#dont ask me why i wrote this post like a buzzfeed article?!

[yuri-for-businesswomen]

if you are like me and you love a friday night in watching movies you should definitely watch the descent (2005) - all female cast, climbing around caves, and i thought it was decent horror

[richard-the-boy-wonder-blog]

This Week on Buzzfeed

Author: JJM

Pairing: Reddie

Prompt by: @richietoaster

Rating: (no clue yet honestly)

Summary: “This is all just one big mistake” Eddie says bashfully, “really? I thought it was kind of cute” he replies pulling the straw to his drink between his lips with a smirk.

“20 places with the best bread- no uh…. 30 things that can be used as a- ugh no…” Eddie glances at his untouched plate of pizza, “15 italian cuiseans to step in- oh my god im so fired” Eddie groans and rakes his nails through his hair setting his laptop aside to stretch alittle in his criss cross pose on his bed.

His boss had given him the weeks lead project meaning come monday his article would be plastered on every social media website and could be shared world wide. Something Eddie had worked hard to earn, he usually had no problem getting fairly favorable acticles out but now his idea bank was bone dry. Perfect timing for writers block. He groans aloud as his usual work playlist starts over again for what feels like the hundreth time a crule reminder of how long hed been sitting there and how little work had gotten done. Eddie loved the classics he really did but he needed something new.

He grabbed for his phone scrolling through bands currently trending puckering his lips so to help him think and focus, something he picked up from his mom watching her paint her nails for so many years.

He sighs through his nose before giving up on his persistent scrolling and just clicking on a random band, pulling a piece of pizza to his lips standing as he took a bite.

Music filled his room a calm bass line starting the song soon followed by drums and- ’god that voice’ he thinks to himself kinda dancing in place to the music.

He knew he had heard the song before over the radio on his way to work but never paid it much mind knowing soon itd become over played and hed hate it. But now that he was listening to it on his own time it actually sounded good. Really good.

He picked up his phone looking at the bands name, ‘Mouth’ Eddie furrows his brows kinda laughing to himself, what kind of band name is Mouth?

Eddie shrugs and sits back nodding his head a little to the song pulling up the band on google as he listened along, choking when he caught a glimpse of the lead and only member on the band, Richie Toizer. His face flushes and he finds himself biting his lip looking at the man on the screen his curls are unruly, his glasses make his eyes at least three times bigger than their actual size, and hes pale for someone living in California. Hes fairly attractive for someone whos stage name is 'mouth’ he wonders why he woukd pick something so dumb to be his alias.

He goes to instagram quickly finding Richies account scrolling through it his crush growing by the second, it should be illegal for someone to be this fine. He looks to his laptop type bar blinking like its beakoning him, he looks back to Richies picture, if life was a cartoon this would be the part a lightbulb would appear above Eddie’s head he smirks to himself sitting back down pulling his laptop back into his lap taking one last bite of pizza.

'15 up and coming composers that are secretly really hot:

1) Mouth.’

And it trends, within hours almost accumulating 50k reposts just from Facebook.

When Eddie wakes up Tuesday and sees how well his article is doing he just about faints, hes stunned something he wrote, a fluff piece at that, had gotten so much attention.

He opens his notifications for twitter scrolling though noticing a large amout of them are his readers tagging Richie Toizer in the article. He throws his phone and his whole face goes red as he realizes he didnt think this all the way through.

He looks at his alarm clock and for the second time that morning feels like blacking out, he was supposed to be at work 20 minutes ago.

He really is going to get fired.

He rushes into work running past Heather at the receptionist desk who waves to him every morning, “im so sorry Heather ill bring you a bearclaw on Friday!” He yells over his shoulder, booking it up the staires to the second level where his office space resided.

He plops down in his desk chair sighing aloud as he logs onto his mac when a light tapoing comes from beside him, he looks up and smiles.  “Hey Bill” he breath out still trying to catch his breath but eventually has to pull out his inhaler from a drawer, “so Mouth huh?” His friend chuckles out from above him. “Oh shut it” Eddie says half joking as he opens several of his social media accounts on his computer digging through thousands upon thousands of notes to see if Richie had responded to any of the posts hed been tagged in. “I c-cant believe you o-openly h-hit on someone in an a-a-article like that.”

“I wasnt hitting on him okay? I was just… Expressing an interest in him thats all.”

“You said he was a sexy vampire” Mike pitches in leaning against the wall of Eddies annex, “-though a  local Californian resident Richie Toizer doesnt seem to get sun evident through his gorgeous pale skin. A top his black curls he has the appearance of a sexy vampire. Is what you said to be exact.”

Eddie groans rubbing his hands dowm the whole length of his face exasperated, “okay yes i called him a sexy vampire so-”

“You also pretty much admitted to wanting him in your bed.”

“Okay!” Eddie yelled pushing both his friends out of his workspace “get out get out get out! I feel bad enough i dont need you two giving me greif about this” he says his arms falling to his sides once his friends both finally step put into the hall.

“W-were celebrating tonight, d-dinner a-and a movie m-my place?” Bill asks raising his eyebrows at Eddie whos sighs and smiles before nodding as his friends walk to their own desks.

