#dont ask me why i wish on standard banner

[ghostlynighty]

I was bored, so I wished on the standard banner on ptn. I got an s rank around 40 pulls and I freaking got summer. THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I GOT HER ON THE STANDARD BANNER??? I don't know if I'm lucky or really unlucky to get summer three time out of the many s ranks I could get.

I just wanted Langley 😭

[c0rv]

do u have anything to share with the people about playing genshin with me everything is normal to me idk what bothers everyone

you have like 12 recipes and ur food inventory is abysmal

ur exploration in most areas is 20% or less, and even in mond i think ur highest is 60%? for an area

you have not done any reputation things at all except for when i was on your account and desperate for mora so i did them for you

you have the red exclamation things on every icon bc theres things the game wants you to check so bad you refuse to

you dont usually do your daily commissions

you refuse to read the game tutorials

you have like 20 quests in ur journal and id be impressed its even that low if not for the fact u could go to any city in game and theres so many npcs wanting to start shit

you have yet to do any hangouts

ur only world level 4

you havent even unlocked the camera gadget so i had to watch u try and take pictures inside a domain but bc u couldnt open the menu without leaving u just ended up taking screenshots with the ui and everything

ur teapot is still empty and u wonder why kaeya is getting companion exp so slowly

you didnt know u could craft higher level mob drops at the alchemy stand, you dont know what condensed resin is

you thought there were 20 floors in the spiral abyss

you only recently attempted the spiral abyss after over 2 years playing bc u thought the first 9 floors scaled higher if u leveled up higher

you didnt know about the graphics settings in the menu

you didnt know what the motion blur was

when i watch u fight enemies u dont keep ur camera on the enemies and seem to be shocked when u get surprised by them

you only recently started using healing food after i asked u to

you have like 3 5 star artifacts total

you were leveling an artifact and it kept going to def and i told u to stop and u didnt anyways cuz u dont know what the def stat means

you thought that 4 stars r limited only to the limited banners they appear on

you also thought u could only get diluc from the standard banner

you dont know what the crown of insight is

when in the windblume event shop u were looking at the mailed flower refinement materials and i had to beg u to buy them cuz u thought they were useless

to add onto the previous thing u didnt even know you could refine weapons until like. last week

when u were screensharing windblume and starting the rhythm game thing i told u u could change note speed cuz i know u prefer faster notes but u didnt open the menu and didnt figure out u could do it until several days later

ur werent gonna do the photo aspect of windblume bc u had to do a quest where u talk to a guy one time

when bubbles and u and i were gonna fight azhdaha u instead walked to the geovishap

u will open the domains for talent level up materials and ask me what they r for

u will ask me what u even need the talent level up stuff for and when i have u open the characters talents theyre all level 1

u still havent maxed out any statues of the seven, not even in mond or liyue so u dont have max stamina

u unlocked fishing in an attempt to get the catch for raiden but u still havent even bought the recipes for anything but the default bait

u only have the default namecard and 1 other namecard u got through achievements

when i was screensharing u were asking me what the sigils in my inventory were (the ones u use for a ton of shit in enkanomiya)

didnt realize until yesterday that the 5 stars have orange backgrounds

u were playing yaoyao and kept doing her burst and immediately switching off so it did nothing

i was watching u count ur wish history and i explictly said ur at 80 pity so a ten pull away from a 5 star and a week later u seemingly forgot and wished and were surprised to get a 5 star

u usually dont get the wishes in paimons bargains that reset every month unless i remind u

u thought u didnt get anything from the battlepass unless u paid for it

theres the whole boat thing where u. didnt know boats were in the game. so u just didnt unlock any waverider waypoints. u were icebridging to all the islands in inazuma

tbh im shocked u even finished the tcg tutorial

u thought if u gave characters healing artifacts they would just be able to heal even if thats not in their skill sets

u started the spiral abyss on accident with 2 characters in ur party

thats just what i thought of at the top of my head im sure ill remember more later ^_^ ur welcome taye. i didnt even bring up how u beg me to switch to childe so u can look at his balls

[idiot-mushroom]

WAIT, YPU PLAY GENSHIN?

