#dont ‘🥳’ me i don’t think this is a reason to celebrate

[abba-enthusiast]

Es ist mein 8. Jahrestag auf Tumblr 🥳

[the1975attheirverybest]

The Taylor-Matty discussion just reminded me how fucking insane parasocial relationships are. Like if you think about it, the concept is mad. And yet we all do it. Like in the grand scheme of things, it’s inevitable that we’re gonna talk about celebrity relationships, but I feel like overall our opinion doesn’t matter…? And I’ve seen this from MANY different celeb couples and it kind of makes me reevaluate myself I guess. Like I’ll find myself formulating an opinion and getting fired up, which I have a right to have and do by itself, but then I’ll realize… that I don’t know these people…? Lmao I don’t know. It’s all very surreal to me. I think THATS the reason I’ve been able to kind of tune out all the “drama” out if that makes any sense.

Also I will say for the most part, the fans of 1975 just want him to be happy which is great. I don’t know about Swifties tho since I’m not really on that side of social media

-🥳

Yeah, it’s true. We don’t know them nor do we know the situation in full. Idk, I mean, I go back and forth on the whole parasocial thing. Like I obviously don’t know Matty in the way that his friends and family know him. But parts of his personality, his world view, his sense of self are in the music so I think it’s reasonable to speak of the kind of person he is and wonder if this is a new situation for him/ if he is the sort of person who would behave this way.

IM GLAD YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT SWIFTIES STAY THAT WAY ITS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!

[hanzajesthanza]

this is actually a very old headcanon back from when i headcanoned regis was a capricorn and also had a birthday*, but i like to imagine angoulême putting 429 candles on a cake and almost burning beauclair palace down, and it’s ironic because he’s the only one of them invulnerable to fire so he has to put it out as an emergency—

it would start with a brainstorm/share-out pressured by angoulême of when everyone’s birthdays are

cahir: mine is actually august 31st. … geralt and milva: [look at him from across the table] cahir: … yes, during the bridge 😅 i mean, i spent the last one in prison so… this was a lot better

geralt: i dont do birthdays. no, not for any spiteful reason, not because of any personal hatred towards them or poor past experience. it’s as simple as this. i’m a professional, people don’t expect me to age. people hire me to be a supernatural being. they don’t hire men who are born just like any other old man, who demand to take the day off just because— dandelion: [just walked into the conversation in a frilly bathrobe] it’s june 21st. geralt: … dandelion: [grabbing a piece of bread and is now sitting down and eating it, speaking with his mouth half full] and he’s going to be 56 this year.

milva: well. mine’s early december, but don’t— no, don’t start shouting “we missed it, we missed it.” i celebrated it very well, on my own. as i wanted to. dandelion: what did you do milva: went into the woods and hunted everyone: … geralt: maria, you do that every day. milva: AND????

geralt: while we’re all going, then, dandelion’s is june 9th. everyone: … ok geralt: [staring at him triumphantly, nastily, like “SEE I CAN TELL EVERYONE YOUR BIRTHDAY TOO” but no one cares, because only geralt was embarassed by dandelion telling everyone his birthday and age]

i haven’t listed angoulême’s birthday but it’s late march/early april because she’s an aries, i think it would be funny if her birthday was april 1st (because comic character + unfortunately her biological family treated her like a joke), but also it would be sad because stygga occured in early march so angoulême was so close to seeing another year but didn’t make it

anyways with the general idea of this is angoulême asking geralt if vampires celebrate birthdays (because she wants to surprise regis she’s not just gonna go and ask him) and geralt dryly responds “not in any diagrams i ever saw in kaer morhen” (the mental image of a serious life-or-death witcher class doing a book on vampires and there’s like a diagram of them like 🥳🥳🎁🥳🎂🎉🥳🥳🥳)

and asides from regis like

after the fire is put out he’s like :) cake and they’re all very curious now like so DO you celebrate birthdays or— and he’s like “well not usually but this cake is good” and angoulême observes “i think that piece is still on fire a bit actually” and he’s like “[mid-biting cake on fire] its good”

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footnotes

* as for how the headcanon doesn't work anymore... actually i think it’s funnier if he’s like “i dont think i have a birthday” or "guys, my birthday was in october. we past it two months ago..." (since i headcanon him as a libra)

here’s my solution to the dilemma of how he both has no birthday but is also a libra: he still has no birthday, but attests that “october is his favorite month” or some other vague bs. and it makes sense that he’d like october, because october is a month of transitions — between fall and winter (at least as we can see in their journey, in that jaruga belt region’s climate) — he also leaves fen carn at the end of october and returns to dilingen — and for the elves it is the end of the year/beginning of the new year...

[raziyekroos]

YESSS!! [im also persian and a tsc fan]

I’m sooooo happy rn:)) i have truly found my people🥹🥹 this is certainly a nice start to the new year! Speaking of….