From where hes standing Eddie hears the small ’ba-ding!’ His phone sounds off when he gets a notification on twitter , he groans and picks it up nervouse that Richie will see what hes  done to his good name.

'Richie Toizer @Trashmouth:

Guess my secrets out that im a vampire B) @Gazebos meet me for lunch sometime? Love to meet you ;)’

His stomach drops and all the blood in his body rushes to his face and he trips without moving, thankfully landing in his swivel chair.

A hand goes to cover his mouth completely fogetting all the germs he could potentially be there, this couldnt be real.

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A/N: this was short but im probably gonna write more chapters to make up for it. Im so sorry for any typos im writing all this on mobile. Also fun fact with the '15 italian cuiseans to step in' was inspired by the time i stepped in a lasagna youre welcome. Message me about this and enjoy! 💖

@not-reddie

[bibillyhillsbaby]

💕 check-in tag 💕

tagged by my loves, my life: @blueandtaes @emojihobi @rosebowl @artsyjoons and @butterkookies (thank you all - it was fun to read your answers 🥰)

rambling below be warned

1. why did you choose your url? aha i feel like it doesn’t really need explanation lol joon + telepathy + i am baby = my url (i think i changed it the day of the telepathy performance? and was only gonna keep it for a day but then it just stuck i love the sound of it and again, i’m baby) 

2. any sideblogs? if you have them name them and why you have them? i have.... 4 sideblogs? to be fair, 1) one was meant to be a bts sideblog until it took over my life and thus my main, 2) an aesthetic/ art blog that again, i now just post that on main... 3) a blog for books which.... i post on main (do you see a pattern??) and finally 4) my personal travel blog that i haven’t used because uhh no traveling but i use it as a diary basically of when i lived abroad 

3. how long have you been on tumblr? i think the odd little memories creature said i made my blog in 2013?? so many years lol

4. do you have a queue tag? noooo and i keep thinking maybe i should make one but then i like the mystery it creates like... am i here? (which the answer is, yes, probably i am) 

5. why did you start your blog in the first place? honestly i think it was after a post about my history teacher went “viral” (aka was included in a buzzfeed article lmao) and it started on here so i checked it out to look at, of all things, posts about the AP Euro exam (aklamd;asdksand) ; i stayed because it’s my comfort site and where else could i freak out over these men™ with amazing people who ilsm 🥺

6. why did you choose your icon? bi joon!!! happy pride!!! 

7. why did you choose your header? LOL i wanted something that represented all of my biases and also fit my aesthetic aka “did a kindergartener make this?” aka pink, hearts, love, etc. 

8. what’s your post with the most notes? definitely my hobi / my neighbor totoro set which is the set im most proud of because i think i got a better grasp of coloring and how sets should be structured and also like, HE’S SO CUTE!!! 

9. how many mutuals do you have? i echo everyone else and say idk how to calculate that?? but i love and cherish all of you so much 🥺

10. how many followers do you have? enough so that i am perceived, but not too perceived if you get me lmao 😘

11. how many people do you follow? i recently tried to unfollow some inactive blogs so i’m at 353 currently but i follow people at the drop of the hat so it will soon increase lol

12. have you ever made a shitpost? i completely agree with t, like i don’t really believe in the concept of a shitpost, and to quote sharika, “We Are All Just Online” (that being said i am known to make very niche memes about capybaras) 

13. how often do you use tumblr each day? way too much lmao (i say, as i am currently typing this before i leave for work, where i will continue to use tumblr throughout the day because like... idc about work) 

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? who won? lol no and i never will, the only person i argue with is my brother and usually i cry 🥲

15. how do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts? Specifically posts with that phrasing i dont like because you dont need to do anything, it‘s your blog do what you want - but i do try to reblog things that i think are important and can help people

16. do you like tag games? I love them, i am always behind on them, if you have ever tagged me in something i am in love with you, and if i never responded it is probably still in my likes and i am sorry

17. do you like ask games? Yes! Again, i am very slow ( i am still getting through the ♣️ asks but if you sent me one i will do it!! And if you wrote one about me i will respond !!! It‘s so much easier to write them than receive them but ily)

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous? Echoing everyone else again to say what does this mean we are all just on here lmao

19. do you have a crush on a mutual? I am a pisces so yes i am in love with all of you - as namjoon once said „i live so i love“ and as hozier once said „i fall in love just a little old little bit every day with someone new“ and as fleabag‘s dad once said „I think you know how to love better than any of us. That's why you find it all so painful“ - in sum i am made up of love and it‘s everything and all that i am 💕

20. tags? Is this asking whether i like tags or who im tagging? I love tags and i love people who scream in the tags aaaaand im tagging: @hazeltae @fakelovedotmp3 @yoongisbengaliwife @stardustyoongi @pjmsdior @jinsmin @dis-easehobi @yoongibuttcheeks @kithtaehyung @trustingofwinds (tagged some newer moots so if you dont want to be tagged in these lmk! as always only if you want to, and if you have already tag me so i can see! 💕)