURY WILLY WONKA. This had the potential 2 be top ten but Harry disrespected me by wearing sparkly boots instead of the original white ones. A victim of my own pettiness. 

Manchester McQueen - Subtle Hot Pink Heetlejuice. would hav ranked higher if YOU’D TAKEN THE JACKET OFF YOU COWARD

Hamburg Gucci - an assemblage of multiple interior decorating mantras circa 1974 amalgamated into One Single suit. i am currently in a passionate Love/Hate relationship with this one. it was refreshing to see henry in a geometric pattern rather than a floral for once, and the soft pink contrast lapels and buttons did their best 2 offset the Brown Throw Pillow My Nan Used To Have vibes, but alas......... 

Antwerp McQueen - a suit that did not age very well in terms of the overall Collection of LOOKS Harry² hav thrown at us this past month. She’s cute! She’s giving us ornate yet dreamy lace detailing! And we do love a nice Sparkly statement shoe in this house! but she is..... dare i say........................ a bit Boring..... 

*terms and conditions apply, this ranking may be subject 2 change, see back next leg of tour for more details