🎊🥳Norouzet mobarak🎉✨i hope you have a wonderful year!!

Okayyyy i got a bunch of questions for you because, if you cant tell, im really really happy and excited to have found you:

Who is ur favourite tsc character? [JULIAN FUCKING BLACKTHORN, MAGNUS FUCKING BANE!!]

Whats ur favourite series? [TDA]

Who is ur favourite downworlder? (Theres a right answer here) [Magnus Lightwood-Bans]

Who is ur favourite shadowhunter? [Izzy]

How long have you been in the fandom? [ive been a fan for 2 yrs but actually joined the fandom about a year ago]

Do you write fics? [nope, i did write taylor swift fics a LONG time ago]

Favourite tsc ship? [magnus and alec… OBVIOUSLY]

Least favourite tsc ship? [alastair carstairs and the guy i refuse to name 🧑‍🦰]

FIC RECSSSS? (Preferably malec but idrc) [nope i dont have any fic reca at the moment, true love never dies is rlly nice but Dani is famous so i think you’ve already heard of it]

Whats your timezone? (Is it weird to ask people that?? Idk. Don’t answer if youre not comfortable) [mine is EDST/EST]

Do you speak farsi or any other persian language? [yea im fluent in farsi]

Is your ask box always open? [i don’t post so doesnt really matter]

*okay so i realized it’s not fair if i just ask the questions without you getting to know me so i decided to answer them too)

OMG I HAD NO IDEA!!! HELLO?!! SO HAPPY TO MEET YOU 🤭🤭❤️

Ok first of all, what can I call you?! (You can call me Razi/Raziye (راضیه) whichever you prefer 🌝🌝)

NOWRUZ MOBARAK TO YOU TOO!! DID YOU CELEBRATE?! 🤭

OKKKK let's answer the questions 🙈 (also, thank you for answering them yourself too it's nice to get to know new people and their passions!!)

My favorite character? Welllll i have a hard time choosing between Magnus and Alec ASFGHJHJJJJJ I really love them both :') so let's say both of them! ^^ (I LOVE JULIAN TOO?!?! HE'S ACTUALLY MY FAVORITE AFTER MAGNUS AND ALEC!! and if I wanted to marry a tsc guy it would be him 👀🤣 cause well Alec is gay and I can't think of Alec and Magnus with any other person so yup!! Julian 😎😎 what about you? 🤭)

Favorite series is TBC/TEC for obvious reasons 🌝🌝 but if I wanna choose between the main series it's TDA and TLH cause they were both chaotic af and I love it 😂😂

Favorite downworlder of course THE MAGNIFICENT BANE! DUH 😎

favorite shadowhunter, well it's Alexander Lightwood for me of course 🌝🌝 (but if I wanna choose the best Shadowhunters, as in shadowhunting I'll choose Emma!!)

SAME!! I've read tsc since 2019_2020 but I've joined the fandom about a year and a half ago!!

I don't write fics nope :') I don't think I'm good at it ASSDFGGJJJJ and I've never actually tried, but I'm trying fan art (kinda) out now but it's still not ready 😂😂🙈 when it was I'll show it to you^^ (ohhh Taylor swift! Nice ^^ one of my school friends was OBSESSED with her so I know a lot about her 🤭🤭 and @magnus-the-maqnificent here really loves her too so 🌝🌝)

Favorite ship is Malec of course 😎 (malec is just different for me but after them Jemma, thomastair and Jordelia!!)

Least favorite ship for me is yes Alastair and the guy-who-should-not-be-named 🌚🌚, James and Grace, and tmi Clace kinda?! I really like them in other series but they were not my favorite in tmi 🙁)

Ohhhhh fic recs 😎😍 I love fic recs (both giving them and receiving 🌝) and I actually just read malec so they're all Malec anyways addfgghhjjjj

Spell my name in your blood (I really love this one 🥺😭❤️), the get along fortress, you like me too much, sharp are the arrows of a broken heart by @magnus-the-maqnificent

Bright Lights Small Town, Love is not a victory march, 42 North 71 West, Stars Aligned, alea iacta est by @lecrit

LBAF, I Will Fix You, Put a ring on it, Veni Vidi Amavi by @khaleesiofalicante (and yes I've read tlnd 😍 I really love it *sobs*)

The Chronicles of Bromance, Even when the time changes, by @igonecrazy

And A Prince and A Blue Jay by Sandylee007

Aasddffg i don't really know how this time zone work 💀 but I searched it and it's what google said 🌝🌝

And yes I do! I live in Iran so it's my native language and I speak it everyday 🤭 I can't really speak any other Persian language no :( but I understand لری completely cause I hear it often too 🤭 (soooo does that meab you do not live in Iran? Am I right?👀)

Also, my ask box is always open yes 😍 I'll be happy to get to know you more!!