#dont call yourself a dragon specialist and you gimmick up with weather

[gymleaderjakes]

So i know im not done with my brilliant diamond nuzlocke yet, but i have an idea for my next one.

I will become Galar's proper Dragon Type specialist. Raihan is a fraud and is a weather (weird) specialist.

And yes, i am inspired by Mikey (mandjtv on youtube) by his first proper Dark gym leader video.

Ill hammer out the details soon, and post them regardless of if i win or lose my current run.

Why do i do this to myself? Lmao

[gymleaderjakes]

Hello hello again lads lassies and non-binary friends, im back again with more nonsense from my dragon challenger run!

Last i posted, i talked about the rock and the fairy gyms. Which were kinda meg from family guy.

The ice gym, however, with apocalypse milf was ridiculous.

My heavy hitters are insanely weak against her bullshit ice cream pokemon, and this bitch has the balls to gmax a lapras??

This is one of the issues i have with the new games. They give these dumbass forms (mostly to charizard, the secondary mascot) and then the gym leaders rarely ever use region specific Pokemon. Sure lapras is an insane tank, but for fuck sake.

At least the gym trainers (and leaders, i'm looking at your ass volkner) went back to being type specialists because bdsp was the wild west of dumbass pokemon teams.

I still think diamond and pearl is the Thor: the dark world of Pokemon games. Sure its a game, but its successor is infinitely better.

"We need to categorize the leaders under a type banner"

Ok well raihan is not a dragon specialist at all.

Rock, dragon/ground, ground & steel dragon.

/but its a sandstorm team/

Go fuck yourself. That shit should be in battle tower, and your ass keeps getting swept by Leon.

LEON. The oblivious but "powerful" champion that was trained by a former champion. Yeah. And you have to use a weather gimmick and the double battle gimmick and then the proper gimmick of the game.

You sure are an influencer. Im still going to destroy you and your dumbass team.

You only have two dragons on your team and have been talking shit.

Well KNOCK KNOCK a proper dragon specialist is coming for not only your title, but the championship. And probably both dlc's because im biding my time until scarlet & violet come out.

*edit* so lance called himself a dragon tamer back in the day, but he was realistically a flying type specialist who just so happened to have dragons.

The only champions i have respect for are Steven Stone and Cynthia.

Everyone else is a non-starter.

So BIGTIME teaser: my wife and i are going to to a podcast soon, and its going to be hilarious.