Hii! F2p player here!!! Been playing since 0.3 so if you need any help w the game play, character builds or literally anything just ask but now I'm gonna give you some recommendations;

First; CHARACTER BUILDS ARE VERYYY IMPORTANT, and my bitchass did not know that, you can search online what sets are the best for which character and search up where to get the artifacts, and don't forget to check the status if the artifacts

Second: DONT FORGET TO LEVEL UP TALENTS, they are also very important!

Third: idk why would anyone wish on the standard banner, and I totally do not recommend

Forth: you should definitely (mentality) separate the ppl in your team w there character roles already (idk how tk explain but what I mean is, you should definitely know/decide who your main dps, sub dps, support, healer/shealder, etc. should be)

That's all I can remember know, and it's 1:09am, sk its a goodnight from me!

Ask anything if you need help!

thanks ;)

[witch-hazels-musings]

Hey Hazel-chan

Oh yeah! After reading that last ask about Venti, I wanted to tell you, I used all my luck on this game for the year during Zhonglis banner XD

First I got Diluc,(on the standard banner which was so happy about) then I got Zhongli 2ce with all the wishes I saved!

Right after I think I managed to save 20 wishes during Yae Miko, and on the last day of her banner i was like "eh why not I've got everyone i want, I like Yae, but I don't I'll get her " and Boom a wild Yae Miko graced me with her presence on the first 10 pulls I did O: like, right after getting Zhongli 2ce?? I was soooo lucky, I can't believe I got all 3 of the characters I really wanted all right after each other😱

But needless to say I also had no wishes left after that, well I had the 10 left, but it's not much, after that I heard Venti is having a return, and I'm like "oh no, I kinda want Venti too but I've got no chances of getting him"

And yeah I think I've got 30 wishes now while his banner is live, should I try? I mean, I've got a full team now, so I dont need him, should I rather just save for a future character ? What do you think?

And I know game things are silly, but all that good luck in Genshin has certainly been a shiny moment for me during all the chaos of the world

Love

A feeling happier Crow

WOW! That’s some impressive luck to have already!! and I say that if you want to pull Venti then you should -- add another shiny to your collection ;) (we don’t know when characters will get a rerun and you have a chance to get him now!) but I also skip for future characters all the time, and I’ll say most of the time I’m happy that I waited :) 

[xiaophobic]

JUST SAW THAT YOU DONT HAVE XINGQIU AND LITERALLY SAME HE HATES ME???? he’s been avoiding me for such a long time he’s literally the only four star i don’t have and. HELLO?? COME HOME PLEASE i was starting to think i’m the only one that doesn’t have him pls that made me happy for whatever reason😭

also since sunflower anon was talking about luck. let me share something real quick besties so i got into genshin because of my friend and she really wanted mona- like a lot🥲 i had no idea how the wishing system worked so i just did a ten roll on the standard banner and I GOT MONA AND BEIDOU I WAS LIKE wow cool great AND NOW IM REALIZING HOW LUCKY THAT WAS, IT WAS LITERALLY MY FIRST TEN ROLL when i got to pity on the standard banner i got mona again tho😐🔫 i love her but I JUST WANT KEQING PLEASE WHY🏃‍♀️ while pulling on the character event banner when keqing was up, i got jean,,, i was mad at first because like i said i really wanted keqing but now i’m actually glad because JEAN CARRIES ME and i couldn’t be more happy i got her. well after keqing banner ended i did a few wishes on the venti banner AND BOOM HE CAME HOME i was freaking out😩

and also just wanted to say that i feel so comfortable here,, youre so welcoming along with the anons it just makes me happy i don’t want to get all mushy but like fr i love you thank you for accepting me to the family i feel honored to be a part of it🫂 since you said you don’t mind long asks expect me to be in here all day spamming your asks with essays

- 🐌 anon

YOU SAYING “HE HATES ME???” IS SENDING ME TO FUCKING MARS PLEASEHAGSGAGAHAHA

yes welcome to the xingqiuless squad, we’re all depressed here. it is just sO CRAZY TO ME HOW HE MANAGED TO AVOID ME ON EVERY SINGLE ROLL I DID IN HU TAO’S BANNER??? MF I GOT C4 CHONGYUN AND C5 XIANGLING BUT NOT A SINGLE XINGQIU??? PLEASE??????

anyway, you getting mona again when rolling for keqing <//3 i empathize. fun fact, i actually got keqing on my beginner’s wish! i literally thought she was a four star and didn’t use her properly until like ar 35 :,)) i never finished building her though, which i feel incredibly guilty about 😓 one day, i suppose.

☹️ youRE GONNA MAKE ME TEAR UP,, i’m so glad i can foster a welcoming environment :] i love you as well, darling. be safe, alright? you can always spam my askbox, i don’t mind ^^

[ragnvdnir]

Sobbing. This is my rewritten thoughts on your diluc fic that i requested.

First of all, thank you for doing this request! I didn't expected that it was quite long, too. But it's good nonetheless :))

Note: i would also input parts that i really liked or made me cackle. And my thoughts are pretty messy tho feel free to ask me for clarifications!!

— i think the reason why lawrence!reader acts like that is out of spite, just like how Eula does but in a more outgoing version. Eula tries to act like how others perceive the Lawrence clan: prideful, arrogant and cold. She isn't really cold in her actions, it was evident that the perspective towards her family name shaped her humor and attitude to result like that. And so was reader, who is troublesome to many eyes.

+ The way that stubborn Lawrences try to stick to their ancient traditions despite the times having changed- from their unwavering arrogance and value for elegance, reader's carefree recklessness and courage attitude rebels that.

— ❤️: “Ah, I see, you are thirsting over your fiancee. Understandable, he's your soon-to-be-husband anyway.” You turn your head to your side to give Venti a look of horror.

— i was literally hyped up when jean and lisa was mentioned to be entering the tavern. Gay gay homosexual gay. About reader flirting with jean: me too. I would do the same.

— Confession = cancelled. Diluc = friend-zoned.

— ❤️: "You haven't even prepared your script yet."

— ❤️: ”Hell, he doesn't even know who is he jealous over. Is it you who can easily be touchy and affectionate to the Jean? Or is he jealous of Jean because you are touchy and affectionate to her and not to him?”

— i love how you made the jealousy happen on both sides. on the same place. around the same period of time.

— ❤️: "...that damned girl Donna." Tell me Ein if this is just you using the opportunity to roast her 😌

— ‘He's not even mine in the first place,’ You sighed.

I went in front his mansion at exactly 4:30 am on April 30 and spent 30+ wishes to hit pity on standard and got Skyward Pride. It's not as devastating as my mona c1 standard pity before, but the things i do for this man to come home-

— ❤️: “What is it?” “I like you.”

i gotta tell you that this fic is really good and better than you think it is, so Ein, i'm letting you know that i really appreciated your fic!! 😍💕 It's just difficult as an albedo kinnie to feel stuff but you know it's not only me who enjoyed your fic ;)

— 🍰.

hugs from the pain strawberry shortcake 😔

ngl i didn't expect it to be that long too😩😩 anw dw abt the messy comments, i do enjoy them😌

— oof yeah that's what i initially thought too that Lawrence!reader is just like eula but outgoing and free. i actually cant decide whether the reader would be her younger sibling or just cousin so ill just leave it up to your imaginations, but personally i like to think that reader is eula's sibling. i actually wanted to add more story of the reader being a Lawrence but i dont want it to be longer lol

— okay so i actually thought abt venti and reader being the best friends but like its gonna be long too😔

— ah yes jeanlisa😩☝️i mean no one can convince jean to go drinking unless u are lisa but are u her?🧐🧐 i am hyping up at the gfs too😌 i would flirt with jean just to see her reaction but like its all good and fun bc i wont steal someones gf *looks at lisa*

— poor diluc, got friendzone. f on the chat please 💔💔

— i did jealousy on both sides bc i wont let diluc suffer alone hehe 😼😼😼

— roast donna? oh uhm idk what are you saying *looks away* okay maybe some personal feelings were accidentally written.

the dedication u have✨✨ standard banner is shit😭 (except the time i got wgs) i am not hating on mona but i got her on c1 too when albedo's banner was around and i was devastated bc it was pity too💔💔

awwe strawberry shortcake my friend ☹️☹️ tysm for the words☹️☹️